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Chapter 219: Wife Cao is not as good as me

 Wearing this body in the ice and snow forest is not like peach and plum mixed with fragrant dust.

Suddenly, the fragrance spreads all night, spreading like spring throughout the universe.

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Xuan Tomb Mountain is said to be the place where Yu Taixuan, the governor of Qingzhou, lived in seclusion and was buried in his later years.

According to the legend, Yu Taixuan was kind and tolerant by nature. On the day of his tomb, thousands of swallows (Xuan birds) came to build his tomb with earth in their hands, hence the name Xuan Tomb Mountain.

This place is in the southwest of Dengwei Mountain, with continuous peaks and green mountains, covering a radius of dozens of miles, with towering ancient trees and plum blossoms everywhere.

It's the early spring season, and flowers are blooming for dozens of miles. The white plums are like snow, and the flowers are like the sea. The breeze blows, and the faint fragrance floats. It is a real "sea of ​​fragrant snow".

In his previous life, Jia Lian had only seen plum blossom bonsai once in the Beijing Botanical Garden, and he was so sick that he was about to die. How had he ever seen such a spectacular scene of plum blossoms all over the mountains and plains before him?

At this time, he walked up the mountain path, strolled among the sparse shadows of the branches, and breathed in the refreshing fragrance of plum blossoms. He suddenly felt that he was already an elegant person inside and out.

To be elegant, you need to be quiet. If you make a noise like a toad and dance like an aunt, you will not be elegant even if you kill yourself.

Fortunately, Jia Lian didn't bring Zhuyu and Qingwen's noisy grandsons with him, and Fa'er who followed him didn't like to talk much, but Xing'er was also a noisy grandson, and with him by his side, he was so elegant!

Therefore, Jia Lian ordered Xing'er and Fa'er to stay twenty feet away from him and follow him at a distance, so as not to disturb his elegant act of "walking in the snow to look for plum blossoms".

Of course, in this place in the south, the legendary elegant thing like "walking on the snow to look for plum blossoms" is not difficult because "looking for plum blossoms", because you can manage enough plum blossoms, but "walking on the snow" is too difficult because there is less snow.

In fact, what Jia Lian is looking forward to is not plum blossoms or snow, but the jade among the twelve golden hairpins.

If you want to be clean, how can you ever be clean? The clouds are not necessarily empty.

Poor gold and jade, eventually sinking into the mud.

It's pitiful that a beauty has fallen, it's so regrettable.

The original book "A Dream of Red Mansions" says that Miaoyu became a monk at Panxiang Temple in Xuan Tomb Mountain. The tea she later gave Baoyu, Daiyu and Baochai drank was still the plum blossom snow water collected at Panxiang Temple.
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So elegant, so elegant!

It would be a pity in life if we could not catch a glimpse of such an elegant and beautiful woman.

Jia Lian imagined that amidst the overwhelming, pure and cool white plum blossoms, he pushed open the chaimen shrouded in clouds and mist, walked into the solemn and quiet Buddhist monastery, and saw the beauties Miaoyu and Baizi outside the threshold who were not out of touch with the secular world and had a cool and graceful appearance.

Burning in the seat, the plum blossom tent is dusty, and the bells and chimes are on the pillow to listen to...

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Jia Lian was looking elegant and graceful when he was suddenly disturbed by a burst of harsh noise. It was like smelling shit while enjoying a delicious meal, which really ruined the scenery.

Under the cover of plum blossoms, I couldn’t see who was coming, but I could only hear someone walking down the mountain, cursing loudly:

"Ah! What a shameless little nun! What a shameless little whore!

Using an old nun as a shield? And letting two old ladies attack people? Bah!

Do you really think she is still the daughter of a rich family? Is it amazing to be literate? Can you make a living with knowledge? Bah!

Doesn’t she know that all her family members are dead? She is just a stinky girl! A stinky bitch!

You don’t even shave your hair, aren’t you just holding it in and still want to return to secular life and get married? Since you are all looking for a man, who can’t you look for? Why are you pretending to be a three-hearted woman! Bah!”

Others are also making vulgar abuse:

"Look at her pretending to be pure and innocent! That's bullshit! She doesn't know how to be coquettish and shameless behind her back!

Isn’t it great to be a nun? Not a nun or a nun? The most despicable one!

The old ladies in the Jile Nunnery on the other side of the mountain are quiet, leaving women who come to the mountain to worship Buddha and ask for children to live in their nunnery, eating and drinking well while waiting for the men to go to sleep.

There is also Guanyin Nunnery next to Xianghe Temple. The head nun there, Jiu Mie, is no more serious than any other nun.

The result? Bullshit! Not to mention messing around with the monks of Xianghe Temple. As long as there are men staying overnight, there are more than a dozen bone-scraping steel knives in their nunnery scraping day and night. Any man who goes in will have a narrow escape.

, not many can make it out alive.

You know, ‘Aunt Taishan’? They are all the same kind of despicable things!”

Then another frivolous voice laughed and said:

"Is there anyone else you don't know?

Not to mention Taishan, the old nun Kongzhao from Baiyi Nunnery here has also learned that trick.

They are a white nunnery where prostitutes are hired as nuns. They all practice with their hair. It is said that they can play the piano, write poems, and recite sutras. However, they still wear the plain clothes and robes of nuns. At one time, they are solemn monks, and at other times they are romantic.

The person on the bed may be pretty at one time, elegant at another, and so on, only the wealthy and powerful pilgrims can afford to enjoy it."

"Ah! God is blind!

They rich people can enjoy the sister-in-law of Baiyi'an, but we brothers can't enjoy the sister-in-law of Panxiang Temple?

Let me tell you guys, let’s go back first and have a good meal and drink. Ah! Wait for tonight, let’s give them a ‘Bawang’s hard bow’!

I just see that the wonderful jade in Panxiang Temple is a thousand times more beautiful than the Fa Lian in Baiyi'an! Bah!"

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Miaoyu?

It turns out that Miaoyu is really here!

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As the mountain road turned, five or six men walked down, all in their twenties. They were dressed in ordinary clothes, but they wore their hats on one side and their clothes on the other side. It was obvious at a glance that all of them were scoundrels.

The leader was a fat man with a big face like a Japanese melon, two big eyebrows like a sea cucumber, a big nose like a garlic, and two big lips like a sausage. He looked like a big vegetable basket in the kitchen.

When this man saw Jia Lian, who was tall and tall, had a face like a powder, and was even more handsome than Pan An, he became even more jealous. He frowned and glared, pointed at Jia Lian and said angrily to the others:

"Ah! Look!

Isn't that little nun Miaoyu a prude? This pretty boy, at first glance, he went up the mountain to fool around with her!"

Behind him was a short rogue like a hozen. Seeing that Jia Lian was decently dressed but only single, not even a book boy, he became more courageous, so he opened his small voice and said in a frivolous tone:

"Young pretty boy, you have no good intentions.

One look at his character, and he must have gone to have a private meeting with the little nun.

Scholars with their looks like to pretend to be elegant and romantic through sour words and fake jealousy, but in fact they are the most despicable ones!

But those prettier little nuns and beauties are willing to be fooled as soon as they see their prettier fair faces, and they can't wait to chase after them and pledge themselves to them.

But we, the real reckless heroes and reputable men, are not liked by beauties.

Women, with their long hair and short knowledge, how can they understand the great truth of ‘justice kills more dogs’?”

When the ugly fat man heard this, he felt that it was a "white-faced boy" like Jia Lian who had taken away his position in the beauty's heart. He became even more angry, so he leaned sideways, squinted his eyes, and came towards Jia Lian:

"Hey! Ouch!

You little pretty boy who wants to have an affair, grandpa wants to do justice to God today, and he must beat you into a ‘bloody gourd face’!”


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