Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 289 If the tiger doesn’t respond to the cat, do you think I’m critically ill?
Chapter 289 If the tiger doesn’t respond to the cat, do you think I’m critically ill?
Side curtain here.
Yue Yunpeng quickly took out his mobile phone and helped his senior brother check the flight tickets back then.
Anyway, the faster the better.
But after using countless software and websites, he became a little anxious.
We definitely can’t leave today, and it will be the same tomorrow, because they will perform here for two days in a row.
You can leave after two days.
That is to say, the performance will only be completed on Friday and Saturday.
Originally I wanted to buy a flight ticket for Sunday. It would be better to go back earlier than later, but after taking a look, I found that I couldn’t buy it on this day.
No more votes.
As for Monday, the Chinese Valentine's Day, I found that the situation was exactly the same.
I don’t know what happened, and I was a little anxious for a while. Doesn’t this mean that it will be difficult for senior brother to go back?
But he didn't give up, and even took the initiative to spend money to buy a membership and queue up to grab tickets.
Although I know it won’t have much effect, it is also a psychological comfort.
Yu Qian noticed this movement and walked to his side slightly to look at his mobile phone interface, "What's wrong?"
"Uncle! The air tickets are a little hung up. I don't know what's going on. I was very nervous about air tickets in those days."
Yu Qian said, "It's normal. It's the peak tourist season around the Chinese Valentine's Day, so there must be a small peak for these means of transportation.
But are there really no tickets left?"
"Hmm!"
"Then switch to high-speed rail. It's not impossible. I remember Zhengzhou opened it in 2010? Have you ever taken it?"
"I've never taken one before. I've always taken trains before, but I'm going to check it out. I hope I can go back anyway."
Without further ado, Yue Yunpeng gave up the option of air tickets and arrived at the high-speed rail.
But the head looks bigger because there is no direct connection from Zhengzhou to Yanjing.
It is 100% necessary to transfer.
It's quite troublesome to transfer, and once you transfer, it will definitely take a lot of time, and the journey will take at least five or six hours.
Not to mention the waiting time.
There are also faster ones, about three hours.
But when changing trains, you need to make more turns, and you have to make four or five stops every time.
So Yue Yunpeng didn't know what to do, "Uncle, how do I choose this?"
Yu Qian was a little undecided at this time. He glanced at Yuncheng on the stage and could only say, "Anyway, it's good to have the tickets.
Wait for him to come down.
Just tell him what he said and let him make his own decision."
"This is the only way."
Yue Yunpeng nodded, put down the phone, and continued to watch the performance on the stage.
How could Qi Yuncheng know these things?
He still spoke amidst laughter from time to time.
"I was staying here with this introduced girl, and suddenly someone drew a circle on her face."
"What is this for?"
"Draw a word "split" on it."
"Okay!" Luan Yunping waved her hands as she listened, "I really can't look at this person."
"I thought they were a bit too much, so I sighed and said don't take it too seriously. She was very grateful and gently fell on my shoulder. A photographer came over and took a picture, which was later named "The Love Between Humans and Ghosts"
."
"I don't know how shabby this is."
"When this photo was spread abroad, Saddam praised the beautiful girl and strangled her to death."
"Sada's mother is so emotional."
"After sitting there for a long time and really having nothing to say, she asked me if I was hungry? Go eat!"
One person plays two roles. Qi Yuncheng turned back to himself and shook his head timidly, "I said no, I have a bad stomach. I dreamed of eating noodles yesterday and found that my shoelaces were gone in the morning."
"Is this a dream? This is a night out." Luan Yunping continued to complain, staring closely at her partner because she needed to react immediately.
Slowing down may not have any effect.
"I'm not hungry...
But she pulled me and left, and we walked forward hand in hand. A friend came from the opposite side and looked at me and was very happy. New Tibetan Mastiff?"
Luan Yunping immediately said again, "Just like a dog."
"Looking for a restaurant, I was about to enter, but the waiter stopped me. Sir, we don't allow pets here.
I said take a closer look, take a closer look at this... Come in, sit across from each other, it's very romantic, I ordered a vinegar peanut, a fried red fruit, and each of us had a glass of apple cider vinegar."
"Eat this?"
"I'm so jealous." Qi Yuncheng looked like he was dying when he met this girl.
"Look at what she sees."
"After eating for a while, she suddenly asked, you have to marry me, how soon will we get married?
At that time, I was so dumbfounded that I was sweating. I said, don’t joke, I might not be suitable for you
It’s okay, I can accept you. Think about it, what an educational significance it would be if I followed you!”
"What's going on?" Luan Yunping asked in confusion.
Qi Yuncheng said: "You don't have to give up your life, but I understand this. If I marry her, it will be like donating to the Red Cross."
"Ah?"
"It's like renovating the Great Wall, it's like apologizing for Master's hidden secrets"
"Hey, okay, you really have a heart."
"I said no! I don't want to marry whoever you want.
She was also anxious and slapped the table, "If you don't marry me, I will wait here for someone to marry you!
The restaurant owner is here, you shouldn’t be doing this, all the guests are running away while you’re sitting here?”
Luan Yunping turned sideways and added with a smile, "It seems that he is afraid of marrying her."
"I said you go.
If I don’t leave, you’ll pay me for the loss of my youth!”
Qi Yun Chengdu was about to cry. He stretched out a finger and said, "I said, how much can you lose on this day? Forget it, just make a price.
One thousand yuan!"
Luan Yunping: "Not much."
Qi Yuncheng: "I'm really anxious. If the tiger doesn't send the cat away, do you think I'm critically ill?"
Luan Yunping: "You're going to die."
A sudden sentence seemed to make some people laugh inexplicably as the audience listened to Coke.
Amid laughter, Qi Yuncheng continued to speak.
"How could you do this? Let's negotiate a price.
She said it was okay. When I looked outside the window, I said okay, let's listen to Luan Yunping."
Luan Yunping stood nearby, surprised, and pointed at herself, "Am I outside?"
"There is a statue of you outside. You have many viewers and fans. They made many statues of him. He has his hair combed back and a suit. He puts his left hand behind his back and extends his right hand to greet the audience."
Qi Yuncheng himself stretched out his hand, and then said, "Look, Luan Yunping stretched out her hand, let's give it five hundred, okay."
"Is this five hundred I said? This is to say hello." Luan Yunping explained to herself this statue.
"You said one thousand, I'll give you five hundred. The price of pork has increased, so I'll give you five hundred.
I said pork can still be eaten. Do you think it has any use value?
She said okay, tomorrow, at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, I'll give you the money at the Luan Yunping statue."
"Well, give me money."
"I don't think it's worth it for her to leave." Suddenly Qi Yuncheng frowned and complained, "What's the matter? I'll pay the dog five hundred for a day's work.
Find a friend, quickly saw off the statue of Luan Yunping, cut off three of them with your fingers, and give him two hundred."
"Ouch, changed it to two hundred?"
"Oh, the arrangement is over. At ten o'clock the next morning, we will meet under the statue. I will take out two hundred and give it to her and take it away.
Why is she unhappy?"
"Sure."
"Why? Look up and see that Luan Yunping said two hundred, and when she raised her head, she almost pissed me off."
"What?"
"This hand looks like this..." As he spoke, Qi Yuncheng left only his thumb and little finger on his right hand.
It looks like a six.
Luan Yunping also stretched out her hand, and then removed her index finger, middle finger, and ring finger, and then said, "You have so much love for these three."
Qi Yuncheng: "Pull these three away."
Luan Yunping said: "Hey, okay, one hundred more."
Qi Yuncheng: "She was so happy, six hundred, Teacher Luan said six hundred."
Luan Yunping: "Hey, you two really listen to me." Luan Yunping stood speechless.
Qi Yuncheng said with an angry expression, "I was so angry that I had no choice but to give it to someone else. After giving the six hundred, I turned around and went to my friend... You are so wicked. I asked you to pick up those three. I spent too much money, you know?"
?"
Luan Yunping: "Yes."
Qi Yuncheng: "He's happy when I hear it here, you think it's an advantage."
Luan Yunping: "What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng suddenly only stretched out his thumb and index finger, "If I put it together like this, you have to give me eight hundred..."
Luan Yunping: "This is more!"
……
"Okay!
”
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The words fell.
The cross talk between the two ends here.
At the same time, applause broke out as they bowed.
But he didn’t return after that.
They were second to none, and the agreed time was half an hour, not more.
Because I have to give better time to the master and uncle who saved their savings.
So after bowing, we walked to the side curtain together.
After the words of the Marquis, he hurriedly came on stage again.
This makes Qi Yuncheng have no idea what he is doing and always looks very busy.
But as soon as they arrived, Master and Uncle also came on stage amidst extremely terrifying applause.
At the same time, he also learned about the ticket from Xiao Yue.
It is true that there are no tickets. If you wait any longer, you may need to wait for someone else to refund, but how is that possible?
Therefore, the high-speed rail is the fastest and best option.
Fortunately, the domestic development speed is very fast, even in 2011, it is still developing well.
"Brother, how are you? Which route do you choose?"
Qi Yuncheng went over and took a look at his phone. He already had an idea in mind, but when he saw that he had even opened a membership.
I think Xiaoyue is really someone we can get along with.
Because it was actually not necessary, but he still opened it for himself.
"No need to trouble you, Xiaoyue, I will order it myself through my mobile phone."
"It's okay!" Yue Yunpeng didn't care at all, "Besides, I have a membership, although I don't think it's useful.
But if it’s turned on, it’s definitely better than not turned on, so I just ordered it on my mobile phone.
Otherwise it will be a waste.
Which route to choose?"
There was no other way, so Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to say, "Just choose the fastest one, it will be on the day of the Chinese Valentine's Day."
"Yeah! But this transfer requires a lot of turns. It starts from Zhengzhou East, all the way, three or four, and then all the way to Yanjing West."