Chapter 311 The whole truth has gone with Mr. Zhang!
On stage.
Qi Yuncheng continued to stack the cards on the table, and the more he looked at them, the happier he became, "Oh, look at these cards, they are really good.
The evening breeze blows in Penghu Bay~~
White waves chase the beach~~"
"It's time to sing."
"Let's go!
"Suddenly Qi Yuncheng clapped forward and played the cards, while continuing to hum, "(Errenzhuan) There is no coconut grove with the setting sun~~It's just a sea of blue~~"
"What does this smell like?"
"Oh, I sang it wrong, I don't know where I learned it from, the evil person!"
Hahahaha!
Many people in the audience laughed so much that their stomachs ached. They had all watched the special performance between master and apprentice Deyun and his son, and who else could this evil person be? It was his master Guo Degang.
I scolded him directly for not bringing Han Hu with him.
So how can you be unhappy?
"I'm so happy to have won money. I'm very happy." Qi Yuncheng continued with a smile on his face, "But I have to say that I didn't do anything right."
"How was it?"
"My life is on the line. I throw cards and curse dice. Four families play cards and three families are no longer human beings."
"Ha! Such a posture!" Luan Yunping exclaimed.
"As soon as I sat down with this pretty girl, it turned as red as the mountains."
"This is anxious."
"Hiss~~"
After Qi Yuncheng took a breath of cold air, he placed the cards on the left and right with his hands, and the expression on his face was as dead as water, which was considered a performance.
"Okay, it's full."
"What's going on?" Luan Yunping asked softly from the side.
"My heart is filled with worry. I look at the same picture as a silly boy. Don't touch anyone. Anyone who touches me will be afraid of getting scabies."
"Ha!"
"I am Master Zhang Tianshi who is obsessed with ghosts - there is nothing I can do about it! The Lightning Immortal fell into the ice cave - I am half cold."
"Where does all this nonsense come from?" Luan Yunping looked like she couldn't stand it and complained.
Qi Yuncheng looked at the cards in his hand and kept sighing, "A lake? If it's a lake, hit me! I'm a lake and I'll clean the windows!
I won’t leave it behind, I have it all from east to west, north to south!”
"The main reason is that the cards are not good."
"This is a bad sign! Put your evil deeds on the car..."
"How was it?"
"It's so wicked! Give some salt to the wicked..."
"What's wrong?"
"Look at how immoral you are!"
"Is your bad character recruiting you?"
The sentence after sentence is all the characteristics of some card players. Although there is not much baggage, it embodies the psychological state of the ordinary people.
So the audience enjoyed watching it.
Suddenly Qi Yuncheng pretended to pick up a mahjong tile with his right hand and cursed, "Sixty thousand is disgusting!"
Luan Yunping asked curiously, "Why do you hate it?"
"I just looked for it for three, six, or ninety thousand, but it wasn't there. What did you do just now?"
"How does it know what it's doing?"
"Say yes!" Qi Yuncheng changed his appearance again, raised his head and stared at the twelve o'clock direction and said, "Oh! Don't say it, how about sitting next to you?"
"That's right." Luan Yunping pointed out the words.
"Zhu Bajie came down to earth - you are not human at all, look at you."
"Recruit him?"
"The last time I sat across from you, I lost a thousand and seventy cents. Do you know that? If I sit across from you tomorrow, I'll turn around and go away. I'll jump into the river and commit suicide instead of playing with you. Let me tell you! Such unlucky looks...
I also know that we are incompatible."
"What's wrong with you?"
"You are a dog and I am a rooster. The rooster and the dog have no ends. The white horse offends the green ox!" After the performance, Qi Yuncheng suddenly returned to his own tone and complained, "It's all the same, and it's all annoying words.
."
Luan Yunping nodded, "I can't stand it."
"People also say, you are not a good dog, let me tell you! A dog's head and a dog's head look like a jackal!"
"Is someone trying to mess with you?"
Qi Yuncheng said arrogantly: "You look unlucky, look at that unlucky look... Your forehead is all green, your mouth is inlaid with emeralds, you are... Green fruit is valuable - bean green, ah? Did you eat spinach? Your father
What's up with Popeye?"
"Where is all this nonsense!"
"This is the opposite door, and the families on both sides can't survive."
"What's going on at home?" Luan Yunping wondered when she saw Qi Yuncheng pointing in the direction again.
"If he plays a card, others may not be able to protect everything."
"Yes."
"Don't stand up to Zhang'er. If you stand up to Zhang'er, he will scold you. If he hits you, others will hit you too, and you will be anxious at that time."
"What's wrong?"
When Luan Yunping asked, a strange smile appeared on Qi Yuncheng's face, and he began to get angry.
"Oh, that's right. If you don't see me at the temple, I'll see you at the top, ah? Are you going to challenge me? You made the mistake of Zhang'er and asked me to be a loser! Did I provoke you or provoke you?
Ah? How much hatred do we have? I instigated your disagreement in the housework? Did I throw your child into the well? I instigated your father to divorce? On this hot day, I put your son on the sunbath to tan.
Fatty?"
Hahahahaha!
If I had to add the last sentence, the audience started to laugh, and so did Luan Yunping as a partner.
They almost knew the jokes Master and Mr. Zhang told by heart, but the actors had their own expressions.
In the end, there was nothing we could do, Luan Yunping added.
"Where is it? This is it!"
"What's wrong with Zhang'er that you asked me to make fun of you? Just...talk, talk, talk when you should, ah! What's the matter? Sitting there is like a dung heap, such a big man is stupid and has a bad heart!"<
/p>
Originally, he was referring to his family, but Luan Yunping was in the direction of his family. Qi Yuncheng simply pointed at his partner and continued.
"It's fun, look how gritty it is! Don't show your teeth, look how big those teeth are! Cut them off, draw a chicken, and throw them into the pile of cards to see how big they are!"
"Did I recruit you?" Luan Yunping said sadly.
"Ah, if the tooth falls out someday, don't throw it away, give it to me."
"What is it used for?"
"I'll carve a stamp to call you! Hey, this is going to be with someone else."
"Go home, but it's all about me you're talking about."
"Who asked you to stand in this position, and the next player is also the same. He plays a card, and after the fight is over, the next player says you will eat it or not?"
"What about others eating it?" Luan Yunping asked a little more carefully this time.
"Eating is just gossip." Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and knocked on the table to make a noise. "Play a card here, Yaoji. After playing, I will go down to eat. I stretched out my hand to touch it. Bang, let me knock my hand down.
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Don't move! You're not afraid of being burned! Just eat anything?"
"What a chicken." Luan Yunping continued to chat.
"Just eat the chicken? You don't have any dietary restrictions. The doctor's visit was in vain, the hospital's visit was in vain, and you took the forty kilograms of medicine in vain. What did the doctor tell you?"
"What did you say?"
"Didn't I tell you to avoid chicken? Which doctor did you say said this? It's just eating him. It's not okay if you don't eat it."
"How about eating it?"
"I played 150,000 or 50,000, but they didn't want it. I had to reach out to grab the card. He was anxious: Don't move! Don't move. Snap, he hit the opponent's hand that was holding the card again.
The one who asked me, why are you still using your hands?
Nonsense! Aren’t you allowed to draw the cards? Ah? Let me ask you first what’s wrong with me?
I don’t need this!
What’s not needed? Keep it idle and use it when you’re busy! Do you know what it’s called 50,000? I’m planning on asking for one. What’s the deal?
Others are also in a dilemma: No, you are unreasonable, I don’t need you!
What doesn’t work? What do you use?
Wow! I’m being pulled and laid down!”
"What kind of humanity is this!
"Luan Yunping immediately complimented with a hint of anger.
Of course he behaves that way.
But the audience below began to grit their teeth. Qi Yuncheng's performance was too vivid, but it also proved the actor's ability. He acted like everything, with many details.
So some people looked at him and praised his acting skills and sense of speech.
However, Qi Yuncheng's words were not over yet. He lowered his head and seemed to be looking at the person who was pulled down.
"No, stand up, stand up, why are you staring at me? Why is your forehead so green? Did you see what he was doing!"
"Harm! This is all because of him."
"Oh, I said you...hey, hey! Suffocate the cigarette, stub out the cigarette, stop smoking, okay, why is it so spicy? Why is it so addictive? Playing cards to relieve boredom is smoking to relieve boredom? Ah?
Wouldn’t it be fun to wear a pair of socks?
Okay! How can I stand this thing?"
Qi Yuncheng had completely entered the role at this moment. He leaned on the table and coughed, "Bring some water to drink. Boil some water to drink. There is smoke coming out of my throat. You know who I am after being in contact with him for a long time...hiss...not like this."
Something."
"You've done a lot of things. What kind of humanity is that?" Luan Yunping couldn't help but say more.
"Where is the smell of sesame coming from? I smelled it just now." Qi Yuncheng suddenly moved his nose to smell it. After smelling it, he suddenly turned to look at Luan Yunping and pointed at his mouth, "Yeah!! Smelly Tooth Huazi
!"
"What a mess."
Hahahaha!
The audience was happy again.
Anyway, I have never seen him in a show without damaging others.
However, after watching Qi Yuncheng's performance and combining it with his master's performance in 2004, they all felt that it was acceptable enough.
Because this cross talk requires the expressiveness of the characters so much, anything less would be tasteless.
However, the old and young men below also think it is normal. Who knows that he is Guo Degang's apprentice, the one who is being praised recently.
Qi Yuncheng looked hard before he spoke again, "I said it smells so fishy, so I'll peel off his pigtails and hold some garlic in his mouth to cover up the taste in his mouth.
No, no, I said you stink... (sniff) No, it's not you..."
"Hey!
Luan Yunping finally felt comfortable and waved her hands, "It's not me at all."
"It's not you." Qi Yuncheng took a step forward and started searching all over the stage. After finding it, he returned to the microphone and looked at the stage and exclaimed.
"Oh!!! We have athlete's foot here! Oh my God, you are really good at it! Playing cards can relieve boredom, but athlete's foot can also relieve boredom?
Ah? It’s okay to skewer, just wash your hands when you’re done - after skewering athlete’s foot and hula cards here, I like to dip my saliva into the cards when I grab them - I said you were so salty just now, are you going to kill me?
Ah? Are you being ridiculous? This is what you are doing.
Did you see that? This is a losing card."
"This is human nature." Throughout the paragraph, Luan Yunping responded with a disgusted expression.
"There used to be people who played cards all the way."
"Where do you play cards?"
"The old lady plays cards."
"Oh, gay women."
Qi Yuncheng touched his forehead a little. Although he had only been performing for a while, it was impossible for you not to be emotional when you were performing the character just now.
With this kind of emotion, even if there is a fan in the theater, it is easy to sweat.
Because you were anxious in your performance, you were really anxious for once.
Not to mention there is a long paragraph behind it.
But when Luan Yunping said something and looked at the many flowers for Mr. Zhang placed beside the stage, the motivation came again.
So he continued to speak, "Suo Hu'er."
"This is called playing cards."
"Playing cards, fighting playing cards. In fact, it will not be playing playing cards, but fighting - talking."
"Oh, just talk and talk."
"I usually have nothing to do, but when it comes to this time..."
Luan Yunping was curious, "How is it?"
"I remember all the old sesame seeds and rotten millet."
"Yeah?"
"Hey, this dealer catches a lot."
"Yes."
"There is no one else playing cards. They are all aunts, second aunts, third aunts, old aunts. Anyway, they are the old ladies in the neighborhood."
"Neighbors on the street."
Qi Yuncheng once again put his hands on the table and shuffled the cards, "Sit together and get the cards. The dealer has to grab them first. As long as she grabs them, there will be a lot of nonsense here."
"That's it." Luan Yunping turned her head and looked at the audience to explain.
Qi Yuncheng instantly entered the state, and his movements were like that of a woman. At the same time, he was holding cards in one hand and touching cards in the other.
"I'm telling you...I'm not happy to take the lead..."
"What's wrong?"
"The first farm, let alone open a lake! When my aunt came to see me today, she didn't mention that the second sister was here. We wouldn't come if the second sister was here. The second sister just disliked us gossiping. Why don't we sit together?
Can you still live after talking? Why are you sisters staying together?
It’s a hot day, right? I’m bored when I watch a movie, I don’t understand the Peking opera, I don’t understand the Ping opera, and we can’t understand anything else, so we just sit together and play cards. I loved it when my sister was a girl.
How fun is it to play this?
What does ten or eight dollars mean? Who cares about Mao'er's eighty-seven? We can live a good life even if we are one hundred and eighty. Sisters always have friendship when we are together, right?
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Ouch, my aunt is here? I don’t know that my aunt is here today. If my aunt is here, we won’t come today.”
"So what?"
"Auntie, you were wrong yesterday. You played Lake cards with all your heart, but you ended up with no Lake, right? My fourth aunt is from Lake. If I win the whole game, how much money can I make? I came home late last night. It was three o'clock.
It's been many minutes, haha! The kettle has not been filled, the stove has been put out, the floor has not been swept, the house has not been tidied, the children are crying, the adults are making noises, and my husband is quarreling with me.
He's afraid of me... I... I don't want to worry about him anymore. When he stares at me, I stare at him too. Let me tell you, staring at me? If he bothers me, that's not my fault. Neighbors are making trouble while they sleep.
I can't sleep anymore.
When he got up in the morning, he continued to make trouble with me. He would tease me, and I would tease him. He would give me a slap in the face, and I would tear off my coat to him. I am not afraid of him! This was what I had fun with when I was a girl in my parents’ family.
Because of this, I often fight with my mother...
This kid, don't follow me all the time. Go, go out and buy some thread from a place that sells it. Your father will sew a coat later. Let me tell you, you asked me to come out today. I don't have time at all. I still have a lot of work to do, including clothes.
It hasn’t been washed, the basin is soaked but not washed, the rice is simmering, and the children haven’t been fed. What a nuisance, isn’t it? Ten, twenty...yo, that’s amazing!" p>
"What's the matter?" Luan Yunping finally waited until she could breathe, then held on to the table and answered quickly.
"Forty-eight pictures!"
"They're all here."
……
"Okay!
”
"Well said, this section is really the skill of Lao Guo and the old man back then!"
"Awesome! It's really not bad at all!
”
"This is really amazing, amazing!
”
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Deyun Tianqiao Theater, bursting with applause.
Don't look at this cross talk without a clear voice.
But the character’s speech in the last paragraph.
Tangtangtang.
Qi Yuncheng revealed everything like a barrage of words. The audience's scalp was numb when they heard it. The key words were clear and no one was confused.
As well as the complaints, nonsense, and frivolous emotions of being a woman, all the emotions are performed, not to mention the eyes and expressions are changing all the time.
How can it be bad?
As for the performance of these emotions and characters, some actors today simply can't do it. All they need is strength and kung fu.
And saw the children coming down.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian were already in the background, and seeing them perform at the same time really reminded the former of his various states and mental thoughts when he was partnering with the old man.
This was performed around November 2004.
At that time, Deyun was at a critical juncture. It was neither a big hit nor a bad hit, because more than one or two hundred people could come to the theater in a day.
Very good, it can help them pay for food.
However, as soon as November passed and it was around December, Mr. Zhang’s voice couldn’t hold on at all.
After discussion, Guo Degang officially invited Yu Qian, who had been guest starring in De Yun, to join De Yun.
Time flies, and it’s now seven years.
It can only be said that time is not forgiving.
Too many people have been sent away.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "On the Current Situation of Cross Talk in Fifty Years", performed by Guo Degang and Yu Qian!
”
"Oh!
”
"Okay!
”
"Lao Guo!
”
"Brother Qian'er!
”
Croak, croak, croak, croak.
The roars of the old men sounded like many old friends.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian immediately lifted up their coats and went on stage.
When they got to the stage, the former raised his hand and needed to adjust the microphone slightly. It was indeed a bit high, but this didn't mean there was any performance baggage.
But the audience was very happy.
How could Yu Qian not understand? He just smiled and waited for his partner to speak first.
"Thank you for your applause! Just now the two children talked about a program "Gambling Theory"! It is our traditional program, and the senior actors, Mr. Gao Deming, Mr. Wang Shicheng, and Mr. Guo Rongqi have all performed it!"
"That's right."
"That's very good. In 2004, Mr. Zhang and I also performed in a small theater, which was a little bit of learning from the old man.
Now the children are also learning from our original spirit to do this once.
It may not be anything, but it can be regarded as a kind of inherited spirit.
But you still need to work hard, because this business is not easy."
"It's not simple."
"You can speak crosstalk if you have a mouth, but how to speak well is difficult. The audience will not be happy if there is one more word, and they will not be happy if there is one less word."
"It's a matter of size."
"Hey, it's hard to get this strength!"
……
On the stage, the two elders started the joke they had said before.
But in the past, it was the old man who measured it, but now it’s Yu Qianlai.
The style is different.
The old man's style next to him is actually more like chatting, measured and casual, just like casual chatting.
I dare to answer anything.
It even stumped Guo Degang at times, so the old man’s style can be said to be very special.
With wilting.
Of course, there is nothing to say about Yu Qian, who is recognized as the queen of cross talk. It is also very good to go through the baggage and hang it up, but the style is much more formal in comparison.
So it can be regarded as a new edition of "On the Current Situation of Crosstalk in the Fifty Years".
When the performance is over.
The audience watched with gusto.
The same goes for Qi Yuncheng, Yue Yunpeng, Luan Yunping, and Kong Yunlong.
It almost crowded the small space of the side curtain.
Because they all remembered the time when the old man was here.
Even some of them still can't believe that the old man left two years ago, because at that time, except for Qi Yuncheng who knew about it in advance, many disciples heard the news suddenly.
There are a lot of impacts.
On the stage, after Guo Degang and Yu Qian finished talking about the cross talk.
There were applause, shouts, and applause, and a few members even whistled to cheer.
Anyway, to reflect the excitement.
In the midst of this excitement, they only returned for a ten-minute segment before letting the children take the lead.
The moment I came up.
It could also be the emotion caused by the red banners and flowers filling the theater.
The audience became restless.
"Lao Guo, let me tell you the truth!
”
"The whole story is the truth!"
"Come on one!
”
……
There was constant commotion, constant noise, and a lot of chatter. Except for a few people in the front row, a lot of words in the back could not be heard clearly.
Originally, the actors would try their best to listen and satisfy their requests.
But today is different. More than a dozen actors stood on the stage without speaking.
Just wait there silently.
This is even more true for the apprentices behind.
After all, the master didn’t even speak, and their apprentices didn’t dare to speak either.
After waiting for about five or six seconds, when his voice became slightly quieter, Guo Degang leaned on the table and forced a smile, "I understand what you are thinking.
"Rebirth of the Great Era of Fighting Waves"
There are indeed many old viewers who have been following us since 2005.
It’s been seven years now.
Not easy.
I also like to hear the truth from that time.
Thank you very much!
”
After a pause, Guo Degang thought again and again behind the microphone, and couldn't help but say that sentence, "But I have to remind the audience that the complete truth has gone with Mr. Zhang!"
/p>
”
It is generally difficult to connect people's joys and sorrows, but when he said these words, many people sat down and became quiet.
Naturally, Guo Degang would not bring his emotions to the audience, but he still had to say this, he sighed.
"Now everyone in Deyun Society also knows that when we sing the truth again, we usually cut it out or revise it, because we can't finish it.
And every time I sing this, I can think of the time when Mr. Zhang was ill and hospitalized.
To be honest, the old man is worth learning from.
I was so impressed that even though I couldn’t stand it even in the hospital bed, my intelligence and wisdom could be shown at any time.
Because at that time, my body was really helpless and I couldn’t get up.
After I couldn't get up, I tied a rope to the head of the bed. I could get up by holding on to the rope.
But when I called the nurse, I couldn't scream, and my hands were too weak to press the bell.
Then I thought of a way, take a spoon and knock on the bed, and everyone will know.
For such small things, the old man's wisdom in daily life is endless.
As for the old man’s illness at that time, I didn’t tell the children in detail.”
As he said this, Guo Degang turned around and looked at the grown-up children. At the same time, his emotions were almost unbearable, and there were tears hidden in his eyes.
"These children are from Yunzi family. They came early and had the most contact with Mr. Zhang. However, the children did not know much about the severity of Mr. Zhang's illness.
It's not that he doesn't care, or that he's unfilial, but Mr. Zhang doesn't want to say anything, as long as the children go to the hospital to visit.
No matter how weak he was, he had to find a way to sit up and lie down on the wheelchair.
I said I couldn't let the children see me like this, and then became negative. They were still young and couldn't hang around me.
I am the only one who is going to die, there is no need.
You said that the old gentleman is still thinking about us when he is so ill. If such a big society as Deyun Society disappears in my hands, I will still be a human being!
”
Guo Degang yelled out the last sentence with a dumbfounded expression, his eyes trembling from the shouting, his expression filled with hatred, and he also hated himself. 2010 was almost lost in his hands.
What a suspense! Many times he would be frightened awake by this in his dreams. You must know that Deyun was indeed besieged on all sides at that time, and no one was targeted.
And being able to persevere is indeed because the audience helped too much, otherwise he would not have the shame to see Mr. Zhang on the day of his death.
So in order to thank the audience for their company today, Guo Degang had to look at his senior brother and ask for his opinion. Yu Qian had this idea before he came here, so he naturally nodded to express something. After all, he was here, so coming here could be regarded as a way to commemorate the old man. So Guo Degang gritted his teeth and looked at the crowded audience.
"You are all our parents. Since you want to hear the whole truth, let's break it down once today. Because the teacher has a workload, let's do it quickly!
I hope Mr. Zhang can come back and listen to it in heaven!
”
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