Seeing that the momentum was not good, Jia Lian did not hesitate at all, turned around and ran away.
Those who know the current affairs are heroes. Six of them will fight one. I don’t know how to use the Tathagata Palm. If I don’t run away, I will be a fool.
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The ugly fat man was very surprised:
"Ah! Look, this pretty boy can run faster than a rabbit!
Ah, ah! Chase him, chase him! Chase with me! If you catch up, you will pour urine into his mouth!"
The other five people were all used to bullying. When they saw that Jia Lian was a softie, they all were eager to catch up and bully him.
The six people immediately wiped away the decadence and resentment just now, and immediately became energetic. They showed the most ferocious and ferocious expressions, punched and stamped their feet, chased Jia Lian with their big golden swords, and shouted:
"Break his legs!"
"Kill him!"
"Pee and shit on him!"
"Find another wild dog to rape the corpse!"
The six brothers shouted more happily than they chased.
As they turned along the road, they saw Jia Lian, who had just run away in embarrassment, panting and sitting on a big stone by the roadside, with two young men with thin arms and thin legs standing next to him.
As soon as the six people stopped, the young men on Jia Lian's right, who were thirteen or four, pointed at them and cursed:
"Hey! Who are you? Dare you come after our Second Master Lian?
If you are all tired of living, find a latrine to lay your corpse in!
Our second master always only wears new shoes, so it’s really disgusting to meet you stinky shit chasing after you and begging to be stepped on!"
Jia Lian nodded:
Xing'er's quarrel with Qingwen is unmistakable!
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"Hey! A pretty boy with two chicks! Brothers! One of them will be beaten, and the two of them will be beaten too. The six of us are going to go on a killing spree today!"
The little rogue Hozen decided that six against three would be his side, so he had to show off his heroic spirit. With a straight back, he actually stood in front of the ugly fat man.
As a result, I got a hard kick from the ugly fat man:
"I'm the boss! Luo Xiaoyi, get out of here!"
The ugly fat man pointed at Jia Lian and said with a contemptuous smile:
"Hmph! Before I beat you, I'll let you learn a lot!
I won’t change my name when I’m doing it, and I won’t change my surname when I’m sitting down. The famous Bai Daxia, ‘I’m not afraid of destroying the heavens and not afraid of calling on the King of Hell’!
The six of us brothers are the "Six Unparalleled Heroes" who are praised by everyone for their heroic deeds and righteousness in Gusu City, hahahaha~~
We brothers have always been chivalrous and upright, fighting against injustice. Today I saw you, a little pervert, running to Xuan Tomb Mountain to have an affair with the shameless little nun Miaoyu from Panxiang Temple. I will do justice to God and arrest you.
You and the little nun go to see the official together!"
Luo Xiaoyi, who had just been kicked and was still grinning, understood immediately when he heard this, rushed over and hid behind Daxia Bai, and added:
"Exactly! Exactly!
As the saying goes, 'Catch a thief and get dirty, catch an adulterer and get both', our six heroes caught you, the adulterer, in our hands, let's see how that little nun can still default on his debts?
If you dare not to admit it, don’t blame us Six Heroes for beating you to the ground!”
Xing'er put his hands on his hips, shook his pubic area, and cursed:
"Bah, bah, bah! You six have such stinky mouths! Did you all grow up eating dog shit?
Our second master just got off the boat, where do you know the little nun you are talking about?
You don’t care who you are targeting when you spit blood? Is Mr. Lian from the capital worthy of being messed with by you six idiots who don’t know how to die?”
A squinting man next to Daxia Bai sneered:
"Who cares about you, Mr. Lian and Mr. Gui from the capital! I've never heard of it!
When you come to our land in Suzhou, you have to listen to our "Six Unparalleled Heroes".
Go and find out who our Big Brother Bai is? Do you know what black and white are all about?
If you offend our Big Brother Bai, I will kill you when I see you in the world, and I will kill you when I see you in the government! I don’t even know how you died!"
Daxia Bai was very proud of being flattered by his younger brother, and he laughed and said:
"This pretty boy looks pretty good, but his nose is too straight and I don't like it!
Brothers, go give me a slap in the face!"
At this time, Jia Lian, who was sitting on the stone, already looked relaxed, and deliberately covered his face after hearing this:
"Ouch, don't come up and slap me in the face. Didn't you just say you were going to break your legs?"
Daxia Bai laughed out loud at Jia Lian's cowardly appearance:
"The legs will be broken! The nose will also be crooked!
We, the ‘Six Heroes of the World’, once we say something, it’s hard to catch up with eight horses! Oh, bah!”
While talking, use both hands to move:
"Come on! Say hello! You're welcome!"
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Jia Lian rolled his eyes at Fa'er, who was standing on his left hand, ready for action:
"Did you hear that? I've been told that I want both, so you're welcome."
Fa'er was a little hesitant, cowardly and didn't move:
"Only the nose can be hit on the face? No other parts can be touched?
What if I accidentally hit my eye?"
Jia Lian rolled his eyes and gnashed his teeth:
"Are you so accurate?
You see, Mr. Bai, this fight is going to knock out your second front tooth on the left side of the center, so he will never damage the middle front tooth even a little bit."
Fa'er nodded seriously: "Then I'll try my best!"
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"One leg...one nose...two legs...two noses..."
Don't tell me, the "Chaofeng Department" used to be called the "Sweeping Department". This kind of sanitation department with a long history is indeed very clean in its work.
Although there were only "clicks" and "ouch" sounds, it seemed like something was serious, but there was no blood on the ground.
When working, I think very thoughtfully.
First break a leg, breaking the bone without breaking the skin, and then hit the nose. Before hitting, grab the person's clothes and wrap the head. In this way, even if the nose bleeds, it will all flow to the clothes, absolutely ensuring that the ground is clean.<
/p>
Although there was no blood, Jia Lian still felt soft-hearted. He simply turned around and did not look at the tragic scene without blood. He only listened to Fa'er's counting of "how many legs and noses".
Xing'er didn't know the origin of Fa'er, but he had long understood that Jia Lian was a powerful figure now. He would never ask about things that shouldn't be asked, and never say anything that was not allowed to be said.
At this time, he also followed Jia Lian and turned around, laughing and joking with Jia Lian:
"Second Master, why does what Fa Er read sound so familiar?
Is it like what the children on the street sing: ‘A toad has one mouth, two eyes and four legs; two toads have two mouths, four eyes and eight legs’?”
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While talking, Fa'er has finished his work:
"Second Master, the beating is finished, no more, no less. Can you take a look?"
Jia Lian turned around and was suddenly surprised:
"Oh——
Fa'er, your plastic surgery skills are amazing. You are like the reborn parents of the "Fantastic Six"!
With their noses crooked, they are all much more handsome than before!"
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Jia Lian sat upright and said kindly to Daxia Bai, who was grimacing and ouching:
"Now tell me, what are you six toads going to do when you go to Panxiang Temple?"
Jia Lian feels that this matter is not that simple.