Chapter 526: Catching the wind turns into unblocking
Who is this?
Why do you have such a bad mouth and be so cruel?
He obviously knocked out of the store with his head lowered and bumped into Jia Lian, but he just ignored him and scolded her with a nose that was not his nose and a face that was not his face.
Moreover, this kid is very smooth-talking and can curse people faster than having diarrhea.
The thunder and smoke artillery that caused so much damage was poured out in the blink of an eye.
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It's completely different from Jia Lian's previous life, where everyone would just call him "idiot" when they were angry.
This kid has a very bad mouth and uses all kinds of curses, which greatly reflects the superb skills of Beijing in his early years.
Saying "Mani, hey Sun thief" gives you a head start. What you want is a top-down momentum of "I am grandpa".
"Crashing into a funeral" means scolding the other party that someone has died in their family and they have to rush home to attend the funeral.
"Fan'er" means that when an old man in the family dies, the filial son wears something called "Fan'er" during the funeral.
As for "grabbing the flags", it is because only the legitimate son is qualified to flag the flags. If he needs to snatch the flags, it means that the person is raised by his concubine.
"Robbing someone to wear the hat of filial piety" is even more damaging. It means that someone has died in someone else's family, and someone is "shameless and mean" and insists on joining in and becoming a "filial son".
"Your mother has a big belly and is rushing to get on the sedan chair", which means scolding the other person's mother for wanting a second marriage and getting pregnant before marriage. In this era, this kind of woman is really despicable.
"There is a man in the house, you are in a hurry to go home and catch a couple", which means that you are a cuckold and you have to rush home to "catch" your daughter-in-law and the old man next door.
The last sentence, "A blind donkey bumps into your grandpa like a trough," perfectly echoes the beginning sentence, "Sun thief," so that it can appear that the whole article has a beginning and an end, and it is not a curse that messes up the rules.
It ends with "Cucumber on the chopping board - looking for a shot", which appears to be half threatening and half playful, and it can also show the "reputable Mr. Jing"'s "grandfather style".
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Inexplicably, someone scolded her unreasonably, and Jia Lian immediately frowned, stared, and was about to have a fit.
But the moment the two sides formally looked at each other, both sides were stunned.
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It turns out that the scolding brat is not someone else, but the current "scold saint" in the palace - scolding Xiao Diao.
He was originally scolding Xiao Diao angrily, but when he saw that he was actually hurling a curse at Jia Lian, he was stunned, and then he stretched out his hands and made two "crack" sounds, giving himself two big blows.
Mouth.
"Hey, look at my two useless blind eyes, they can't even match the eyes of the dog on the street.
I didn't even notice Mr. Lian clearly, but my bad mouth started spitting shit. I am the cucumber on the chopping board - looking for a photo.
Mr. Lian Erye has a lot of people, a sea of people, a prime minister's belly can punt a boat, and a general's shoulders can run a horse, but don't argue with a lowly grandson like me."
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This kid changes his face so quickly.
Even faster than his curse just now.
Moreover, this kid is really soft-hearted.
As soon as you scold the wrong person, they will immediately slap you with a big mouth. They have already beaten you, what else can you do?
Seeing that he was so subdued, Jia Lian didn't want to argue with him.
Seeing that he was wearing casual clothes on the street at this time, he guessed that he was not out of the palace for official business when he scolded Xiao Diao, so he did not reveal his identity, but hurriedly stepped forward to stop his hand that was about to slap his mouth, and said with a smile:
"It turns out I was scolding the young master. What a coincidence."
By the way, he whispered:
"It's not good to let people see the excitement on the street."
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Jia Lian's sentence "scold the young master" instantly made scolding Xiao Diao extremely useful.
Growing up, what he envied most was the aristocratic young masters, but unfortunately, even now that he is the chief eunuch of the Bell and Drum Department, he is just a "scold father-in-law."
"Swearing father-in-law" and "swearing young master" may differ by just one word, but in fact they are worlds apart.
When he heard the scolding, Xiao Diao suddenly smiled, and suddenly felt like he could be "side by side" with a prince like Jia Lian.
When he was happy, he shamelessly stepped forward and pulled Jia Lian and said:
"I was the bastard just now. I apologize and treat Mr. Lian to a drink. If Mr. Lian really doesn't care, reward me with this face."
Jia Lian hesitated for a moment and decided to "reward him with this face."
But since we want to do this favor, we must carry out the favor to the end.
So Jia Lian raised his hand and scolded Xiao Diao:
"Just have a drink, but how can I treat a scolding young man as a treat?
Come on, please come to ‘Jixianlou’ and try the cooking skills of our chef.”
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In fact, all the eunuchs in the palace are "money thugs". They don't cheat enough money, and it hurts their bodies to spend money.
Scolding Xiao Diao is no exception.
When he heard that it was Jia Lian who wanted to treat him, he didn't have to spend any money, and it was the best "Jixian Building" in the capital, so of course he didn't hesitate at all and agreed with a smile.
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In the "Kuiji County" private room at the end of Jixian Building, facing a large table waiting for the Yanchi banquet, Xiao Diao was so happy that he wanted to dance for joy, patted the table and said to Jia Lian:
"Brother Lian, I don't care whether you agree or not. Anyway, I will call you Brother Lian from now on.
In my heart, having a brother like you means that my life has not been in vain."
Jia Lian didn't want to argue with Xiao Diao, but he shamelessly insisted on joining him, and he couldn't refuse, so he just smiled and persuaded him to drink and serve food.
After three to five glasses of wine, even though he was not a good drinker, he already got drunk by scolding Xiao Diao.
He hugged Jia Lian's shoulders and scolded Xiao Diao for crying with snot and tears at the same time:
"Brother... Brother, it's not easy for me in the palace... I feel so... bitter...
Brother... I just want to find someone to say some heartfelt words... Brother, I can't find him... Brother, people's hearts are sinister, do you understand..."
Seeing how pitifully he cried, Jia Lian felt kindhearted and took out the handkerchief in his sleeve to wipe his tears:
"Don't cry. If you have any problem, just talk about it. It may not be impossible to solve it."
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It turns out that Xiao Diao, as the eunuch in charge of the Bell and Drum Department, is in charge of the performance of all kinds of songs, dances and dramas in the palace.
Because the emperor was tired of watching the palace troupe's plays, and heard that there was a theater troupe from the south called "Chun Qinghe" outside, he scolded Xiao Diao and asked them to come to the palace to perform.
But after singing it once, in addition to the Shuimo tune of "The Peony Pavilion", it was also a lively drama of Yiyang tune. Even the emperor, queen and concubines didn't like to watch it.
I didn't do anything with "Chun Qinghe", but I fined the scolding scold with three months' salary.
It is normal for people in the palace to worship superiors and suppress inferiors. When the emperor, queen, and concubines are upset by scolding Xiaodiao, they will look down on Xiaodiao and gossip to Xiaodiao.
"Brother, why do you think my life is so miserable? I..."
When Jia Lian saw that Xiao Diao was about to complain, he quickly used Huang Jiguang's eye-catching speed to stop the long tirade.
"This is easy to handle, leave it to me.
I happen to have a Kunqiang opera teacher just invited from the south to teach "Purple Hairpin", "Handan", "Nanke", "Yi Xia Ji" and "Red Lotus". They all have excellent singing skills.
"The Story of the Hosta" with authentic Southern Shuimo accent.
Later, I called He Muen, the class leader of 'Chun Qinghe', and asked the people in his class to learn from our teachers, and I will ensure that you get a good result."
Xiao Diao had also heard of the Southern Shuimo tune and was immediately overjoyed:
"Oh, it's great this time!
Brother, you don’t know that Concubine Wu, who is the most favored by the emperor in the palace, is from Gusu. If I please her, my job will be easy for me."
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By coincidence, since the palace was mentioned, Jia Lian asked along the way:
"Then - I wonder if our mother-in-law is favored by the emperor?"