Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 263 Before we even arrived at the scene of the cannon fire, Kong Yunlong took us away for medical treatment!
Chapter 263 Before we even arrived at the scene of the cannon fire, Kong Yunlong took us away for medical treatment!
After bowing and standing up.
Qi Yuncheng stood behind the table and was not in a hurry to leave. With so much applause, he still wanted to talk for a while.
And this is saving up, there will be plenty of time later.
But at this time, a person appeared on the side curtain.
It was Mr. Hou who sneaked up with a small piece of sugar cane and stuck to Qi Yuncheng's side and said a few words.
After saying that, he took a bite of the sugar cane and went down.
This behavior is nothing serious at all, and it has nothing to do with him.
So when they saw him like that, the audience and actors were laughing.
But Qi Yuncheng also paraphrased what the Marquis said.
"It seems to be raining heavily outside. It may be difficult for you to leave later, so let's try to talk for a while and wait until the rain subsides before leaving."
"Okay!
”
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
You can speak more when you hear it.
The audience was extremely happy.
But Qi Yuncheng was worried while holding the table, "What should I say?"
"Huang Banxian!
”
"Fighting!
”
"Bachelor of solution!
”
"Liao Zhai!
”
……
Moment.
Hundreds of spectators below were shouting at the top of their lungs, and the spectators on the second floor were doing the same, constantly naming names.
Or maybe I just liked the old jokes I heard, and most of the answers were Master Liu Baorui’s stand-ups.
Qi Yuncheng himself is also deciding whether to tell or not.
In the end there was no choice.
He lowered his head and patted Xingmu.
"I think most of them are jokes from the stand-up king Mr. Liu Baorui. As a student, I am also learning.
Please forgive me for any shortcomings.
So let’s talk about "Huang Banxian!"
Hearing this, the audience became even more excited. At the same time, all the shouting noises disappeared, and then all their eyes were focused on the actors.
The small theater provides melon seeds, peanuts and tea.
But no one is eating now, for fear of missing something, and the key hands are occupied by the mobile phone taking pictures.
Qi Yuncheng said: "This theater is a small theater of Tianqiao Deyun. There is a lot of staff turnover. You may go to the nearby stalls or something.
These stalls serve the most food, but occasionally you can see a few fortune tellers under the overpass.
I don’t know if you have been there or not, but we have been.
What are you going to do? Just tell Kong Yunlong’s fate.
But this fortune telling is useless.
You can tell just from him that he has a good life.
But I didn’t see how lucky he was!
”
Anyone who knows such a person as Kong Yunlong, the audience immediately burst into laughter.
"Kong Yunlong, everyone we know well calls him Third Brother. My relationship with Third Brother is not that shallow, and so is my partner Luan Yunping.
Even Luan Yunping's previous official partner was Kong Yunlong.
Why didn't we partner up later? It was because one time he was riding a motorcycle and crashed into..."
The words have not spoken yet.
Suddenly, a girl in the row in front of me shouted happily, "Come on, Charlie!"
”
Qi Yuncheng nodded and added, "Enter Xia Li, who is parked!"
"This is the second time I've had a cannon fire. One New Year's Eve, we set off cannons together, and we all drove together from our house to the outside of the community.
The cars were loaded with firecrackers and there was no place to sit, so Luan Yunping and I walked to the outside of the community.
After all, the road is not too far.
Before we even reached the scene of the cannon shooting, Kong Yunlong had already taken us away for medical treatment!
”
Hahahaha!
Just like chatting, the audience couldn't help laughing after hearing this detailed process.
Qi Yuncheng himself sighed, and at the same time looked at the table he was holding on to, "Actually, this cannon is quite big, as high as a person's knees.
It's quite wide. I'm about to catch up with this crosstalk table.
Just order the sesame cakes from that end."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and pointed to the left side of the table, and at the same time pointed to the right side.
"Kong Yunlong just clicked here. But he didn't know where to go. The end he clicked was the root of the twister.
When he lit the cannon, he still bent over and pressed against the point.
Bang.
Kong Yunlong collapsed and lost all his hair.
He recovered later, and his IQ doesn’t seem to be a big problem from a distance. Anyway, don’t talk to him in detail.”
The atmosphere in the theater is already joyful. When it comes to this IQ, it doesn't seem to be a big problem from a distance, and there is a lot of laughter.
But Qi Yuncheng changed his mind.
"So this fortune teller has an immortal spirit. Of course, there are also occasional spirits, but that's just a trick. Fortune tellers have their own methods.
Pay attention to being yellow.
What does it mean to ask for help? It means that you come to tell fortunes. I won’t tell you the fortune first, but I want your words first.
I pay attention to filming and frying. I obviously didn’t figure out what you were doing.
He's going to blow you up.
Right, he also has a way!
That's not right, he can still take it back, it's called a withdrawal chain.
..."
For a while.
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng directly started this very classic stand-up. The audience was willing to listen, and the actors also liked to talk.
Nothing else, I really like it.
And at the same time, the side curtain.
Meng Hetang, Zhou Hang, and Dalin all felt goosebumps when they listened to such a simple passage.
It’s not because it suddenly rained and cooled down.
But the paragraph that comes after this is so fluent that it’s ridiculous, especially the story about the third brother is borrowed, which gives a full sense of immersion.
Even when I transferred to Huang Banxian, I could believe that this really happened.
So how could the audience not be entranced, how could they not believe it, even if they knew it was a joke, the atmosphere was there.
"Tsk!" Meng Hetang smacked his lips, "My senior brother is so awesome. I have to learn this stand-up technique.
No, I have to take a photo of this.
I’ll do the same thing next time to get a sense of immersion.”
Without saying anything, Meng Hetang took out his mobile phone, but regretted it because it was too late to take the photo.
But after the show, you can probably find it online.
Even though there were only a few hundred people at the scene, the speed at which the video spread was not slow.
Xiao Meng was filming here, and Dalin stood beside him and looked at his brother seriously. How could he not know his brother's ability after so many years?
And to be honest, it is impossible to learn cross talk just by relying on the master’s word-for-word instructions.
The important thing is the elders and the atmosphere of the cross talk circle around you, because you can learn from their various information.
Then increase your experience and experience.
It can also be regarded as a kind of smoke.
And even if Dalin stayed inside very well, there were a group of people around him, even if he had never learned cross talk before.
But when they speak, they subconsciously imitate their tone. After hearing and seeing a lot, it will naturally form in their minds.
Therefore, he has been learning cross talk during this period and has made rapid progress.
But that’s it.
It's raining outside, but there's cross talk inside,
And come down bit by bit.
We waited and talked for more than half an hour.
This Huang Banxian is finally finished.
After finishing speaking, a group of people came up to begin the curtain call.
The curtain call took quite a long time, and it didn't end until after five o'clock and when the rain outside had almost subsided.
Adding up this time, the performance in the theater lasted for nearly four hours today.
A lot more than usual.
At the same time, the audience must walk slowly, for fear that it will rain heavily soon.
One by one, everyone held an umbrella and went out, and the threshold of the gatehouse was wet again.
But while they were in a hurry, the actors gathered together backstage were very relaxed, eating the sugar cane bought by the Marquis together.
"It's been raining quite a lot today, and it hasn't stopped, but it's a good thing, otherwise it would be sunny.
There are even more spectators who cannot come in from outside.
Almost all are gone now."
"Just leave." Qi Yuncheng nodded with relief after hearing what his brothers said. What he was most afraid of was the group of spectators waiting desperately.
The longer he waits, the more guilty he feels.
Because it’s really not worth it.
As he was talking, Hou Zhen handed him another sugar cane, but Qi Yuncheng quickly refused. It would be a big deal to eat it like this.
But Mr. Hou really enjoyed it and sat beside him, chewing, and kept his mouth occupied.
But just now.
There was suddenly a little more movement in the backstage of Tianqiao Little Theater.
It was none other than Luan Yunping who came over.
"Hey, I see there are so many people on the street. Are you just leaving the show?"
As soon as you walk in.
Meng Hetang, Zhou Hang and other senior brothers hurried over.
"Hey, Brother Luan, you're here."
"It's all over. I'm just going to take a look. How about Yuncheng's one-liners? Recently, I rarely see Yuncheng's one-liners."
"Okay, I started to worship my senior brother immediately." Meng Hetang replied.
"That's good. The main reason is that we have no time, so we have to separate."
While talking.
Several people also brought some chairs and sat around the coffee table in the backstage. It was very quiet, with only a few of them talking from time to time.
As for the sound of rain outside, I can't hear it at all.
It’s not that it’s not down, but the sound insulation here is good.
But it was different when I was in other theaters. The roof of the theater was made of iron, and it would crackle whenever it rained. The cross talk was completely indescribable, which was considered the most difficult period.
After Luan Yunping sat down, she immediately spoke, "I made a phone call when I came over and chatted for a while.
But I have to say, I am really busy.
Not to mention that the students of this term of Chuan Xi Club are about to graduate.
Teacher Gao runs on both sides."
"Are you graduating?" Qi Yuncheng wondered.
"Isn't that right? It's already June now. I will graduate in July and then go to our Deyun for internship."
"Then I really forgot about it."
The corner of Qi Yuncheng's mouth suddenly rose, and he felt that it would be fun after all. After all, Liu Xiaoting and the others were coming over, and Zhou Hang was coming in advance to perform with Meng Hetang.
But he is still studying at Chuanxi Society.
There will be no delay.
Of course, this group of them is probably the last group of the Xixi Club in Deyun Base, because they will move into the school soon.
At that time, students will need to study for four years, not two years.
Because not only do you have to learn cross talk, opera and other folk arts, but you also have to learn Chinese, mathematics, foreign languages, etc., so it takes a long time.