Chapter 118: What a good sister, why do you call her Song Tie?
"Tuk tuk tuk~~"
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng held the front of the car and drove the motorcycle. He couldn't tell how happy he was, and then shared his experience with his partner.
"Do you know how happy I feel when driving this car?"
"That's right!!" When Luan Yunping saw him, she didn't want to pay any attention to him, so she just agreed!
"But don't look at my schedule, I won't even let you have a car."
"Are you still racing?"
"How fresh and reflects my value."
"What's the value? It's only over 140 yuan."
“Tuk tuk tuk~~”
After saying something, Qi Yuncheng continued to drive for a few seconds, then suddenly looked to the left and said, "Hey, there's a car passing next to me. It seems to be worth more than me."
"Nonsense!" Luan Yunping was a little frustrated at this moment, "Every bicycle is worth more than yours!!"
It’s time to complain.
All the audience’s faces were filled with smiles.
Qi Yuncheng, as if he had been stabbed in a painful spot inexplicably, turned around and looked at him again imitating the sound of lighting a fire just now, "Pfft-"
"Oh, you and your car should take care of themselves. Your stomach and intestines are so bad!"
Talk about something fun.
There is always a lot of laughter in the theater.
"Bullying!"
After muttering something, Qi Yuncheng straightened up and continued to speak, "A car passes me, can I ask you to pass me?
I wipe it!"
"Tsk!" Luan Yunping waved her hand with a bunch of teeth, "This is life-threatening. This is..."
"Turn on the accelerator and I'll hit the front of his car. I'll have to shout."
"What are you shouting?"
"Ouch!!!!"
"Good guy, if the car doesn't make any noise, it's the people who make the noise."
"Oh, this is so exciting, but just for a second, a traffic policeman called me in front of me."
"I have to stop you."
"As soon as I pressed the brake, the car stopped ten minutes later, and the policeman stood next to me. I sat in the car and asked what was going on."
Qi Yuncheng's temperament lit up as he spoke. After saluting, he made a two sign, "Two things!"
Luan Yunping quickly said, "Say it!"
"Actually, it's nothing, and it's not too big."
"What on earth is it?"
"First, you pressed my foot!!"
"Oh, this one is really calm. What about the second one?"
"Second?" Qi Yuncheng pointed to his left, "I didn't ask you to stop!"
"Who is that?"
"That intersection, that traffic policeman!"
"Okay, I just said why stop for ten minutes."
"Thank you, policeman, I'll go there now!"
Qi Yuncheng quickly replied, and after a few more body movements like driving a motorcycle, he got off the car and spoke.
"The traffic policeman here is waiting for me. When he saw me, he sighed, my dear, you've been back for half an hour."
"It's not easy to get this car back." Luan Yunping also followed.
"Come to this person, let me quickly ask what's going on?
The police pointed at the car. You wiped someone else's car just now. You wiped it, and the car hasn't moved yet.
The driver hasn’t gotten off either, so hurry up and take a look.”
"Hey, you must have gotten into trouble." Luan Yunping said anxiously.
"As soon as I opened the door, I saw the driver lying on the steering wheel motionless."
"Look at what happened."
“The driver didn’t move, but the co-pilot’s wife was sitting there crying!
Comrade policeman, you don’t know, the two of us drove the car very well, he was timid, and I was telling him a story about a fairy tale, and when I turned on the front of the car, I didn’t know what was going on, and a black shadow scurried past with a roar.
As a result, I just lie there and don’t move.”
Luan Yunping said: "I thought it was haunted."
"The police looked at me and couldn't let me go, so they said, eh, do you have a book?"
Qi Yuncheng was not timid at all. He leaned over and quickly handed the book over. Once he handed it over, he played the role of a policeman, holding it and looking at it.
I just frowned more and more as I watched, and even glanced at the big lights above the theater.
Then he opened his hand, pointed, and asked, "Why do you stamp the name of Yihou Town on your photo?"
As soon as this sentence came out!
The huge theater immediately burst into laughter.
Although I didn’t see how Mr. Hou drew it, this person’s name badge is so funny.
"Hey, the seal is wrong." Luan Yunping said amid laughter.
"As a result, I was detained."
"This is your fault."
"Sitting in the detention center, I almost burst into tears. Such a big living person detained me. But just as I was feeling sad, the police from outside sent in another person.
This guy was still talking as soon as he came in."
"What did you say?"
"Is it true? Is it true? Is it true?"
"Hey, that's good, we caught him here too." Hearing this sound, the audience below and Luan Yunping both knew they were coming.
"Oh, Mr. Hou? Hello, why did you come in?
Someone reported me and said I painted license plates for others!
That's right. After you finish painting for others, they will report you."
Qi Yuncheng put his hands into his sleeves and said something sarcastic, but he became curious in the next sentence, "Who have you painted for?
I just painted it for you!!
Oh, that’s what I reported.”
"You can admit it!" When Luan Yunping heard this, even though it was the right word, she couldn't help but smile.
"I came out after a few days, and Teacher Hou is still there!"
"He has sinned too much!"
"But after I came out, I met a good thing. As the old saying goes, it's a good thing. Someone introduced me to a girlfriend."
"Ouch~~"
When I mentioned my girlfriend, for some reason, some girls there seemed to have eaten something sour and yelled something weird.
This was not part of the plan, but Qi Yuncheng was very happy and continued to introduce it.
"This girl is pretty good-looking. She has permed and curly hair like my uncle, and has long eyelashes. She can pick off a hat in the blink of an eye."
"Good guy, this is the wire."
"She also wears those colored contact lenses, not to mention how pretty she is, and she also has a nice and elegant name."
"What's it called!"
"Hammer!!!"
"Huo oh, these are your construction site workers!!"
Hahahaha!
Luan Yunping said something about the workers at the construction site, and many people below burst into laughter, feeling like they had been stepped on for some reason.
Even a little bit unable to extricate myself.
Because I can’t imagine any girl with such a strong name.
But at this time, among the laughter, one girl laughed happier than the others. The first reason was because of the baggage, and the second reason was that something suddenly occurred to her.
Then he quickly turned around and said something amidst the thick laughter.
"Senior, senior! I suddenly thought of something"
"What?" Song Yi sat next to him and wondered.
"When I first chatted with you online and saw your reply with this name, I also thought Yi was Tie. I was also wondering why such a beautiful sister was called Song Tie?"