Bi Fangdong was frightened and said angrily: "I don't miss you! It doesn't matter you, you, you, why are you here?"
Fang Che said with a smile: "Brother Hutou, have you ever heard of the four great joys in life?"
Before Bi Fangdong could answer, Fang Che had already chanted in a graceful voice: "When a long drought comes, the rain comes, when you meet an old friend in a foreign land, when the wedding room is full of flowers and candles, when your names are listed in the clouds."
"Today we meet again after a long separation. Meeting Brother Hutou in a completely unfamiliar place is like meeting an old friend in a foreign land. It should come to light."
Fang Che said with a smile.
Kind face and kind smile.
Bi Fangrun frowned, looked at Bi Fangdong, and asked in a low voice: "Your friend?"
Bi Fangdong only felt cold all over. He had not recovered yet. His vest was shaking with chills, and he was uneasy: "I, I..."
Bi Fangrun said to Fang Che: "Since we are old acquaintances, it doesn't matter. May I ask your name?"
It had to be said that Fang Che's appearance was very good, and Bi Fangrun also felt that the other party's demeanor was qualified to make friends with him, so he was much more polite in his words.
But after he finished speaking, he remembered: Bi Fangdong has never been here in his life, and he has achieved success in cultivation and went to the secret realm. Where did he get his old acquaintance here?
Bi Fangdong had already seen the ghost and shouted: "Relationship! You, you, you... why did you show up?"
relation!
Bi Fangrun and the other person's minds turned around, and they were suddenly shocked. With a sudden clang, their swords were unsheathed.
His eyes became cautious and alert, as if he were facing a formidable enemy.
Bi Fangrun asked one word at a time: "Fang Tu?"
Fang Che said with a smile: "Oh, it's me. I have to say that when I hear the name Guanxi again, it's really kind. Hutou, you two friends, don't you want to introduce them to me?"
Bi Fangdong said angrily: "What can I introduce to you! I'm not familiar with you! You, don't call me your nickname!"
Fang Che shook his head: "What you said is really sad. At that time, you and I were in the secret realm, dependent on each other for life and death, and for good and bad fortune. Every time the luck stone came out, we both exchanged what we needed. I was short of oil for cooking.
I'm short of salt, so I borrowed it from you. We have a relationship, and you actually said that you're not familiar with me? Brother Hutou, when you say this, my heart is going to feel cold."
Fang Che clutched his chest with a pained look on his face, as if he had been hurt.
The muscles on Bi Fangdong's face were all distorted. What he said to Fang Che was all true!
Every sentence is the true situation at that time.
In the eyes of others, they may not think that their relationship with him is that good.
But only Bi Fangdong himself knows what "life and death depend on each other, misfortune and blessings are interdependent, and mutual exchange of benefits" means!
Life and death depend on each other, you are the one who keeps killing me. You live and we die.
Misfortunes and blessings are connected, which refers to my misfortunes and your blessings.
It’s because you keep robbing me of my things!
Bi Fangdong trembled all over and said angrily: "Fang Che! You are a murderer! You, you, you... you are a butcher! When you say these words, doesn't your conscience hurt?"
Fang Che sighed: "You said you're not afraid of other people laughing at you like this? How can you look like an old friend meeting? Now that we haven't seen each other for such a long time, how can we just chat? Let's talk about this, this time in the southeast,
Do you miss me? Or are you here to do something else?"
Bi Fangdong blurted out: "What do you care about?"
Fang Che smiled slightly and said: "I may not be able to control you wherever you go in the world, but when you come to the southeast, to East Lake, then tell yourself, can I control you?"
Bi Fangdong was speechless.
Because...the other party really cares about it!
And he’s in charge!
Scope of responsibilities.
Bi Fangrun took a deep breath and said: "Fang Tu! Bi Fangdong is afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you! What do you want?"
Fang Che said curiously: "Hutou, are you afraid of me? Why are you afraid of me?"
Bi Fangdong held his breath and said angrily: "I'm not afraid of you! I'm afraid of no one but you!"
"Since you're not afraid of me, then come over and let's hold hands," Fang Che said.
"I won't go!" Bi Fangdong was very stubborn.
"Why don't you come over!"
"I won't go through with it if I can't say it!"
Bi Fangrun was fuming on the side because Fang Che ignored him completely!
He took his words as air.
"Fang Che!"
Bi Fangrun shouted angrily.
"What's the matter?" Fang Che frowned and asked Bi Fangdong: "Hutou, who is this person? We were talking and he kept disturbing us. I really hate it, don't you think?"
Bi Fangdong sneered and said: "Fang Tu, so that you know that the person in front of you is my elder brother! Bi Fangrun! It's okay for you to show off your power to me, but in front of my elder brother, you are nothing!"
Fang Che suddenly looked interested and said: "Bifang Run? How moist is it? Have you tried it?"
Bi Fangdong: "..."
Bi Fangrun was furious, narrowed his eyes, and said calmly: "Fang Tu, it's too much to be so arrogant as you are. If it weren't for the truce now, I would have killed you tonight!"
The cold light of his long sword flashed in the starry sky, and the sword light pointed at Fang Che's face.
Fang Che tilted his head and looked at him, laughing dumbly: "This Bi... is a very moist person. Do you think... if it wasn't during the armistice, I would have talked to you for so long? Do you think you are...
I'm not willing to kill you? What's wrong with Run? Do you have someone to rely on, Run?"
Bi Fangrun took a deep breath, and his body suddenly became faint and he couldn't see clearly.
But Fang Che clearly felt that the surrounding space collapsed at the same time.
That feeling of collapse is extremely clear.
The sword flashed and was already in front of him.
Mist rises into the sky.
Bi Fangrun's sword rushed forward like a thunderous explosion, and pierced Fang Che's chest.
He was suddenly surprised: Fang Tu, who was famous all over the world, was just... killed by my sword like this?
Just as he was wondering, he saw Fang Che's body in front of him dissipated like smoke and turned into nothingness.
Knowing something was wrong, he immediately returned his sword and turned around.
But he saw Fang Che standing in front of Bi Fangdong, smiling and saying: "Hutou, this one is very smooth. He is indeed your eldest brother. He is indeed smoother than you... Well, I mean, he is more powerful than you."
Bi Fangdong's heart felt like it was falling into a bottomless abyss.
The cultivation of relationship has actually improved so much again!
When he saw that Bi Fangrun's sword did not work even though the opponent did not dodge, Bi Fangdong knew clearly that the day was over again.
"Relationship! Armistice agreement now!"
Bi Fangdong roared loudly, and his expression turned fierce: "Do you want to tear it up? Can you bear this responsibility? I have already spread the word about this matter! It doesn't matter if you kill me, but think carefully about the consequences!"
Fang Che said calmly: "Of course I will not tear up the armistice agreement, but when you, my orthodox believers, come to our Donghu Continent, don't you know how to register? What happened to the armistice agreement? You didn't come to register! What crime should you do?"
Register!
The hearts of Bi Fangdong and the three of them were about to explode instantly!
When we, the Orthodox people, come to your guardian side, we actually need to register!?
Bi Fangrun had already rushed over with his sword: "Fang Tu! Take my sword!"
Clang!
Hades comes out of his sheath!
Fang Che turned over, and the sword light seemed to pull the stars in the sky. In an instant, the boundless night sky seemed to be cut in half with a sword!
Perfect knife style!
Reflex and slash in the air!
when!
A crisp sound.
Ming Jun's blade flashed coldly and struck hard on the tip of Bi Fangrun's sword!
The edge of the sword is facing the tip of the sword, it's a head-on collision!
With a bang, Bi Fangrun's body broke and flew out like a kite.
At this moment, Bi Fangrun felt like... a bolt of thunder had clearly fallen on him, and all the bones in his body were numb!
Even after the impact, when he was flying backwards, he still felt that the flesh and bones in his body were constantly being separated in the trembling electric light.
All the aura of the sword in his hand was destroyed, and the tip of the perfectly intact sword was actually split into two branches!
"What a golden snake sword!"
Fang Che praised: "You actually managed to parry my ground-breaking sword! And it was so perfect!"
Bi Fangdong's whole body was cold, and his whole body felt as stiff as black ice.
At this moment, it was like returning to a secret realm again.
Madam is so... so strong!
With his eyesight, how could he not see that Fang Che's sword directly destroyed Bi Fangrun's magic weapon and severely injured Bi Fangrun!
Bi Fangdong felt completely desperate.
Because... Bi Fangrun can do this even if he hits himself: he can be destroyed with one sword!
And Fang Che actually destroyed Bi Fangrun with one strike!
Then the gap between myself and Fang Che...
Bi Fangdong roared in his heart: Bi Fangrun is the fourth-grade Holy Emperor! The fourth-grade Holy Emperor!
What kind of cultivation is relationship? Why is this happening?
Another person had already rushed down, picked up Bi Fangrun, who was so seriously injured that he couldn't move and could only twitch passively, and fled quickly.
"Dare to move!"
Fang Che let out a cold snort, like a muffled thunder exploding.
The sword energy soared into the sky.
The man kept running with one foot forward and the other foot exerting force. He stopped in place and did not dare to move. He could only shout: "Armistice agreement! During the armistice! Armistice agreement!"
Bi Fangdong woke up from a dream and hurriedly shouted: "Relationship! Armistice agreement! Don't forget! I have informed the family, the southeast headquarters, Young Master Feng Yun, and our teaching headquarters about the matters here! You, you, you...
…You can’t kill!”
He hurriedly added: "We didn't kill anyone when we came here! We really didn't kill anyone!"
Fang Che said helplessly: "You said that those of you who are the only ones who believe in me only think about things like fighting and killing. It really... makes me depressed. When did I say killing someone? If I want to kill someone,
If so, wouldn’t I have started killing already? Tiger head, have you forgotten my temper?”
When Bi Fangdong heard that the other party said he would not kill anyone, he immediately felt at ease.
At this moment, the movement here had already attracted the attention of the guards.
Zhao Shanhe came with a large group of people from all directions and surrounded everyone in a big circle.
"Mr. Fang, what's going on?"
Zhao Shanhe asked.
"It was three members of the Bi family who were the only ones who sneaked into the East Lake. I happened to meet them. They were familiar with each other at first glance. No, they were just reminiscing about old times."
Fang Che said.
"People from the Bi family!"
Zhao Shanhe was taken aback and sent a message: "Fang Che, this is the armistice period. We cannot break the armistice agreement... If the other party has already spread the news, we cannot kill anyone."
Fang Che had no choice but to send a message back: "No one was killed, but we have to know what they are doing."
Zhao Shanhe nodded: "That's right."
Then he said: "Then you will handle this matter?"
"Okay, you can take everyone back, I will handle this matter. Let Donghuzhou guard the main hall to prepare. I will bring people over as guests."
Be a guest.
Zhao Shanhe's heart even twitched.
I feel that Mr. Fang's choice of words is really good. The word "guest" is really used wonderfully.
The guest is a bad guest, and this bad guest is definitely not willing to 'be a guest'.
He waved his hand and said: "Those who guard the main hall in Donghuzhou go back and prepare to receive guests. Others, follow me!"
With a crash, everyone evacuated cleanly.
The people guarding the main hall in Donghuzhou were also speechless, and immediately set up arrangements when they got down.
And everyone was worried.
Damn it, I really don’t want to receive this kind of guest. Not to mention these three righteous Bi family members, let’s say it from the bottom of our hearts, even Mr. Fang, we don’t want to receive it...
But there is no way.
It’s already decided, all we can do is prepare.
As soon as I got down, I heard a voice from behind: "Prepare a banquet."
Suddenly, each of them became more squinty, and the last one almost fell out of the air.
Fang Che extended his hand to greet the guests and said with a smile: "Since the three distant friends have come to my territory, I have to do my best to serve as a landlord. Please, please, please."
Bi Fangdong looked at Fang Che as if he were eating someone: "Relationship! We don't want to go down!"
Fang Che smiled, but a cold light slowly flashed in his eyes: "Hutou, you don't even give me any face?"
Fang Che emphasized the words "my face" very strongly.
Bi Fangdong suddenly shuddered.
They looked at each other with helplessness in their eyes.
Bi Fangrun, who has the highest level of cultivation, is still on the back of another person, with his eyes wide open and his mouth open, and he twitches from time to time.
"Go ahead, if that's the case, just bother Mr. Fang."
After all, Bi Fangdong can still afford to pick it up and put it down.
Landed at the same time.
Then he followed Fang Che and walked forward.
Fang Che walked along and introduced: "This is the most prosperous place in Donghuzhou. This is the commercial area, this is the residential area, this is the entertainment area, this is the martial arts area, this way... this way
It's a public toilet."
Bi Fangdong groaned and said dissatisfiedly: "You don't need to introduce the toilet... I can smell it."
Fang Che praised: "Brother Bi is really experienced."
Arriving in front of the gate of the guard hall, Fang Che flicked his fingers in his sleeves, and the long sword that had been dangling in Bi Fangrun's hand finally fell off.
With a snap, it fell to the ground.
In an instant, it turned into debris, leaving only the hilt.
The spirituality of this sword has been completely swallowed up by Hades, and even the sword body has been completely destroyed.
If it suddenly collides with a hard object, it will be shattered immediately.
Fang Che stopped, looked at the debris on the ground with some pity, and sighed: "Brother Hutou, I have to say... your sect is really too poor. Look at the quality of your sword.
It's not as hard as our floor. How can I use it? How can I make a living in the world?"
He said earnestly: "As Jianghu people, it's better to find a stronger weapon. Such a weapon, tsk... isn't this fooling people? It's better to hold a piece of tofu."
Then he called to the master and deputy master of the main hall who were waiting at the door to welcome him, frowned and said: "You two, you said you two don't even look at each other, they are guests from afar, what do you think? Go and find two.
Sword, help the two guests change their weapons into good ones! Go quickly and find...two swords made by our most famous blacksmith Wang!"
The master of the palace understood: "Subordinate, go now!"
Turned around and left.
Who wouldn't be happy to exchange two inferior swords for two Bi family master's portable magic weapons? That would be a fool!
And Mr. Fang made it very clear, this is for us to guard the main hall.
Wouldn't it be just for the two of us?
The two of them were so excited that their hearts exploded.
Bi Fangdong said angrily: "There is no need to replace my sword!"
"How?"
Fang Che's eyes suddenly turned ferocious, looking at Bi Fangdong as if he was cannibalizing: "Don't give me face!?"
Bi Fangdong: "..."
"If you don't accept my gift, you don't give me face! If you don't give me face, you don't treat me as a friend! If you don't treat me as a friend..."
Fang Che stretched out his white hand and slowly clenched it into a fist.
Suddenly the joints cracked.
Bi Fangdong gritted his teeth: "Is this a gift?"
"Isn't it true that your swords broke at the first touch? I gave you two swords in exchange for your benefit. Don't you appreciate me?"
"I'm so grateful to you!"
Bi Fangdong's teeth were almost broken.
He had always felt that nothing good would happen to him as long as he encountered this relationship. Now, it was confirmed how correct his feeling was.
As he was talking, the master of the palace came out with two swords: "Mr. Fang, here you go. Our top sword! It belongs to Blacksmith Wang."
I slandered in my heart: I have never heard of such a god as the blacksmith.
"We are indeed a country of etiquette!"
Fang Che said to Bi Fangdong and the other person with satisfaction: "What are you waiting for? Why don't you thank me quickly and change them?"
Bi Fangdong's eyes almost popped out of his head.
But Fang Che didn't care if they glared or not, he laughed and said: "I knew you were embarrassed to take advantage of us, and you want me to do it myself. It's so... honest."
So he walked up to Bi Fangdong and the other two, and with a flick of his finger, their swords came into Fang Che's hands, and he threw them to the palace master.
Then Fang Che threw the two swords brought by the palace master into the arms of the two of them, and said with a smile: "You said you two... are polite to me... really, let's go and have a drink."
Both of them were blue in the face.
Why the hell did I replace two cold iron swords that are as sharp as clay with a magic weapon made of divine metal fragments into two ordinary iron swords?
And also want to thank others?
Before he could say anything, Fang Che pulled him in with enthusiasm: "You two, why are you two like poor relatives from the countryside coming to a wealthy family in the city, so unable to let go? I'm here, what are you so restrained about?
…”
He directly pulled the two of them into the reception room.
Gate.
The palace master and deputy palace master held the two swords in their hands, both looking dreamy.
"Is this...is it here?"
The palace master took the sword in his hand and pressed the spring lightly. There was a clang and the sword popped out half a foot.
The green light flashes and the light swims.
The sword's blade was sharp and chilly.
"Magic weapon!"
The palace master's eyes widened and he couldn't put it down.
The deputy palace master was also doing the same thing, exclaiming in a low voice, his face full of surprise, his mouth almost grinning to the back of his head.
"This is mine!"
"This is mine!"
"Just right!"
"Hand in hand!"
"Hehe, hehe..."
"Speaking of which, you really don't need to give it to Mr. Fang?"
"You are just ignorant...if Mr. Fang wanted to take it away on the spot, didn't you see the ring on Mr. Fang's hand?"
"Hehe... I just feel unstable and worried about gains and losses..."
"I really took advantage of it today... Let's go and get some good food quickly. Let Mr. Fang entertain the guests."
"Hey guest hahaha..."
…
Fang Che entered the reception room.
Then he ordered: "Someone comes here with a pen and paper. Although he is my friend, he is a foreigner after all. When he comes to Donghuzhou, he still has to go through the registration process; friendship is friendship, and rules are rules.
, this cannot be confused.”
Bi Fangdong said angrily: "Relationship, is this too much? You still want to interrogate us?"
Fang Che said angrily: "What if I don't register and you go out and get killed? Since you have come to my territory, how can I not be responsible for your personal safety?"
Bi Fangdong was so angry that he couldn't speak: "But..."
"But what!"
Fang Che interjected: "How complicated is the world situation now? We have an armistice agreement, which is our business, but there are so many people with ulterior motives in the world. What if we kill you and put the blame on us? Tiger head."
Fang Che said sincerely: "Why don't you understand how good I am to you?"
Bi Fangdong was stunned.
I couldn't help but stretched out my big hand, wiped it on my face, twisted my face and said: "Okay, anyway, it's in your hands now..."
"I don't like hearing what you say anymore. What do you mean by falling into my hands..."
Fang Che said dissatisfiedly. At this time, the person who registered came in. Fang Che said conveniently: "People are here, let's register. This is my scholar, called Hutou, and his real name is Bi Fangdong. I am the only one who teaches the Bi family. This
The one lying trembling is called Bi Fangrun; don’t ask! It’s the moist one you think of..."
"Who is this..." Fang Che asked sheepishly.
"My name is Bi Fangliu."
The other person obviously had a lower status than Bi Fangdong and answered with a dark face.
"Tsk tsk...this name, this name, your family is really, one is smooth, the other is flowing, why are you laughing? What's so funny about people with this name? Besides, even gangsters are people with this name. What's so funny about them?"
Yes, hurry up and register."
Fang Che reprimanded.
On the other hand, the registrar was full of grievance: I didn’t smile.
It’s better to be obedient and register: I am the only one who teaches Bi Jia, Bi Fangdong, Bi Fangrun, and Bi Fangliu.
Fang Che laughed and said: "Hutou, this registrar has been scolded because of you. Besides, he came to work overtime in the middle of the night because of you. You don't have to be too fussy. I'll give you two bottles of the elixir you carry with you."
It means that our brothers’ hard work has not been in vain.”
Bi Fangdong immediately covered his chest with his hands and said angrily: "I didn't!"
"Look at you... country people are country people. This stinginess... is not going to kill you."
Fang Che grabbed his collar and pulled him over, reached in, touched two bottles of elixirs where Bi Fangdong was covering his hands, and threw them to the registrar: "Brother, don't dislike it."
Don’t dislike it!
The registrar's heart burst with laughter.
Can the elixirs carried by the masters of the Bi Family who are just like me be normal? Now I got two bottles at once!
It really happened.
"You..."
Fang Che looked at Bi Fangliu, meaning, don't you express it?