Chapter 432: Landlords are so scared that they pee
Xing'er scratched his head:
"What does it mean to be a landlord?"
Jia Lian was too lazy to explain to him and waved his hand like a fly:
"You're not done yet, are you? Hurry up and buy coffin nails!"
"It's your order!" Xing'er jumped up and ran outside, still shouting, "Second Master, just wait for my 'buy one, get two free' offer!"
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Jia Lian went back to the room and sat down, pointing at the loudspeaker:
"Why aren't you tying this up? What should I do if he struggles with it after tying it up later?"
The frightened Big Speaker crawled under Jia Lian's feet like crazy, reaching out to hug his thigh.
Fortunately, a catcher had quick hands and feet and grabbed Big Horn by the collar.
The loudspeaker cried desperately:
"Grandpa, please spare my life...Grandpa, please spare my little one...Grandpa, ask me, I will tell you everything I know!
Our shopkeeper just told me to go find Mr. He, the steward of Prince Zhongshun's Mansion. He is our shopkeeper's eldest brother and the mistress of our shopkeeper's wife.
They have been adulterers and adulterers for several years. Even our shopkeeper’s two sons are Uncle He’s sons. As long as Uncle He comes to our shopkeeper’s house, our shopkeeper will make room for them that day and come to our pawn shop to spend the night.
, I don’t dare to go back until dawn, and I have to bring breakfast to two people when I go back..."
Jia Lian frowned upon hearing this.
This loudspeaker is really a big loudspeaker. How can such a "veteran" cuckold story be shouted out in such a high and loud voice?
But if you think about it, you don’t have to worry about the cuckold shopkeeper not being able to bear the blow. I guess he’s gotten used to wearing the cuckold after so many years.
Jia Lian glanced at Ye Qiming:
"Shopkeeper Lu... Uh, Shopkeeper Ye, let me ask you one last time, is your guy right?"
Ye Qiming's face is greener than jade and greener than green.
When Jia Lian asked him, he quickly trembled and replied:
"Second Master, spare your life...don't...don't nail me...please forgive me, Second Master...What he said is right. Those two sons are not mine. They were born to my wife and He Jin. I...I...my...
Not good at that, my eldest daughter was adopted..."
"Get out!"
Jia Lian was so angry that he wanted to curse!
I’m not an expert in a men’s hospital, why do I care about your shit!
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"Second Master!"
Xing'er rushed back like a gust of wind, holding two big nails like small mallets in his hands and carrying a small basket on his back.
"Second Master, look, I just said it was too small. These coffin nails are one foot three inches long and eight-sided. Are they big enough?
The doctor will be here soon. He went back to get ginseng. He said that as long as he hangs himself with the ginseng soup, he will not die in ten days and a half."
While talking, he took off the small basket on his back and presented the treasure to Jia Lian:
"Second Master, look! What is this!"
Jia Lian didn't bother to go up and take a look, so he waved his hand:
"Pour it out."
Xing'er excitedly turned the basket upside down, and a large amount of taro rolled out.
Jia Lian spat:
"Foodie!"
Xing'er chuckled:
"Second Master, this is not food, this is a treasure."
As he said this, the live treasure grabbed a taro, came to the old elm tree, and pretended to be tied up with a rope, with his tongue nailed to the old elm tree. Then with a wicked smile on his face, he made the gesture of wiping the taro on his body: "The second master doesn't know that when the taro is raw, once the skin is peeled off, there will be sticky juice inside. As long as it touches people, it will itch terribly.
Second Master, think about it, if the tongue is nailed to the tree and it doesn't move, it will be boring.
But if you put this taro juice all over his body... whatever, just a little bit... hehe..."
Xing'er immediately stood on tiptoes, stuck out his tongue, and writhed in pain.
Not to mention Ye Qiming, Da Xiaoxiao and Lai Da, all the arresters present were also terrified.
"Little Hammer" whispered to "Iron Fist" quietly:
"Master, I finally understand. This second master Lian and this little hozen are a pair of ruthless people. Anyone with a little bit of human heart would never come up with such an inhumane and evil idea."
Tietouer sincerely sighed:
"It seems that I am getting old and I am still not ruthless enough."
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Lai Da's jaw was removed and he couldn't make a sound. Ye Qiming and Big Speaker completely collapsed.
Especially the loudspeaker, I was so frightened that I pulled my pants and made the whole room cover their noses.
Jia Lian rushed directly to the yard and waved his hands:
"Quick, quick, get some water!"
The police officers didn't care whether it looked good or not, they just stripped off the loudspeaker in the corner of the yard and poured water into several large wooden basins.
After washing, I didn’t even put on any clothes, I just tied him up tightly with a rope.
Big Speaker was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, trembling and unable to cry.
Xing'er then grinned and said to Jia Lian:
"Second Master, just... there are only two coffin nails left in the coffin shop today. How about we let the three of them compete to see who can nail it in first?"
Jia Lian knew that this boy had committed a crime, but it was also a good way to extract a confession, so he smiled and said:
"They don't tell the truth anyway, so you can just pick two and nail them first."
"Get the order!"
Xing'er excitedly asked someone to play the big trumpet, and imitated Jia Lian's behavior just now in the old elm tree, comparing sizes and making marks.
The loudspeaker scared me to the extreme, and suddenly my mind became clear:
"Grandpa, it was Lai Da who stole the real estate deed of Grandpa's house, and it was Ye Qiming who wanted to buy Lai Da's stolen property. I am just a buddy! I am wronged!"
"Unjustly accused?" Jia Lian's mouth turned into a scary sneer, "Are you unjustly accused? You don't remember what happened to Ni Er? Who are you passing on to Ni Er for, or was that your idea?"
The loudspeaker sounded "ah" and I realized that Jia Lian knew everything.
He immediately didn’t care about anything, struggled hard and knelt down to kowtow:
"Grandpa, spare your life! I won't dare to kill you anymore! It's all because Prince Zhongshun and He Jin forced me to do it!
By the way, Ye Qiming knows all these things! He knows everything!
He Jin asked Ye Qiming to find Lai Da. They were talking in Ye Qiming's room. The younger one was an errand boy. He didn't know the specific things they talked about, but he also heard a few words, something.
"Sold the Jia family's shop," and "Prince Zhongshun's family is responsible for this matter," and so on."
Jia Lian listened very carefully and nodded gently:
"Oh? You are the messenger, and Ye Qiming is the chief envoy?"
When Ye Qiming saw that the loudspeaker had sold him, he was so anxious that he jumped on his feet and shouted:
"I'm not the one in charge! He Jin is! He Jin and Lai Da just talked about things in my shop. I have no grudge against the Jia family and I didn't do anything! You have wronged me, Big Speaker, and you will not die well!"
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Big Speaker has already seen that Jia Lian seems to be tempted to let him go, and he doesn't care about Shopkeeper Ye anymore, so he quickly strikes while the iron is hot:
"Grandpa, I always tell the truth when I'm young, and I don't hide any words I say.
The first time He Jin wanted to see Lai Da, so he took advantage of the fact that Lai Da was building a garden and was short of the best Taihu stones to buy. Ye Qiming asked the younger one to invite Lai Da to our pawn shop, saying that we had it here.
As soon as Lai Da came, he followed He Jin into Ye Qiming's room. The three of them whispered all afternoon. And then..."
The loudspeaker's mouth was like a diarrhea. In one breath, he told Lai how many times he came to the pawn shop, who he met each time and how long he stayed.
Finally, the loudspeaker said with a cry:
"The little one is guilty. I beg you, Grandpa. For the sake of the little one who has committed all kinds of crimes, can you treat it as a crime and take it away from me? Grandpa?"
Jia Lian frowned and thought for a while:
"You want to turn your merits into a crime? Then go to Prince Zhongshun's Mansion now, tell him that Lai Dala came to pawn all the property deeds, call He Jin here, and your matter will be settled.
Otherwise, hey, I'll make you walk around without food."
How dare the big speaker say "no"? He quickly agreed.
Jia Lian then asked someone to untie him. Da Xiaoxiao changed his clothes, packed himself up and rushed to Prince Zhongshun's Mansion.
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The loudspeaker over there left, Jia Lian also stood up, straightened his clothes, and said with a smile:
"Fa'er and Mao Tou'er stay here until the loudspeaker calls He Jin. If you catch him, come and repay me.
Everyone else, come with me, let’s go cook a meal for Mr. Lai’s house.”