Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 179: After passing five levels and killing six generals, I have already taken three places!
Chapter 179: After passing five levels and killing six generals, I have already taken three places!
"This time I sit on the horse majestically, holding a gun in my hand."
His steps opened slightly, Qi Yuncheng's expression was solemn, and he held a gun in his hand, giving him the feeling of a military commander.
At the same time, he pointed back with his right hand, "The people standing behind you are all my soldiers."
"Really?"
"Oh, I feel happy in my heart, I said where are we?
If someone approaches, report back to the general, Dongling Pass!"
"Is this a barrier?"
"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Donlingguan, a city. Who am I again?
Why have you forgotten yourself? You are General Bian Xi! General Bian!
Oh, I am Bian Xi, Donglingguan!!"
After saying these one or two sentences, the audience actually guessed something, and there was a little movement from time to time.
But actor Luan Yunping acted like she didn't know, and kept looking at her partner as she spoke.
"At this time, the enemy from the opposite side will come."
"Is there a war?"
"Sitting on a horse holding the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, with a red face and a long beard!"
"What is this?" Luan Yunping heard this and asked quickly.
"Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang! Oh, he came to me while he was talking. Before I could say anything, he raised his knife, click!!"
Qi Yuncheng gestured towards his neck. Luan Yunping finally understood and was startled at the same time, "Is this going to kill me?"
"At that time, my vision went dark, my pants were wiped, and I traveled through time. When I opened my eyes again, I was in Luoyang, and it was outside the gate of Luoyang City.
Sitting on the horse, I am still majestic."
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng gave another look and pointed with his hand, "There is another person next to me."
"This is?"
"I asked you what your name is?
He was stunned, why don’t you recognize me? My name is Meng Tan and your name is Han Fu!"
After saying this, Qi Yuncheng nodded and understood, and then asked again, "Then who are we waiting for?
Wait for Guan Gong!!!"
"Why are you still waiting for Guan Gong!!" Luan Yunping couldn't help but praise.
And when it comes to this, the laughter in the audience can hardly stop, because they had predicted this situation when they heard about Luoyang City. Of course, there is no work.
It was the first time for them to hear this passage, and they didn’t know where to go.
Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath and suddenly looked ahead, "Good guy, just as I was talking, someone came here. He had a big red face, a long beard, and was carrying a knife.
Come here!
Click!"
"Ouch, killed again?"
"I want to travel through time!!!"
"Are you still wearing it?"
"Open your eyes again, yo!!! I am Meng Tan!!"
Hahahahaha!
This time, the laughter in the auditorium was not restrained at all, and everyone was happy.
I’ve never seen anyone so unlucky when traveling through time. He didn’t wear anything right, so he wore it to the side.
Qi Yuncheng bared his teeth and said, "I just saw the head next to me go down!"
"Ouch!"
"Do I know that too?"
"Don't tell anyone this."
"Guan Gong ignored me and cut me off again with a click of the knife. Then a white light appeared. When I opened my eyes again, I arrived at Bishui Pass."
"Sishui Pass?"
"The guard at Sishui Pass is called Kong Xiu. He is sitting on a horse with a knife in his hand. He comes towards me with a red face!!"
"Okay, here we go again."
As soon as he said it, there was a burst of laughter from below.
Amid the laughter, Qi Yuncheng felt like crying behind the microphone, "Oh, I have already taken three places after passing five levels and killing six generals. This is the fourth time.
As we were talking, I came over and asked, can we discuss something?"
"Did he discuss it?"
Qi Yuncheng raised his right hand and slashed down suddenly, "Fuck you."
"Well, nothing has been negotiated."
"The head was about to fall to the ground, so I shouted my last wish."
"You yell?"
"I want to be Guan Gong!!!"
At this time, the atmosphere at the scene became more and more lively, because many people were already in the rhythm of the actors, and the actors shouted very loudly.
The atmosphere just got better.
After shouting, Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "Pants wipe——"
Luan Yunping asked curiously, "How is it going this time?"
"This time I'm sitting on the horse, I'm the one with the big red face, the five-willow long beard, and the Qinglong Yanyue Sword!"
"It's done."
"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng nodded, tilted his head upward, and then said with a stunned expression, "Looking up, I saw Maicheng written on the city gate!!!"
"Hoo!!!"
Here you go.
Luan Yunping almost lost her guard and complained in laughter, "It won't work if I don't go to the right place!!!"
After holding on to the table for a long time, Qi Yuncheng took a breath: "Why is my life so miserable? Oh, there is nothing we can do, we can only move forward.
I remember that there was a big pit in my head. Guan Gong was unlucky to be in this pit. If I could escape through it by any chance.
Can history be rewritten?"
Luan Yunping said: "You really dare to think about it."
Qi Yuncheng: "Bah bang bang! Hit the horse three times, and the horse will run away..."
Luan Yunping: "Jumped over?"
Qi Yuncheng: "It jumped up and fell inside."
Luan Yunping: "Then it still fell inside."
Qi Yuncheng: "I shouted something when I fell inside, hit the Sakura imperialists!"
Luan Yunping: "Then you won't even die if you fall."
"Hey!" After shouting, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to lower his head and sigh slowly, "I made a wish before I died.
And I also want to be more down-to-earth."
"How to keep your feet on the ground?"
"Can I time travel and become a person with a little bit of ability in our industry? My wish is to be a person born in the 1970s, because age is very important for us to learn folk art."
"That is."
"An artist who can speak cross talk, storytelling, and a little bit of everything else.
At the same time, there are a large number of people following me.
A person even envied and rejected by the folk art community."
"Why are you still rejecting it?"
"I will succeed!!! Pants wipe——!!"
"This time?"
As soon as his partner asked, Qi Yuncheng suddenly dwarfed, then clasped his hands together, took a step forward, walked out of the microphone and spoke.
"Guo Degang!!!!
If you say heaven is close to you, then heaven is considered close to you~~"
Hahahahaha!
"Okay!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
A bang.
Almost all the audience in the whole theater were extremely happy.
Many people were patting their thighs and laughing, because this apprentice has really never been with his master.
I didn’t expect that even as I was saying this, I could even mention it halfway.
Simply invincible.
And don’t let the audience be happy.
At this moment, I saw a group of people performing Qi Yuncheng's performance on the side screen, and it was even more lively than them.
Shi Fukuan was sitting on a chair. When he saw this, he laughed so much that he almost burst into tears.
Unexpected, but reasonable.
That's something that this child has been holding tightly to.
When Jin heard what she said, he couldn't help but laugh and kept praising, "Bringing in children is the stuff of performance! Look at the effect of the introduction and the atmosphere of the theater.
It’s rare.
It seems that cross talk is the most suitable for him."
"Hey! It's just a child trying to be clever."
Amidst the restless theater sounds, Guo Degang looked at Qi Yuncheng after he answered his father's words.
Okay, how could it be bad?
That’s what he likes the most.
Even when I mentioned it just now, he got goosebumps, because this paragraph had never been mentioned to him before.
I don’t know how to figure this out.
No wonder my senior brother Yu Qianhui absolutely agreed. He probably knew about this already.
But looking at the audience below, Guo Degang still knew something. The reason why the child chose a new joke was probably because of the young people present.
Because young people do like these things, but on the other hand, it also indirectly shows that only young people like these things.
So if you want to satisfy everyone, you have to look at his personal basic skills.