Everyone in the room heard someone arriving, why did you come out of the room?
Looking at the good brothers they had not seen for a long time, the third son and the younger one were very excited. Seeing Zhang Yu holding something in his hand, they stopped hugging him and patted Zhang Yu on the shoulder to release their thoughts.
"You brat, you still know how to come back. You've been away for two years and you didn't even come to my wedding. I wonder if my brother misses you?"
"That's right, Third Brother is right. When you arrived in the city, you didn't reply to your letter. We don't know where you live, and we have nowhere to look for you."
Zhang Yu didn't want to defend himself against his good brother's complaints, but his words were full of complaints, but what he exuded was brotherly love.
"Third son, let's go inside and chat. It's so cold outside. Don't catch a cold."
The third son and daughter-in-law, seeing everyone in the courtyard being superior to each other endlessly, directly asked everyone to go back to the house.
As soon as my wife reminded me, everyone felt panicked from the cold.
"Yes, yes, yes, look at my brain, let's go, brothers, let's talk in the room."
Everyone returned to the house and sat on the kang to get rid of the chill.
Ergou put the lid on the pot on the table.
"Third son, guess who cooked these dishes."
Who else could think of me as a fool?
Who knows what brothers are capable of? No one in this room can do it except Yuzi.
Although I don’t know how Yuzi did it, it doesn’t stop Sanzi from knowing the correct answer.
"Okay, I just said this to you, it wasn't you who did it."
"I know that my second brother's craftsmanship is not bad, but it is still far away from these dishes."
"The little guy is with me again. Who else could it be besides Yuzi?"
Haha, when did these three guys become so smart? Didn't they agree to be stupid together? Why did they leave the organization?
"Okay, Brother Dog, let's put it on quickly. At this point, everyone is hungry."
Zhang Yu really can't stand watching this kind of plot. Is this playing Patrick Star and SpongeBob SquarePants?
Seeing that the dishes were all placed, Zhang Yu touched his plate and found that the temperature was OK.
Open the cap of the wine bottle and pour it for the brothers.
"Hey, Yuzi, pour some for my wife too."
"What, my sister-in-law drinks too?"
Zhang Yu was new here and didn't understand the strength of his third son-in-law, so everyone forgave him.
Now that we have mentioned this, the second brother has something to say.
"Third son, don't look down on Xiao Xing. Apart from you, there is no one else in this room who has not been put down by her."
"If in ancient times, Xiao Xing would have been designated as Sun Erniang, that kind of heroic woman."
Everyone in the room was dissatisfied with Xiao Xing's drinking capacity, especially Sanzi.
He knew his wife's drinking capacity so well that on the wedding day, Sanzi and Xiaoxing toasted. As a husband, Sanzi showed due consideration.
"Xiao Xing, when you toast later, just drink less. I'm here."
"Well, third brother, I understand, I listen to you."
The third son is ready to get drunk and then rest.
While waiting for the toast, the third son was dumbfounded. He looked at his wife and drank one cup at a time.
Didn’t I make it clear just now? Didn’t I say drink less?
But when the time comes, we can only bite the bullet and do it, one cup for Xiaoxing and one cup for Sanzi.
Everyone praised the third son for finding a good wife and being a happy person.
What a fart, Sanzi felt like his head was going to explode. After drinking so much wine, his head had already turned into a ball of mush.
Seeing Xiao Xing not having enough fun, Sanzi muttered in her heart, how can this girl be so good at drinking.
She looks like a quiet girl, but she has such a good drinking capacity?
After the toast was over, Sanzi swayed around, pulled Xiao Xing, and found a remote place.
"Xiao Xiao..., Xiao Xiao Xing, just..., didn't you just say, less, less, less, drink less?"
At this moment, Sanzi couldn't stand upright with his legs, and his mouth couldn't wake up.
Seeing that Sanzi was so uncomfortable, Xiaoxing quickly helped Sanzi to sit down on the pier.
"Third brother, I'm sorry, I misunderstood what you meant. I thought you wanted me to take a sip."
Phew~, shit, is that what I meant?
The third son was trembling and gave a thumbs up to Xiaoxing. I am impressed by your understanding. I am really impressed.
If he doesn't accept it anymore, he will lie down on the ground. Sanzi waved his hand and told Xiaoxing not to talk but to be quiet and sober up.
I kept muttering in my heart, how can this girl be so good at drinking? She is just like a drunkard.
"Xing, tell me honestly, how much wine can you drink?"
This question must be asked by the third son. It is related to a man’s dignity.
"Third brother, why are you asking me this?"
"Don't worry about why I asked, just tell me."
Seeing Sanzi's serious expression, Xiao Xing was quite panicked, why did she ask this question?
"I, I, I, I don't know how much I can drink."
Seeing the disbelief on Sanzi's face, Xiaoxing became anxious.
"I really don't know how much I can drink, I haven't measured it."
"I drank with my father. I don't know how much I drank. I remember that my father fell asleep while drinking."
Xiaoxing’s father’s nickname is very popular among the three sons.
Xiao Xing’s father is said to be incapable of drinking. If anyone is not convinced within a hundred miles, Xiao Xing’s father will put him down.
I’ve never heard of Xiaoxing’s father falling asleep while drinking.
The third son has learned about his father-in-law's drinking ability. It was precisely because he had never drunk that his father-in-law agreed to marry Xiao Xing to him.
"Xing, don't brag. I've learned a lot about my father-in-law's ability to drink. He's not an ordinary drinker."
"You said you could drink your father-in-law down, do you think I believe it or not?"
Xiao Xing knew that the third son didn't believe it, so she simply supported the third son and sat next to her father-in-law.
"Dad, tell Third Brother, did you fall asleep while our family was drinking?"
My father-in-law was enjoying a drink with his friends at the same table, but he didn’t expect that his daughter would come to pick on him.
"What are you telling me? I don't understand what you are saying. Please help San'er quickly and go back to the house to rest. San'er has drunk a lot like this."
After hearing his father-in-law's answer, the third son smiled at Xiao Xing.
Xiao Xing looked at her father and sat down on the stool without telling the truth.
"No need to rest, third brother and I are just here to drink with you."
After saying that, he picked up the wine on the table, poured it for the third brother and himself, and picked up the wine glass.
"Dear uncles, thank you for coming to the wedding. I am here to thank you."
After finishing speaking, he took a sip of the wine in the wine glass. The third son saw that his wife had already drank, so he had to follow suit and drank it all in one sip.
I originally wanted to pick up the dish with chopsticks to suppress the spicy taste in my mouth, but Xiao Xing didn’t give her a chance.
I drank a pound of wine in a row, completely knocking San Zi to his knees. There were only a few people sitting at the table. Either they drank too much and left, or they were so drunk that they couldn't walk.
, have the same virtue as the third son.
This also made everyone fully aware of the new daughter-in-law’s drinking capacity, and the third son had a deep understanding of Xiaoxing’s drinking capacity.
From then on, the number of times the third son drank at home was very rare, and he basically drank with the second brother and the others at home.
The reason why I drink less is because my wife has a good drinking capacity and I can't drink it myself. If word spreads that I, a grown man, can't drink a woman, it will definitely make the young and old men in the village laugh out loud.