Xue Fuxiao smiled proudly, lowered her voice, and said in an extremely mysterious voice: "Your Ninth Brother is staying behind closed doors now because he is compiling his autobiography for Jun Lin."
Ning Xuejian's eyes lit up like light bulbs, and his spirit instantly lifted: "Holy shit! Really?!"
"Is there still a lie?" Xue Fuxiao smiled lightly, confidently.
Ningxue Jian frowned, a little disbelieving. He always felt that Xue Fuxiao was digging a hole, so he said, "I suspect you are trying to trick me."
"Haha, believe it or not."
Xue Fuxiao said proudly: "Anyway, I brought back the soul jade slips of Junlin's Autobiography. You idiot, how can I be as clear as you?"
"real?"
"If I lie to you, you will raise me!"
Xue Fuxiao directly swore a poisonous oath, and then said unhappily: "Believe it or not! I'm too lazy to care about you bitch. I finally told you some news about your idol, but you actually doubted me. I just walked away."
Turn around and leave.
Ningxue Jian grabbed hold of him with a smile on his face: "Brother Xue, brother, please tell me in detail."
"Ask your Ninth Brother! You bastard doesn't trust me. I'm very angry now!"
Xue Fuxiao had an angry look on her face, flicked her sleeves and threw the Ningxue Sword aside, then pulled the Yutian Flag and flew away into the sky.
One sentence dispelled all Ningxuejian's doubts.
He stood there, touching his chin, thinking.
"Brother Ninth actually has such a good thing in his hands, and he is still secretly doing it himself... Damn, Brother Ninth has a bad habit. He likes to fart under the covers and eat alone."
"How can we come over and have a look..."
Ningxue Jian felt as if a cat was scratching his head.
Extremely curious.
An idol's autobiography.
Brother Ninth is repairing it!
But what’s the point of being repaired? It’s definitely not original.
Who doesn't know Brother Jiu's temper? Some things must have been deleted. It's a Spring and Autumn style of writing.
But how can we see the original?
He touched his chin, tilting his head from time to time and squinting at Dongfang Sansan's window, with an eager look in his eyes.
That night...
After hesitating all afternoon, Ningxue Jian, who couldn't contain his curiosity, finally went to find Dongfang Sansan with a cup of tea.
"Brother Ninth...are you busy?"
Ning Xuejian knocked on the door and went in with a smile on his face: "I got you some ice tea. You can try it."
"Leave it alone."
"Well, Ninth Brother, do you want me to rub your shoulders? Relax?"
"Um?"
Dongfang Sansan immediately frowned, looked back at Ningxue Jian, sat up straight, and said, "If you have anything to do, just tell me."
"I'm sorry."
"I still don't know your temper? There are many things that you are embarrassed about, but when have you not said it anyway? Okay, hurry up."
"I'm really embarrassed."
"I'll count to three. If you don't tell me, get out."
"No, no, Ninth Brother, Ninth Brother..."
Ningxue Jian hugged Dongfang Sansan's arm: "I heard... you have Jun Lin's autobiography?"
"Huh?" Dongfang Sansan suddenly felt bad and turned to look at him with a frown: "What are you doing?"
"Can I see it?"
"You can take a look after I finish revising it."
"What's the point, Ninth Brother, the unabridged version is more interesting."
Ningxue Sword begged: "Let me look at the original, is it a hit?"
Dongfang Sansan's face turned dark.
This day.
All the guardians working overtime saw the shocking scene.
Master Jiu, who had always been elegant, threw Master Ningxue Jianjian out of the window alive.
It hit the ground hard.
Then Master Jian got up and ran away, covering his face.
Then I heard Master Jiu groan in anger: "Go and see the mountain gate tomorrow!"
This is enough to shock everyone.
Master Jiu is not only a master! He is also so awesome!
This news is really exciting.
In the early morning, when Ningxue Sword appeared, someone asked: What happened last night?
"How can this happen!"
Ning Xuejian shook his head resolutely: "This is absolutely not the case! You must have seen it wrong!"
When someone asked again, Ningxue Jian started to lose his temper.
Then the sword energy soared to the sky, showing great majesty.
Everyone was silent, and then saw Master Jian muttering to himself: "An important friend is coming, I will wait at the foot of the mountain."
We actually went directly to see the mountain gate.
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and they all didn't know what was going on.
But everyone is sure: Master Jian, you are out of luck!
…
Xue Fuxiao laughed loudly along the way.
Yu Tianqi was extremely surprised: "Why are you laughing?"
"I laugh at Rui Qianshan, this bitch, for finally being fooled by me."
"He may not go."
"Don't worry, this move of mine is a conspiracy! If he doesn't go, he has to go!"
Xue Fuxiao said proudly: "With Rui Qianshan's brain, if he can escape from my plan, hehe, I'm not bragging, he will have to practice for at least two thousand years. It would be the same with you. I can play with you to death.
.”
Yu Tianqi sneered.
He touched his ax and looked at Xue Fuxiao's neck.
He felt that he was a little drifting now and needed to wake up.
"Come on, I'll take you to meet an old friend. I'll make sure you're surprised."
However, Xue Fuxiao didn't care about Yu Tianqi's threatening actions at all, and pulled him to fly faster and faster happily.
…
And at the same time.
Yang Luoyu, who was entrusted with an important task by Xue Fuxiao, has arrived at the Zhengnan headquarters of the Guardian.
Of course he came here for the matter of Dongyun Jade.
Although Dongyunyu only asked for a banner and a medal, Dongfang Sansan still gave him a generous reward after considering it.
"Since you want to give face, you have to give it to your face!"
What's more, the Dong family is one of the few third-level families in the mainland.
When the first-level family is vacant, the third-level family is equivalent to the second-level family. It is a very large group, and the owner is very powerful.
More importantly, the host family is famous for its strict family tradition and is a well-known gentleman's family in mainland China!
This kind of family has strict etiquette.
The most important thing is etiquette.
Therefore, the guardian cannot lose anyone.
The medal is the Mainland Meritorious Service Medal signed by the military commander with crossed swords.
The banner is extremely solemn and solemn.
Then, ask the Zhengnan Guardian Headquarters to send a ceremonial brigade, led by someone at the deputy chief level, to go to the host's house.
Give the owner enough cards.
This is what Dongfang has warned time and time again.
Yang Luoyu was a little puzzled along the way.
Master Jiu warned me before I came: This is the reward that Master Xue decided on when Dongyunyu first came out of the Yin and Yang Realm, and it is also the reward that Dongyunyu deserves for his great achievements.
The meaning is very clear.
This was not Master Jiu's idea.
Yang Luoyu was puzzled by this.
What's this? It's a common thing.
Moreover, this time when I went to my boss to present the award, I, Yan Jundi, actually needed to do it myself?
No matter how I look at this, I feel like something is not quite right. But I don’t know what is wrong.
But...since Master Jiu asked me to come, he wouldn't harm me.
When we arrived at the Zhengnan headquarters, we directly gathered the team and headed all the way towards the Dong family.
…
Now within the Dong family...
It's just a mess.
People yelled and horses yelled, and curses continued.
It has been three days since Dong Yunyu came back.
In the past three days, the entire Dong family was in turmoil.
At first, Dong Yunyu's own family was in chaos, then a street was in chaos, then the family was in chaos, and finally... finally the whole family was in chaos.
Dong Yunyu's first day back.
Just start working at home.
Dong Yunyu's father, Dongmen Zhi, is an old-fashioned man who has followed the rules since he was a child. Although he comes from a martial arts family, he is just like the old antiques in the family and has extremely strict self-requirements.
Later, he got married to his eccentric childhood sweetheart.
After giving birth to two sons, both of whom were very obedient, Dongmenzhi felt relieved. He breathed a long sigh of relief: It seems that he didn't follow his mother.
He was confident and bold in creating humans, and finally created the third child. But after the third child was born, he showed a restless appearance before he was even full moon.
He was already very eccentric when he was one year old.
Normally naughty children don't fully show their natural instincts until they are seven or eight years old. This is why the saying goes, "Seven and eight years old are like dogs."
But the third eldest child in Dongmenzhi's family was already "a dog" at the age of three.
No matter how long it is, it actually lets go of its natural instincts and successfully achieves the point of "hating people and ghosts".
Especially in a family like the Dong family, which is famous throughout the continent for its rigorous family tradition, Dong Yunyu, an alternative, shines brightly like a light in the dark night.
At that time, I just felt that the child was naughty, and it would be better if he started practicing and grew up.
As a result, after Dong Yunyu gained the power, she actually intensified her efforts, and even intensified her efforts several times.
As soon as all the fruit trees in the family's large area began to bear fruit, this boy started picking a bunch today and a bunch tomorrow.
Especially those spiritual fruits are the hardest hit area.
In the most amazing year, no one in the entire family ate the ripe fruit.
That year, Dong Yunyu was seven years old.
Really let the host family see what it means to be a naughty kid!
The Dong family, who had always followed the rules and behaved like a gentleman, truly became a fool that year.
Think about it, out of the whole flock of pure white sheep, a dark dog jumped out.
But the Dong family didn't expect that that was just the beginning.
Moreover, some elders kindly told Dongmenzhi: "It's okay. Children are like this. You were very naughty when you were a child, but you will be fine when you grow up. You can educate her well and use our rigorous family tradition to continuously influence her."
And he was very confident: "Our boss's child, even if it is skin, where can it go?"
From that year onwards, Dongmenzhi began a long-term battle of wits and courage with his third son, which truly opened a new era of chaos in the Dong family.
Facts have proved that Dong Yunyu is definitely a talent. At least, his character is that he becomes more courageous and persevering despite setbacks.
Moreover, the endowments and qualifications are all top-notch.
There is no doubt about this.
The progress of cultivation is indeed very fast.
The old father and ancestors were very happy.
However, as Dongyun Jade's cultivation level increases, its destructive power becomes more and more serious.
When I was seven years old, I beat my two brothers until they cried four or five times a day.
He went to school with children of about the same age as the clan members, and more than fifty children in the same class had their heads shaved without exception.
He started skipping class with a bunch of kids, and beat anyone who didn't follow suit.
Not only did he skip literature classes, but he also skipped martial arts classes.
The most important thing is to lead people to drill into the mountains, and no one will be seen after drilling.
It got to the point where teachers went to class, opened the door, and found it was empty. Then they went to look for it, but when they couldn't find it, they mobilized the whole family to look for it, and they caught them all over the country and beat them up.
When I turned around, it was gone again.
Dong Yunyu was beaten an average of seventeen or eight times a day by Dongmen Zhi from morning to night. She was beaten until she cried for her father and mother, but when she got up she was in high spirits and acted as if nothing had happened.
Go out and continue to be lawless.
The Spiritual Medicine Garden and the Spiritual Fruit Garden were ruined by him. When he was eight years old, he went to catch fish in the upper reaches of the reservoir. As a result, he opened the dike and caused a breach, flooding the entire Dong family into a marsh.
Fortunately, it was a Gaowu family, and no one was killed. However, the elixir garden and the spiritual fruit garden that could not be moved were basically ruined.
And Dong Yunyu took advantage of the flood that burst the embankment, and washed down like a gray fish.
He was playing happily, and behind him were a group of fish similar to him.
At that moment, the Dong family, whose entire family was flooded, grabbed all the forty cubs one by one, hung them on a big tree and beat them for a long time.
Since then, Dong Yunyu has been disqualified from going to school together and enjoys the special treatment of attending classes alone.
Is it okay for a senior warrior to take care of a child? Everyone thought so, but it turned out to be a huge problem.
Dongyun Yu learned to dig tunnels without any teacher.
There was a classroom, but he didn't know when he dug out more than a dozen exit holes extending in all directions. It was much more powerful than a rabbit.
The teacher went out for a walk, but when he came back there was no one there. He was already wrestling with the tiger on the mountain...
The most amazing thing is that it actually took a lot of effort to find the hole in the classroom.
When Dong Yunyu was ten years old, she was already mature.
This maturity refers to his skin, not his sexual characteristics.
It was when Dong Yunyu was ten years old that her father Dongmen Zhi, who was exhausted both mentally and physically, uttered that eternal saying.
"I might as well have cum on the wall when I gave birth to you!"
This sentence completely opened a new door for Dongyun Yu.
From then on, no matter who I quarreled with, I would always say: Your father might as well have ejaculated on the wall when he gave birth to you!
Who among the children could be so angry? Naturally, they had to talk back. From then on, Dong Yunyu began to study hard and learned from the strengths of other schools, and developed a unique set of "swearing techniques".
From then on, the whole club was scolded as "Invincible Hand".
From then on, the entire Dong family was enveloped in dirty words for a year.
One year later, the ancestor who was responsible for guarding the family said: I feel that I have lived enough... This year has been longer than the previous eight thousand years...
After learning from the painful experience, everyone found a master for Dong Yunyu and sent her out.
Who are you looking for? The person you are looking for is Wang Zijing, the famous gentleman sword in mainland China. Let him cultivate Dongyun Jade.
A year later, Dongyun Jade was sent back.
When Mr. Jun Zijian came, he kept uttering the Three Character Sutra.
"Holy shit, I've finally sent this little bastard back. Damn it... catch it! Look for whoever you want, I won't serve you anymore, it's so unlucky!"
He threw the Dongyun Jade over like trash.
With a sigh, Junzi Jianziwang left.
Then after a while, Wang Zijing suddenly became famous all over the world, and was known as a foul-mouthed guest.
People are annoyed by others, and ghosts are disgusted by ghosts. Because if you don’t curse, you won’t open your mouth. If you open your mouth, you will curse!
At first, there was someone who had long admired the "gentleman sword" demeanor. When a distinguished guest came to his house, he was asked to accompany the guest. This gentleman sword man sat down on the table in an elegant manner and started scolding.
"What the hell, I thought he was some kind of person, but it turns out it's you, old man. Come on, come on, have a drink with your father and me to show your respect..."
Wherever they go, the people are in dire straits.
The gentleman's sword scolds the birds in thousands of mountains and disappears, and the traces of people in thousands of paths are wiped out.
Gradually, everyone accepted it, and the name of the foul-mouthed guest became famous in the mainland. Finally one day, he met Rui Qianshan, the Ningxue Sword. He was beaten violently by Rui Qianshan, and he was accepted into the ranks of the guardians to do hard work.
.
And since then, Rui Qianshan has been found to be even meaner...
Let’s talk about Dongyun Jade.
Within three days of Dong Yunyu's return to her employer, she was sent to the Wu family through her employer's connections to help educate her.
Everyone knows that the young head of the Wu family, Wu Zhibing, has been mature since childhood. After investigation, he found that he is indeed a child who is not easy to learn bad things.
So he sent Dongyun Jade to be taught by Wu Zhibing.
Wu Zhibing was naturally not a bad learner, but he couldn't stand Dongyun Yu either. In the past six days, the two children had fought for more than 30 times. Both sides suffered!
Wu Zhibing had a broken arm and Dongyun Yu had a broken leg.
The Wu family sent Master Dongyunyu back like a god of plague, with all of them with earth-colored faces.
Because Dong Yunyu destroyed all the ancestral graves of the Wu family in these six days.
He fought with Wu Zhibing every day, but he still had time to run to Hua's house not far away and beat the eldest son Hua Kaixie half to death.
He also said that Wu Zhibing asked him to come...
This is very embarrassing!
Dong Yunyu returned home again, and then her boss discovered that after this naughty kid went out to study, he really improved: his level of swearing has increased! And his level of irritation has also increased!
What's even more awesome is that another ability has been awakened in the Wu family, which is to sow discord and attract hatred.
As long as Dong Yunyu is present, he can make the two of them do it as brothers.
This kind of talent is a gift, and it is of the highest quality.
Three days after returning home, Dong Yunyu's father Dongmen Zhi started fighting with his eldest brother Dongmen Jun. The two families joined forces and almost fought to the death...
Then Dong Yunyu fanned the flames everywhere, causing chaos and never having peace, and finally caused a big disaster.
This guy is spreading rumors that his ancestors were born from his younger sister.
This is just a hornet's nest.
He was hung from a jujube tree at the entrance of the village, and three generations of his family were executed at the same time. He was beaten with a whip until his body was bruised and bruised.
Then he was thrown into the Guardian Youth Training Camp.
After staying there for a year, the entire training camp turned into a stinky quagmire.
Every guy comes out with squinting eyes, dissatisfied and angry. When he sees someone, he says, "Who the hell are you?"
This is even more so when greeting each other.
"Why the hell are you going?"
"I'm going to go to the hut, why don't you go?"
"Why the hell did you deserve a beating when you went to the hut? Who do you want to date?"
"Is your skin itchy due to numbness?"
Then there's bang bang bang bang... a beating.
As a result, this period of the youth training camp was released early to perform tasks, and Dong Yunyu wandered around the world for two years.
I went back and became an undergraduate.
Then he returned to his family and was thrown into the martial arts academy by his family.
As a result, he met his old enemy, Wu Zhibing.
The flowers bloom and fade.
Where are you?
Moreover, the beauty of Dongyun is very handsome. When she first entered the martial arts academy, before she even showed her personality, she was called the Four Great Young Masters and the Four Great Beauties!
The four of them got together almost naturally, and the top management of Baiyun Martial Academy also knew about Dong Yunyu's deeds, so they asked Wu Zhibing and the others to do some ideological work: can they control Dong Yunyu, and can they let this bitch
Don't cause trouble, it's all up to you three.
Because of this, the three of them felt that they had accepted the glorious and arduous task of accompanying Dong Yunyu to control this guy and always formed a team. However, two and a half years later, they finally parted ways.
Because the three of them suddenly discovered that, except for the three of them... there were no friends in the whole world!
"Brother, it's not that you're bad, you're very good, but... that brother of yours is so unbearable... I can't afford to offend him, so please let me go..."
The power of Dongyun Jade is evident.
Moreover, these three people were about to collapse after being tortured by Dong Yunyu.
So I firmly wanted to kick this guy out of the team, but unexpectedly, before I could kick him out, this guy quit on his own.
He had a hard fight with the other three people and announced that they were no longer friends!
"I don't even bother to play with you! Three idiots!"
Immediately, he began to live a solitary life. In these years, every time Dong Yunyu went home, he could not stay for three days before being kicked out.
This situation continued, and finally lasted until the school beauty Fang entered the Baiyun Martial Arts Academy, and along the way...from unknown, to famous, to acquaintance, to...finally, she was invited by the school beauty Fang to enter the Yin and Yang Realm...
The introduction to Dongyun Jade’s glorious past has come to an end here.
After receiving Xue Fuxiao's promise, Dong Yunyu ran home happily.
Waiting for the banner.
This is an opportunity to stand out and be proud, and you can't let it go no matter what.
Yes, your whole family is a gentleman, but do you get the banner? Are there any banners issued by the Supreme Headquarters?
This is glory! This is glory!
It’s when you feel proud that your ancestors’ graves are filled with smoke.
I excitedly returned to the Dong family territory and immediately heard someone screaming.
"Dong Yunyu is back!"
After a while of confusion.
Suddenly the street was deserted.
I only heard families educating their children at home: "The evil is back, whoever dares to go out and follow the bad example will have their legs broken!"
Dong Yunyu had a black hair and yelled loudly as he walked: "Why did I break it? Where did it break? One by one, I told you, don't let your children come out. As long as they come out, I will take them with me to eat and drink."
Whoring and gambling... I forced them one by one to learn... Damn, you look down on me..."
Cursing all the way to the door of his house, he saw his father Dongmenzhi standing at the door with his hands behind his hands, frowning and looking at Dongyunyu with a headache on his face: "Why are you back!"
Dong Yunyu coughed and said with a pleasant expression: "The martial arts academy is on holiday..."
"Then you go out and do the mission."
"Dad, please let me go in and wash my face."
"If you have a mission, don't go in."
"..."
Dongyun Yumao is gone.
He immediately became furious and started shouting on the spot: "Isn't this my home anymore? Why can't I go home? Whose child is so affectionate after not seeing each other for so long? Why did I arrive at the door of my own house?"
Can’t even enter the yard?”
Dongmenzhi said angrily: "Keep your voice down."
"Why should I keep my voice down? Why should I keep my voice down? Who have I offended? What evil things have I done and you won't let me go home? Are there any fathers like you in this world? I am your son after all.
…”
Dong Yunyu's voice became louder and louder.
Dongmenzhi had no choice but to retreat: "Come in."
Dong Yunyu's mother had already leaned at the door and looked at each other: "Ah, my Yu'er is back... Whatever you want to eat, mother will cook it for you."
"I want to gnaw bones, and I am the only one who can chew bones in our house..."
"What are you talking about? Your father misses you and talks about you every day."
"You keep talking about how I got beaten outside every day...hehe..."
Dongmen Zhi was furious: "You evildoer, you really need a mouth..."
"You smoke, you smoke, you smoke!"
Dong Yunyu pushed her face forward: "I will ask my mother to beat you to death! I won't let you go to bed at night!"
"Nima..."
Dongmen Zhi looked up to the sky and sighed: "You are the debt I owed only when I was struck by lightning in my previous life, and the evil debt I cannot clean up in this life even if I save the world..."
"So you might as well shoot me against the wall!"
Dongyunyu hummed.
Dongmenzhi was so angry that he immediately broke down. He picked up a big stick from the door and started to swing it: "I don't need to shoot you on the wall. I will mount you on the wall today. I'll beat you to death, you son of a bitch..."
"Who are you scolding! Who are you scolding!"
Dong Yunyu's mother came out with the food in her hands: "Am I a dog? What a son of a bitch. You thought I had a crooked upper beam and a crooked lower beam. You taught my son to be like this, and you actually went back to the roots? Mine?
Wrong? It’s all because of your family’s poor education!”
Dongmen Zhi: "..."
"Let your son eat some food first. After the meal, you can continue. Even if he wants to be spanked, he should eat until he is full before spanking."
My mother looked sideways: "Those who are beaten can hold on a little longer, and those who hit others can be beaten a few more times."
"I don't want to eat! You dare to beat me after I'm full... It's so cruel!"
"I will kill you, uncle!"
At this moment, someone came to the yard and asked, "Is your third child back?"
It was Dong Yunyu's uncle, Dongmen Jun. He heard the words "I will kill your uncle" before he finished his sentence. He immediately became unhappy: "Third brother, are you not done yet?"
This scene...how can you call it a mess of words?
Finally, amidst all the excitement, Dong Yunyu finished her meal and actually stayed calm all afternoon.
Occasionally I muttered, but in the end I felt safe.
The couple also felt relieved, thinking that they had suffered enough outside for so long and finally knew that things were better at home. As long as the children showed signs of repentance, it would be a good thing.
According to family rules, children who have gone out must worship their ancestors that afternoon when they return.
Dong Yunyu went to the grave obediently, accompanied by her father, uncle, eldest and second brothers, and several clan elders.
After entering the ancestral hall, I kowtowed a few times to Dong Yunyu and then started.
"I said, ancestors, you have taken advantage of me. If it weren't for me, our boss would have to wait for countless years to be so glorious. That is, I...you said you have to show some respect.
Why should there be two puffs of smoke rising from the grave, right?"
Before he finished speaking, Dong Yunyu was thrown to the ground by his father himself, then dragged out and beaten!
It’s just outside, but worshiping ancestors is still like this. Even if you can’t beat them to death, you feel sorry for your ancestors.
In the evening, I pinched my nose and held a dust-cleaning banquet. After drinking, the three of them started to have sex.
Subsequently, the whole family went into battle, including the elders and younger ones, and captured Dong Yunyu and beat him half to death.
As a result, this guy recovered in the middle of the night and went out to hang out, cursing all over the street: "I'm telling you, I, Dong Yunyu, am back. I've done great things and come back! I've done great things and come back!"
"Don't be dissatisfied or angry. I see you are angry, but there is nothing you can do. You are destined to take advantage of me. I don't want you to take advantage of me. Why?
But I’m just so good... there’s nothing we can do about it!”
"As the saying goes, gold will shine wherever it is. It's just you who follow the rules and call yourself a gentleman... I'm telling you, if you are let out, you won't be able to catch up even if you eat shit.
Hot... vomit vomit vomit..."
"Ugh...not to mention receiving awards for meritorious service, not to mention becoming a role model and guardian hero like me in mainland China..."
This guy was shouting on the street from south to north and from east to west until late at night.
Later, an ancestor from more than ten generations ago couldn't bear it any longer and jumped out, knocked him unconscious, and threw him hundreds of miles into the yard of Dongmen Zhi's house.
I don’t know whether it was accurate or intentional, but it hit the roof with a bang. The sleeping family found that the house collapsed, and Dong Yunyu rolled down from the roof...
This is simply asking for death!
Rumble and another beating.
Anyway, from the first day I returned home, the entire Dong family was in chaos.
It was even more chaotic than during the war years when the flames of war spread here.
The sounds of fighting, yelling and cursing, houses collapsing, people shouting and horses neighing... can be heard all the time.
Dust and smoke continue to rumble into the sky...
The boss's senior management all frowned and looked sad.
"What a sin!"
An old ancestor had tears in his eyes and looked up to the sky and sighed: "How did you give birth to something like this that is rare for thousands of years...?"
Another ancestor was speechless: "How many days can he stay at home? How many more days will he stay? Should he leave? If he doesn't leave tomorrow, I will go to the mountains to retreat..."
Everyone was speechless: "I'm afraid I won't be able to escape even if I go to the mountains..."
While I was thinking, I heard a rumble...
Smoke and dust are everywhere.
When everyone flew out and took a look, their noses were all twisted with anger.
Half of Cuiping Mountain, not far from the ancestral grave, collapsed with the roar of the tsunami.
In the smoke, Dongyun Yu flew out, holding a long strip in his hand: "Hahaha, let me tell you, since there is such a thick Polygonum multiflorum vine here, there must be thousands of Polygonum multiflorum vines... Ancestor, look
What did I find? If it weren't for me, when would this treasure be..."
Almost all the ancestors flew out with faces as thick as jujubes.
Looking at the collapsed Cuiping Mountain, everyone was so angry that they were speechless.
Damn, there are thousand-year-old Shouwu on this mountain, don’t we know? This was planted by our ancestors thousands of years ago...
"Kill this scourge!"
Everyone gritted their teeth and rushed forward regardless of their status.
Dong Yunyu was carried home again. This time, she was almost beaten to death.
But I couldn't resist that Dong Yunyu had a miraculous medicine on her body, so she recovered after a few hours.
"A group of old killers are so damn willing to kill me, the hope for the future of my boss... I'm going to tell you today, if it weren't for me, if it wasn't for me, my boss would be like this..."
"What big things have you done in your life? My boss has done a lot of things over the years. Everyone calls themselves a gentleman. Who knows if there are men stealing and women prostitutes behind the scenes? Maybe there are some who are picking up the ashes..."
The ancestor's angry voice changed its tone: "Hang me up! Stop your mouth and put it on the jujube tree at the family stone door! Beat it hard! Beat it for three days and three nights!"
"You are not allowed to put it down without my order!"
For this ancient etiquette family, the words "picking up ashes" are truly an unbearable burden.
This is a reputation that lasts for thousands of years!
Dongyun Yukou was so happy that it finally led to the final consequences.
The five-flowered man was tied to four horses and hoofed, and was hung face down on the branch of a jujube tree.
The mouth was stuffed full of colorful rags...
There was a crack of the whip, and a flower shot out in the air, and then fell on Dong Yunyu.
The sound of "papa" has since become the beautiful music of the Dong family.
Dong Yunyu, a bitch of a generation, was finally punished.
Moreover, he had to be suspended for three days and beaten for three days.
Everyone felt very happy!
Countless people came with their families to watch, and everyone had a look of relief on their faces.
The jujube tree is very tall.
It's over a hundred feet high.
Dongyun Jade was hung thirty feet in the air.
The executioner waved his whip and jumped up in the air. The whip was like a poisonous snake... and it fell on him with a snap.
Dong Yunyu said: "Woo woo..."
Everyone knew him well, and shouted angrily at the same time: "How dare you curse people!"
Woohoo!
Snap!
Woohoo!
Bang bang bang bang...
At night, he was allowed to take away the rag from his mouth, and then fed him some food and some water.
But can't let it go.
Dong Yunyu ate and cursed, and others just pretended not to hear. After he finished eating and drinking, he immediately blocked his mouth.
As for excretion... If you don't feel embarrassed, just pee in your pants. Anyway, three days is three days! Not even an hour less!
If it were before, Dong Yunyu wouldn't care and would pull whenever he asked. Who is afraid of whom?
But after experiencing the shit-eating incident in the Yin and Yang Realm, now even if you beat him to death, he won’t poop!
I can hold on!
I'm going to change my name from now on, so I'll call it Dongting!
Time flies.
Dong Yunyu has been hanging for two and a half days.
Although he had broken sixteen whips in two and a half days, Dong Yunyu remained unyielding.
My most glorious moment is about to come, and there is nothing you can do to make me become a weakling at this moment!
finally.
It's afternoon.
Dong Yun Yu, who was hanging on the tree, saw a group of people coming solemnly from the mainland from a distance.
Beating gongs and drums all the way, one person in front was holding something in his hand... it was shining brightly in the sun...
That's...a pennant?
Dong Yunyu suddenly became excited, twisting and twisting in the air, holding colorful rags in her mouth and shaking her head desperately: "Woo woo, woo woo..."
Below: "This bitch is still scolding! Hit him!"
Whoosh~pop!
Whoosh~pop!
A dozen whips in a row...
It's like celebrating the New Year here, everyone is in high spirits and watching Dong Yunyu being beaten with great joy.
There were so many people who resented him so deeply that they even brought a banquet here to drink under the jujube tree. While drinking, they watched the bitch get beaten. It was simply the most enjoyable thing in the world.
And among these wine tables, there is actually one table that belongs to the ancestors.
More than a dozen ancestors with flowing white hair were sitting at a table drinking wine. Countless people lamented that even during the Chinese New Year, they had never seen the ancestors gather together like this.
It can be seen that the resentment caused by Dongyun Jade is so shocking that the gods and ghosts weep.
"Done!"
"Dry!"
"To be honest, today is the happiest day I've had in so many years!"
"Who says it isn't?"
"This bitch has been trying to get rid of him for a long time!"
"How come our boss, with so many years of rigorous family tradition, has come up with something like this?"
"I'm confused too, Third Uncle... This is so weird."
"Last time I went to the Guardian Headquarters for a meeting, I was asked specifically by Master Jiu, saying, your boss is said to have a different kind of person? Then the whole hall laughed loudly, and my face was..."
"Third uncle, you... tsk, why don't you say this, it's better to have this in our family than a shit king in the Xue family, right?"
"Haha... Master Xue was there at that time. If I had really said this, you would probably not be drinking with me now, but visiting my grave..."
"Hahaha... But I feel really refreshed today. Even the wind sounds like it's beating gongs and drums."
"Who says it's not the case? It's true that the wind is beating gongs and drums... No! Huh? Someone is really beating gongs and drums!"
Several old men suddenly looked at each other, you looked at me, I looked at you, they all looked confused.
Listen carefully again... Hey, the sound of gongs and drums is actually getting closer?
"Coming towards us..."
"Whose family is marrying a wife...I haven't heard of it..."
"Go and have a look."
"Here, already here, at the door..."
…
Yang Luoyu was dressed brightly.
With a ceremonial brigade of dozens of people.
Zhang Changjun, the deputy chief of Zhengnan, led the team from the front. Apparently Zhang Changjun had done many similar things before.
Rush all the way.
After turning the mountain pass, you can see the endless buildings spreading into the mountain in front of you.
They are all residential buildings.
"The area in front belongs to the Dong family."
Zhang Changjun pointed with his hand.
"It's so big!" Yang Luoyu said sincerely: "It's almost as big as a city."
"Such a big family that has been inherited for more than thousands of years is a city in itself!" Zhang Changjun said: "Speaking of which, our area due to the south is much more peaceful precisely because of the existence of the boss."
"The Dong family has always been a gentleman's family and behaves according to fairness and justice. Therefore, there are basically no unscrupulous children. If there are, this family will deal with it. Many years ago, there were several children of the Dong family who were fascinated by the colorful world after going out.
They engaged in a nasty business of picking flowers. As soon as the owner found out, the whole family immediately launched a search across the continent and captured the two scum."
"At that time, the head of the Dong family gave an order: Even if you repent, you will not be allowed to leave the cell until you die!"
"In the end, those two men died in the cell."
"For the evil done by those two people, the owner is responsible for supporting the girl and the whole family of the victim's family until two generations later."
Zhang Changjun said: "So my boss is in the south and has a high prestige."
When Yang Luoyu heard this, he couldn't help but be in awe.