"I had another dream last night. I dreamed that it was snowing outside. I was so happy that I rushed out and yelled at the snowflakes in the sky like a child. Then I stopped yelling.
Because I suddenly saw the snowflakes all over the sky turned into monthly tickets and rained down on me. At that moment, I laughed like a fool. But after dawn, I woke up from my dream and found sadly that we still hadn’t come back.
Top ten in the overall list..."
This is the content of the vote-seeking chapter that Sun Quan posted on January 20th, and the anger is still there.
Many people were shocked by his arrogance.
Book review area:
"Boss, you are awesome. It is indeed a new method of asking for a monthly pass. I have accepted it. Don't you just want a monthly pass? I will give it! Can't I give it to you?"
"Martin Luther King, you? Why didn't you say you had a dream?"
"You are the starting point version of Martin Luther King! To be honest, I suddenly feel that your single chapter is more interesting than your main text, so please continue your performance! The monthly vote has been cast!"
"I also had a dream last night. I dreamed that you shameless person was begging for monthly tickets again. After the dream, I turned on the computer and saw that you really begged, boss! We are our own people, can you be merciful?
"
…
On the author forum - Home of Internet Literature.
Internet article Jianghu section.
The title of one post read: "Who can guess what the salted fish will write in the next new monthly ticket calculation method?"
The title of another post is - "The most unscrupulous god in history is probably the struggling salted fish, right?"
…
Starting point editorial department.
When Hairtail went to work this afternoon, she vaguely noticed that her colleagues looked at her strangely.
When she faintly heard them whispering, she seemed to hear some "dream" or some "fish".
Then she grabbed a female colleague with whom she had a good personal relationship and asked in a low voice: "Erya, do you know what everyone is talking about me behind my back? I feel like the way they look at me today is weird. Am I going to be in trouble?"
"
Erya pursed her lips and snickered. Hairtail was so angry at her laughter that he slapped her and angrily said, "You know, right? You know, why don't you tell me now? Are you going to tell me?"
With a vicious expression, the hairtail glared at Erya threateningly, and at the same time started to tickle inhumanely, making Erya, who was naturally ticklish, twisting and giggling, while laughing and pushing the hairtail's hand, begging for mercy.
: "I said it, I said it! Isn't it okay if I say it?"
Only then did the hairtail stop.
Under her gaze, Erya quietly looked around and whispered: "You don't know yet? That top man under your command..."
Hairtail was startled, "You mean the struggling salted fish? What's wrong with him?"
Erya: "You really don't know?"
Hairtail frowned, "What's going on? Are you going to tell me or not?"
Seeing her raising her hands again, Erya hurriedly told the reason like pouring beans through a bamboo tube, "A group of fleas, because at noon today, because of reading the vote request form of the salted fish under your command, a mouthful of tea was sprayed on the computer, and he was in a hurry.
He wiped it and dropped the computer monitor. The boss of his team just called him to the office to train him. If you don’t believe me, listen!”
Erya said, pointing to the offices of a group of chief editors.
Hairtail listened attentively, and sure enough, she faintly heard the curses of a group of bosses, and faintly heard several louder words - "compensate", "idiot", "get out"...
After a while, Hairtail saw the door of a group of editor-in-chief's offices open, and Flea walked out with his head hanging down and a gloomy look on his face.
"Hee hee, did you see it? Flea has the top ticket requesting sheet in your hands!"
Erya laughed and teased the hairtail fish.
The hairtail fish opened its mouth, but couldn't say anything.
When the flea passed by them, he suddenly stopped and said to the hairtail expressionlessly: "Uchiha hairtail, you have to treat me to a big dinner, otherwise we will end up together!"
Hairtail subconsciously retorted, "Why? It's not a single chapter written by me!"
Flea suddenly blinked his left eye at her and lowered his voice and said, "How about I treat you to a big dinner? Just treat it as comfort and comfort to me? Can you have some sympathy?"
Hairtail: "..."
Erya suddenly burst into laughter, bumped the hairtail with his shoulder, and said with a smile: "Don't you understand? You are so stupid! The flea is trying to chase you! He is looking for an excuse to treat you to dinner!"
Instantly, the hairtail fish's face turned red with embarrassment.
Turn around and leave.
Flea looked at the smiling Erya speechlessly, "You are the only smart one! If you don't speak, will anyone think you are mute?"
Erya kicked him, "I'll say it, I'll say it! Who told you that when you said you were going to have a big dinner just now, you didn't say you were going to treat me?"
After saying that, she turned around and ran away.
Flea stood there alone and continued to be speechless.
…
"New monthly pass calculation method 3"
"You may not believe it. Last night I had another dream. In the dream, I was chased by a group of men in black. I don't know why. In that dream, other people's horses had four legs, but my horse only had two.
legs...
Of course I was caught up in the end. A group of men in black surrounded me and pointed their swords at me. The leader of them, a bald man, shouted at me: 'You loser! You haven't even made it to the top ten on the overall list.
Living is a waste of food, brothers, chop him up!!'
Countless swords came at me, and I woke up from my dream with a cry. I raised my hand and felt a cold sweat. Brothers, I was almost hacked to death..."
This is the single chapter of the monthly ticket issued by Sun Quan on January 21st.
After this monthly ticket chapter was released, there was no abnormal sound in the sky, and the starting point did not collapse, but...two hours later, "Blood Overlord", which ranked tenth on the overall list, was exploded.
"The Ring of the Immortal Dragon" finally made it back to the top ten on the overall list.
At that moment, Shiratori, the author of "Blood" in front of the computer, was quite speechless.
He had expected that he might be exploded by the "Immortal Dragon Ring", but he definitely did not expect that the other party would explode him like this.
The book review section of "Blood Overlord".
Shiratiao looked at the comfort given to him by book fans in silence.
"Waterbird! My condolences! When you meet such a shameless opponent, you won't lose unfairly. Even though you lose, it's an honor. Don't be discouraged! Haha..."
"You may not believe me when I tell you, but just because I read Xianyu's single chapter today, I rebelled! I voted for him with two monthly votes. However, Mr. Water Bird Boss, please believe that my heart will always be
your!"
"Author, don't be sad. You won't be lonely. I'm sure that even the great masters at the top of the list can't stop such a cool author. Someone will come to keep you company soon, hehe."
…
Shiratori closed the page of "Blood Overlord" with a dark face, thought for a moment, and then opened the page of "The Ring of the Immortal Dragon".
He pulled the page to the book review area.
He saw that the well-known Qidian reader, the six-eared macaque, rewarded "The Immortal Dragon Ring" with another 50,000 Qidian coins, which was worth five hundred yuan. It wasn't much money, but the reward information was in red font in the book review area.
Announcement display.
In addition, Shiratiao also saw this six-eared macaque and posted a book review.
The content is as follows: "Haha, the single chapters you have written in the past few days are quite interesting. I would like to give you a small reward to encourage you. I look forward to your new single chapters, haha. - Six-eared Macaque"
"There are really just as many book fans as there are authors..."
Bai Niao cursed with a dark face.
Then, he read a few more book reviews here. He originally planned to read a few more, but after reading those few, he suddenly closed the page of "The Immortal Dragon Ring".
So irritating!
"Report!! Your Majesty, our army has beheaded the water bird. Congratulations, Your Majesty! Congratulations, Your Majesty! We have reached the top ten in the overall rankings. There will be no more men in black chasing you tonight! - Chang
Tailed monkey"
"Author! Please continue your performance! Hurry up and release the new monthly ticket calculation method 4!——Huang Tiansan Calcium"
"Hehe, I just went to the book review area of "Blood Tyrant" and pretended to be a fan of Shui Niao, and wrote a book review. Hehe, I think it will piss Shui Niao to death! Haha - Huang Qiankun"
…
Maybe it’s because the chapters Sun Quan has posted asking for votes these days are too outrageous, and more and more book fans and colleagues are sending him private messages on QQ.
Some book fans urged him to quickly post "New Ways to Ask for Monthly Tickets 4"; some book fans gave him advice and helped him write one hot ticket request after another; and some book fans didn't say anything and only sent him a
Thumbs up emoticon.
The private messages sent to Sun Quan by colleagues are even more interesting.
Xiaozhou, who often sent him private messages, also sent him a private message this time. The content was: "Old Sun! If you do this, aren't you afraid of losing your integrity? You are a great god now! You have no moral integrity, so you are not afraid of your book fans.
Take off the powder?”
Some colleagues also said this in private messages to him: "I have been thinking in the past two days - I have been on the street, is it because I am not as shameless as you guys? Don't get me wrong, boss! I am not scolding you.
, I really realized this, hehe, I plan to learn from you later, thank you!"
Some colleagues wrote this in private messages to Sun Quan: "Salted fish! To be honest, I have been following your book in the early stage, but after the plot of Lin Erdan ended, I gave up. But recently, because of your recent
I'm back with some awesome single chapters. I believe there are many book fans like me who were attracted by these single chapters of yours. As a writer who is also the starting point, I can only say my admiration! Please vote for me.
You asked me for flowers!"
…
Even Sun Quan's editor-in-chief, Hairtail, sent Sun Quan a private message that afternoon.
The content of the private message is: "Congratulations, I finally made it to the top ten of the overall list. Hehe, it seems that I believed you before was right! By the way, I also want to thank you! Because of your recent single chapter, someone treated me to a big meal
It’s time for dinner, hehe.”
Sun Quan replied: "???"
He really didn't understand, how could Hairtail be treated to a big dinner because of his single chapter? That was a single chapter written by me, so even if he was treating her to a big meal, it should be me, right? What's the deal with inviting her?
?
Hairtail replied: "Hey, you just need to know that this is happening. I want to keep the details a secret!"
At the end of the message, she included a naughty emoticon.
…
Not only them, when Sun Quan went to bed that night, Yuan Shuiqing got into his arms and asked softly with a smile: "How do you plan to write tomorrow's ticket request? Have you thought about it?"
Sun Quan: "..."
He suddenly felt something was wrong. Why did he feel that in the past few days, everyone was more interested in the content of his single chapter than the content of his book?