Chapter 5: Grandpa won’t be happy if you say that.
Xu Damao just arrived at the middle courtyard and went straight to Sha Zhu’s house without looking for anyone else.
Why did you identify Si Zhu? He is your mortal enemy, and Si Zhu is taking revenge.
What a coincidence, Silly Zhu also brought back a chicken. This was really mud stuffed in his crotch, it was either shit or shit.
Arriving at the door of Sha Zhu's house, a strong smell of chicken soup floated out from Sha Zhu's house. Xu Damao couldn't hold back his anger and kicked open the door of Sha Zhu's house.
Silly Zhu, who was stewing chicken, was frightened.
Xu Damao came to the stove and looked at the chicken in the casserole.
"Hey, grandson, you have become more capable. If you dare to kick my door, today I will show you how grandpa beats his grandson."
Silly Zhu saw that the door was kicked by Xu Damao. Good guy, today Xu Damao must see how many eyes Lord Ma has.
"Silly Zhu, don't do this to me. Grandpa is not afraid of you."
"You are a thief, but you still have the nerve to show off your power here."
"Who do you think is the thief?"
This sentence stimulated Silly Zhu. If you get the reputation of a thief in this era, you will really be unable to hold your head up for the rest of your life. To be more serious, just send a peanut to see your ancestors. If you go fast, maybe you can still
How about meeting Jia Dongxu?
"You are not a thief, then tell me where your chicken came from and whether you stole it from my house."
The evidence is right in front of you, but you are still telling lies.
"Whatever is yours is yours. If you have chickens at home, right?"
"We stewed chicken just to steal from your family. Why are you so shameless? Why didn't you say that the country belongs to you."
Silly Zhu knew exactly where this chicken came from. To put it bluntly, it was stolen, but it was a chicken from the factory. What does it have to do with the chickens from Xu Damao’s family?
"Da Mao, Da Mao, what are you doing in the Silly Pillar House? Aren't you looking for chickens?"
Xu Damao walked into the middle courtyard with his front legs. Lou Xiao'e walked in with his back legs. She didn't even look at Xu Damao. No need to think about it, she was definitely looking for Silly Zhu.
"Come on, Ezi, look at what's stewed on the stove?" Pointing at the stove, Lou Xiaoe had a look.
"What else could there be but chicken soup? I smelled it as soon as I entered the room."
Lou Xiao'e stretched out her head and looked at the chicken in the casserole.
"Chicken! Silly Zhu, did you steal this chicken from my house?" Lou Xiao'e asked Silly Zhu seriously.
"It belongs to your family. You two are really interesting. When you come to my house, you don't even knock on the door. When you come in, you point at my grandpa's nose and say that grandpa stole your chickens. Grandpa is not happy when you two say that to grandpa."
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Silly Zhu also made these two people laugh. He is as thick-skinned as the city wall. If he drinks too much one day, he might point at the courtyard and say it belongs to their family.
"Who are you, grandpa? You dare to be so arrogant when you steal a chicken." Xu Damao is also a brave man and slapped Silly Zhu on the face.
Silly Zhu was caught off guard by this sudden attack.
Feeling the pain on his face, Shazhu couldn't bear it anymore. He threw the spoon into the casserole and went straight to Xu Damao. He kicked his legs and kicked Xu Damao in the stomach. How could Xu Damao, a virtual god, withstand this?
Feet.
He was holding his belly on the ground. Ouch, force is not enough, but he refuses to admit defeat with his words.
"Ouch, silly Zhu, you dare to kick me. Ouch, you are a thief, thief."
"Ezi, go find the second uncle to make the decision for me. I'm going to hold a hospital-wide meeting, and I'm going to sue Silly Zhu. Ouch, it hurts me to death."
Lou Xiao'e hurried to the backyard to find Liu Haizhong.
"Second uncle, second uncle, are you at home?"
"Who?"
"I, Lou Xiao'e, second uncle, hurry up. Silly Zhu is beating Damao. You hurry up and take a look."
"What? Silly Zhu beats people up, this bastard thing, come on, let's go and have a look."
At this moment, Xu Damao is being pushed to the ground and being rubbed by Silly Zhu. Xu Damao’s strength is not good enough, and his words are too vicious.
Silly Zhu is also direct. He can't talk with his words, but he can't beat him with his hands.
"Hey, hey, Silly Zhu, your style is so outrageous. We all belong to the same compound. How can you bully your neighbors like this? You are destroying neighborly relations." Liu Haizhong watched as Silly Zhu beat Zhenghuan,
Come over quickly and pull Shazhu off Xu Damao.
Lou Xiao'e quickly reached out and helped Xu Damao up from the ground.
"Second uncle, you have to make the decision for me. Silly Zhu is such a bitch. Not only did he steal my chickens, he refused to admit it and even beat me."
"I was almost beaten to death by him. I asked for a hospital-wide meeting to sue him. Ouch, it hurts." Xu Damao was beaten so badly that his face was swollen. He leaned on Lou Xiao'e and groaned.
Accusing Silly Pillar.
"You fart, who stole your chicken? Your chicken is so delicious, I have to steal your chicken?"
"I'm going to sue you for falsely accusing a good person during a meeting." Silly Zhu didn't recognize the word "steal", saying that he could use violence, but he couldn't use the word "steal".
"Okay, stop arguing. You want to hold a hospital-wide meeting, right? OK, let's do it right now. Silly Zhu will bring your casserole to the yard."
"Why, why should I serve my casserole?"
"Because the chicken in the casserole is evidence, hurry up and take it to the yard."
After Liu Haizhong finished speaking, he came to the courtyard, picked up the washbasin on the wall, picked up the wooden stick on the side, and banged it. This was the convening song for the meeting in the courtyard.
Hearing the sound of pot knocking, the residents put aside what they were doing and gathered in the middle courtyard for a meeting.
A square table, three stools, and two benches, these are the main trial and the retrial, the plaintiff and the defendant. Other residents bring their own stools to sit on.
Seeing all the residents arriving, Liu Haizhong asked as usual.
"Let's see who hasn't arrived yet. If everyone has arrived, we will start today's theme."
The residents glanced left and right, hey, there seems to be someone missing. Who is missing?
Xu Damao took one look and knew who was missing.
"I know who it is. It's Zhang Yu who didn't come, so he's just eating chicken in the house."
"Xu Damao, you are being unreasonable. That boy Zhang Yu is also eating chicken. Why don't you go to him and turn to me to deal with him." Silly Zhu pointed at Xu Damao and said.
"Why am I being unreasonable? Zhang Yu's chickens were bought through regular channels. They also showed me the certificate and they indeed bought them after work."
"As for you, I asked you where your chicken came from and where you were trying to push back and forth. Doesn't this explain the problem?"
"You stole it. You are a thief with a guilty conscience. Let me tell you, my chickens are used to lay eggs and are specially used to replenish Ezi's health."
"We haven't eaten a few yet, and we have brought trouble to you. How shameless are you?"
"Hey, you two are still eating eggs. How dare you eat them."
"You guys can't eat like this. The chickens are feeling stressed. They're afraid that one day, you'll blame the chickens for not being able to lay eggs and let the chickens take the blame. How unjust the chickens will be."
"For the safety of the chicken, the chicken chose to save itself, so it just escaped."
These words amused the residents of the compound.
Isn't this just a roundabout irony? Xu Damao and his wife have been married for so many years, but they haven't gotten pregnant. They can't eat and lay eggs. What an appropriate metaphor.