Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 207 If I tell your uncle again that I am the one in Fenhewan!
Chapter 207 If I tell your uncle again that I am the one in Fenhewan!
Time passes minute by minute.
From Yu Qian's sentence that it's time for Ding Shan'er to arrive, the cross talk started to get on the right track.
Even if there are mistakes later.
Guo Degang can also find it back in an instant, and then perform according to the original burden.
After performing for another ten minutes or so, the two of them gave in.
But the moment he stepped down.
Guo Degang's heart was racing, and his forehead was covered with beads of sweat.
This cross talk is nowhere near.
Fortunately, it’s finally over.
But you blame it on drinking?
That's impossible. Even when he got to the side curtain, he immediately greeted him, "Hurry up and help your uncle go down and rest.
The more you stare at him in confusion, the more he will wake up, but I can’t bear it anyway."
Finished explaining.
Meng Hetang immediately helped his godfather down, but at this time, Yu Qian was still confused when walking.
Because after the performance, my energy suddenly disappeared again, so I was immediately helpless when I bumped into the sofa.
Guo Degang followed him to the backstage to rest, but he didn't say a word for a long time.
Mainly because I’m tired!
Mentally tired.
However, Qi Yuncheng came over to hand him a cup of tea as if he was gloating about his misfortune, "Master, how are you? Are you okay?"
Guo Degang didn't answer immediately. After taking the water and taking a sip, he started to complain, "If I tell your uncle again in the future, I am the one in Fenhewan!!"
"Isn't this the end of the story? You are amazing." Qi Yuncheng, a disciple, rarely praised his master. At the same time, he was smiling because of what he just said.
Guo Degang glanced at his apprentice and was speechless, "Since the class rules came in, no one brings wine to the stage, except for you, Mr. Qian'er.
Good guy, it’s more powerful than giving me a sap!!
Of course, your uncle didn’t come on stage drunk.
I am setting a negative example for you!
I remind you that this will be wrong in the future."
"Master, you are still praising me and saving up for the last game. When the uncle comes again, I guess you won't say this."
"Ouch!! There's still one more show!!"
Suddenly, Guo Degang began to frown. He thought he was done for the day, otherwise he wouldn't be able to tell this joke.
However, Qi Yuncheng was even happier when he was there. It was true that he rarely saw his master in a trance and embarrassment, especially when the uncle threw his chair. He was definitely as scared as they were.
After all, if you mess around, it's over.
But I won’t really tell Master about it.
Qi Yuncheng casually searched for it, picked up a folding fan from the table in the background, opened it, and slowly fanned his master.
And he turned to look at the sofa next to him, because the uncle was lying on it.
Slept well.
The people around Xiao Meng and the sesame cakes coming and going have no effect on him at all.
However, after watching for a long time, Guo Degang gradually calmed down and remembered something.
"Hey, I remember you went out with your daughter, right? Then you didn't come back halfway?"
Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "It's okay! Song Yi is very nice and understanding. I came after he said it."
"Yes, I also met during the day. It was indeed good, but why didn't you tell me? In the afternoon, I thought you two were not together.
Just mess around.
And now that your uncle is doing this, you must kill me here today."
Qi Yuncheng was puzzled, "I don't know about that. I thought the uncle told you, so I didn't say anything."
"Forget it! Forget it! I'm very happy that you can find such a good daughter. Let's meet again later. But there is still one more show. I have never felt so sad about performing cross talk.
It’s a matter of taking your own life.”
Guo Degang sighed deeply.
Because I don’t know if my senior brother will continue to talk nonsense.
There's no way.
Even if you talk nonsense, you can only persist.
But after a while, Guo Degang started to worry about his child again, "Now call your daughter. Don't just take the initiative and act like a fool.
The more we are together, the better we should be to others.
Besides, if you come over suddenly and she doesn’t know the specific situation, she will definitely be anxious.”
"Okay!"
Putting down the fan in his hand, Qi Yuncheng walked aside and called Song Yi to explain. He really needed to explain.
When leaving, I could see that she was indeed a little worried.
But they didn't talk for too long. After Song Yi learned about the situation, the two only communicated through text messages because they knew the performance was not over yet.
Not to mention having to take care of Uncle Qian'er.
During the half hour that the actor was assisting, Uncle Qian'er lay on the sofa backstage without moving.
In the last few minutes, Xiao Meng was woken up, and then several people helped him sober up, such as fanning him or wiping his face with hot water.
I am afraid that the accident just now will happen again.
As for the last program, it is also a traditional joke, called "Old Old Man"!
Orally created by folk artists in the late Qing Dynasty.
But taking the stage this time was very smooth.
Let's finish the performance quickly, and then the curtain call will take about ten minutes.
The crosstalk actors upstairs at Guojiacai have already begun to leave.
Although it doesn’t look very fast, but with the ninety minutes of the nightmare before Shaobing, the entire performance is not short. After all, it lasted for about two programs.
When it was time to leave at the end, Meng Hetang would still drive his godfather back.
But when he was about to leave, Guo Degang said a few words, "Send me a text message as soon as you get it home.
You uncle can be considered powerful if you drink like this.
It’s best if nothing else happens.”
"No problem, let's go then."
"Let's go, everyone go back quickly, this day is enough."
The words fell.
The entire backstage was empty at almost eleven o'clock.
The main reason why we didn't stay was because there was a very drunk person and Guo Degang was really tired.
There was almost no respite.
But Yu Qian is different.
As long as it's not performance time, he basically lies on the sofa backstage, drinking so much beer, if he doesn't rely on the belief that he needs to perform.
There is no way he can persevere.
So when the show ended, I fell asleep directly unconscious.
But there is no such thing as being awake all the time, being sent home by Xiao Meng, and the time reaches three o'clock in the morning.
Yu Qian sobered up and stood up from his wife's side with sleepy eyes.
We didn’t have anything else to do together. We just picked up our slippers and went to the living room to get a glass of water.
Finished drinking.
Yu Qian did not turn on the light, but used the faint light to slowly recall his performance during today's performance. This memory made him break into a cold sweat.
Because He De just talked about three cross talk shows, and he couldn't remember any of them.
Even if not a single fragment is saved, it’s just blank.
Then how did Degang act with himself in the fragment?
No need to think too much.
Quickly, Yu Qian took out his cell phone and apologized to his old partner, because he couldn't remember a single thing, so he couldn't have died on the stage before?