Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 146 It’s so hot that even the laoleng in the sky can’t stand it!
Chapter 146 It’s so hot that even the laoleng in the sky can’t stand it!
"Why can't I go out at night and during the day? You are bullying me for not going to school!!"
After Qi Yuncheng explained this, Guo Degang knocked on the table with his fan. "If this explanation doesn't work, give me another one."
"Okay, then I'll give you another one!"
"Hurry up!"
After thinking about it for a while, Qi Yuncheng began to explain.
"This sun is warm, and everything depends on it for growth! It must be a good thing! But if there are too many good things, it will definitely not work."
"Yes!"
"There is such a story that in ancient times there were ten suns in the sky!!" Qi Yuncheng raised his hands to draw the number.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian both raised their heads and looked at what he was doing.
Then speak.
"This is an old story."
"With ten suns, the people of the world are in dire straits. The common people can't stand it. It's so hot that even the old men in the sky can't stand it."
"Just wait for a moment!!"
Suddenly, Guo Degang shouted among the three people and grabbed his apprentice's arm with his right hand.
In fact, there is no such song at all now, and apart from a rough outline, the details are left to the actors themselves.
But he knew that this was probably an eagle. Why did the child call it this thing? He was probably lying.
Of course he also knew that Laoleng was a Northeastern dialect, but he still stopped it subconsciously.
"What? That's an eagle!"
"Yes! Flying laoleng in the blue sky!!"
"Oops! I can't correct you."
Guo Degang was helpless for a while and didn't want to say anything more. The audience below burst into laughter. There were even people from the Northeast who were very familiar with this.
Then Qi Yuncheng continued.
"I mean it's very hot. What to do if it's hot? At this moment a great hero appeared!"
"Hero among heroes!" Guo Degang praised his apprentice.
"Yes! This hero is so amazing, Hou Yi! Whoosh! Whoosh! Several suns shot down in succession, and then only one sun remained.
The common people said they can’t shoot anymore, so let’s leave one behind.
So in the end there was only one sun left in the sky."
With a bang, Qi Yuncheng slapped the table again, and then looked at his master confidently, "How about it, now you know it!!"
"Did I ask you why there is a sun in the sky?" Guo Degang said anxiously.
Qi Yuncheng became confused, "Don't you want to hear the story about Hou Yi shooting the sun? If you are willing to listen, I will tell you another story about my brother-in-law crossing the sun."
"Shut up!!" Guo Degang was really speechless at this moment. When he was facing death, if this brother-in-law were to cross the day, he would die on the spot.
He quickly stopped him and said.
"I'm asking Teacher Yu why his parents live in the sun."
"Oops!" Qi Yuncheng extended a thumbs up with a sad expression, "You have such a good brain that you haven't forgotten this."
"How fresh! Say it quickly!"
"Anyway, the sun is a good thing. All things grow, which symbolizes beauty!"
"Yes, I just said it again."
"Who doesn't yearn for beauty?" Qi Yuncheng said as if he really didn't know what to say. He pointed subconsciously, "Yue Yunpeng and the other senior brothers like it backstage. When they first came to Deyun Club, they sang "It's about the sun"
song."
Guo Degang: "How to sing?"
"The lyrics are about the warm sunshine shining on us, right?"
"It's not important!" Guo Degang had begun to lose his temper at this moment, putting his hands into his sleeves, "As long as you are happy!"
"Yue Yunpeng sang at that time! Our motherland is a garden, the flowers in the garden are so bright, and the sunshine in the river shines on us~~"
"Sunshine in Henan?" Guo Degang was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "That's right, that was sung by Yue Yunpeng!"
"There's nothing I can do. He hadn't practiced Mandarin at that time, so he always sang wrong. Why? Because he had an accent."
Having said this, Qi Yuncheng suddenly froze, as if he had thought of something, and clapped his hands happily, "Oh, that's right! Why didn't Mr. Yu's parents tell him about the move?
Needless to say, he must be confused.
But he is his biological son after all.
Teacher Yu definitely wanted to see his parents, but he didn’t know where he had moved. He could only ask the moving company, who told him where he had moved.
But not in the sun, this moving company has an accent.
In the sun, in the sun! Not in the sun, but in Kaiyangli on the edge of the Second Ring!!!"
"Okay!!!"
After finally agreeing, Guo De just took a breath and shouted loudly that he must praise even if he insists on it, which all the audience could see.
That’s true love for one’s apprentice.
Otherwise, how much effort would it take? The tone of my voice would have gone up an octave.
And they also kept applauding.
Not to mention Yu Qian, he kept laughing along with him, because it was indeed fun to take off the mandarin jacket today, but he did not delay and continued to chat with Guo Degang.
"What does this person's accent have to do with me? Besides, he just moved, and I can find him if I look for him.
In addition, I am also filial to old men and women, and they love me, so there is no reason why they didn’t tell me."
"That can't be wrong."
Guo De had just praised him. At this moment, Qi Yuncheng leaned over and listened with his ears froze. He couldn't listen, for fear that something was coming.
He almost died on stage just now.
Yu Qian: "Especially this old lady is the best to me, but the old lady's life is not easy. When life was bad in the past, she worked in the factory and became a little disabled."
"Yo!!"
"This work-related injury, let me tell you this." Yu Qian pulled his sleeves and then showed his fingers, "The machines in this workshop crushed these two thumbs.
There is no Big Thumb."
"Ouch!" Guo Degang, who listened carefully, felt uncomfortable and subconsciously made a sound.
"In that case, I would be more filial, but the old lady always feels a little inferior!
But it doesn’t matter if you have low self-esteem, as long as we don’t let people see it!
I bought all kinds of necklaces and earrings, as well as this ring on my hand, all of which are colorful.
To dazzle their eyes and prevent them from seeing.
Wear them all, one on each finger, and all ten rings on both hands are filled with it..."
I heard the words one after another.
Qi Yuncheng, who was next to him, suddenly pulled the master who was looking at Uncle Yu over as if he had been given chicken blood.
"Master! I know this. What he did was cut off his thumb and wear ten rings."
"Yes!" Yu Qian nodded quickly and added, "That's what I said."
"His mother has six fingers!!"
Guo Degang: "...!"
Yu Qian: "...!"
The two of them stared at Qi Yuncheng in a daze for a while, and the screen immediately stopped. The audience below was already laughing crazy because no one expected it.