Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 160 Who is eating fried noodles and watching pornographic films?
Chapter 160 Who is eating fried noodles and watching pornographic films?
"Take your time! But Xiaoyue's side is really coming soon. Then there will be another wave of excitement, the wedding in April."
"Yes, we are happy to see our children start a family and start a career. Speaking of which, Xiaoyue's journey has not been easy."
"It's mainly because I'm enlightened and I've been growing recently."
In the side scene, Guo Degang and Yu Qian said a few words to each other, and then continued to watch the children's performance with peace of mind. Then from time to time, several children came over to watch and talk.
Although they are saving for the next show and need to rest well, they are sitting here right now, so it is not bad.
At this time, Qi Yuncheng was still hosting his own radio station seriously.
"In order to satisfy the enthusiastic audience's letters, we have arranged for you a cross talk by Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!
Please enjoy the clip from the traditional program "Name the Dish"!"
"Oh, I really want to broadcast it."
"First of all, please enjoy the entrance part."
"This is a matter of skill."
Turning slightly sideways, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath and started his basic skills.
"Steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose... What should I do if I get athlete's foot!!"
"What is this!!"
While listening, Luan Yunping was suddenly startled, and at the same time, there was a burst of laughter below.
"Why are there ads here?"
"It doesn't matter if you have athlete's foot. You are welcome to use the brand ointment of "Bai Ri Yi Yi Shan Yan the Yellow River Flows into the Sea".
"This name is too long."
"Using Bairi Yishan to drain the flow of the Yellow River into the sea, I want to reach a higher level with a thousand miles of vision brand ointment can effectively inhibit various types of athlete's foot.
Welcome to choose the brand ointment that makes the Yellow River flow into the sea under the sun, and you can reach a higher level if you want to see a thousand miles away!
This ointment is produced by the No. 2 Pharmaceutical Factory, which is made by the No. 2 Pharmaceutical Factory who sweats the soil on the day of hoeing. Who knows that every grain of food on the plate is hard!
Live carp, salted duck, and tuber chicken, the cross talk broadcast is over!"
"How can there be cross talk here?! Appreciation of the entire Tang poetry!"
Hahahaha!
A handful and a tease!
Such a clip was performed on the stage, and many viewers were already laughing non-stop, because although the burden of this cross talk is not a big burden, it is very dense.
It is a section that can make the audience feel interesting and amused, and then laugh after listening to it. At the same time, it can make the audience feel more emotional while listening to the cross talk.
This is the role of the second half.
However, as a radio host, Qi Yuncheng cannot speak too much and continues to do his own thing.
"The above program was produced by Bai Ri Yi Yi, the Yellow River flows into the sea..."
"Okay!" Luan Yunping quickly stopped, "Look at Qi Yuncheng and what Luan Yunping said in his cross talk."
"Listener friends!"
"What kind of show is this?"
Qi Yuncheng held the table and said, "As a Yanjing native, don't you like fried noodles with soybean paste?"
"What is this?" Luan Yunping asked in confusion.
"Then when eating fried noodles, don't you need some soybeans?"
"Oh!" After Luan Yunping understood, she looked at the audience and explained to those who didn't understand, "Everyone, this is a soybean advertisement."
“Don’t you think you need some cucumber when eating fried noodles?”
"Advertising for cucumbers?"
"Don't you need a little yellow sauce when eating fried noodles?"
"What kind of advertisement is this?"
Luan Yunping looked puzzled, and Qi Yuncheng immediately asked with his head held high, "When eating fried noodles, don't you need to look at the yellow plate?"
"Never heard of it!! Who is eating Zhajangmyeon***!"
When Qi Yuncheng suddenly said what he just said, he subconsciously became frightened and quickly waved his hand.
"I'm sorry, there's something wrong with the line. I just connected to Luan Yunping's radio tuner."
When she said this, Luan Yunping herself became happy, "I'm always there!"
"What you are going to enjoy next are commercials!"
"Here we go again!"
"Hey, isn't this Teacher Luan Yunping?
It’s me! (lowering throat)”
"Why am I saying this?" Luan Yunping added.
Qi Yuncheng was also puzzled and quickly asked, "What's wrong with your throat?
Hi, hemorrhoids!!"
"I've never heard of it!!" The more she spoke, the more outrageous she became. Luan Yunping pointed at her throat and said silently, "Hemorrhoids are causing your throat?"
"It doesn't matter if you have hemorrhoids. You are welcome to choose Deyun Qingyin Pills. Taking Qingyin Pills will ensure your voice is clear and loud."
"What about my hemorrhoids?"
"Go to the hospital!!"
"Nonsense! You should have gone to the hospital a long time ago."
After the commercial was broadcast, Qi Yuncheng started his own program again, deliberately amplifying his voice.
"Dear audience friends, now is the time for our Pingju opera laymen to sing."
"Then why sing so hard?"
After another compliment, Luan Yunping calmed herself down a little.
This program is actually a lot of gossip, so every time Qi Yuncheng speaks, Luan Yunping has to come up with something funny.
And every sentence requires size, so this really requires experience and tacit understanding.
But Luan Yunping knew it while performing, and the effect was pretty good.
Then continue to look at your partner.
"As we all know, Pingju Opera is the main local opera in Northeast China and North China. It is easy to understand and has many fans among the people.
We selected two friends who are the most outsiders among many outsiders."
"Good guy, this is awesome enough."
“One of these two people’s online names is called Who Come to Kill Me, and the other is called Let Me Kill Who!”
"This is the best partner."
"The two of them are going to perform a duet with Yang Ershe for charity. This is a traditional program. One of them sings Hua Dan, and the other sings Xiaosheng.
Hua Dan's voice is very high, soaring into the clouds, and Xiao Sheng's singing voice is low and melodious and full of charm!
Singing it will shock the heavens and make the ghosts and gods weep!"
Luan Yunping: "Then let's listen!"
Words are given.
Qi Yuncheng himself really had to make some preparations, because he really doesn't sing high-pitched songs, and it was also for the sake of today's performance and a higher system score.
It also means more purchasing power.
So after a few seconds of brewing, a high-pitched voice suddenly came out.
"There is an adult in Henan, Yang, Yang Jifeng!!!!"
This sound was heard clearly throughout the theater without a microphone, and the audience's expressions instantly became excited.
After all, a high-pitched voice can easily make people emotional.
But Luan Yunping was different. She was startled and clutched her heart in pain.
A few seconds later, Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and lowered his voice, "That's my father's second-rank official~~"
"This is too low."
"(Gao) Ask your parents how they are doing!!!"
"Ouch!"
"(Low) My parents are unfortunately in trouble~~"
"Okay, okay!" Luan Yun grabbed Qi Yuncheng, and then waved her hand, "I almost feel like I'm crazy. If I sing again, do you believe I'll kill them both?