Tianlei stretched out his claws and hooked Lin Qian's short sleeves.
"Don't get excited." It jumped up and blocked Lin Qian. "If you have any ideas or requests, you can sit down and talk slowly."
When Tianlei was in a hurry, he forgot to pretend to be a cat. He stood up on his hind legs and made a "please" gesture with his front paws.
If Lin Qian really wanted to do it herself, she wouldn't go out of her way to show off in front of Tian Lei.
How should I put it, her family is currently in good health, and she can live such a stable life for decades.
During this period, she does not want to be blacklisted by Tiandao unless necessary.
After Lin Qian sat down, Tianlei continued, "I know, hearing such dirty things makes me feel sick." Tianlei changed the subject: "But you are not a human being, you will care about this,
Is it an idea destined to be impossible to realize?"
Lin Qian nodded to Tianlei and said seriously, "I care."
Tianlei flicked his tail, "I've been with you for twenty days, and I still understand your temper.
If you really cared, it wasn't you who carried me back to the room, but me who ran after you.
I'm afraid that person can be reincarnated now."
"Hey, you have such superficial ideas, how dare you say you understand me?" Lin Qian leaned on the bed, already opening a bag of duck necks.
"When I first became an immortal, I knew that the best torture for a person is never to take his or her life directly."
Tian Lei looked at Ya Neck and swallowed his saliva, "You just want Tian Dao to take the initiative to punish him and make him drag down the whole family and die of depression."
Lin Qian: "Yeah, I take back what I just said, you really understand me."
Tianlei rolled his eyes, "If you want such serious consequences, I'm afraid it won't be easy.
Every world has its own set of rules.
You cultivated to become an immortal in another world, and the rules for becoming an immortal in that world are different from those here.
In fact, according to the requirements here, although you have advanced cultivation, you will not become an immortal without merit.
But you are already an immortal, and if Heaven doesn’t recognize you, I don’t know what trouble you are going to make.”
"Oh?" Lin Qian listened with interest, "In other words, Tiandao had to recruit me as a last resort.
Therefore, I cannot think of myself as an immortal here. Here, I am just a person with advanced cultivation, right?"
"Hey, no! That's definitely not what I meant!" Tianlei quickly explained, "I was just afraid that you would think so, so I didn't dare to say it before."
Lin Qian tore off the meat from the duck's neck, "Then you'd better make it clear now."
"You are already an immortal, and you can no longer be considered a human being. Since Heaven has not killed you, it has recognized you."
Tianlei continued: "But you should know that you walked through a loophole and became an immortal, but the people you have interacted with are still alive, which means you are destined to be unable to escape from the mortal world for the time being.
You definitely can't make a fair decision.
If you have an old favor, you must find a way to repay it.
If you have a grudge, you must find a way to get revenge.
How can you be treated like an immortal if you act like this?
Therefore, although Heaven recognizes your status as an immortal, it still needs to see how you perform over the past few decades."
"Good guy, I am forced to change jobs and enter the probationary period."
Tianlei: I said it is so philosophical, do you need to summarize it like this?
"Okay, I have learned all your principles in the previous world." Lin Qian waved her hand, "I just want to know, do you have any benefits for employees in the probation period?"
Tianlei: The cat looks up at the sky, feeling tired and doesn’t want to talk anymore.
"I think what you said is very reasonable. A mere mortal has such disrespectful thoughts towards immortals. He must be taught a lesson!"
Lin Qian: "Go quickly, I also want to see your performance."
Tianlei sighed: "I know, you just want to test the bottom line of Heaven's way."
When she was still about to say something, Lin Qian's phone vibrated twice.
Lin Qian waved her hand towards Tianlei, "Go and do your business."
On the phone was a text message from Liu Ge, ‘The little boss didn’t come to work today. The big boss came for a long time and ran out again just now.’
‘On my first day at work, I was forced to take advantage of the situation because both my bosses were absent.’
Lin Qian wrote back to her, ‘Isn’t it good to be able to fish?’
‘What’s the matter? Everyone else is busy, but I don’t have any tasks at hand, so I’m just as idle as a fool.
My sixth sense tells me that everyone else in the office is quite repulsive to me, and no one takes the initiative to talk to me.’
Lin Qian: ‘You are too good-looking, so I don’t dare to talk to you?’
Liu Ge: ‘When did you become blind? It was too late last night and I didn’t even notice it.’
The two of them exchanged more than a dozen words back and forth, and then Liu Ge ended the chat by saying, "Finished fishing."
Lin Qian opened the window and ran through the room to remove dust and the smell of duck neck.
Just as I was getting ready to go down, I heard Sister-in-law Feng’s voice and wondered what she was here for.
Designated to broadcast the lively scene at the canteen entrance.
Sure enough, Sister-in-law Feng said as soon as she opened her mouth, "You really made me laugh to death. Do you know how Lin Fang's son fell?"
Come on, don’t go down there either.
Lin Qian took a nap upstairs.
Three hours passed as soon as I squinted my eyes, and it was time for dinner.
I sat down at the dining table with great anticipation, looking at the porridge in the bowl and the steamed instant products.
Lin Qian picked up the bowl and left.
"What are you going to do?" Mother Lin saw that she was about to go out and asked her quickly.
"I'm going to take care of my next door neighbor."
Dad Lin: "Why do you care about your neighbors? Boss Mu is gone."
"Why don't we have a bodyguard? What if someone is too timid to eat alone?"
Dad Lin: "Whose bodyguard is so timid?"
Lin Qian said confidently: "Mu Henian's family."
While I was talking, I was already out the door.
"Hey..." Father Lin still wanted to speak, but her daughter suddenly quickened her pace and jumped out of the courtyard gate in a few seconds.
Forget it, it’s right next door anyway.
He Yuan was very surprised when he saw Lin Qian coming over, "The immortal has something to say?"
"I have something." Lin Qian took out the paper, drew a spirit-gathering talisman, folded it into a small triangle and handed it to He Yuan, "Help me cook dinner, this is my reward."
"You're welcome, Immortal. I'll help you cook. Why should I be paid?"
Lin Qian nodded and put away the spirit-gathering talisman, "What you said makes sense."
He Yuan: Although what he said just now is sincere, he still wants to slap himself.
Mu Henian still had a lot of ingredients in the refrigerator, but he deliberately didn't take them away, just leaving them for He Yuan.
When He Yuan saw that the dishes were complete, he then thought that the immortal came here with porridge, so there was no need to cook, just stir-fry some vegetables.
When cooking for Lin Qian, he was so anxious that he even used sorcery for fear of making her wait.
Fry one portion with your own hands, and the demon power controls the other portion.
After a while, five plates of stir-fried vegetables were brought to Lin Qian.
Fish-flavored shredded pork, vinegar-glazed potato shreds, twice-cooked pork, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and fried bacon with green peppers.