Jia Lian was concentrating on writing the word "天" in "Xiaoyao Tai Chi, resting with the sky" when he was startled by the sudden laughter, and with the last push, he suddenly ran away.
It was as if a well-proportioned beauty suddenly stretched out a three-foot-thick elephant leg.
Jia Lian was so angry that he dropped his pen and cursed:
"Waiter Shenying is your father!
Is he going to do your shit on the right track or not?
He has an affair, can you reincarnate or something?
You are so happy to be like this grandson, you are not ashamed!"
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Fengyue Baojian, who was originally in high spirits, was scolded by Jia Lian, and felt extremely aggrieved:
"Master, why are you doing this?
The protagonist of "Dream of Red Mansions" was originally the waiter Shenying. He has finally become acquainted with Fengyue and has become aware of the word "obscene". This is also a great joy in the world of Red Mansions.
Na Ning, the spirit of Ergong Rong, knows that the Jia family has been famous and rich since the founding of the country. Although it has lasted for hundreds of years, its bad luck will eventually be irreversible. Only Baoyu has a perverse temperament and strange emotions.
Although he is smart and clever, he can be expected to succeed.
That’s why I sincerely ask the fairies to warn them of their obsessiveness with lustful sounds and other things, which may help them jump out of the charming circle and enter the right path.
Did you know that the vigilant fairy, who handles the affairs of the world and handles the affairs of men and women, is extremely busy every day, but it is hard to refuse her husband Rong Rong, who is entrusted by his spirit in heaven.
So today, with the help of Qin Keqing's voice and appearance, Baoyu's soul was taken into the illusory realm of Taixu, and presented with the unparalleled fragrance "Qunfang Marrow", the world-shaking fairy tea "Thousands of Reds in a Cave", and the world-shaking spiritual wine "Ten Thousand Colors in the Same Cup".
Waiting, the police will sing a wonderful song, and betroth Baoyu to the most beautiful beauty and fairy in the illusory world, so that she can enjoy the wonderful things of love and moon.
Its purpose is nothing more than to let him enjoy the best of the fairyland. From then on, eating and drinking women in the mundane world is naturally out of the question.
In this way, Baoyu can have an early enlightenment, devote his diligent and useful efforts to the path of economics, and the Jia family will be saved."
Your sister!
The little round-faced boy is the protagonist?
Then who is I?
With his stupid virtue, can he be expected to save the Jia family?
I have to do this kind of difficult thing myself.
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Jia Lian rolled his eyes at the top of the cabinet where the mirror was placed:
"Childish.
Think beautifully.
The pattern is broken."
Jing Jing didn’t understand the last sentence, but he could guess what Jia Lian meant and was very unhappy:
"There is no man in the world who is not lewd.
Although the girl of the Jing Huan Fairy is named Jianmei and her courtesy name is Keqing, she is actually much more stunning than Qin Keqing. How can any man in the world, who is lucky enough to go to Wushan with her, look down on the vulgar people in the world? p>
Baoyu is able to get this Wushan meeting, the joy of clouds and rain, he is pleased with his appearance, and falls in love with his feelings again. If he thinks about it, he will be able to understand the wind and moon of the world, but it is just like this."
"Are you a duck? You talk so awkwardly, aren't you tired?"
Jia Lian suddenly felt that this vigilant fairy, together with the monk under her, and the little bastard Mirror, formed a "silly foursome".
People say that "love brings people's IQ to zero." These four gods and their peripherals control others' love affairs every day, and in the end they control themselves to the point of "zero IQ."
Who has ever heard that after eating a Michelin meal, this person will never be able to eat ordinary food again?
If there is such a fool, he deserves to starve to death!
Jia Lian restrained his contempt, shook his head slowly, and said:
"Alas - I feel sorry for you, all the wine and beauty have been lost.
It's a pity that the truth is a shame, crackle can produce RAP rhythm.
Just tonight, that little round-faced boy who you thought had whetted his appetite and had enough to eat and drink, will have another midnight snack as soon as he gets home."
"Humph!"
"What's even more embarrassing is that tonight's little round-faced man's late-night snack partner is his personal maid, Miss Xiren, who is far worse than the perfect, top-notch, stunning fairy beauty you selected from thousands of people. Of course, if the person changing his pants today is another maid, then it doesn’t matter who it is, it can be anyone, it doesn’t matter if it’s a woman.
In other words, not only did you fail to feed him, you also allowed him to open the door to Fengyue's new world."
Jia Lian suddenly thought of Qin Keqing, and asked her maid to tell her not to let Baoyu take a nap in her room, otherwise Qin Zhong would die. It seemed that Qin Keqing didn't take it seriously.
Women, it’s rare to be obedient, and you have to suffer the consequences to be obedient.
"After Xiao Yuanlian had a supper with Xiren, both men and women were welcome, and his next dish was Qin Zhong.
His dandyism ruined Qin Zhong, who later seduced the nun Zhi'er, angered his old father to death, damaged his own health, and ultimately ruined the Qin family.
You Shenying waiters are really capable."
"Impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Although Baoyu is crazy, after experiencing this illusory realm, his eyesight will be widened, and he will be able to see that wealth and gentleness are nothing more than this, and he will no longer indulge in female sex."
"Addicted to women?
Do you think the problem with little round-faced children is just being addicted to women?
How simple-minded do you deities have to be?
He just said something like, "Daughters are flesh and blood made of water, and men are flesh and blood made of mud. When I see a daughter, I feel refreshed, but when I see a man, I feel turbid and smelly." Do you think he only loves women?
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Let me tell you, Qin Zhong, Jiang Yuhan, Liu Xianglian, and King Beijing, which one is not a man? Who has his little round face never made a cake? Doesn’t he still think that they are all chic and charming people? You
Don’t believe it, the latter will happen.
Besides, she is also a woman, what did the little round face say?
'A daughter is a priceless treasure before she is married; but after she is married, she develops many bad problems for some reason. Although she is a pearl, it has no luster and color, and is a dead pearl; no matter how old she gets, she will become even worse.
They're not beads, they're fish eyes.'
What does it mean? It means that women become bad as they get older, but as long as they are young and beautiful, they are good!
You guys only look at the romantic gods and only think that you can indulge in female sex? What Baoyu is addicted to is not female sex at all. What he is addicted to is the childishness and escape in his own bones.
What he wants is young and beautiful wonderful people, who will only surround him with their pure and charming side. And those young and beautiful wonderful people have the true qualities of flattering others, speaking evil words, and fighting for power.
Virtue, as long as he can't see it.
What he wants to avoid is not men, but the cruel and real life.
He just wanted to indulge, so he indulged, and finally he indulged until those wonderful people accompanied him and turned into ashes and smoke.
With regard to his problem, how can you satisfy him and wake him up by showering him with the best beauties?"
The mirror looked really annoyed and said word by word:
"I don't believe it!
Let’s wait and see!”
"Do you dare to make a bet?"
"I will definitely win! Is there anything you dare not bet on?"
"Okay, I won. From now on, you have to listen to whatever I say and do whatever I ask you to do.
If you win, I will be your slave!"
The mirror’s voice trembled:
"Just bet! You will lose!"
After that, he became angry and stopped speaking.
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Jia Lian was not in the mood to write any more, so he randomly found a book from the bookshelf, poured it on the couch, and did not read it carefully, but deliberately turned the pages of the book.
Before he flipped through the book, he suddenly heard the mirror crying: