Chapter 15: In the ninth year, the King of Hell clicks Mao
Hearing my words, Fatty Wu nodded and said, "Yes, yes, there is such a thing! I had just graduated from high school that year! My girlfriend who had been with me for more than a year actually slept with someone else. I
I couldn't bear to swallow this. I went to find the man at that time and gave him a few bucks. I broke his teeth and later paid more than 100,000 yuan in compensation."
I nodded in agreement, continued to look at the horoscopes, and said, "When you were twenty-three years old, the Red Luan Star moved. There should be a woman who wanted to marry you at that time, right?"
Fatty Wu's eyes widened and he immediately answered me yes.
Then, he gave me a thumbs up and said, "Mr. Li is really awesome. My family doesn't even know about this. I was about to graduate from college. Isn't this lonely? I just fell in love with a female classmate overnight. Who?"
I found out that the girl was relying on me, and a month and a half later she said she was pregnant and wanted to marry me. I was so anxious that I ran home and bought a standing ticket."
Huang Yiyi looked at Fatty Wu in surprise and said, "Cousin, how could you do such a wrong thing? A girl was pregnant with your child, and you ran away! You, you are simply not a human being."
"Bah, bah, bah!" Fatty Wu immediately explained, "That woman lied to me. She knew that my family was rich and she had been flirting with me for a long time! She was not pregnant at all. This is what one of her friends told me later. I don't believe it.
If so, you can ask Mr. Li."
Huang Yiyi no longer believed what Fatty Wu said. She looked at me and asked, "Is this really true? Mr. Li."
I nodded and said, "That's right, he did not have any signs of having children that year."
As soon as Fatty Wu heard what I said, he straightened his back and said, "Well, I didn't lie to you! Your cousin and I are not that kind of person. If she really has a child, no matter how crazy she is, I will still take responsibility."
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Huang Yiyi snorted and gave Fatty Wu a roll of his eyes.
"Mr. Li, you are so powerful. You can figure out such top-secret things."
Actually this is only eight The basis of fortune telling is that as long as the horoscope is arranged, it is very simple to interpret the horoscope. Although I can tell the quality of his horoscope at a glance, I have never done fortune telling for others. This is the first time.
, I arranged the dishes very carefully.
Hearing what Fatty Wu said, I replied calmly, "The horoscope fortune teller can tell you everything you want to see, and you can see even more detailed ones. For example, if you have a birthmark on your butt, when you were in your second year of high school
, I peeked at your cousin-in-law’s..."
"Hey, hey, hey!" Fatty Wu quickly interrupted me and said nervously, "Seriously, seriously."
When he spoke, he looked at Huang Yiyi with lingering fear.
Fortunately, Huang Yiyi did not dwell on this topic and continued, "Let's see when I can find a girlfriend."
I looked at it for a while and found that his peach blossom had moved again this year, but it was still a rotten peach blossom. So I continued, "If I read correctly, someone is talking to you now, right?"
Fatty Wu was startled for a moment, then he chuckled and said, "Yes, yes! Actually, I just want to see if it is possible for me and her. If it is possible, we plan to get married this year."
My eyes stayed on Fatty Wu's face for about five seconds before I shook my head and said, "It's impossible! You can't get married this year, let alone meet the person you are destined to marry. This year the Red Luan star has not moved, and
Seven Killers has your pattern, and it’s your ninth year. Not only will you not be able to get married, but you will also get into trouble because of women.”
Upon hearing my words, Fatty Wu let out a sigh, and his expression suddenly became dull.
"Every nine years, what does this mean?" Fatty Wu asked me puzzledly.
I explained, "Every nine years means you are nine years old or eighteen years old."
Years old, at the age of twenty-seven, any multiple of nine is nine years. Legend has it that in the ninth year, the King of Hell will draw a person's name in the book of birth and death, and let this person report to the underworld. Anyone who is chosen by the King of Hell will
Everyone will die. Therefore, this ninth year is also called the year of Mao, the year of the king of hell."
"Even if you are not chosen by the King of Hell this year, people of this age will experience some bad things! It can range from losing money to getting sick. As long as you get through it safely, you will have completed your three tribulations and nine difficulties.
One difficulty."
Listening to my words, the two of them were stunned for a while. It was obvious that they had never heard of these things. This was a shock to their world view.
"Mr. Li, have I been tricked by the King of Hell?" Fatty Wu asked with a panicked look on his face.
"You have to save me. Don't let me be targeted by the King of Hell."
I looked at Fatty Wu's hopeless look and said, "Don't worry! If the King of Hell had hit you, he wouldn't have let you go through the disaster. You would have reported it long ago."
Hearing this, Fatty Wu took a deep breath and said happily, "As long as I don't die, I can accept it."
I shook my head speechlessly and said, "Actually, there are many things that are more terrifying than death. For example, some people have their legs and feet broken when they are nine years old, resulting in lifelong disability. They can only sit in a wheelchair, or
There are people crawling on the ground begging. Some men will develop pathological changes and will never be able to be men in their lifetime."
My words made the relaxed Fatty Wu become more vigilant again. He opened his mouth and shouted, "Ah! There is still something like this. Then take a look and see what I have experienced in the past nine years."
I stared at Fatty Wu and said, "You should know better than me what I have been through! The woman you are talking about now may be the disaster you have encountered in nine years."
Fatty Wu choked with sobs, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Then I'll break up with her now! This woman was my wife half a month ago." The person who contacted me immediately, she is my high school classmate, one of the three golden flowers in our school. She has fair skin, beautiful face, convex front and back, and combines the characteristics of all beautiful women. She went abroad a long time ago, and there has been no news.
I didn’t come back until a month ago.”
"She came to my bar that night, drank a lot, and recognized me immediately. I chatted with her for a while and then I found out that she had broken up with her boyfriend. As soon as I heard that my opportunity had come, I
I took action. This action was beyond my expectation. I didn’t expect that she would follow me and check out the room that night.”
"Fat Wu, you scumbag, I didn't expect you to be such a person! You are simply..." Huang Yiyi couldn't listen anymore, raised her hand and punched Fatty Wu directly with her fist.
"No, no!" Fatty Wu said quickly, "I'm not telling the truth in front of Mr. Li!"
Huang Yiyi was so angry that she glared at Fatty Wu and snorted, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."
It seemed that the relationship between the cousins was not bad. Fatty Wu ignored Huang Yiyi, turned to me and asked, "Mr. Li, should I break up with her now?"
I waved my hand and said, "There is no need to break up for now, you will alert the enemy! I suggest you first ask your former classmates about the latest news about your classmate."
"Okay, I'll ask when I get back later." It could be seen that Fatty Wu was also very anxious.
I hummed, looked at Fatty Wu's horoscope and said, "By the way, your true marriage will appear next year!"
Fatty Wu didn't want to listen to my words anymore. Now his mind was filled with what happened to him in the past nine years.
Seeing him like this, I comforted him a few words and asked him to go back and rest first.
After Fatty Wu left, Huang Yiyi asked me, "Mr. Li, what happened to my cousin?"
I calmly replied to Huang Yiyi with three words: "It's a ghost!"