Chapter 205 It’s over, the master is going to die on stage!
"Oh!!!"
"Okay!!!",
"Teacher Guo, I love you!"
"Teacher Yu! I love you too!!"
……
"Thank you, so many people are here! It's very lively here, haha, what's the smell like on the stage."
As soon as they came up, Guo De quickly fanned himself a few times as soon as he got the microphone, because the smell of alcohol would not go away for a while.
Yu Qian was also smiling a little at this moment. Knowing that his partner was talking about drinking, he subconsciously said, "My eyes are a bit blurry."
"Just now, it was a cross talk performed by two actors from Deyun. It was pretty good, and I count on you to support it.
But let me introduce you to the teacher next to me, whose surname is Donkey!"
"You're welcome, your teacher!!!"
Audience: "Hahahaha!"
"Why are you laughing at this?"
The audience was all amused after hearing this, but Yu Qian was very puzzled and looked down to ask a question.
That is to say, when he asked this question, Guo Degang broke out in sweat.
Is this because I didn’t hear you or because I’m still drunk?
For a while, he could only lean towards the latter.
But this is not a big deal, so there is almost no movement in the large group of people and the audience on the side. After all, this is not a mistake.
But Qi Yuncheng, who just thought he was a great uncle, was instantly slapped in the face.
Now, I don’t know why my body is still on the stage, but my soul and spirit are completely empty.
Completely hanging by a sense of consciousness.
"Let me go, did you get drunk just now? Then the alcohol started to hit you?"
Thinking of the way the uncle suddenly went to the side curtain just now, Qi Yuncheng suddenly realized.
But it’s useless to understand, because it’s not him who is talking about cross talk at the moment, but Master Guo Degang!
Fortunately, Guo Degang also realized that there was a problem. After telling him a little burden, he decisively started to live.
So he shook his sleeves and spoke.
"As far as my identity is concerned~~"
As soon as your voice becomes longer, you should say in a flattering tone, who are you, and then start to get to Fenhe Bay.
But Yu Qian's mind was completely confused and he said whatever he saw, especially when he saw Guo Degang retracting his hands into his sleeves and flying around.
He quickly complained loudly, "You are going to fly!!"
While talking to Yu Qianye, he retracted his hands into his sleeves and followed them to learn the movements and the signs of flying, "Why are you doing this?
This is still a performance."
When Guo Degang didn't answer again, he immediately said, "You are the Angry Bird!"
"Hey!" Yu Qian smiled and started to praise the stream of consciousness, "You said that one jumped out."
"Hey, there is a pig next to the bird."
"Okay, don't mention that." Yu Qian smiled and said a few words. Almost no one saw the problem, especially the audience.
But Guo Degang was really anxious. If he didn't answer, he would break the pot and come directly.
"That is to say, people respect me wherever I go, because I am also an artist myself, and after all, I am half a peer with you!"
"Half a colleague, aren't you talking about cross talk?"
Guo Degang was so happy at this sentence that he quickly turned around and looked at him and said, "You want to die. How could you tell that I was talking about cross talk?"
I am engaged in art."
After saying that, Guo Degang lifted up his coat, dwarfed his body, and deliberately lost his appearance.
At this time, you can just say something about art, but Yu Qian frowned, "You don't look like an art person? Do you want to go to the toilet? You will squat down immediately."
"No, let's tell the truth!"
Guo De just took a long breath, put his hands into the front scarf of his coat, and wanted to lift it up, just to expose his legs and remind him that it was a leg job and it was time to get in.
But what Yu Qian saw was him putting his hands on his waistband, so he simply said again, "Do you want to pee?"
Hahahahaha!
Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter.
And they laugh.
The group of people in the background have absolutely nothing to say.
Only Shaobing, who had changed his clothes, stood there and shouted directly, "It's over, Master is going to die on stage, and I'm still drunk."
"Brother Cake, can you say something nice?" Xiao Meng looked on and muttered, although he also admitted this point of view.
Shaobing curled his lips and said, "This is a fact. My eyes are not bright, but I can still continue to support you. I really admire you."
"Okay, be quiet and keep watching." Qi Yuncheng said, and then several people turned their attention to the stage again.
At this moment, Guo Degang really had no choice, because he couldn't predict what his next sentence would be. He grabbed the handkerchief on the table and wiped his sweat, then picked up the fan and banged it on the table.
"We are walking together, don't you see? Uncles are walking together."
"Never heard of it." Yu Qian waved his hands and ignored his partner's intention of fanning.
"I'm an opera singer!"
Guo Degang didn't care about him and forced him into the job directly.
And this also proves the importance of praise. If you don't live it, it can kill you.
"Oh, opera singer? Which kind of music?" Yu Qian immediately responded.
"Bangzi!!!"
"Hebei Bangzi?"
"Hey, do you know Hebei Bangzi?"
As soon as he put his hands into his sleeves, Guo Degang jumped for joy, but Yu Qian added, "Are you a stilt walker or a bangzi player?
What are you jumping about?"
"I'm so happy to have met my soulmate!"
"Am I considered a close friend?"
"There are not many close friends, one is better than ten!!"
"That's right, singing bangzi is great."
At this tone and voice, Guo Degang was inexplicably stunned for half a second. After staring at his senior brother, he found that he had nothing to say, so he could only continue to speak, "In the early years, I didn't even want to say where I was from. A certain region in the country.
A clapper troupe actor!
The singing was so good that the actors in our area framed me."
"Tsk!"
Yu Qian said with a pinch of teeth, "What type of music did this crosstalk actor catch and framed?"
"Because our cross talkers are really not outstanding!"
"The one who framed Bangzi?"
"Later, I got angry and realized that if I don't leave my husband here, I have a place to stay. There is no grass anywhere in the world, and I can eat anywhere."
"What kind of crossing is this?"
"Okay, I'll go across the ocean and go to the island country to develop."
"Go to the island country and sing clappers???"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, then, since you are a professional actor, then..."
Yu Qian spoke directly. Of course, he didn't know what he was talking about at all. He just followed instinctively. When the time came, he just followed.
But just because of this, the sweat on Guo Degang's forehead never stopped, and he even stared at Yu Qian in disbelief.
Why did he take the initiative to mention the island country? It was because when he mentioned Bangzi, Yu Qian still didn't respond, so he wanted to use the island country to remind him about Bangzi in a roundabout way.
After all, usually here, Peng Dou wants him to sing, and then Peng Dou and the two start to divide the work. After dividing the work, they divide the arias and characters, but he doesn't accept it.
And he picked it up backwards, but if he really picked it up, Fenhe Bay would 100% become the island country Bangzi.
So maybe it’s not scary.
Answer the call quickly.
"You can't say that. Now I no longer work professionally, even though I have a stage name. Although I still work in this industry, I haven't done it for a long time..."
Here is a paragraph.
Qi Yuncheng and a group of fellow apprentices behind the scenes were all worried about their master. How could they not hear what they did?
The uncle just wanted Master to sing Island Bangko.
Fortunately, Master was there, otherwise I really don’t know where I would have been.
But at this moment, there were similar discussions in the audience.
Because looking at Guo Degang and Yu Qian on the stage, it was impossible for them not to notice something.
"Good guy, did you want me to sing the island country bangzi just now?"
"What's going on? Is Teacher Yu a little strange today?"
"I don't think so. I think it's normal! But there is a smell of alcohol. I wonder if Teacher Guo has been drinking. He is so excited and excited!"
"Anyway, one of them must have been drinking, so he can't escape!!"
"Anyway, I can't stop laughing. Good guy, why don't many uncles pick up the call? How come you?"
"Is there a possibility that the uncle came on stage drunk?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible, a drunk person can praise it so clearly?"