Qi Yuncheng could only express his gratitude from above, and could no longer reply like he was answering his girlfriend, because his girlfriend was right below.
If you really want to answer that way, you will soon have to face an angry and jealous face.
Besides, this is not his character, how could it be like this?
So after receiving the gift, he and Luan Yunping returned to their place.
"Thank you everyone! I can see that everyone is very happy, it's Dragon Boat Festival.
Eating rice dumplings and racing dragon boats are all festive activities."
"That's right." Luan Yunping replied standing behind the table looking at her partner.
"Of course, you all come here to listen to cross talk during the holidays, that's because you love us.
So we work hard.
As long as you are willing to listen, we will talk more today.
The same is true today."
"Okay!
”
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
When I heard that the venue would be extended today and the audience bought tickets, they must have felt that it was worth it and burst into bursts of joy and applause.
Wait for the applause to fall.
Qi Yuncheng would like to introduce the previous pair of actors first, "The actor who just performed for you is called Zhang Yunlei.
From the Yunzi family.
I have been with Deyun for a long time, but it was delayed for a few years due to some things, so I only came back recently.
It can be seen that I was very nervous going on stage and sweated a lot.
But it’s mainly because the heat has gotten hotter recently, and actors wear a long coat to cover themselves on stage, making it easy for them to get suffocated.”
"That's true."
"But having said that, the weather now is actually average in terms of cold and hot weather."
"Really?" Luan Yunping said something from time to time.
Qi Yuncheng held the table and made a reminiscing gesture, "I heard from my master that it was so cold when he was in elementary school that the ground could freeze to crack.
I don’t know anyone who feels that way. Even when their children go to school, they feel like they can be blown away by the wind.”
"So big?"
"Now that the climate is getting warmer, it's not that cold anymore, but even the cold at that time was not the coldest."
"When is the coldest time?"
"To say that it is the coldest and hottest time, it must be said to be the old age."
This time Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping entered the scene very quickly, and the latter even came without saying a few words. The main reason is that the language of this joke is compact and full of humor.
So there is no need to carry any baggage or anything.
At this time, Luan Yunping looked puzzled, and said another sentence, "What time is it?"
"After checking the information and working hard, these things can withstand scientific scrutiny. Let me tell you which year.
When you hear it, yes!
No one had any objections."
"Really?"
Qi Yuncheng acted confident, but the next second he regretted, "Unfortunately, I don't know which year it is."
"This is not nonsense!
”
Luan Yunping repeated her words speechlessly, and the audience laughed a few times.
But Qi Yuncheng still looked very serious, "So, science is very rigorous."
"What's all this rigorous about?"
"You asked me, when was he born? I don't know. I can't just tell you nonsense. I just had a very good time in my old age."
"Are you okay?" Luan Yunping stared at her partner before speaking.
"There is a wind every three days, and a rain every five days. The wind does not break the trees, the rain does not damage the seedlings, the horses are released in Nanshan, the swords and guns are stored in the warehouse, it is a peaceful scene."
"Just that peaceful?"
"You didn't make it in time." After describing it, Qi Yuncheng said excitedly.
Luan Yunping said: "Then you caught up?"
"I didn't catch up either."
"This is not nonsense!"
"Isn't this a discussion? At that time, the cold was really cold and the hot was really hot. The cold was refreshing and the heat was amazing.
And that heat is called heat."
"Then how to heat it up?"
Qi Yuncheng followed the words and immediately stretched out his hand to make gestures while looking at the audience to explain.
"In the past, no matter it was a hotel or teahouse, the guise was made of tin, and the guise was changed one day at a time."
"What's going on?"
"It's hot. In the morning, the man hung up the disguise. After a while, the disguise started to melt.
That’s it.”
"Oh? Is it so hot?"
"Eggs can be eaten when you take them out. This means that you are ready to eat. They are all ready. Come to a big bowl with eggs, ducks, goose eggs, etc., and put them outside."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to hold the plate of eggs, and then shouted: "Get ready, okay! It was brought back in a flash."
"This is?"
"It's ripe."
……
After hearing this, everyone in the audience felt that it was amazing.
After sitting back in her seat, Song Yi listened even more so. After all, she listened to less cross talk, and she definitely couldn't finish listening to some traditional cross talk, but she has been working hard recently.
Anyway, I almost always turn on my boyfriend’s show at night.
Of course, that's because his voice and cross talk are so easy to help you fall asleep, almost to the point where you can sleep with him.
But at this time Qi Yuncheng continued to speak on the stage.
"As for the chickens, ducks, and small animals raised at home, there is no mention of letting them out during the day."
"Then what's wrong with going out?"
"You will die if you go out. As soon as you go out, you will be stung, stung, stung. My family should prepare soy sauce quickly."
"Are you ready to eat?"
"It's ripe."
"Are you going to let it go?"
"Let it go at night. If there is a sheep at home and the sheep wants to run away, tie it up with a stick immediately.
The big sheep has a big stick, the little sheep has a small stick.
That naughty one went out with a stick.
In the evening, people hurried out to pick them up, some were big and some were small."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand as if holding mutton skewers. Luan Yunping was stunned when she saw it, "Have you skewered this lamb yourself?"
"It's so hot, it's so hot that I can't help it. Don't talk about animals, there's no one on the street during the day."
"Why does that person go out to do errands?"
"Yes, I have to go to work and do errands."
"Yes."
"Then pick a cloudy day. Even the workplace is closed. I go to work on a cloudy day and can't go out on a sunny day."
"What about going out?" As if looking for trouble, my partner Luan Yunping kept asking.
"As soon as this man goes out, the sun comes.
If it gets pricked, the hair will be gone."
"Bald?"
"Yeah, have you seen the bald man on the street? He was bald back then."
"You're all bald at that age?"
"Well!
”
Qi Yuncheng affirmed with confidence, but the stage was quiet for a few seconds because Luan Yunping really couldn't believe it.
After you have calmed down, pull your partner's hand and speak.
"Wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"There are many types of bald people. For example, some bald people have hair on the back but no hair on the front. What's going on?"
Qi Yuncheng gestured back and forth on his head, and he roughly understood what it meant, "Is this a bald spot? The front is shiny, and the back is shawl-haired?"
"Don't worry about how many are behind, what's going on."
"Harm! This is caused by the sun."
"How did you do this?"
"Let's take a look." Qi Yuncheng raised his head to look at the weather in the sky, then turned back to look at the audience, "Hey, it's cloudy today, let's go to work.
Wash your face, rinse your mouth, put away your things, get dressed and carry your bag.
Open the door to go to work and push the door open.
My head is going in and out."
"Yes."
"The clouds passed, and as soon as the sun came out, there was a piercing sound."
"This is?"
Qi Yuncheng patted his hair in front, and then suddenly shook it back, "The hair in the front is gone, but the hair in the back is still flowing."
"Stop being so elegant."
"Do you know this?"
"Oh, is that how you sunbathe?"
Luan Yunping finally understood. After thinking about it for a while, she asked, "What else? There is hair in the front, but no hair in the back."