Not to mention these roadside stalls, she has never eaten any mortal food. When she was playing Miss Li's family or playing other high-status roles in the last era, she had never eaten those so-called high-end foods. In her eyes, these are just energy.
Approximately equal to zero garbage.
Just as he was about to refuse, the wooden pick wearing marshmallows was already stuffed into his hand. Zhao Changhe smiled warmly: "You agreed to accompany me to the market, so you have to fulfill your obligation to accompany me. You can't let me eat you.
Is that true?"
Ye Jiuyou said angrily: "I haven't failed you yet, but you are asking for more and more?"
Zhao Changhe smiled and said: "His Royal Highness Jiuyou has always kept his promises as a collaborator, hasn't he?"
"Who told you that I kept my promise? No one told you what the God of Chaos is like?"
What's so funny about that.
Zhao Changhe looked at her long black hair like flowing clouds and smiled: "I also think you don't need any carvings on your head. This natural black long straight hair is the most beautiful."
"It didn't make sense before because no one looked at Ye Jiuyou with a view of appreciating beauty, and Ye Jiuyou didn't need others to look at it from this perspective." Zhao Changhe said seriously: "Now it does."
Ye Jiuyou stuffed the last bit of marshmallow into his mouth and threw away the sign bitterly.
"The security situation in Chang'an is not very good..." Zhao Changhe sighed while eating the marshmallows that had become small circles.
Zhao Changhe glanced around, dragged Ye Jiuyou to the jewelry counter, and then turned to look at Ye Jiuyou up and down.
Ye Jiuyou was embarrassed and angry: "What are you doing? I don't want these things!"
The old shopkeeper was praising: "This lady is really born with jade bones and ice skin. She is so beautiful. The young master also has a vicious eye. This bracelet really suits the lady."
Ye Jiuyou almost vomited out the last night's meal: "Get out!"
Of course Yanzhizhai sells rouge gouache, but it is not only these, there are also many jewelry and hairpins.
Zhao Changhe turned to look at her and smiled like his aunt before: "In order to protect the thing that can make me smile like this... I will fight in this life, mostly for this reason."
Shopkeeper: "?"
In fact, Zhao Changhe didn't know whether Ye Wuming had eaten it or not, but these words were very useful to Ye Jiuyou. His little eyes suddenly became cold, and he looked at the marshmallow in front of him with great seriousness, as if he was looking at some avenue.
law.
Ye Jiuyou's heart skipped a beat again, and he said forcefully: "Are you sick? Who looks at your wrist in the mirror?"
夜九幽跟在身边舔糖:“难道不是应该送官,才比较符合你该做的事?怎么就揍一巴掌走了?”
Ye Jiuyou looked at the mirror in a daze, and for some reason he had an extremely disturbing thought: It really looked like an embalmer putting makeup on a dead person...
The entire mountain wall was covered with soul-capturing mirrors. Zhao Changhe held it up to Ye Jiuyou before. Ye Jiuyou used the Mustard Seed and Sumeru technique to shrink it, and stuffed it into a ring like a small mirror.
Of course I brought it with me. Seeing Zhao Changhe asking the question, Ye Jiuyou also knew what it meant, so he took it out and took a look with a bad face.
"There are no natural treasures in the world that can naturally possess such rich sugar content that has been extracted from the essence. No one is refining medicine or elixirs in this direction. This is something only mortals can do."
Zhao Changhe was happy and clicked on the counter again: "Shopkeeper, bring this set of sapphire necklaces to have a look."
Ye Jiuyou took half a step back, and his palm was about to hit Zhao Changhe's chest.
Ye Jiuyou's heart suddenly jumped.
Ye Jiuyou said angrily: "Am I asking you for advice on how to eat sweets?"
When she said this word, she felt a little guilty for no reason. She really only had such an "ally" relationship with Zhao Changhe.
Zhao Changhe smiled and bowed: "You guys have taught me a lesson, I will definitely feed her well when she comes back."
Then he saw Zhao Changhe taking the bracelet, grabbing her wrist and putting it on: "Logically, you should wear similar treasures. For example, Ying Wu has many collections at his place and in the palace... But they are all second-hand goods used by others.
, even the funerary objects... I can’t give you those kinds of things. When we have free time in the future, we can find the treasures and carve them ourselves."
Zhao Changhe threw out a gold brick very generously: "Is it enough?"
Ye Jiuyou couldn't help laughing: "You still want to call yourself Jiang Hu Cao Mang... Then why doesn't Mr. Cao Mang exterminate the roots?"
What kind of couple, what kind of cuteness?
"Yes, my wife is very cute." Zhao Changhe waved to the stall owner shamelessly: "Thank you, uncle, come back when you have time."
Zhao Changhe also knew that it was not advisable to push too hard. In fact, what he did today was not for profit, so he stopped moving forward and just said: "Either I wear it, or you wear it yourself."
Zhao Changhe said nonchalantly: "Others don't know you, so what do you care? So, Ye Jiuyou, who claims not to care what others think, and who even goes his own way when he is an enemy of the world, is actually afraid of even the eyes of a candy seller.
"
"how is the taste?"
Another person said: "It makes sense. It is said that people in the late Tang Dynasty are already in their thirties. No matter how beautiful they are, their beauty is limited."
Zhao Changhe ignored her, and went shopping while happily eating sweets. Ye Jiuyou glanced at him, then looked at the marshmallow in his hand, and hesitantly stretched out his little tongue to lick it.
"Come on, come over here." Zhao Changhe suddenly took her hand again and pulled her into a nearby shop. Ye Jiuyou staggered in and looked up at the door plaque: "Rouge House.
"
It is equivalent to saying, "I will also protect you, just like I protect those two children."
If he had gone straight to makeup at the beginning, Ye Jiuyou would have promised to turn around and leave. But until now, when he was sitting in front of the makeup mirror and looking at himself in the bronze mirror, Ye Jiuyou didn't know what he was thinking.
"What misunderstanding do you have about me? I'm from the world, not a government official... Oh, by the way, I seem to be the Demon Suppressing Jade Pai... Forget it, Chang'an is not under my control now. I'll wait until you give me your dowry."
"
Ye Jiuyou choked for a long time and didn't know how to respond. Why did this man have so many lies?
As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue and licked it, then rolled a small amount of cotton onto the tip of his tongue.
Ye Jiuyou: "?"
Just like the pool of water that quietly appeared in the deep lake, demon flowers bloomed faintly beside the pool.
Ye Jiuyou: "..."
Guarding the thing that could make him smile like this...but now he was smiling like this to himself.
"But there can be some accessories elsewhere..." Zhao Changhe nodded at the counter and motioned to the shopkeeper: "Bring me that jade bracelet."
Zhao Changhe smiled and said: "You are missing too many things that she has experienced...as big as the universe, as small as food. If you want to trace the origin, this is not possible."
"With this slap from me, he will have to spend the rest of his life in bed, that's pretty much it." Zhao Changhe sighed: "I'm here to go shopping with you, and I waste my time on entangled with people or sending officials, and attracting people to watch.
I, Zhao Changhe, what does that mean?"
Ye Jiuyou said angrily: "Why is that ghost laughing again?"
Zhao Changhe flicked his fingers, and the man let out an "ouch". His leg was hit by something unknown, and he fell to the ground.
Ye Jiuyou: "?"
Even at the rouge and gouache counter on the other side of the store, there was an aunt shouting: "Girl, how about coming to our place to see it? There is no charge for trying on makeup!"
Ye Jiuyou secretly said that was true. Even if the Tang Dynasty makeup did not use rouge and gouache, it must have been decorated with clothes. There was nothing special about it.
Zhao Changhe smiled: "It looks good."
Ye Jiuyou ate it without saying a word.
"Then why did you keep your promise to me so much and were willing to give up other plans for this? Is it because you like me?"
Speaking of which, there is almost no such completely black, long and straight hair style in this world. Every woman's hair has a little bit of style. Even the extremely casual Jianghu heroine like Yue Hongling, she also wears a ponytail. This kind of style
The long, straight hair that is purely loose will probably look like a ghost to others, so this crazy person is the most beautiful.
The person in the mirror looks vaguely unfamiliar.
This kind of feeling of being placed in the position of a child is really hard to tell what it feels like. It should be angry and belittled, but why does it make you feel numb in your heart?
"Ahem..." Zhao Changhe, who had been smiling all the time, finally looked a little embarrassed and secretly looked at Ye Jiuyou's expression.
Ye Jiuyou's expression is indeed not very good-looking. Hearing his other women's names at this time is not to mention how awkward it is. What's even more annoying is that most people like Tang Wanzhuang have never used any rouge, and they are naturally so beautiful.
But do you need powder to embellish yourself in order to compare with it?
Ye Jiuyou's dazed state of mind was wiped out, and he let out a "hum" from his nose.
The girls who were watching behind him were criticizing Zhao Changhe: "You, too, this young man, looks like a dog. How can such a beautiful wife feed and clothe others? She is so pale and her clothes are shabby...
For a husband like you, this sister is really unlucky for eight lifetimes!"
The aunt was applying powder to her with a smile and said: "The girl is really the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Her skin is really enviable. She didn't even need any makeup. Unfortunately, maybe she didn't eat well and her complexion
It’s too pale, just add a little bit of pink and it will look perfect immediately…”
The aura that used to make people's souls tremble with fear when they get angry is now paired with a face full of candy. It's so fun to watch.
Ye Jiuyou glanced at him sideways and saw that he was indeed smiling, which was baffling.
"Isn't it just like that? Is it comparable to the treasures of heaven and earth?"
With just one glance, I saw the surprise in my own eyes in the mirror.
Unlike the emerald green bracelet on her hand, which is vivid and lively, the blue on her neck actually brings out a sense of tranquility and enchantment under her aura, amplifying her characteristics exponentially.
Ye Jiuyou stopped talking. She admitted this. Natural treasures from heaven and earth must not have such sweetness. She must admit that it is delicious... but it will make people's faces sticky and uncomfortable.
Ye Jiuyou: "..."
Zhao Changhe smiled and stretched out his hand, wiped the candy from her mouth naturally, and then gestured: "This is how you eat it."
Zhao Changhe smiled: "I'm not laughing at you."
"Here..." Zhao Changhe pointed to the two round little girls of four or five years old in front of them, running around the street: "I laughed like this when I saw them."
On the contrary, I saw a man with a deer-headed and rat-like eyes approaching the two little girls from the side. With such sensitive insight and gaze, they both realized that the man had evil intentions. Especially the gaze was more intuitive than any other evidence.
What the hell are you doing? Why are you giving me this?
The smooth and delicate wrist has no flaws. If there is any shortcoming, it is that it is inherently too pale and lacks the fresh blood color. But as soon as you wear this jade bracelet, it suddenly adds a little bright and human touch to the paleness.
Instantly it became three points richer.
But she found that the stall owner and the children nearby were looking at her and laughing. Among them, the stall owner's uncle smiled like his aunt: "You two are young ladies from some family. You are lucky, and your wife is beautiful and cute."
Zhao Changhe laughed loudly, and Ye Jiuyou glared at him.
Ye Jiuyou breathed a sigh of relief. Without thinking about anything else, he grabbed the necklace and put it on himself. Zhao Changhe turned his head and looked at the back of her neck with some regret. He had expected that the person wearing the necklace for the first time would not buckle the buckle on the back.
He needed help, but unfortunately, people like Ye Jiuyou were no different from having behind-the-scenes eyes, so he quickly put it on.
Zhao Changhe showed his familiar aunt smile again.
Ye Jiuyou didn't know how to eat such a big lump of marshmallows...he gnawed down one end, and when he raised his head, his mouth was full of candy.
Zhao Changhe glanced at her secretly and couldn't help but smile.
Ye Jiuyou was a little speechless. With Zhao Changhe's current eyesight, his ability to distinguish impurities in items is certainly better than any mortal treasure appraiser. There is an inexhaustible supply of common gold and silver. There is nothing to brag about. He can carry gold and silver with him.
It’s quite outrageous, and it’s probably due to the inertia of traveling around the world in the early days.
"Since it's not in line with your original intention, why bother with it?"
Ye Jiuyou also admitted that it does look good when worn, and it especially matches her skin: "But why should I look good? What does looking good mean to me?"
Ye Jiuyou twitched the corner of his mouth, raised his eyes and asked Zhao Changhe: "What are you doing? Why do I need this?"
How could Ye Wuming eat this thing? It tastes like chewing wax!
"what is that?"
The shopkeeper smiled and said: "This young man has good taste. This is the best jadeite in our store. Look at the color of the water..."
Others didn't think so, and were all amazed: "It's so beautiful... Others say that the most beautiful woman in the world is Tang Wanzhuang. I think this sister is no worse than Tang Wanzhuang, right?"
How old do you think I am?
Angrily, she took the initiative to speak for the first time: "Zhao... Zhao, I want to buy clothes!"
Saying that, he personally took a piece of lipstick paper and handed it to Ye Jiuyou's lips. Ye Jiuyou subconsciously licked it, and the bloodless lips of the person in the mirror became brighter, and the whole person became more delicate...
The shopkeeper's eyes bulged: "Of course it's enough, that's enough."
Zhao Changhe took the necklace, stretched out his hand and put it around Ye Jiuyou's neck.
But I heard that a little girl was not convinced: "None of us have seen Tang Wanzhuang. God knows what it is. I think it's more of a bragging, but it's not as good as this sister actually sitting in front of me? Besides, this sister is sitting in front of me."
The clothes are completely black and featureless. If you change to another one, it will be more beautiful. People rely on clothes..."
Ye Jiuyou dared to swear that he had never received such praise from others in thousands of years.
Zhao Changhe smiled and said: "Did you take that mountain with you?"
Zhao Changhe smiled: "Ye Wuming has eaten it."
Ye Jiuyou was furious: "Zhao Changhe!"
Ye Jiuyou: "?"
The problem is that she doesn't need these things at all. What's the point of wearing a mortal object on her hand that will break in a casual fight?
If you have to, you might as well get a similar treasure that can store things and protect you... But I have never been interested, and I never collected them in the last era. There should be no new products in this era, and the revival of gods and demons has just begun.
, he was almost killed by the god-slayer and demon-slayer named Zhao in front of him...
Zhao Changhe responded calmly: "Just because...when I look in silence in the mirror, I can see myself in the mirror a little bit alive, instead of being eternally dead and pale."
He stood up with difficulty on his knees. When he looked at the little girl, she had already followed her parents and walked into the crowd holding her clothes.
Ye Jiuyou said angrily: "Is it ridiculous?"
Ye Jiuyou was furious: "Why should I show it to you?"
Just as he was about to ask, a fan-like slap was slapped on the face so fiercely that the man spun around in the air and lost all his teeth.
The man's screams echoed through the street, and soon passers-by came to watch, but the man and woman walked hand in hand into the crowd and disappeared in an instant.
Ye Jiuyou wanted to say that I didn't have any taboos about funerary objects, so I just played with the corpses. But he couldn't say it. He stared blankly at the way he put the jade bracelet on himself, feeling numb in his heart.
Ye Jiuyou was in a daze when Zhao Changhe pressed his shoulders and pushed him all the way.
I'm not asking you for a necklace!
Geng Le, the shopkeeper, quickly took out the necklace. This is the big customer! Having said that, it looks like some dandy is trying to catch a poor girl who has never seen the world. He uses all kinds of tricks, but there is no way.
It's really strange for a poor girl to have such temperament and such jade bones and ice skin.
You can vaguely hear the sound of the old shopkeeper swallowing, and the exclamations of several girls who just entered the store: "What a beautiful sister..."
The man slapped his palm in annoyance, and saw a man and a woman appearing in front of him, staring at him with a smile on their faces.
Zhao Changhe was happy: "I'm happy to help."
Ye Jiuyou looked at himself in the mirror again and thought to himself that I am really crazy.