"Shut up, Zhuzhu, and say less. Don't you see that I'm dealing with something?"
As soon as Yi Zhonghai spoke, Shazhu immediately stopped talking. After all, he was the Yazhidie whom he recognized. No, he was the godfather, the godfather whom he recognized.
"Xu Damao, do you have any objections to my proposal?"
Of course I have opinions. Five yuan is enough for what, that is, I can buy two chickens. Am I short of two chickens?
Xu Damao must not be willing to give in. Silly Zhu covets Qin Huairu's body. Xu Damao is not willing to be outdone. Naturally, he also likes this. Cao Cao is a role model.
When she was about to object, Lou Xiaoe covered her mouth.
"Master, we have no objection, we all listen to you." Lou Xiao'e said quickly.
Who agreed? Xu Damao stared with big eyes, looking at Lou Xiaoe who was so angry that he agreed to anything. Who is in charge?
Lou Xiao'e doesn't think so. The position of the uncle is still very important in the compound. Xu Damao is a talkative person. If he offends the uncle, he will not be able to live in the future.
"Since Xu Damao and his wife agreed, things will be done as I said. Qin Huairu will compensate Xu Damao five yuan."
"Okay, that's it for now. Let's break up the meeting."
Xu Damao was able to stare now. The matter had been determined. What else could he say? He gave Lou Xiao'e a hard look, but fortunately, he still made five yuan without losing money.
Anyway, I didn’t buy those two chickens myself, they were given to me by others, so I think I earned five yuan in vain.
Xu Damao agreed, but Qin Huairu refused.
"Uncle, no way, uncle."
"Five yuan is our monthly ration. If we take out these five yuan, we really have no money to eat."
"Uncle, please take pity on our family. You can't let Dongxu's children go hungry."
Qin Huairu held on to Yi Zhonghai's arm and kept crying, crying about his family. He was afraid that Yi Zhonghai would not agree, so he pulled out Jia Dongxu who had just left.
"Qin Huairu, don't be so shameless. I think five yuan is too little. If the uncle hadn't spoken to you, you would have spent at least ten yuan with me."
"Fuck you, Xu Damao, how could your mother give birth to a piece of shit like you?"
Damn it, you don’t need to look at these mother-in-law statements, it’s designated by the old lady Jia Zhang.
"Old lady Jia, stop spouting shit here. My mother, my mother is good. At least she gave birth to me and raised me."
"Look at you, not only did you kill old Jia Ke, but also Jia Dongxuke, and you have the nerve to mention the word mom."
"Look at the fat one. You look like an old sow about to be slaughtered. You look like a lazy sow waiting to die. If I compare you with an old sow, it's an insult to the old sow."
He is worthy of being an old poisoner in the courtyard. Look at Jia Zhang’s face, which is red, yellow, blue and green. It seems that the poison is too deep and needs scraping to heal the wounds!
"Okay, well said, croak croak croak."
Oh my god, it’s so exciting.
Zhang Yu quickly put down the bowl and clapped his hands vigorously. Zhang Yu felt that the TV series was a bit too subtle. Listen to Xu Damao's mouth. Hey, it's so damn enjoyable.
This look of gloating about others' misfortune made Jia Zhang's face completely dark with anger.
"Hey, hey, look at Aunt Jia's face. It's true that her face has changed color after eating decades of extra salt, hehe."
Hearing what Zhang Yu said, everyone couldn't help but cast their eyes on Jia Zhang's face.
Hey, it’s really true, my face will change color.
"It's true, grandma's face will change color. Mom, look, grandma's face is black."
This opened Banggeng's eyes. I didn't expect that my grandma had such a unique skill, but Banggeng didn't think black looked good because Banggeng liked green.
Jia Zhang didn't expect that her beloved grandson would also give her an invisible blow at this moment. Jia Zhang felt that she couldn't see anyone anymore, so she turned around and stepped on her two elephant legs, twisting as well as the other.
The big butt of the old sow ran back home.
"Hey, grandma, don't leave. I haven't seen enough yet. Please turn it green for me."
Banggeng felt that he hadn't seen enough, so he dragged his two younger sisters and followed Jia and Zhang back home.
Did you see, this is what it’s like to be an older brother. When encountering something beautiful like this, the first thing you want to do is share it with your sister.
The residents who had not left all laughed, especially Xu Damao, who gave Zhang Yu a thumbs up.
"Zhang Yu, go home quickly and stop fanning the flames here."
Yi Zhonghai was really tired. He pressed this and that, and every one of them was stinging.
"Uncle, aren't you finished yet? I haven't seen enough yet. You continue to act and I will continue to watch."
"Go back, don't look anymore, I'm going to be bored to death by you guys, go back to your house and eat your food, hurry up."
Yi Zhonghai collapsed and yelled at Zhang Yu crazily.
Hey, Xiba, God damn can't get enough of this. What's there to see? I've been starving myself for most of the day just for a chicken.
This kid Zhang Yu even wants to feed himself with chicken. Damn it, I can’t stand it.
"Tch, if you don't want to see it, you won't let me see it. Why are you so angry?"
Just as Zhang Yu was about to pick up the stool and leave, he suddenly thought of something, turned around and said to Yi Zhonghai.
"Uncle, don't be angry at your age. The doctor said that anger hurts the liver, kidneys, stomach, lungs, makes you sad, and finally hurts the brain, and you will suffer from cerebral hemorrhage."
"Ah, get out of here and stop talking. If you keep talking, I will really have a cerebral hemorrhage."
Yi Zhonghai was as angry as a little hamster, jumping up and down, pointing to the backyard, telling Zhang Yu to get out of here.
This is right, this is a living person, not an NPC in the plot at all. Zhang Yu is very sensitive now. He will speak more in the future and ask Yi Zhonghai to perform for himself, one Buddha is born, and two Buddhas ascend to heaven.
Dudududududu... Dudududu, pick up my beloved little stool, it will never make trouble. Pick up my beloved little stool, I will be home soon...
When he got home, Zhang Kai put the small stool under the table. Ah, what an interesting day. This is much more interesting than playing games.
Looking at the fried chicken in the pot, there is still a lot left uneaten. Forget it, let’s eat some noodles tomorrow.
Wait a minute, what were you thinking about just now? Next noodles?
Where’s the noodles?
Zhang Yu finally remembered that he didn't buy noodles. Why? Because he simply forgot about it and only thought about fried chicken and rice.
Damn it, how can we fix it, Fuck, Dudrak, whatever fucking pig brains, we can all forget this.
After looking at the rice, there was still a thin layer of bottom left, and the memory of the original owner popped out.
Brother, instead of thinking about what to eat tomorrow morning, take a look at the northeast corner.
Take a look at it, hey, haha, stick noodles, not delicious.
Brother, you are quite a picky eater. There is nothing you can do about it. Who told you that your brain is like a pig’s? Thank you for inheriting my only family property. I wish you a happy life, brother.
OK, brother, I wish you a happy death.
Zhang Yu used his brain to figure out how to eat stick noodles.
By the way, brother, there are eight more eggs. I forgot to mention them. Okay, I've finished explaining them. I hope you have a happy life. Goodbye.
Brother, I will always remember you and wish you a happy death, Amen.
I’ve thought about breakfast tomorrow, fried rice with eggs, it’s a really happy decision.
Zhang Kai found the eggs, put them on the chopping board, took out the fried chicken in a basin, covered it with a pot lid, and was done.
I took my backpack, lay on the bed, took out my notes, started from the first page, and reviewed them slowly.