Even though he is ugly, he still follows me and peeks at me. I hate him, but it’s not a big sin, right?
Even if the person is a monster and has not taken the initiative to provoke me, it would not be appropriate to go up and fight him, right? Sun Wukong doesn’t lead anyone who is so unruly in martial arts.
Jia Lian decided to ignore the old monster and just keep an eye out.
So Jia Lian began to knock on the door knocker.
As a result, after knocking three times, I heard a woman’s voice yelling angrily from inside:
"You still want to show off! We all know it's the six of you!
If you make trouble again and disturb our Qing Dynasty, we will go to the government office to file a complaint!"
The voice was full of energy, and Jia Lian was sure it was not Miaoyu.
It is not an exaggeration to be ignorant, Jia Lian said politely:
"My surname is Jia. This is my first time coming to Xuan Tomb Mountain. I have been admiring Panxiang Temple for a long time. I want to go into the temple to worship Buddha. Could you please ask the junior master to open the door?"
He immediately replied:
"There is a sign at the door, this temple does not accept pilgrims."
Jia Lian turned around and saw a wooden sign nailed to the wall outside the temple door, which read:
"Three things we don't do in this temple:
Don’t open the temple door, don’t receive incense, don’t do the monastery.”
Jia Lian grinned:
"Since the temple door is not open, why do you want to build such a big door in your temple?"
Xing'er immediately responded:
"Deaf ears - just to look good.
If their temple doesn’t build a gate, where will this plaque be hung?”
At this time, I heard footsteps again inside, and then an old female voice said slowly:
"Miaoshan, are those six donors still causing trouble outside?"
"Master, a benefactor came from outside and said he wanted to come into the temple.
I don’t know if those six thugs are up to something again, so be careful.”
"You have kind thoughts in your heart, Miao Shan." After the old nun said this, she cleared her throat again and said outside through the door:
"The poor nun is the abbot of Panxiang Temple. He has a clear name. He is here to salute the donor through the wall."
Since he was so polite, Jia Lian could not be rude and quickly replied:
"My Majesty, Jia Lian, I have paid tribute to Mrs. Ran. It is really rude to come here without permission."
Master Mingran heard that Jia Lian's voice was clear and his words were polite, so he continued:
"Donor Jia doesn't know that this temple is a place where bhikkhunis devote themselves to spiritual cultivation. People from the world will inevitably have a lot of inconvenience when they enter the temple.
This trip is tiring for the donor, who has worked all the way here, but is not allowed to enter. It is really a last resort, and I ask the donor for your forgiveness."
People say all the kind words to this extent. No matter how disappointing Jia Lian is, he can't act like a fool to get in, can he?
Jia Lian had no choice but to bite the bullet, said a few polite words, and finally left obediently.
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Xing'er scratched his head and looked at Jia Lian's dejected look. He guessed that he was depressed because he couldn't see the stunning little nun mentioned by the "Six Lame Men" just now - the second master was absolutely lustful at heart, and Xing'er always felt this way.
Believe.
After thinking for a while, Xing'er Gui Gui Gui Naodao came up to him and whispered:
"Second Master, we have come all the way here. Even if we don't go in, why don't we just walk around the temple?
If we happen to see a back door or something, we can say that ‘the thief never escapes empty-handed’, right?”
"Nonsense! What's the word 'Thieves don't leave empty-handed'! A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!" Jia Lian slapped Xing'er on the back of the head, but she also felt that what he said made sense, "That's called 'Don't come back empty-handed when you enter Baoshan Mountain'
, uneducated!"
In fact, it didn’t hurt, but Xing’er deliberately covered his head and grinned, but he still had to say:
"Second Master is wise, if the ivory comes out of the dog's mouth, will the ivory still be valuable?"
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There is a small wooden door on the back wall of Panxiang Temple.
Jia Lian and the others just walked near the back door and happened to hear someone talking inside the back door, so the three of them hurriedly hid behind a tree.
The door latch clicked, and the back door opened a crack. First a nun stuck her head out and looked around. When she saw no one around, she opened the door.
Two women dressed in ordinary clothes walked out of the door first, each carrying two buckets of water. They poured the water outside the courtyard wall.
Then he carried the bucket on a pole and went out along the mountain road.
Another little girl dressed in ordinary clothes came out and threw a dustpan of snow-white goose feathers far away.
The little girl fiddled with the wall for a while before going in again.
The little nun who had just poked her head out came out to look down the mountain, and then waved to another little nun. The two of them leaned against the wall with their hands folded, and began to complain:
"Let's have a clean place. The group of scoundrels who blocked the door and scolded us just now were all created by that wonderful monster."
"Master is the same. When the Bayeux scriptures came to Chang'an Temple, I only took her to read them. That's why I provoked that yamen halfway and caused trouble for us serious monks."
"With her appearance, how does she look like a serious monk? How can there be a monk who is served by two wives and a maid every day?
She does mischief all day long, washing clothes, tables and chairs every day, washing the floor of the house, and washing the yard. She even asks the old lady to wash the sycamore tree outside her window twice a day. Isn’t this sick? p>
From morning to night, she washes her hands dozens of times, and after washing her hands, she also soaks them with her own fragrant paste. There is a strange fragrance all over her body. It seems like she is the only clean person in the world.
Human-like"
"Isn't that right? She dislikes this and that, but she doesn't know that she is the most annoying.
Look around our temple, apart from Master and the maids and wives she brought, who else has ever spoken to her?"
"We are ignoring her? Amitabha, my Bodhisattva, it is clearly her who is ignoring us."
"Everyone is a monk, so why does she have to be different?
Master always teaches us that monks must not be discriminatory, so why should we treat her differently? Is she nobler than us?"
"Amitabha, maybe our wonderful master is really nobler than us.
Look at her style. She looks more like the Queen than the Queen. Have you ever seen a monk who uses a toilet with fragrant wood powder in it and covers it with goose feathers after use?"
"People cover themselves with goose feathers because they are afraid that the smell will sting them."
"Hehe, it turns out that she also knows that she also pees and poops?
It turns out that she also knows that her feces and urine are not sandalwood-scented? Hahahaha——"
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Behind the tree.
Jia Lian frowned upon hearing this.
Xing'er grinned after hearing this.
Fa'er's face was expressionless upon hearing this.
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At this time, the two women came back carrying water.
When they entered, the two nuns followed them into the temple.
There was a "clang" sound as the door latch was inserted, and then there was no more sound.
Jia Lian turned around and strode away.
Xing'er chased him far away:
"Second Master, Second Master, why didn't you come over and take a look just now?"
"What are you looking at?
Look at the pile of white goose feathers. Is there any beauty shit in it?"
Xing'er grinned and frowned, and reminded in a low voice:
"Second Master, it's not elegant for him to talk like that."
Jia Lian angrily grabbed Xing'er's ears and shouted:
"Elegance! Elegance! No matter how beautiful the beauty is, she still has no elegance when she poops!"
Xing'er is really grinning this time:
"It hurts, it hurts... Erye, let go... maybe the beauty's poop really smells like sandalwood!"