In his previous life, from school to work, he was often forced to listen to chicken soup lectures by those chicken soup masters. They were always "tear-jerking" and moved many promising young people to the point where their blood boiled and tears filled their eyes when they saw the master, and he spoke with great courage.
Piles of rhetoric.
How come when you come to my place, several times I just "make people urinate" without even opening a word?
This is too...
It smells so bad and so unhygienic.
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Jia Lian covered his nose and pushed the old celebrity Shan Ziye away, asking the yamen servant to quickly rinse him through the sack, while he read through a pile of confessions.
Good guy, if he hadn't known for sure that there were no copy machines these days, Jia Lian would have thought that Wanping County was lazy, and the confessions in the subsequent interrogations would have been copied directly.
This confession made it very clear who was involved in the construction of the Momo Provincial Courtyard project, the general proportion of each person's embezzlement, and the ins and outs of every amount of money Shan Ziye embezzled. Jia Lian was very satisfied with this.<
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However, Shan Ziye did not mention the most critical issue.
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Jia Lian is not in a hurry.
Only those who have no ability bang the table and the bench in a hurry.
He was sure that even if this Shan Ziye was a dead clam, he would still have a way to make him open his mouth.
When Shan Ziye came to the court again, Jia Lian was not looking at the case file. Instead, he was taking a hand scroll of the Provincial Family Courtyard drawn by Shan Ziye and looking at it carefully.
Shan Ziye didn't even wait for the yamen officer to shout "kneel down". His legs went weak and he knelt down.
Jia Lian did not slap the gavel, nor did he shout, "You brave Bi Shaogong", he just asked:
"Bi Shaogong, compared to your corruption, this major Feng Shui case in the Provincial Courtyard is related to the royal family.
If you are unwilling to tell the person behind you, I am afraid that your family will not be able to handle this case with just a few lives. Do you understand?"
Shan Ziye was frightened when he heard Jia Lian's words, "You are a young man in the family" - this was a serious matter, and he was not the only one to commit the crime.
After all, what the Jia family wants to build is a provincial residence for the imperial concubine and empress. If this is really said to be a conspiracy against the royal family, then this is not just a scam that Xing'er said before, and it will cost the emperor's family.
"More than a million taels of silver" is a serious crime. If you don't do it, your whole family will really be cut to pieces.
Shan Ziye wanted to pee again, but could no longer urinate.
He just kept trembling, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and said:
"I... don't understand Feng Shui..."
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"You don't call yourself a 'prisoner' in my hall, but you dare to call yourself a 'subordinate'? Do you think you are here to be a guest?"
Jia Lian smiled coldly and directly threw the sign:
"Forty palms and mouths."
Shan Ziye didn't expect that as soon as he opened his mouth, he would be hit by forty mouths. He didn't dare to complain, so he had to admit that he was unlucky.
Tietou'er's apprentice "Little Hammer" is currently practicing Iron Sand Palm, which especially requires practical experience. Whenever there is a job of slapping people these days, he will bear the brunt of it.
As soon as the business came to the door today, "Little Hammer" rushed up immediately. The Yamen servant behind him caught up and handed over the bamboo board for the palm. "Little Hammer" curled his lips and waved his hand:
"Let me open your eyes. My bare hands and mouth are more powerful than that bamboo board."
Before he finished speaking, "Little Hammer" had already activated his Dantian Qi, and slapped Shan Ziye hard on the left side of his face with an extremely crisp slap, followed by a backhand, and slapped him again on the right side of his face.
There was a government servant on the side who counted loudly for him:
"One, two..."
"Little Hammer" said impatiently:
"My master said, if you beat them, you will be a couple. This is a rule. Otherwise, the person who is beaten will not feel at ease.
You should also count the pairs, don’t go one by one, it’s too laborious.”
The yamen servant couldn't afford to offend Iron Touer, so he had to apologize and said with a smile:
"Okay, okay, I'll count them one by one, and it was just one pair."
So, "Little Hammer" swung his arm, as if a barber was "swinging the knife" on the razor cloth, back and forth, and with Shan Ziye's long "ouch" sound, "crack bang", he hit
Full of rhythm.
The yamen officer was also counting loudly:
"Two pairs, three pairs..."
By the time "Twenty Pairs" was finished, Shan Ziye's cheeks were purple, his mouth was full of blood, and he even spit out two broken back molars.
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After forty slaps, looking at Shan Ziye with tears in his eyes, Jia Lian finally felt a little better.
You see, I can finally "jerk people to tears".
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Shan Ziye, whose mouth was swollen both inside and outside, finally managed to take a breath, but when he heard Jia Lian say something, Shan Ziye shed tears and wanted to pee again.
"I hit you just now because of the first two words and the last six words you said. Let's settle the score now."
Shanzi shouted one sentence repeatedly in his ambition:
"You don't know how to count! I only said seven words in total!"
But he really didn't dare to utter one more word to make up for Jia Lian's extra credit.
"You dare to say you don't understand Feng Shui, it doesn't matter, I understand.
Let me lift the lid for you and let you know whether you can hide it or not."
Hearing what Jia Lian said, Shanzi's ambition relaxed and he couldn't help but sneer:
Do you know Feng Shui? Then go for it. Anyway, I just insist that "I don't understand".
If you want to tell me about Feng Shui, then just do it.
I will listen to you as much as you talk. Anyway, in the end, I still insist "I don't understand". I'll see what you can do!
Hum, a sorghum dandy, he just relied on luck to become an official, but he really thinks that he is a Kou Zhun Di Renjie?
But he didn't expect that Jia Lian added:
"Come on, come on, get on your knees and listen to me."
Shan Ziye was stunned:
Fuck that guy? I’m already on my knees, who else should I fuck?
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According to Jia Lian's instructions, Tietouer asked the carpenter to make the shelf overnight yesterday. At this time, after listening to Jia Lian's words, he quickly asked the yamen to move the shelf up.
The government servant on the side took advantage of the opportunity to move the shelves and asked Tietouer in a low voice:
"This Mr. Jia is so interesting. Why don't you decide the case? We will save our energy.
In the past, whenever Mr. Song went back to interrogate a case, several of our brothers would have backaches for several days."
Tietouer shook his head and sighed:
"Yeah, it would be boring if you don't beat people. How can we find out the truth by just chatting and reviewing cases?"
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What was moved out was a sloping thick wooden board, and on the side high above the ground, a "cross"-shaped wooden frame was erected.
Shan Ziye was puzzled, so he stood in front of the shelf.
The iron head took out a bunch of iron chains mixed with nails, coiled them and fixed them on the inclined wooden board.
The Yamen servant put Shan Ziye on a wooden board, tied his two arms with ropes to the cross beam of the character "十", and tied Shan Ziye's hair to the top of the vertical column of the character "十".
In this way, Shan Ziye could only kneel upright on the sloping wooden board, with his whole body's weight concentrated on his two knees, which had bones but no flesh, and they were dented on the iron chains mixed with nails.
Jia Lian ordered people to unfold the hand scroll of the Provincial Family Courtyard painted by Shan Ziye, and said slowly:
"The art of gardening lies in 'Although it is made by humans, it is as if it was created by heaven.' You are an experienced gardener, but you have designed this yard to be as far away as the neighboring villages and as close as the country. There are mountains behind it without veins, and there is no source of water next to it."
, the tower of Wuyin Temple is high, and there is no bridge to the city below. Such a lonely momentum will inevitably cause the owner to have weak support and no hope for the future..."
Shan Ziye is not a robber or traitor. Although he was afraid and suffered for a while, how could he bear this?
Just when Jia Lian said, "The southeast of Kanzhai is the location for Daji", Shan Ziye bit his lip and was already hoarse, crying "Sir, please forgive me".
Jia Lian ignored him and continued.
When he said, "About no lock, wealth flows away, and the water mouth here can't hold the Tianmen at all," Shan Ziye, who turned pale and had a cold sweat on his forehead, finally cried out: