"There is no such thing at all, it will be over as soon as you go out."
On the stage, Luan Yunping said something amidst bursts of laughter.
"When we came to the courtyard, my daughter-in-law asked, what's going on with Mother Wang? If you have anything, please tell me in person." Qi Yuncheng showed an air of dignity and subconsciously touched his chin with his right hand.
"Do you still have a beard?"
"No beard?"
"Nonsense, women don't have beards."
"Hey!
"With a big sigh, Qi Yuncheng said: "Jin Lian, for my mother's sake, I am sick, and the doctor said I have to eat a hundred pounds of your body!
”
"Not so much!
"Luan Yunping was suddenly so frightened that her voice became louder.
"Twenty pounds of meat."
"That's a lot."
"Anyway, please give me some. In order to protect my health, you have to cut off some meat, and your wife is so mean."
Throwing the folding fan in his hand and catching it again, Qi Yuncheng raised his hand and raised the knife, and pulled it on his thigh, "Cut off a big piece, more than a pound."
Luan Yunping was a little confused when she saw the posture, "Is this cutting yourself?"
"The old lady took it and burst into tears."
"It hurts."
"Too fat!
”
"Don't choose now."
After looking around, Qi Yuncheng said, "Can I take a look at those legs?"
"Okay, let's do it."
"Your wife was also sleepy, so she turned around and went back to the house. The old lady carried the piece of meat to the kitchen and cut it up.
Cut into sieve pieces and grab the dough.
Then chop onions, ginger, garlic, everything is done, take the remote control and turn on the TV."
Throughout the whole process, Qi Yuncheng was busy with a fan and a knife, then raised his head and clicked, "When the TV turned on, a person came out.
She has the same hair as my master, wears small eyes, and is quite thin.
So in today’s program, let’s talk about how to make braised pork!
”
"Are you studying now?"
Qi Yuncheng kept nodding, "Yes, after reading it, I sat in a pan and fried the sugar color, stewed it, peeled four more potatoes, and soaked a handful of dry powder.
I made a big bowl and the old lady Xilihulu Xilihulu ate it all."
"I really ate it." Luan Yunping echoed.
"Eat and drink enough. Not to mention that this method is really effective. You will be sick in less than three days..."
"Okay!
”
"Dead!
”
"Dead?"
"On the day of the funeral, your wife cried."
"Distressed."
"My legs hurt."
Luan Yunping suddenly felt happy, "That's right, it doesn't hurt if a piece of meat is missing."
"So Luan Yunping's family is worthy of everyone's learning. The father is kind, the son is filial, and the husband and wife are loving."
"Does this sound like what you said?"
"I remember you old ladies believed in this very much, but now you don't believe it anymore."
"That's right, everyone is gone."
"I advise you not to believe in random things. Why do you say these superstitions? They are the letters of Mi Mi Hu Hu.
Of course, with the development of the times, there are still quite a lot of ways to deceive people, in different forms and types, let’s not talk about these deceptions.
Luan Yunping was deceived before."
"Yes! I did it once." In order to agree with her partner's words, Luan Yunping nodded at the side, "I guess everyone has been deceived and deceived."
"One day after the small theater performance ended, everything on the seats was messy, and we actors had to clean it up.
While cleaning, Luan Yunping found a pink handkerchief on a chair."
"Handkerchief?"
"I can't tell which girl I left behind. The fragrance is so fragrant. When I picked it up, I saw that it also had a name and phone number written on it. It's Axiu!"
"It's a pretty name."
"After seeing this, Luan Yunping became selfish. The girl's phone number would not come unless she usually called her. She held it in her hand so that no one else could see it, and secretly went outside to make the call.
A dozen, hello, just as I was talking, I found out it was Yue Yunpeng who picked up?"
"Yue Yunpeng?"
Qi Yuncheng had to explain, "Yue Yunpeng, Xiaoyue, you know, his face is as wide as a bag, and he is often next to the master.
I just wondered why it was him.
Luan Yunping took the phone and asked, Xiaoyue, why did you answer it? Where is Axiu?"
"What did he say?"
"Wait a moment."
"Send someone to go."
"Grandma, your phone number!
”
"Such a Xiu!"
Hahahaha!
The audience burst into laughter.
And this is the extra baggage the two of them added to their jokes.
After all, Xiaoyue will also be assisting today, and the audience will pay more attention when they see it.
Yue Yunpeng's words made him stop laughing even while standing in the background. He would watch every performance of his senior brother because he always knew that his talent was not as good as others.
This is true even after enlightenment, so I know how to work hard.
Even if he becomes popular in the future, he will not be able to find his own status like those who quit Deyun. He is originally a child from the countryside and cannot give up hysterical pride in his bones.
After performing for a while, the two came to the final dance master.
"If you ask me, the most artistic one is the dancing master from Northeast China."
"How can I still be artistic?"
"He is playing and singing at the same time."
"Two people." Qi Yuncheng pointed in two directions, "One is a great god, and the other is a second god. The cost is huge, which sounds good."
Holding her breath, Luan Yunping hurriedly passed the words down, "Then come here and sing for everyone!
”
"Actually, I have borrowed a lot of folk tunes from the Northeast. It's really nice to sing it when two people sing it, so I'll do it."
"Come on!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
After another round of applause from the audience, Qi Yuncheng began to sing about Kung Fu.
"Hey, it's so dark when the sun sets over the mountains~~
The sun sets in the west and the sky turns dark. Every house has its door closed, and magpies and swans are running through the forest~~
The house sparrow flutters at the moth and runs to the eaves, the five-clawed golden dragon returns to the North Sea, and the thousand-year-old tortoise returns to the beach~~
The main road has no traffic, the small road is closed and it is difficult to travel, and nine out of ten houses are locked~~
……
Let the fellow villagers listen to your heart, or it may be gray, or it may be yellow, or it may be a ghost, or it may be constant~~
Or the third prince Nezha, or King Li Tianwang of Tota, if you want your family and home to be peaceful~~
Unless Luan Yunping and his family's bedroom is turned into a hut, hehehehehe~"
"Stop singing about you."
Luan Yunping suddenly pushed, and the two people immediately ended their cross talk, bowed with smiles, and prepared to leave the stage.
Everyone in the Hubei Theater audience made a scene.
"Okay!
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"Oh!
”
"One more!
”
"One more section!
”
……
The audience was extremely excited.
Even some older people who came to see it for the first time still had a good impression of the actors, and they really worked hard.
I didn’t give fake things.
At this age, what they care about is whether it’s worth the ticket price.
It's good if it's worth it. If it's not worth it, you'll get scolded.
Amidst bursts of applause, the two of them took a few symbolic steps back and were re-invited back to the stage by the host invited by the organizer.
The moment I came back.
Many audience members still ran to the side of the stage, and one of the girls was holding a large flower basket in her hand, probably because it was too big.
I stumble a little when I walk.
Whenever he sees this scene, Qi Yuncheng feels mixed emotions in his heart, because it is indeed a great blessing for an actor to have someone who truly likes him.
So I hurried over to pick him up and thank you.
After finishing the arrangement and returning the microphone, he immediately spoke.
"Thank you all! It's my first time to perform here. I was always worried about the performance before I came here. Now it seems that I am really worrying too much."
Luan Yunping nodded: "They are all very enthusiastic."
"But I actually don't just perform in Deyungan. Some time ago, I was invited by Teacher Gao Fenggao to take care of my child for two months.
When I was raising children, I found that sometimes they were quite interesting."
"That's right, children are innocent and innocent."
"A little girl asked me." Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned to a child's tone, "Teacher, teacher, I was eating at home at noon and the power went out, but the light came on after I took a sip of it. Do you know why?"
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Standing nearby and thinking about it, Luan Yunping acted as if she really didn't know, and asked, "Why is this?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Because of Balala energy!
”
Hahahahaha!
Instantly!
Many people were so happy that they burst into tears. The adults were lucky, knowing that this drama was on point, and they were full of smiles. The children, not to mention, were laughing loudly in their seats.
However, the baggage is still somewhat limited, because those who have never seen it will definitely not understand it, especially the elderly.
When a group of people were laughing, an old man in the front row was holding his hands and showing no expression.
Qi Yuncheng looked in the direction of the old man and spoke again, "Some people may not understand. I saw the old man in the front row holding his hands with no expression on his face.
Let me tell you another joke.
Don’t let your money go in vain.
You know Guo Qiling from the previous program?"
The old man in the front row nodded below.
At the same time, Luan Yunping also introduced, "Master's son!"
"Guo Qiling is a rich second generation, but he is different from other rich second generations. His life is miserable. He has no money for a week."
"Master's condition is that you still don't have enough money?" Luan Yunping said again.
"You don't understand, whoever earns the money in Master's family spends it. How much money can Guo Qiling make at such an age? So the gap between him and other rich second generations is immediately clear."
"What's going on?"
"Whatever clothes people wear every day, luxury goods, trendy brands, just copy them and sell them for four to five thousand."
"Is it so expensive?"
"What is Dalin wearing? De Yunhua clothes, some time ago I borrowed pants from Shaobing."
"Ouch, is it so miserable?"
"What kind of car do people drive when going out? Ferrari, Lamborghini. Looking at Dalin, the car he recently drove was relatively expensive, more than 20 million."
"What car."
"Subway."
Luan Yunping waved her hand, "He is also under the age of 18 and can't get a driver's license."
"So how can I compare with others? The problem lies with my master. Anyone who knows me knows that my master Guo Degang is very strict with Guo Qiling.
So I won’t spend money on Guo Qiling.”
"How can you not give me money?"
"Finally one day Guo Qiling couldn't help it any longer. She went home and asked, "Dad, how could you do this? Give me money and I will go out and spend it to find more older girls to play with. Everyone else is so rich, but I am the second richest man in the world."
There is not a penny to pay back.
My master Guo Degang got very angry when I told him."
Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and said angrily, "What kid! If you don't have a correct outlook on life, if you want to live a good life, don't you have to rely on your own hands to work hard?
Besides, do you think having money is good? Do you think dad is as happy as you imagined?"
Qi Yuncheng, who was talking suddenly, suddenly changed from an educational tone to a sleazy smile that understood everything, "You can't imagine dad's happiness, do you know?"
Hahahaha!
At this moment, the audience finally burst into laughter, and an old man in the front row also laughed happily.
Qi Yuncheng nodded when he saw it, "It seems that the uncle understands, but some children may not be clear, because the rich man's deeds are very deep, and this is what he is like..."
"Shut up, our master will destroy you sooner or later."
Luan Yunping picked up a white handkerchief and covered Qi Yuncheng's mouth so that she could not continue talking.
And just like this, the audience will definitely be happier.
For the New Year's Day special performance, I came all the way here just to be happy.
That's it.
After Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned to the stage, they performed one program after another.
However, because in the jokes, the former often mentioned Shaobing or other senior brothers, so even when they were assisting, many viewers cared.
A very common technique.
Master also often mentioned these disciples, especially in the early days, he talked about almost everyone in Deyun and criticized them in various ways.
Don't look at it just because of baggage, but it is still very useful.
Otherwise, how could the memory of the former young gang leader Li Jing be so fresh, and now Mr. Hou’s cashew chicken is a popular joke.
This also allows the audience to remember them.
But when the venue is bustling with activity.
An old couple sat in the crowded auditorium and answered a phone call.
"Hey, girl!"
"Dad, where are you now? Where did you go to play? Do you really have any vacation plans on New Year's Day?"
The theater is very noisy.
It took them a long time to hear clearly what their daughter said, but when the other party heard loud laughter coming from the mobile phone.
I’m curious.
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"Where are you? There is such a big movement, and there are still people laughing."
"We are listening to a cross talk. Your cousin bought us the tickets. We treat it as a novelty. Your mother has never been to such a place.
It's New Year's Day. If you're not at home, I don't think you can stay at home.
So boring.
By the way, I bought some things for your mother in your previous room, so I piled them all in there."
"..."
Who else could be calling at this moment? It was Song Yi. After hearing what her father said, she was preparing to perform in a play in another city and didn't know what to say.
The relationship between parents is true love, she is just an accident, and she doesn’t even tell herself when she goes to the cross talk show.
She wanted to go so much, but unfortunately she never had time.
So I asked, "Is Mr. Guo's cross talk venue? He performed there recently? I can't go back now, which is a bit regretful."
"It doesn't seem to be Guo Degang, but this actor is also Deyun."
"It belongs to Deyun!" Song's mother suddenly replied from the side.
"What's that called?"
"Qi...Qi Yuncheng, I saw it on TV last time and thought it was pretty good!"
"Yes, yes!" Song Yi's father nodded repeatedly, "It belongs to Deyun, his name is Qi Yuncheng!"
"..."
Song Yi on the other side took a deep breath and began to process the information given by his parents. When he reacted, did his parents go behind his back to see his partner?
"Ouch, my God, is this a dream?"
"What's the matter, girl?"
"No, just watch it. I won't interrupt you." Song Yi didn't want to say more and wanted to hang up the phone, but his eyes lit up and he continued, "I have a question."
"What?"
"What do you think of Qi Yuncheng?"
"The actor we watched today? Why are you talking about this?"
"Let me tell you, I'm just curious. I quite like his cross talk." Song Yi's various acting.
Looking at the middle of the theater stage, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were still performing at the moment. The previous assistant performances of Shaobing and Xiaosi passed quickly.
"Looks okay, he's a very nice young man, he's also fun when he performs."
"What if..."
"What if?"
"No, no, no! But that's it?"
"Otherwise, what else can we do? We just come here to have fun, otherwise we would be watching TV at home on New Year's Day."
"Okay, okay! I won't bother you anymore!
”
The phone hangs up.
The old couple didn't know what was wrong with their daughter, and why they were asking such questions, but Song Yi's mother suddenly figured it out and turned around to think about it.
"Is there something our daughter is hiding from us?"
"It sounds possible, and it's very likely that it's about his partner, is it possible?" Song Yi's father quickly raised his head to take another look at Qi Yuncheng, who was performing at the moment.
But he was immediately interrupted by his wife, "How dare you think that now commercial performances and special performances are everywhere.
Even if she wants to meet her, where did she get to know her?
Maybe I just like actors.
Just ask."
"Yes, I think too much, but I really need to ask more about my daughter's partner when the time comes. If not, our attitude still needs to be tougher."
"One is a good person and the other is a bad person?"
"It doesn't have to be so troublesome. If it's really bad, don't worry so much."
"Hey, Yiyi has also reached this age."
After the couple finished speaking, they took their mobile phones back and continued to watch today's show. It's not enough to watch today's show, it's already here, and the price is not cheap.
But after a while, both of them were happy because of what the actor said.
"This kid is so funny, what do you think?"
"There seems to be something called "baggage" in cross talk, which is quite funny."
"Would you like to take some photos? Yiyi seems to like him very much."
"Who doesn't like good-looking little girls these days? Let's take some pictures."
"Do you want a signature?"
"We are so old, we are not young people, why should we ask for it? Are you sorry?"
"My daughter likes it, so I have to go there even if I'm sorry. If it comes, I'll probably be very happy."
"Hey, I don't know why they want autographs, but if my daughter likes it, I'll go over and get it, but you shouldn't go over there.
It’s embarrassing to be crowded together with a group of people.”
"No, let's go together."
……
They were chatting and looking at the actors on the stage.
The actors naturally threw things very hard.
Although the performance is still traditional, a lot of things have been added. After all, the baggage of traditional jokes is not too much.
What you eat is full of energy and flavor.
It can be said that it can take care of elderly people or experts, such as Tianjing, but it is different in other cities, and the flavor of folk art is not that strong.
So I came here just to have fun, so naturally I have to add some baggage.
It can be regarded as a cross talk somewhere.
You need to make a decision based on the audience group.
However, when the program was over and Qi Yuncheng went down to drink water and rest, his text messages seemed to be infected with a virus.
There are more than twenty text messages from Song Yi.
"Yuncheng, I know you are performing now, but I am too excited, so I will send you a text message first."
"You know, really, I didn't even think about it?"
"That's right...How about you guess?"
After reading the three text messages, Qi Yuncheng was speechless. How could he sell something so secretly? He could only scroll through the back text messages with his fingers.
"I called just now, and my parents were actually at your place listening to you talk about cross talk."
"Oh my God, how could such a coincidence happen? The two of them really went to see you."
"What do you think they think of you? They all think it's good. I almost died laughing. I really want to see their surprised expressions when they find out that my partner is you."
"But I won't tell them so quickly. They are not cold to my other side now. I will scare them to death by then."
……
……
"Okay, let's not talk anymore. You don't need to reply to me when you see it. I'm just happy!"
Go to the last text message.
Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath, my dear, my future father-in-law and mother-in-law are here, right?
When I thought of the jokes I just said, I immediately regretted it. What kind of impression did this make?
But why do you care about these things when talking about cross talk? What you need is a thick face, so you have to do whatever you want in the future.
And today’s performance is quite long.
The organizer kept the venue until the early hours of the morning, so after finishing the final review, he and Luan Yunping had three more encores. After the encore and the curtain call, there was just enough time for the New Year's Eve.
Of course, at this moment, Master and Uncle are also holding a special New Year's Eve performance in Yanjing. This time, it is rare that the master and apprentice do not perform on the same stage.
Who needs to pave the way for popularity, and at the same time, he will go to Hubei Satellite TV to record the Spring Festival Gala?
The Spring Festival Gala is over, and there will be a special performance by Young Master in 2012. His special performance is even scarier than the Spring Festival Gala.
"Brother Cheng, is Xiaoyue up?"
While looking at his cell phone, he suddenly called the backstage entrance. Shaobing and Dalin came in with a bunch of shopping items. When he saw them, Qi Yuncheng clicked his tongue, "You still want to buy food? Didn't you say you are going to eat later?"
?"
Shaobing was also aggrieved, "It wasn't me who ate it, it was Teacher Sun Yuesun who ate it. It's not like you didn't know he has a big belly."
"If you buy so much, can you still eat it later?"
"I'm going back anyway. It's the same as eating on the road. And Brother Cheng, Hubei has a lot of delicious food. I not only bought some snacks, but also snacks. You can try this.
By the way, Dalin, what is the dumpling called, right?"
"Yes, Shishou dumplings, I happened to see someone selling them."
As Dalin spoke, he put down several plastic bags, picked out a small bag, and introduced: "I heard from the boss that Shishou dumplings are a specialty snack of Shishou City, JZ City."
"JZ City??"
Hearing the name, Qi Yuncheng felt familiar with his girlfriend's hometown and quickly went over to take a look.
At first glance, I found that it was indeed a type of dumpling, white, round and flat, and the outer shell was made of pureed glutinous rice.
When I picked it up and took a bite, I found that it was not filled with sugar, but carrots, bacon, cured tofu, etc. The taste was a bit spicy.
The first time I ate it, I was surprised, but it felt pretty good.
Seeing Qi Yun eating it in Chengdu, Luan Yunping was also curious, "Is it delicious? I'll try one too."
At this moment, Shaobing had already stuffed one in his mouth. When he saw Captain Luan coming, he immediately agreed hesitantly and handed the thing over.
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