"Haha, it's also fate. As soon as we met, we felt so close to each other, as if we were father and daughter in our previous life."
Yang Meiling smiled very fakely and followed Niu Xiaotian's words, pretending to be very interested and said: "I heard that Mr. Niu is very good at reading faces. Can you give me a favor and show it to us sisters?"
"It's a trivial matter! For Zhang Qisheng's sake, I'll give you a 30% discount, just five hundred per person." Niu Xiaotian's generous gesture.
five hundred?
It's still 30% off, this guy is really bad, he's obviously just asking for the price casually.
Yang Meiling didn't hesitate. She was not short of money. She immediately took out a stack of red bills from her pocket, counted out ten and put them on the coffee table, "Then there is Mr. Lao Niu!"
Whoosh!
The money on the coffee table suddenly flew up, and in the blink of an eye it was in Niu Xiaotian's hand. He clicked through it like a money man, and said with a smile: "You two, that's an offensive look!"
Beads of sweat could not help but break out on the forehead of the red-pink duo. This kid was so powerful, he was clearly a super-hard bone that could knock out teeth.
Niu Xiaotian's eyes swept across Yang Meiling's face, he blew out a puff of smoke and sighed: "Oh! Sister Meiling, you should pay more attention to your health. As the saying goes, time is not forgiving, but when you turn around, you should enjoy yourself in time."
What nonsense? I’m only thirty, and I still have a lot of time. It’s too early to talk about the ruthlessness of time!
"Am I suffering from something wrong?" Yang Meiling asked with a frown.
"I lost a child and lost the opportunity to be a mother. Since then, I have suffered from misogyny. I feel that handsome men who are not good at all deserve to die! The problem in my heart is also a disease. What should I see in the city?
Oh, psychiatrist!" Niu Xiaotian pointed out directly.
Yang Meiling couldn't help but be stunned. This guy really knows how to read faces, and his level is quite high.
Even my sister Shen Qianqian didn't know about the miscarriage, and she had it aborted after more than a month.
At that time, Yang Meiling was only nineteen years old. When she heard that she was pregnant, her boyfriend not only refused to admit it, but instead criticized her, saying that there was something wrong with her style, and they broke up with her firmly.
This is also the inducement for Yang Meiling to become a gangster. Men are unreliable, especially handsome ones, they are all beasts.
From then on, he strengthened his body, practiced kung fu hard, and vowed to defeat all the scumbags in the world.
My then-boyfriend is now disabled and can only sit in a wheelchair, watching beauties rushing past, and sadly thinking back to his courage back then.
"Mr. Niu has good eyesight. This is true, but I don't quite understand. How does this have anything to do with health and age?" Yang Meiling asked patiently.
"Hey, if you use Mao's relationship well, you should be more casual when speaking. It's uncomfortable to listen to words." Niu Xiaotian smiled evilly.
Yang Meiling held her forehead, unintentionally showing her true nature again, and simply said: "Master Niu, then open the sky and speak frankly. I feel that I am in great health. The physical examination is normal and there is nothing wrong with me!"
"No, you can't look at the surface of everything. Without male nourishment, yin and yang are not balanced, and diseases are subtle."
Niu Xiaotian had a serious expression. He measured it with his fist on his lower abdomen, then raised it and clenched it, "You know, it's starting to shrink. The amount every month is very small, and it's often delayed."
Right again!
Yang Meiling's face changed. She seemed to have forgotten her identity as a killer and was immersed in the role of a patient. She asked piously: "Master Niu, what should we do?"
"Hey, it's easy to say. Overcome the psychological barrier and find a man!" The treatment method Niu Xiaotian prescribed was exactly what Yang Meiling was least willing to accept. She took two puffs of cigarette and asked: "What else can you see?"
"Judging from the fortune on your face, when you were five years old, you fell into a pit and almost choked to death. When you were ten years old, you fell into a smelly ditch and almost drowned. When you were fifteen years old, you were stabbed in the buttocks by a sharp object. , penetrating injury, hospitalized for many days, when I was eighteen years old..."
"Stop it, stop talking!"
Yang Meiling is really scared. Niu Xiaotian is simply not a human being. He specializes in exposing shortcomings. No secret can escape his eyes. If these embarrassing things are spread, he might as well stop living!
"Master Niu, I, I don't want to read fortune tellers anymore!" Shen Qianqian raised her hands with a pale face, really afraid that Niu Xiaotian would reveal her embarrassing story.
"No refund!" Niu Xiaotian said seriously.
"No, no more!" Shen Qianqian waved her hands quickly.
In the first round of head-to-head contact, the two female killers had already been defeated. Niu Xiaotian secretly despised them. They were bullshit. But even so, it was better to change their name to "Red Pink Fools".
The two of them came here with no intention of killing Niu Xiaotian, and the probability of success was extremely low.
Troubled by sweet dreams, they want to escape!
"Master Niu, Xingwang Village is very special. You can actually have sweet dreams." Yang Meiling changed the topic.
"Of course, I personally set up the dream energy field, which cost me an unknown amount of innate mana. If you two feel good about it, then stay here longer, and don't forget to help spread the word and forward it!" Niu Xiaotian chuckled.
"But last night, our sisters actually had the same dream. This is so weird!"
Yang Meiling finally got to the point. At the same time, she observed Niu Xiaotian's expression. If it was related to this kid, she should be on high alert.
But Niu Xiaotian scratched his head hard and said, "Something's wrong. You shouldn't have the same dream. Everyone's experience is different, and the fantasies in their minds are also different."
"Is there something wrong with that energy field?" Shen Qianqian asked.
"Impossible, there are multiple cases that can prove it." Niu Xiaotian looked confident, suddenly slapped his forehead, and sighed, "Oh, you have gone too far. The problem lies with you."
"What do you mean?" Yang Meiling was confused.
"If you recognize Zhang Qisheng as your father, then you are the real sisters, and there is a destiny connection. In addition, it is not a good habit to sleep together at night, the airtight kind, the breaths blend fiercely, so I had the same dream .”
Two women, hugging each other?
Is it still airtight?
The picture was so dirty and disgusting that Yang Meiling and Shen Qianqian couldn't help but move their buttocks away from each other.
"We don't do that!" Yang Meiling defended.
"How do you know you didn't do something like that when you were asleep? Hehe, when I go to bed at night, I just like to cuddle up with the quilt. It's not a sign of love! What are you two women afraid of?" Niu Xiaotian seemed to be tolerant.
We can't talk anymore. This guy's bad talk will make him say something even worse.
Three stupid chickens and a thousand dollars, all thrown away.
The red and pink demons could only stand up and say goodbye. They were all a little flustered and their steps were in a hurry. What was the difference between a defeated soldier running away?
This incident simply damaged the reputation of the female killers, and even made Niu Xiaotian think that they were fake.
Niu Xiaotian was very happy after earning a thousand pocket coins. He returned to the dining table, picked up the chicken legs and ate them.
The taste is pretty good, and the cooking skills of these two people are worthy of praise.
Zhang Qisheng is also a blessing in disguise. His filial daughter cooks delicious food every day. He is just worried that once they leave, Zhang Qisheng may not be used to the simple life of simple meals.
Bai Hu quietly reported that there was a situation and the mage had entered the village!