Chapter 160 Don't praise the basics! How straight men communicate with people...
"Ding."
"You have received a new mission...
Favorability Task: Xiao Ba’s Heart Knot
Mission goal: Find ways to amuse Xiao Xiangjun
Mission reward: an opportunity to be alone with Xiao Xiangjun, Xiao Ba’s favorability +2000.
Mission introduction: Xiao Ba hasn’t seen his daughter’s smile for a long time, and everything he tried has failed.
Over time, this matter became a knot in his mind.
If you can help Xiao Xiangjun regain his smile and untie Xiao Ba's heart knot, he will definitely be very grateful to you.
Is this mission a prelude to the welfare mission?
Chen Changge's eyes flashed.
"City Lord, he is just a rough man. Don't make Jun Xiang laugh later, but make her angry instead."
After Zhao Yue finished speaking, he turned around and said to Chen Changge with a warning, "Do you think I am right?"
Since you can get along with the representative, you should know in your heart that I am the father you cannot afford to offend.
Don't be ignorant.
I'll kill you in a matter of minutes.
Chen Changge ignored his warning, stood up and said with a smile: "Why not?"
"Looking for death, he really is looking for death."
"According to rumors, Xiao Xiangjun may have facial paralysis and has no expression. How could he smile? That knife of 999 is destined to displease Xiao Xiangjun, and in the end he will offend Zhao Yue."
"Outlanders are all like this, eager to show off. I think it's good. I'll tell Zhao Yue to kill him with a knife for 999."
Others rejoice in others' misfortune.
"Okay, that's commendable for your courage."
Zhao Yue's liver trembled with anger, and when he looked at Chen Changge, his eyes seemed to burst into flames. Chi Guoguo warned, "I hope we can get together in private more often."
Chen Changge walked to the scene minding his own business.
Ignored me twice?
OK OK.
I want you stinking piece of shit to die!
Zhao Yue had never been treated like this before. He clenched his fists involuntarily and showed no trace of murderous intent in his eyes.
It's not easy to make me laugh.
Where did you get the confidence?
Xiao Xiangjun looked at Chen Changge coldly, not thinking that he had the ability to make him laugh.
"There was a mother and son. When they passed a roadside stall, someone shouted from the loudspeaker above: Roasted yam, hot, delicious and sweet!"
Chen Changge swayed his limbs, sounded and sounded, and imitated exaggeratedly, "My son said: Mom, I want to eat roasted yam.
Mom said: Eat, eat big pieces, are two pieces enough?"
When he said this, he looked like a silly son of a landlord, nodded heavily and said: "That's enough, thank you mom, mom is so kind!"
"..."
Another blast of cold air came from the living room.
"Vulgar."
"It has no content, no meaning, just like chanting sutras."
"If you try this random thing to amuse a three-year-old child, it will make him cry."
Zhao Yue and his party were disdainful.
"Gone?"
Xiao Xiangjun said in shock.
"Yes."
Chen Changge responded.
"puff."
Xiao Xiangjun was amused by the contrast between Chen Changge's serious look and his funny look just now.
The laughter becomes more like a silver bell.
Zhao Yue: "..."
Other NPCs: "..."
No way.
Chen Changge made Xiao Xiangjun laugh?
"good very good."
Xiao Ba saw his daughter being happy from the bottom of his heart, and he was also happy, and praised him directly, "One sword is 999, you hide it deeply enough, you are the most capable in the whole audience."
"Ding."
"Congratulations on completing the favorability task: Xiao Ba's Heart Knot, and you have received a reward: an opportunity to travel at night with Xiao Xiangjun, and Xiao Ba's favorability towards you will be +2000."
"Tip: Xiao Ba's favor with you has been raised to friendly!"
Chen Changge smiled: "It's so basic, don't praise it."
"How did he do it?"
"I'm more curious than anyone else. The city lord was so worried about Xiao Xiangjun's problem, but he solved it with a knife and an incomprehensible joke?"
"If she hadn't known each other before, I would have felt that Xiao Xiangjun was giving Yidao 999 face."
"Look at Zhao Yue's face..."
The NPC and his friends were shocked.
Chen Changge's operation was 666.
Zhao Yue's face looked as ugly as if he had eaten a fly.
No comparison means no harm.
The jokes he told made the audience go cold, but Chen Changge's jokes made the beauties laugh.
It makes him look like 2B.
"You are quite interesting." Xiao Xiangjun stood up, smiled, and actively invited, "Shall we go for a walk?"
Crying sourly.
Others were jealous.
Xiao Xiangjun, who has always been polite to no one, actually took the initiative to invite Chen Changge to be alone with him.
NO!
Just unbelievable.
"Tip: Xiao Xiangjun's favorability towards you is +200!"
Chen Changge frowned and asked, "City Lord, don't you have anything to tell me?"
"Be careful on the road."
The city lord said kindly.
grass!
Chen Changge pursed his lips, turned around and walked out, but saw Zhao Yue blocking the way. He couldn't help but ask: "Xiao Xiangjun and I are going to visit the small park on a dark and windy night. Do you want to follow us?"
"you!"
Zhao Yue was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.
"It's getting late, go home and wash up and go to sleep. Don't think about whether you have something or not. It's ugly if the seminiferous duct bursts."
Chen Changge said as he put aside Zhao Yue.
Because he was angry, he was unprepared and accidentally slipped his foot, knocking over the table next to him.
The contents of the bowls, chopsticks and plates above spilled all over him.
Unspeakable embarrassment.
"..."
The other NPCs were suppressing smiles with their mouths tightened.
"Master Zhao."
Kato bravely went to help Zhao Yue, but he was slapped hard and steadily by him and was stunned.
"If I don't repay this humiliation, my name will be written upside down!" Zhao Yue's facial muscles twitched, and there was only one thought in his heart:
Kill him with a knife that disgraced him 999!
Xiao Ba watched all this quietly and said nothing, but the twinkling eyes showed what he was thinking about.
...
The night sky is starless.
There is no wind and it is not pleasant.
The moon appreciation that Xiao Ba talks about doesn’t even have a trace of the protagonist.
When Chen Changge and Xiao Xiangjun were walking on a quiet park path, mosquitoes waiting to attack them attacked them.
"This weather doesn't seem suitable for walking."
Xiao Xiangjun said awkwardly.
Chen Changge sighed and said, "Your father is ignorant. If you want to go back, I will send you here."
"Don't you have anything to talk to me about?"
Xiao Xiangjun said in surprise.
Chen Changge asked stubbornly: "Do you have a task for me?"
"No."
Seeing that the atmosphere was frozen again, Xiao Xiangjun took the initiative to stir up the topic and said, "You didn't give Zhao Yue face just now, aren't you afraid of him seeking revenge?"
"Not afraid."
Chen Changge ended the topic with one sentence.
Xiao Xiangjun choked.
How do you want me to talk?
If we continue the conversation, Zhao Yue will pose a threat to you? Why am I, a girl, talking about killing?
Chen Changge felt that the welfare mission was hopeless, so he simply stopped wasting time and waved his hand: "Well, you take your time and stroll around here. I have to leave first. Let's meet up next time."
"???"
Xiao Xiangjun was speechless.
Is there something wrong with my charm?
If it were another man here now, he would definitely find a way to start the conversation.
So as to avoid an awkward atmosphere.
Chen Changge is better.
Do it the other way around.
He seems to be completely unfazed by Xiao Xiangjun's appearance, and his calmness is even scarier than that of a gay man.
Xiao Xiangjun walked back depressedly.
Neither she nor Chen Changge knew that there were pairs of eyes staring at them in the dark at this moment...
