"A house worth a thousand yuan is still delivered once a month, move it! Move it immediately!"

“Move?”

"It's time to move, but something should happen." Qi Yuncheng said, and his expression became serious after the microphone.

Luan Yunping asked in a gentle tone, "Why is something wrong again?"

"I was fine when I woke up a few days ago. I stood at the door. There was a man selling oranges and I saw the old man coming from afar."

"Mr. Dull?"

"We have to say hello!" Qi Yuncheng's whole body became enthusiastic, and he shouted with a smile, "Old man, Third Master!

Come on!

He came over and looked at me, Yuncheng, what happened? Buy some fruit?

Let's go up the house and have some tea.

No, come again on the eighth.”

"Why did you come on No. 8?" Luan Yunping asked again.

“No. 8 is my room money.”

"Oh, collect the house."

"Old man!

"Qi Yuncheng turned around and said with a funny look: "What's wrong? You can't wait to see your house here and come in and have a drink of water. But we two are just this one?"

Go up the house.”

“Human nature is good.”

"I helped me in and brew some tea. You can drink it and wait for me for five minutes."

"You're leaving?"

"I turned around and went out, and there was a local grocery store across the street."

"Why are you going there?"

Qi Yunzhen explained, "The manager, Lao Nian, from Datong, Shanxi, opened a small coal mine. Later, something happened and ran to Yanjing to take refuge."

"Oh, avoid things." Luan Yunping nodded in understanding.

"Now I open such a store, I opened the door and came in.

Lao Nian!

Oh? Mr. Qi, what's wrong?

Give me two thousand dollars.

Very two thousand dollars.”

After saying that, Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and showed his finger to count the money. Luan Yunping was confused when she saw it, "Wait a minute, does Lao Nian owe you money in the miscellaneous goods store?"

"Don't owe money."

"Then why do you want two thousand? He will give two thousand?"

"We are business partners and have friendship. We took the money and counted a thousand when we got home." Qi Yuncheng handed it forward and smiled, "Old man, I'll give you a house, one thousand yuan."

The old man was stunned, it was not yet time.

What's wrong? What's wrong with that one day that's ten or eight days away? It's getting colder and colder the day after tomorrow. I don't care about it. I'll give you my share first."

“Thinking attentively.”

"I'm sorry, is this appropriate?

You hold it."

Qi Yuncheng stuffed forward and turned back, "The old man stood up and wanted to leave, I'll stop him.

Don’t hurry to leave. It’s half past eleven. It’s time to have a meal. Tell my wife to stew rice, put more water, and make it softer. The old man’s teeth are not good.

Make a few more yellow croaker and a few small cold dishes. After that, boil some wine. Don’t mix with white wine, which will hurt your stomach and make your beer gluten.

Warm some rice wine, cut some shredded ginger, put some plums, and drink two glasses with the old man.

How about this?"

Luan Yunping kept nodding when she heard this, "I thought so well."

"It's just that for my master."

"That's right, you've only lost him."

Hahaha!

Amid the audience's laughter, Qi Yuncheng changed his expression, but he didn't take any action, and it took a little longer to take the show.

They can all count time.

Including Luan Yunping himself, he talks little, and can also pay a little attention to the rhythm of crosstalk in the process from time to time.

"I've had enough food and drink. The old man flirted with the quickie. I have to leave. There are a few afternoons going out, and I'll hit the lock if I go late."

Luan Yunping looked at the audience and said, "The house money has not been collected yet."

"I will support me, my wife will support me, and my son will follow me. The family of three will send the old man out like a gift to the emperor."

“Respectful.”

"It's okay if you don't send it, but it's a disaster if you send it."

Luan Yunping took a breath at the critical moment and wondered, "Why did you give it to the disaster?"

"He stood in the yard and looked up, his eyebrows were standing up!"

"What's wrong?"

"grandson!

Find a house for me to move!

"After gritting his teeth, Qi Yuncheng shouted like a swearing on the table. After shouting, he looked aggrieved, "You are a wise man, my heart was thumping at that time, we are honest people."

"Yes, don't be angry."

Seeing that his emotions were surging, Luan Yunping reached out to persuade her, "What's the reason?"

"You all heard it, how do I treat him?"

"Not bad!" Luan Yunping answered on behalf of the audience.

"The stuffy rice, the fish, the vegetables, and the warm rice wine. I'm just like this to my master."

"Yes, I've said it twice."

"I have to ask him if he speaks like this."

"I have to ask."

After swallowing, Qi Yuncheng endured the feeling of crying and said, "Man, this is wrong with you. If you have something to say, you can't scold the streets.

Besides, I said that I was having sex with prostitutes, and I was gambling together? What shameful things have I done?

And if you can't tell me that I'm not here, I'm not welcome."

"That's interesting."

Qi Yuncheng changed to the role of Mr. Man and said, "What? You are hiring prostitutes and gambling? I don't care if you cut you."

"What's going on?" Luan Yunping quickly spoke again.

"I'll ask you something now!" Qi Yuncheng looked up and stared at the top with great momentum, "Where are the tiles in my room?

”

The key points come out.

The show has reached the most interesting part.

As for the tiles, they were naturally sold to the Lao Nian, otherwise how could they get the 2,000 yuan.

When conflicts arise.

Qi Yuncheng pulled his movements on the stage and slapped them out of thin air, "Can I suffer that loss? Swipe him a big mouth."

"Beat someone?"

"Not to mention seventy or ninety, there are several people who are ninety."

Ha ha ha ha!

Amid the laughter, Luan Yunping had to be surprised, "Okay, it's amazing."

"It's so inconsistent. Could it be that old man, you're so old, you're in vain? How could you do that?!

Another mouth!"
To be continued...