On stage.

Qi Yuncheng continued to stack the cards on the table, and the more he looked at them, the happier he became, "Oh, look at these cards, they are really good.

The evening breeze blows in Penghu Bay~~

White waves chase the beach~~"

"It's time to sing."

"Let's go!

"Suddenly Qi Yuncheng clapped forward and played the cards, while continuing to hum, "(Errenzhuan) There is no coconut grove with the setting sun~~It's just a sea of ​​blue~~"

"What does this smell like?"

"Oh, I sang it wrong, I don't know where I learned it from, the evil person!"

Hahahaha!

Many people in the audience laughed so much that their stomachs ached. They had all watched the special performance between master and apprentice Deyun and his son, and who else could this evil person be? It was his master Guo Degang.

I scolded him directly for not bringing Han Hu with him.

So how can you be unhappy?

"I'm so happy to have won money. I'm very happy." Qi Yuncheng continued with a smile on his face, "But I have to say that I didn't do anything right."

"How was it?"

"My life is on the line. I throw cards and curse dice. Four families play cards and three families are no longer human beings."

"Ha! Such a posture!" Luan Yunping exclaimed.

"As soon as I sat down with this pretty girl, it turned as red as the mountains."

"This is anxious."

"Hiss~~"

After Qi Yuncheng took a breath of cold air, he placed the cards on the left and right with his hands, and the expression on his face was as dead as water, which was considered a performance.

"Okay, it's full."

"What's going on?" Luan Yunping asked softly from the side.

"My heart is filled with worry. I look at the same picture as a silly boy. Don't touch anyone. Anyone who touches me will be afraid of getting scabies."

"Ha!"

"I am Master Zhang Tianshi who is obsessed with ghosts - there is nothing I can do about it! The Lightning Immortal fell into the ice cave - I am half cold."

"Where does all this nonsense come from?" Luan Yunping looked like she couldn't stand it and complained.

Qi Yuncheng looked at the cards in his hand and kept sighing, "A lake? If it's a lake, hit me! I'm a lake and I'll clean the windows!

I won’t leave it behind, I have it all from east to west, north to south!”

"The main reason is that the cards are not good."

"This is a bad sign! Put your evil deeds on the car..."

"How was it?"

"It's so wicked! Give some salt to the wicked..."

"What's wrong?"

"Look at how immoral you are!"

"Is your bad character recruiting you?"

The sentence after sentence is all the characteristics of some card players. Although there is not much baggage, it embodies the psychological state of the ordinary people.

So the audience enjoyed watching it.

Suddenly Qi Yuncheng pretended to pick up a mahjong tile with his right hand and cursed, "Sixty thousand is disgusting!"

Luan Yunping asked curiously, "Why do you hate it?"

"I just looked for it for three, six, or ninety thousand, but it wasn't there. What did you do just now?"

"How does it know what it's doing?"

"Say yes!" Qi Yuncheng changed his appearance again, raised his head and stared at the twelve o'clock direction and said, "Oh! Don't say it, how about sitting next to you?"

"That's right." Luan Yunping pointed out the words.

"Zhu Bajie came down to earth - you are not human at all, look at you."

"Recruit him?"

"The last time I sat across from you, I lost a thousand and seventy cents. Do you know that? If I sit across from you tomorrow, I'll turn around and go away. I'll jump into the river and commit suicide instead of playing with you. Let me tell you! Such unlucky looks...

I also know that we are incompatible."

"What's wrong with you?"

"You are a dog and I am a rooster. The rooster and the dog have no ends. The white horse offends the green ox!" After the performance, Qi Yuncheng suddenly returned to his own tone and complained, "It's all the same, and it's all annoying words.

."

Luan Yunping nodded, "I can't stand it."

"People also say, you are not a good dog, let me tell you! A dog's head and a dog's head look like a jackal!"

"Is someone trying to mess with you?"

Qi Yuncheng said arrogantly: "You look unlucky, look at that unlucky look... Your forehead is all green, your mouth is inlaid with emeralds, you are... Green fruit is valuable - bean green, ah? Did you eat spinach? Your father

What's up with Popeye?"

"Where is all this nonsense!"

"This is the opposite door, and the families on both sides can't survive."

"What's going on at home?" Luan Yunping wondered when she saw Qi Yuncheng pointing in the direction again.

"If he plays a card, others may not be able to protect everything."

"Yes."

"Don't stand up to Zhang'er. If you stand up to Zhang'er, he will scold you. If he hits you, others will hit you too, and you will be anxious at that time."

"What's wrong?"

When Luan Yunping asked, a strange smile appeared on Qi Yuncheng's face, and he began to get angry.

"Oh, that's right. If you don't see me at the temple, I'll see you at the top, ah? Are you going to challenge me? You made the mistake of Zhang'er and asked me to be a loser! Did I provoke you or provoke you?

Ah? How much hatred do we have? I instigated your disagreement in the housework? Did I throw your child into the well? I instigated your father to divorce? On this hot day, I put your son on the sunbath to tan.

Fatty?"

Hahahahaha!

If I had to add the last sentence, the audience started to laugh, and so did Luan Yunping as a partner.

They almost knew the jokes Master and Mr. Zhang told by heart, but the actors had their own expressions.

In the end, there was nothing we could do, Luan Yunping added.

"Where is it? This is it!"

"What's wrong with Zhang'er that you asked me to make fun of you? Just...talk, talk, talk when you should, ah! What's the matter? Sitting there is like a dung heap, such a big man is stupid and has a bad heart!"<

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Originally, he was referring to his family, but Luan Yunping was in the direction of his family. Qi Yuncheng simply pointed at his partner and continued.

"It's fun, look how gritty it is! Don't show your teeth, look how big those teeth are! Cut them off, draw a chicken, and throw them into the pile of cards to see how big they are!"

"Did I recruit you?" Luan Yunping said sadly.

"Ah, if the tooth falls out someday, don't throw it away, give it to me."

"What is it used for?"

"I'll carve a stamp to call you! Hey, this is going to be with someone else."

"Go home, but it's all about me you're talking about."

"Who asked you to stand in this position, and the next player is also the same. He plays a card, and after the fight is over, the next player says you will eat it or not?"

"What about others eating it?" Luan Yunping asked a little more carefully this time.

"Eating is just gossip." Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and knocked on the table to make a noise. "Play a card here, Yaoji. After playing, I will go down to eat. I stretched out my hand to touch it. Bang, let me knock my hand down.

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Don't move! You're not afraid of being burned! Just eat anything?"

"What a chicken." Luan Yunping continued to chat.

"Just eat the chicken? You don't have any dietary restrictions. The doctor's visit was in vain, the hospital's visit was in vain, and you took the forty kilograms of medicine in vain. What did the doctor tell you?"
To be continued...