Chapter 261 I still hope to perform Wu Pendant with my master!
After looking at his girlfriend’s last text message and thinking about her usual figure, Qi Yuncheng really didn’t expect to buy a bigger one.
It's indeed a bit embarrassing.
Maybe I really overestimated it.
As for asking again, there is nothing wrong with it.
She was probably asleep now, so she would ask later. So on the way home, Qi Yuncheng turned around and pulled out a one-liner said by Mr. Liu Baorui.
I have to save my time and say this once.
He needs to study hard.
But that doesn’t mean I won’t.
Although this system did not give him any experience in this area, stand-up is also the basic skill of cross talk.
The basic skills of cross talk are not just as simple as learning to sing.
It is divided into twelve doors in total.
Opening poem, Men Liu'er, Bai Shasha Zi, Taiping lyrics, stand-up comedy, flattery, teasing, three-person cross talk, asking for money, double yellow, ventriloquism, counting treasures.
Among them, stand-up is also included, and it is also a must-learn.
But it has to be said that a lot of ground skills are rarely performed in theaters and are rarely passed down.
Let’s not talk about other things, just talk about Baisha. In fact, not many people in Deyun know it.
Of course, there are some disciples who are capable of spreading rumors, but they are not proficient.
After all, there is almost no need for this stuff now, so naturally I can’t learn it, and I don’t know if Teacher Gao and the others will teach it.
But there is one thing to say, this thing.
He, Qi Yuncheng, really knows how to do it.
He used to live in a big courtyard and learned from practicing with his master.
The place for practice is the entire ground.
There were a few dogs nearby, so I was having a good time.
It’s just that he hasn’t touched this thing for several years.
Because there is really no place to use it.
It's impossible to say something on the stage and suddenly someone comes, right?
The form of expression is different. If it is not on the roadside, it will not be easy to display.
"Hey!"
Thinking of this, Qi Yuncheng, who originally liked folk arts, actually felt quite uncomfortable, fearing that another few decades would pass.
These basic skills are really just talk.
Very unwilling.
Because this is actually one of the traditional cultures of our country, and it is also a craft. If one skill is missing, it means that one skill has been covered up in the long river of time.
Anyway, no matter what, if I am thirty or forty years old in the future, I will accept a disciple by myself.
Regardless of whether you need to use these or not, you must learn them.
But just when I was thinking about this, Master Liu Baorui's unique yin-yang voice suddenly came from the mobile phone. As soon as I heard this voice.
Qi Yuncheng felt like everything was back to his childhood, but he couldn't disturb the driver, so he lowered his voice.
But the next second, the master in front spoke.
"It's okay, young man, please turn up the volume louder. I also like cross talk and folk art. It's okay!"
"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng agreed with a smile, and then raised the volume slightly.
Soon, the only voice left in the car was Master Liu Baorui.
But to be honest, Master Liu Baorui’s voice was once disliked by his master, Mr. Zhang Shoucheng.
Because I am tone-deaf, I was born missing one of the skills, and everything I sing is out of tune.
Afterwards, I really formed my own artistic style.
Then he became the stand-up king among the people of later generations.
But in this stand-up, Mr. Liu Baorui really cannot surpass his master, Mr. Zhang Shoucheng.
Because Liu Baorui is known as the king of stand-up, Mr. Zhang Shoucheng is also known as the big joker, and his skills are very high.
But compared with his mentor, he has his own unique performance style, and can even be said to have formed a personal artistic school.
So this can be regarded as another way of saying that one is better than another.
After all, when it comes to stand-up, people will definitely think of him first.
That's it.
Along the way.
Qi Yuncheng listened to a lot of Sir's jokes, all of them classics, so he got home without even realizing it.
After arriving home.
I'm still listening, but focusing on the Apprentice joke.
It’s not just about speaking words, but also the performance techniques, changes in voice rhythm, and hesitation and frustration all need to be studied.
This research is actually not a matter of one or two days.
At the same time, the things provided by the system were not delayed.
No way.
Those things really can’t be digested completely within a period of time, let alone the Jingyun drum that I just got recently.
So now he doesn't expect the system to appear again.
Fortunately, the system really didn’t come out.
Otherwise, if it's another ten years, he really won't know where to start learning.
Anyway, I am only in my twenties, so take your time.
But for schools.
Guo Degang, Wang Hui, and Gao Feng were really attentive. When the cooperation was established, they even went to the school to show up.
And Guo Degang even became a visiting professor at this school. For a time, it attracted a lot of attention from the media or online.
Because everyone knows that he is not highly educated.
If you become a professor and can give lectures to college students, some people will definitely criticize you.
But this is a matter of mutual consent. Deyun doesn't care about anything at all. The main thing is to cooperate in running schools.
But that's exactly why.
As for the theater, Gao Feng and the others are too busy.
So Luan Yunping's arrangement is very useful.
Then about a week later, Qi Yuncheng’s stand-up comedy show at Deyun Tianqiao was finally here.
This time Qi Yuncheng didn’t arrive right after the opening ceremony.
We didn’t reach the backstage until the fourth performance of the show.
Mainly because it rained today, so I didn’t know what to do if I came so early.
"Brother, are you here?"
When Meng Hetang saw someone backstage, he immediately shouted.
Qi Yuncheng nodded, put the umbrella in his hand down in the corner, and took care of his shoes and shoulders that were wet by the rain.
It's not raining heavily.
But it’s not small either.
The feeling of pattering.
"How are the people who came today? Luan Yunping went to perform at another venue, and it rained, so there shouldn't be that many people coming."
"Where!" Meng Hetang immediately said again, "This time, a large number of spectators have already arrived at the opening of the show. They are all coming with umbrellas, and there are still so many spectators outside. Didn't you see it?" p>
"No."
Qi Yuncheng shook his head. How could he go through the front door when he came to the theater? Otherwise, he would be surrounded soon, so he usually went through the back door.
But when I came over, I also noticed that there were all umbrellas in the lane by the back door.
"Who is talking now?" Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng asked again.
"A joke between Dalin and Mr. Hou."
"Hey, Mr. Hou also performed? This is rare."
"Warcraft said last week that it will be maintained today."
"That's no wonder."
Qi Yuncheng was still wondering why Mr. Hou said that. After explaining this, there really was no problem.
Otherwise, Mr. Hou would not be so diligent. How could he perform on stage so often if he didn't even want to write a small note in the program?
That’s tiring. Doesn’t it feel good to play games? Doesn’t it feel good to rest?
Unless you can’t play games at home anymore, then you can make do with theater performances.
Not much to say.
Qi Yuncheng quickly changed into a coat. Although he had only performed in the middle of the show, the rest of the show was not long, so after changing, he went to the side curtain to see Mr. Hou.
Take a look here.
Marquis and Dalin are having fun on stage.
Especially the former, who are talkative and add their own things to basic words, so they are hard to guard against.
He has his own unique characteristics and baggage, but I just don’t have the experience to get along with him.
So sometimes Dalin is so anxious that he is almost speechless.
And after they came down, one program followed another.
Soon it’s time for the last saving show.
It is also his own performance.
The host comes to the stage.
"Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy "The Apprentice"! The performer, Qi Yuncheng!
”
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
An announcement.
The audience under the stage was completely excited.
Even though the name of today’s saving show is only Qi Yuncheng, almost most people are here because of him.
Now that it's finally here, how can you not be excited?
Even before people came out of the side curtains, some audience members were already carrying their belongings and running from their seats to the bottom of the stage.
Qi Yuncheng, who had just come out, saw this and quickly took a few more steps to pick him up.
Let’s not talk about what we are holding in our hands.
Just looking at the excited and happy faces on the edge of the stage makes people feel happy.
But when I bent over and took a large box measuring several tens of centimeters from a girl, I was a little confused, "What is this?"
"A thousand-piece puzzle!
I bought it specially today."
Qi Yuncheng's expression didn't know what to say, "A thousand puzzles? Do you really think we said the cross talkers had nothing to do backstage? Then let's put together the puzzles together."
Hahahaha!
As soon as I said it, the sense of picture came over, and the audience burst into laughter.
And amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng also opened the box. Well, it was really a dense puzzle, but I still have to thank him.
"Thank you! The World of Warcraft server will be stopped today, and I will let Mr. Hou lead us to fight together later."
That’s it.
Qi Yuncheng continued to receive gifts from others, but after a while, an elder brother brought something big.
A large folding fan of nearly one meter.
When I brought it in, everyone around me gave it a careful thumbs up.
Qi Yuncheng himself was a little scared, "Is this for me?"
"That's right!"
"Then let me take a look."
Taking it from the stage, Qi Yuncheng felt that it was not light as soon as he held it in his hand, but he could hold it firmly, but the length was really more than half a person tall.
Then he used all his strength to open the closed folding fan.
Just hear a crash.
A beautiful large-scale landscape painting fan was displayed, and under the stage lights, this fan was even more dazzling and beautiful.
After seeing this.
Many viewers sighed.
It's indeed beautiful.
Especially the big ones.
After checking, I can block the actors tightly.
Naturally, Qi Yuncheng also likes it. Small theaters are like this. After some audience members know that there will be an actor they like next week, they may prepare gifts in advance.
But we couldn’t delay the performance, so we quickly closed the fan.
"Okay, thank you! When I perform the martial arts pendant with Captain Luan later, I will try to bring it with me. Of course, I still hope that Master will measure my work."
Hahahaha!
Another burst of laughter came out.
Because you are going to use this to perform martial arts pendants, let alone performing, you can directly prepare for other things.
As for Mr. Guo measuring the work, let’s not talk about it.
Died on the spot.
So as to complete his Qi Yuncheng's goal.
Not to mention Wu Zhuangzi, just spitting out lotus flowers is enough.
Soon.
After Qi Yuncheng collected all the gifts, he stood behind the table and spoke.
At the same time, he patted the wood on the table.
Started his own opening poem.
It's a good time to say it, because the audience just went back after talking about the gifts, and they were quite excited.
"On the first day of the New Year's Eve, after the second day of the Lunar New Year, it's the third day of the Lunar New Year.
The first day of the lunar month is fifteen and a half months, and the thirtieth day of June is a full half year."
Snap!
Xingmu took the photo again.
The audience applauded.
At the same time, Qi Yuncheng continued to speak.
"It rained a little today and the weather was a little cooler. I thought there would be fewer spectators, but I didn't expect so many people to come.
The pit was full of three to four hundred people.
Thank you all for coming.
In addition, everyone also heard the announcement. Today I am here to talk about a stand-up comedy. I rarely talk about stand-up comedy.
There’s no other reason than that it’s not easy to say.”
After briefly speaking like this, there was much less movement, and all eyes were on him.
At the same time, a large number of people took pictures with their mobile phones.
"In fact, it is not easy to learn anything. Of course, there are so many geniuses, but this genius is only one point.
It depends on your own efforts.
But you can’t say it’s not there at all.
It also matters which bowl of rice a person should eat."
As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Yuncheng pointed to himself helplessly behind the table, "You see, I should just talk about cross talk, because I have been in contact since I was a child.
If you don't tell me, what else can you do?
There is a reason why we talk about cross talk.
At first I said I would study with my master and be a student, but he wouldn’t let me.”
"When he saw me, he said that this kid was stupid. But then, because of something, he had to find me as an apprentice.
Because of what? Just because of this."
"On the street outside our alley, there is a wooden shop that sells tables, chairs, benches, and small dining tables.
The shopkeeper’s surname is Hao, and his given name is Jin.
Shopkeeper Hao loves to drink. If he doesn’t drink, he will get drunk and fall asleep when he is drunk.
Nothing else, the teacher drinks all day long.
No one is willing to work for him.
Why? He likes to drink. He prepares two dishes in the restaurant and eats them in the house behind closed doors.
Workers eat steamed buns and drink millet porridge.
A little money every month, but I won’t give you any money.
That's it, he still doesn't want to spend it."
"How about keeping the money for yourself and drinking? He is good at playing cards and gambling. Later, shopkeeper Hao came up with an idea.
What are you thinking about?
We don’t want workers, we want young apprentices, apprentices.
Come to me and be an apprentice for five years, taking care of food and clothing."
When the conversation changed, Qi Yuncheng complained, "Actually, who cares what to wear? It's just his leftover clothes.
I only care about eating steamed buns and millet porridge, but I don’t care about how full I am.”
"And in his carpentry shop, he has to teach carefully. After one year, he can make tables, chairs and benches. He has been an apprentice for five years.
During those four years, I worked for him without getting paid."
"The conditions for accepting a disciple are quite harsh. Why?" Qi Yuncheng continued, "When he comes, he has to ask first. What is the question? He is not afraid of anything else. He is always afraid of people stealing his things.
Of course, tables, chairs, and benches are not allowed to steal things. If one is missing, it will be obvious.
Mainly because he likes to drink and is afraid of people stealing his wine.
He doesn't want to drink because he knows how to drink, but he doesn't say that.