In the evening, Zhang Yu cooked a table full of dishes and drank to his heart's content with the old man.
The next day, Zhang Yu followed Zhang's mother to the village supply and marketing cooperative to buy new year's goods.
The village is not like the city where there is a farmer's market. If you want to buy new year's goods in the village, you can only go to the cooperative supply and marketing cooperative in the village. Of course, the variety of the village supply and marketing cooperative is relatively small.
Let’s talk about firecrackers. There are only hanging whips, two kickers, and marlezi. There are also few types of hanging whips, just 100-ring ones, 200-ring ones and 500-ring ones.
There are 1,000-ring whips in the city, but a thousand-ring whip is also expensive. In Zhang Yu’s memory, he has never seen any one let go of a 1,000-ring whip.
"Yuzi, long time no see. Are you here to buy new year's goods too?"
Zhang Yu heard a familiar voice coming from behind and quickly turned around to look, good guy, isn't this Ergouzi?
"Hey, Brother Ergou is here too. Who are these two little guys next to you?"
Ergouzi lowered his head and glanced at the doll.
"Oh, this is my child."
Ergouzi said and rubbed the two children's heads.
"Baby, call me Uncle Yu quickly."
"Hello, Uncle Yu."
"Okay, okay, hahaha, after a while, Uncle Yu will buy you a whip."
"Let your dad take you two to fry cow dung, hahahahaha."
Mentioning this matter, Zhang Yu couldn't help but want to laugh. When he was a child, playing with these older people was an eye-opener.
At that time, there were no whips for wiping. We always bought some hanging whips at home. The children wanted to play with them as whips, so they secretly used scissors to cut the hanging whips.
In order to prevent my family from finding out, I cut them with my hands open so that adults wouldn’t notice.
At that time, Er Gouzi was so good at whipping that he would not dare to do it without him.
One time, Zhang Yu saw that Er Gouzi had a whip, so he peed and followed Er Gouzi behind him, hoping to get Er Gouzi to give him a few.
At that time, to prevent Ergouzi from borrowing money from him, he would always say that he borrowed it and would return it to him later. The kid was thinking about something. Ever since he borrowed a few, Ergouzi would ask for it every year after him.
Of course, this is secondary. I was playing with Er Gouzi that day. Er Gouzi suddenly wanted to have diarrhea, so he had to let Zhang Yu accompany him. If he didn't accompany him, he wouldn't play with firecrackers.
At that time, I admitted it because of the firecrackers, so let’s just stink a little bit.
The latrines in winter are all frozen. As soon as Ergouzi squatted down, he came to pay attention and wanted to see if he could explode the frozen excrement.
Zhang Yu immediately felt something was wrong, and told Er Gouzi that he was so smelly that he couldn't breathe anymore, so he went outside to take a breath and calm down.
Ergouzi glanced at Zhang Yu with disgust and waved his hand to tell Zhang Yu to hurry up.
As soon as Zhang Yu came out, before he could even take a breath, he heard a "bang" sound coming from the latrine, and saw smoke coming out of the latrine, and then a smell wafted out, which was mixed with the unique smoke of firecrackers. p>
Hearing Er Gouzi frantically shouting for help in the toilet, Zhang Yu still had some sense of brotherhood and hurriedly ran into the toilet to save Er Gouzi.
As soon as I entered, I was dumbfounded and helpless. I saw Er Gouzi sitting on the feces, covered with feces spots.
Later, Zhang Yu had no choice but to call Er Gouzi’s parents over. When Er Gouzi’s parents saw Er Gouzi acting like this, their faces turned red with anger.
Ti left Er Gouzi and returned home, and Zhang Yu also followed Er Gouzi back to Er Gouzi's house. The reason why he followed was for the firecrackers promised by Er Gouzi.
Er Gouzi's parents didn't care whether Zhang Yu followed or not. They only had one idea in their minds, asking for help.
From taking off his clothes, to taking a bath, to being beaten, Zhang Yu didn't do a single step and watched the whole process.
I also know why Ergouzi was able to jump all over himself. There are two pits in the toilet where Ergouzi went, and the two pits are right next to each other.
Anyone with a normal brain would throw it at the empty one, but Ergouzi didn't throw it like this, as if throwing it like this would make him look like he was no longer unique.
Just throw it into the hole where you are squatting. In this situation, normal people would hide for a while and wait until it explodes before going to the toilet.
Ergouzi didn't want to, so he had to squat quietly. Ergouzi underestimated the power of the hanging whip. The firecrackers at this time were all real gunpowder and were very powerful.
With a "bang" sound, the cesspit was like a volcano erupting, covering Ergouzi's buttocks, and by the way, a lot of it was also stained on his body.
Ergouzi became nervous, the soles of his feet slipped, and he squatted on the feces.
This is not even important. Zhang Yu’s purpose at that time was very clear, which was the firecrackers in Ergouzi’s hands.
Ergouzi's parents, seeing that Zhang Yu still didn't leave, asked Zhang Yu if something happened. Zhang Yu explained the reason and immediately gave all Ergouzi's firecrackers to Zhang Yu.
Seeing that the firecrackers were received, Zhang Yu happily left Ergouzi's house and showed off to his friends.
Later, Er Gouzi, who was released after serving his sentence, caught Zhang Yu and wanted his firecrackers back.
Zhang Yu was very loyal and left two firecrackers for Er Gouzi. Er Gouzi saw that there were only two firecrackers left, and Zhang Yu let the others go.
Just ask Zhang Yu to return it to him. What's Zhang Yu doing? In theory, these firecrackers were given by Er Gouzi's parents. They have something to do with Er Gouzi, but they don't have much to do with each other.
In order to stabilize Ergouzi, Zhang Yu came up with an idea to pay back three in a year, three in a year, so that Ergouzi could be whipped every year.
When Ergouzi heard it, he thought it would happen every year, so it must be a good deal every year.
I agreed to Zhang Yu's proposal. At that time, Zhang Yu and Hu Liuzi's son Sanzi played very well. Sanzi also had one at home. They all played with whips. Sanzi was also very generous to Zhang Yu and often could
Divide Zhang Yu into eight or nine whips to play with.
When I heard that whip-wiping was superior to whip-hanging, Zhang Yu felt a pain in his body when he thought of having two dogs and three sons. He didn't even have enough, but three were missing.
Zhang Yu thought of a way to fool Ergouzi.
"Brother Dog, have you ever played with a whip?"
"No, I've always played with hanging whips. What's the rubbing whip?"
Hehe, I don’t know. It’s okay not to know. Since I don’t know, then I’m fooling you.
"Brother Dog, look at you, you are so much older than me, how can you be so ignorant?"
"Let me tell you about this whip-wiping whip. The whip-wiping whip is only played by city kids."
"Look, I have a whip in my hand."
As he spoke, he raised the whip in his hand and walked around in front of Ergouzi.
When Er Gouzi heard this, he realized that the things in the city must be good things.
Er Gouzi was quite smart, and he suddenly thought that Zhang Yu owed him three whips.
"Then you, give me three whips. I won't ask for the three whips you owe me this year."
"Brother Dog, you are really panting. When you open your mouth, you have to wipe the whip with three people. Wiping the whip is much more expensive than hanging the whip. One wiper whip can be used by two three hanging whips."
"Don't say that brothers are unloyal. If you have such an expensive whip, I will divide it between you two, so the three of you will have the whip."
When Er Gouzi heard this, he thought it was indeed a good deal. Things in the city were certainly not cheap, and the three hanging whips were worthless. They were all cut secretly.
"Brother Yuzi, we are all about loyalty, so just give it to us."
The deal between the two of them was decided happily, and Zhang Yu had nothing to lose. The third son gave him the whip, and he gave it to the second son, so he could spare two less.
A village is only that big. When the third son heard that Zhang Yu had repaid Ergouzi two, he was afraid that Zhang Yu would be sad, so he gave Zhang Yu three more and told Zhang Yu that in the future, his third son would help pay off Ergouzi's debts.