Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 203 Master, is there Fenhe Bay in your and uncle’s show tonight?
Chapter 203 Master, is there Fenhe Bay in your and uncle’s show tonight?
Carry all the way to the backstage.
When the children laid Yu Qian down on the sofa, Guo Degang turned around and looked around and found that Shaobing and Xiaosi were not there.
I know it’s time to play.
But the more this happens, the more worried and panicked I become.
Half an hour is enough for anything.
So I shouted quickly.
"Take off your uncle's clothes, and then buy some more mineral water to induce vomiting. Otherwise, how will you do this?
It's about to start."
In fact, there is no need for him to say it.
A group of actors backstage have already begun to work.
Those who bought water, prepared towels, and Qi Yuncheng helped the uncle take off his clothes.
As long as you can sober up, it really doesn't matter.
So for a while, the uncle was lying on the sofa, wearing only a white coat and shorts, which was very cool.
It's still February, and it's almost March. Although it's not too cold, wearing this kind of clothes is quite uncomfortable no matter where you go.
But the uncle drank, and even so he was not awake.
Fortunately, the water was prepared quickly, and without saying a word, several people started to help the uncle drink it.
I didn’t have much reaction after I went down.
But it can’t handle the large volume.
As soon as I raised my head, I spit out everything I drank. Only in this way can I sober up as quickly as possible.
Just like this, going back and forth, Yu Qian's clothes got wet in large areas, and patches of water spilled on the ground backstage.
Fortunately, I own the backstage, so I can do whatever I want with it.
But just when a group of people were busy filling water and wiping, Qi Yuncheng suddenly thought of something, and without speaking to the master, he turned around and went to the side curtain.
The purpose is to make the shaobing and the small four yards behind.
How can I possibly come to power in my current state?
After going up to the side curtain.
The first thing Qi Yuncheng saw was the big shape of Shaobing, and then Xiao Si was beside him and complimented him from time to time.
But it hasn’t reached the state of anxiety yet.
Because it is still normal time at this time, both of them are still using normal words.
It's just that Shaobing will look at the side screen from time to time, because he also knows that something is going on.
So it’s been almost half an hour, and I haven’t dared to tell the truth.
At this time, I happened to take a look and found that the side curtain, which had been unoccupied, was finally visited. I was very happy, but the next second Qi Yuncheng gave a sign behind the code.
My heart suddenly felt like I had eaten something dirty.
I don’t know how to do it, but I have no choice but to face the more than 400 looks and continue talking.
"How's it going? Did you tell me?"
As soon as Qi Yuncheng came down, Guo Degang asked.
"I said it, but how long does it have to be delayed?"
"Who knows, but I can't care about the sesame cakes. Let's continue messing with you until you wake up completely.
Otherwise Shaobing will kill us first!"
After Qi Yuncheng heard this, he smiled for a while, but it was a constant bitter smile. However, when he went to the uncle's place, he still asked.
"Master, is there Fenhewan in your and uncle's show tonight?"
I just came here and was in a hurry. Qi Yuncheng really didn’t know the specific program list, so I asked first.
Guo Degang must have been puzzled. He didn't know why he asked about this program alone, but he didn't think much about it. Instead, he sighed, "Yes! Your uncle and I rarely perform this program.
Some viewers wanted to watch it some time ago, so I thought about it.
But who would have thought that such a thing could happen."
"I understand, Master! Then I'll get busy!"
After saying this, Qi Yuncheng continued to clean up.
Anyway, it is a gastric lavage method to wake up the uncle, but how can it be so easy for the uncle to sober up?
Although the alcohol content of the beer is not high, but three people drink twenty pints, not to mention that the uncle still likes to drink it, it is definitely more than the average for three people.
Therefore, even after vomiting a lot, it is impossible to wake up clearly.
At most, I sit reluctantly, open my eyes, and watch the children working here, but say that I want to lift my legs or hands.
That’s no strength at all.
And just to slow down the tension, the time was delayed for another half an hour.
At the same time, if the half hour is added up, it means that Shaobing and Xiao Si performed directly on the stage for an hour.
For this reason, Qi Yuncheng didn't dare to take another look at the side curtain.
Because if it’s a formal cross talk plus an encore, it’s pretty good if it lasts for an hour.
But they just said that the whole thing is just to play lantern riddles. This thing is just one lantern riddle after another.
Apart from this, there is no other way to shake off the burden.
But they still couldn't be let down, so Guo Degang had no choice but to ask Xiao Meng to go to the side curtain to talk to them.
But now the uncle is much better and can recover.
So with the help of the children, he changed out of his soaked clothes. After changing them, he quickly put on his coat. While he was wearing it, there were several disciples fanning him, just to make him feel better.
Guo Degang actually felt relieved when he saw this, at least he was almost awake, but at this moment.
Some journalist friends came over backstage.
Seeing them, Guo Degang could only welcome them, because he knew they were here for interviews. After all, Deyun was also famous all over the country.
It’s normal to have friends in this field.
The reporter who came in did not notice anything wrong at all, but only smelled a strong smell of alcohol.
But where can I ask?
Say something first.
"Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu! Are you two free now? Can you do an interview?"
Although Yu Qian was awake at this moment, he was still not in good health. Logically speaking, he should refuse, but Guo Degang agreed.
Because he didn’t know how far his senior brother had sobered up, he could take it easy while interviewing and read the specific dialogue.
Otherwise, it would be a mess if he went on stage and started drinking like crazy.
So, the interview began, and the question was naturally about the program to be performed today.
There are also some business matters.
When asked about the time, the reporter was still curious, "Teacher Yu, are you feeling uncomfortable?
I always feel like you don’t look good.”
Now Yu Qian is no longer as blushing as when he was drinking, but how can he look good with these bursts of vomiting?
Yu Qian's expression condensed slightly, and he quickly explained, "I felt a little uncomfortable eating at lunch!"
The reporter immediately expressed concern, "How do you feel now?"
"It's okay. Maybe my stomach is still a little bad, but I've been working on losing weight recently, so that's it."
As soon as he said it, Guo Degang and Qi Yuncheng standing next to him all smiled, because everyone knew that this was a lie.
And the reporter really believed it.
Then I asked about the program list, "Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu, I remember that this should be your first time performing Fenhewan, right?
I looked at the playbill and rarely acted."
"Yes!" Yu Qian nodded first at this time, "It's our first time playing Fenhewan, and we have never spoken about it before.
But this is a traditional joke, and both of us are familiar with it.
So there is no need to rehearse, just a little adjustment.
If you charge up to a pair of bottoms, then there will be no problem.
As long as you know how to do it, it's easy.
After all, you may have heard this type of jokes, they are all similar..."
One sentence.
Yu Qian spoke slowly, and even seemed to be answering fluently, but Guo Degang was panicking in his heart.
Senior Brother, why don't you want to stop it now?
He didn't want to stop, but people were going to die on stage.
So I quickly gave him a look.
After this look, Yu Qian didn't react and kept talking, because although he was mentally awake, his mind was sometimes in a trance.
Seeing the situation, Qi Yuncheng quickly said something.
"Master, uncle! The biscuits are almost finished."
After hearing this sentence, Yu Qian narrowed his eyes slightly, turned around and asked, "He is here too, Shaobing? Where is he? Why didn't I see him?"
"Yes! How could you see it?" Qi Yuncheng continued speechlessly, "His opening, the second one was between you and Master, how long do you guess it took now?"
"Hey, it's almost nine o'clock! Then let's stop the interview and let's go to the side curtain!"
"Okay, thank you both!! I won't disturb you anymore, and I wish you both a smooth performance!"
The reporter didn’t come here to cause trouble. After learning this, he quickly stopped the interview.
Guo Degang watched his senior brother slowly get up and found that it was okay. It seemed that he had recovered during the interview.
The body can use its strength.
But this brain is probably really tough.
Because he really forgot about the sesame cakes.
It's impossible for him not to know.
However, Guo Degang didn't have time to think about this. It would be a good thing to sober up, so he turned to look at Yuncheng and Xiao Meng, "Hurry up, go to the side screen and tell Shaobing and Xiaosi that they are ready to tell the truth."