Chapter 284 I don't show off my power, you treat me as Hello Kitty!
"This guy is so blessed that he refuses the invitation of a beautiful woman. I would have fallen in love with her."
"I want to be her licking dog!"
Passers-by are envious and jealous.
Zi Yan's mouth twitched.
This was the first time she was rejected in person.
"I'll give you another chance, can't you get it?"
Zi Yan narrowed his eyes and said, "Also, give me a helmet."
"Show funny."
Chen Changge turned around and left.
Whoosh——
Zi Yan stepped out of the car and rushed towards Chen Changge with three steps at a time.
"You want to do something?"
Chen Changge was stunned, "Do you think my real man's muscles are just decoration?"
"I am the provincial free fighting champion!" Zi Yan raised the corner of her mouth and raised her foot to hit Chen Changge's abdomen.
Although there was no exertion and no pain, his body was bent into a "concave" shape.
"You are awesome."
Chen Changge gave up resistance and suffered less beatings, allowing Zi Yan to carry him on his shoulders and throw him onto the motorcycle.
"Little DD, you want me to be violent." Zi Yan got on the motorcycle, put on the helmet, put on the gas and left...
"Who can handle such a strong woman?"
"I seriously doubt that Yanhuang men can conquer him. Do we Yanhuang women still have to be conquered by foreigners?"
Passers-by unconsciously walked to the middle of the road, looked at Zi Yan's back, and couldn't help but feel excited.
45 minutes later.
Zi Yan stopped the car in a sparsely populated suburb.
"If you want money, why don't you cut off your kidney?" Chen Changge sighed, "A man without a kidney would be better off dead."
"get off."
Chen Changge shook out his wrinkled clothes and followed Zi Yan through a low jungle...
Enter the eyes.
An empty space.
There was an RV parked nearby.
"I'm not happy about losing money today. Come have a drink with me." As he spoke, Ziyan put his hand on the driver's seat glass of the RV.
"Ding."
The red light of the rotating glass display turned into static green light, and an intelligent female voice came out:
"Master welcome back!"
The kickboxing champion is Niubi.
This wilderness.
She is not afraid that I will do anything to her.
Chen Changge didn't know whether to laugh or cry and said: "Sister, shouldn't you be looking for friends or besties to drink?
I told you that I am a friend, but I am forced to do so, why are you trying to catch me?"
"They are too pretentious and boring." Zi Yan walked down the driveway with three cases of beer and one case of liquor. "You made me lose money and openly criticized me. I have to have a drink today."
I wipe it.
Is this serious?
Chen Changge spread his hands: "I can only say that you have found the wrong person. I don't know how to drink."
squeak--
The left side of the RV suddenly rose up, revealing the teppanyaki table inside, and two high chairs stretched out.
"You can go back without drinking."
"goodbye."
"Only if I break one of your legs."
Chen Changge walked over and sat on one of the high chairs, took the beer from Zi Yan and said, "I really don't know how to drink. How can I get drunk?"
"I have a bed here."
Ziyan raised his head and drank half the bottle of beer, then took off his leather jacket, revealing his white vest and said, "There is a smart panel on the table. You can order whatever you want."
Chen Changge opened the panel.
He ordered a portion of Asan fried rice, sizzling squid, mutton skewers, oysters, chicken wings...
After clicking.
A robot wearing an apron came out of the groove in the wall, walked to the iron plate and started cooking.
"Guess the code."
Zi Yan said fiercely.
"Sister, I don't know how to play these drinking games. Aren't you obviously bullying me?"
Chen Changge really didn't want to drink.
"Comply, or break a leg?" Zi Yan shouted, "Just play a video of my Sanda competition."
"yes."
A picture appeared on the head of the cooking robot.
Zi Yan is crushing a muscular woman crazily.
Blood foam flew everywhere.
It was very cruel at one time.
The muscular woman's screaming expression was so startling that Chen Changge swallowed his saliva, silently raised his fists and said, "Come on."
Next.
The two of them were eating Teppanyaki, making fists and drinking wine.
White.
black.
Beer.
foreign.
Come in turn.
Chen Changge shows off his talents.
The more you win by guessing, the less you lose.
joke.
Is it true that when he was working in various entertainment venues, the title of "Desperate Saburo" above his head was for nothing?
Learn about it after drinking alcohol several times.
later.
Every time he split the wine, he could hit the opponent's goldfish.
The white flag was raised only after the other party paid.
The reason why Chen Changge did not continue to work part-time at nightclubs was because of liver problems;
no way.
Those at the bottom of society can only risk their lives to make money.
"No, no."
Zi Yan rolled a piece of paper towel around the head of a chopstick, put the tail end into a wine glass and said, "Didn't you say you don't know how to drink? Asshole, you even pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger at the wine table!"
Her consciousness was on the verge of collapse, her disheveled hair was covered with a drunken red face, and she was waving her hands instinctively.
"It's not okay to hang a white flag." Chen Changge said while chewing mutton skewers, "If you say you are a King Kong baby, I will let you go."
"I...I'm King Kong Baby." Zi Yan waved her hands, "I want to sleep, take me back to bed."
"mock up."
Chen Changge held up Ziyan, hey, it's dead.
In a blink of an eye.
Zi Yan was thrown onto the bed by him.
"So hot."
Zi Yan took off her vest, revealing a fit figure with no trace of fat and a clear vest line.
certainly.
The D cup is more concerning.
"Next time I see you, I have to go around you, crazy woman." Chen Changge turned around and prepared to get out of the way...
"Where are you going, little DD!?"
Zi Yan suddenly burst into flames, and with a lunge, he reached out and grabbed Chen Changge's shoulder and gave it a strong push back.
Bang——
Chen Changge bumped into the iron cabinet and let out a long breath.
Damn it.
People are strong.
The wine is not bad either.
Zi Yan stumbled and rushed towards Chen Changge in a bear hug.
"Fuck you, mother!"
Chen Changge grabbed the ashtray on the cabinet with his flailing hands, swung it over and hit Zi Yan on the forehead.
Boom——
This sound hurts to hear.
Zi Yan's forehead oozed dazzling blood, he stared at Chen Changge, and then fell straight on the bed.
"Depend on."
Chen Changge held his waist, scratched his head and said, "If I don't show off my power, why the hell do you think I'm Hello Kitty!"
Take a rest.
After he finished dealing with Zi Yan, he went home.
...
the next day.
Zi Yan woke up in confusion, and suddenly took a breath of pain.
"What happened last night? Why can't I remember anything? Wang Dachui, Wang Dachui, are you there? Oh, I'm so thirsty!"
She just wanted to move, but found herself tied to the bed by Wu Hua Da, and it looked like a vulgar Chinese rope art.
Buzz buzz——
Zi Yan's body suddenly felt like an electric current hit her. She gritted her teeth and raised her head, only to see that her cell phone was fixed three inches below her abdomen with tape...
She tried not to scream.
You can't breathe a sigh of relief until your phone stops vibrating.
"Wang Dachui, you bastard!"
Zi Yan just finished scolding.
The phone vibrated again.
"Um!"
Zi Yan's whole body tensed up instantly.
This operation is actually quite simple.
uh-huh.
Chen Changge published Ziyan's mobile phone number last night on a website dedicated to recruiting prostitutes...
Wait for Zi Yan to break free.
I guess I almost collapsed from the shock of the phone.