Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 332 I’m still wondering, how did you put on the vest outside the coat?
Chapter 332 I’m still wondering, how did you put on the vest outside the coat?
"I never thought that compassion would cause harm."
"What happened again?"
"I went to perform that day and something happened when I came back."
"What's wrong?"
"Your father is so evil." Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and said, "He brought me a roll, and he hired a car to take all the money and things I had left in the hotel for me. p>
I'm so stupid here."
"Look what happened."
"It's hard to raise a wolf as a dog to look after the house. The cormorants are not long painted black with ink, and the white paint of crows is not strong. My good intentions turned into a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs.
This old man is so inappropriate. I saved you, and now you are making a mess of yourself. What should I do?"
"That's right!" Luan Yunping worried for her partner.
"The manager is also kind-hearted: Mr. Qi thinks you are pitiful, and you live with us, so I can't ignore you."
"There are still many good people."
"Come on, give Mr. Qi a dime."
"A dime?"
Holding something in his right hand, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath with trembling, showing the character's sadness, "I was walking on the street with a dime, and tears were streaming down my face.
The weather is already very cold. It’s the twelfth lunar month of winter and there’s heavy snowfall. I’m still wearing a plastic leather jacket.”
"Wearing cloth shoes under my feet, I walked forward with my arms crossed. As I was walking, I heard a cry from someone beside me."
"What's going on?"
Qi Yuncheng was also puzzled. He turned his head and looked to the side and muttered, "Where are you playing the gong? Oh, no!
There was a restaurant next to it, and a young man came out with a hot pot and placed it on the ground. It was taken away after someone else had finished eating.
What do you mean by taking it out now? Is it for me?"
"Really?" Luan Yunping said again.
"When I saw there was a lot left in it, including sliced meat, fish balls, lettuce, and the hot pot was still hot, oh, I understand."
"What?"
"This is to keep me warm, so don't be polite!" Qi Yuncheng said while making hugging gestures, "I ran away as soon as I held him in my arms, turning around and around until I was building a bridge at the intersection, but no one was walking. Sitting on the bridge with my arms around the hotpot, I burst into tears."
"Why are you crying again?"
"It was snowing heavily, but a hot pot saved my life."
"Yes."
"I'll eat it, don't be polite."
Qi Yuncheng lifted something out of thin air from behind the microphone, pointed with his left hand, "Lettuce!
”
"Eat the vegetables first."
“Slices of meat!
There is also a fish ball!
”
When Qi Yuncheng mentioned the fish balls, he turned to look at his partner who was happy. After looking up again, he threw them away, but he didn't catch them when he opened his mouth. He hurriedly ran to the side to pick them up.
Luan Yunping shook her head, "If you live like this, stop playing around."
Coming back with the fish balls, Qi Yuncheng reached his right hand near the table and shook it from side to side, as if he was simmering vegetables in a hot pot.
Whether the audience saw this scene live or in front of the TV, their faces were filled with smiles because of something about the body.
Just be interesting.
Luan Yunping naturally also explained her partner's actions, "Shake it up?"
"Don't be ridiculous, do it again, oops, it ran away again." Qi Yuncheng quickly went to the side to pick it up again.
"Then you're still not hungry."
"After fishing again, a fish bone appeared."
"Can you eat this too?"
"Poof!
Qi Yuncheng spit it out and frowned as he looked at the thing, "Whose dentures are they?"
"Ah? This one is quite sloppy."
"But don't throw it away."
"What?"
"Press a knob as if it's an itch."
"It's useless to let you go." Luan Yunping was speechless.
"Let's eat. When you're full, hug the hotpot and scratch it with my weapon." Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan on the table.
"Don't mention this."
"While I was wandering around the lake, I heard the sound of a plane! I took a peek and saw a plane parked in front of me. As soon as the door opened, ten young men jumped out. p>
Each one of them is 1.8 meters tall, as tall as a knife or an axe. They are all wearing black suits, white shirts, black ties, and sunglasses, and they stand still.
My heart is broken."
"What's wrong?"
"This is the underworld."
After the three words came out, Luan Yunping felt a little sure next to her, "Looking at the style is a bit mean."
"Ten people stood up and turned around, one holding each other's shoulders."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and walked blindly near the microphone with his eyes closed. Luan Yunping and the audience laughed together, "There are ten blind people in love."
"It scared me."
"What's so scary about this."
"The underworld is here to snatch me away during the Chinese New Year?"
"Oh, it seems they are living a miserable life."
"I looked at them and held my itch in my hand tightly. As a result, they bowed in front of me, hello!
This was Guo Degang's original joke, but through the character's tone and rhythm, it can also be used to add to the burden.
Because cross talk is not a simple joke, the size of the words is very important, and even the priority of the tone directly determines the life or death of a baggage.
Of course, I’ve never heard of it, so I’m even happier.
In front of the TV, Song Yi's parents were like this. They knew Deyun, but they didn't hear many jokes, so when they came across it for the first time, they laughed more happily than their own daughters.
Song Yi, who was sitting next to him, heard the news and immediately said, "How about it? The actor is very charming, I think his cross talk is fun."
The smile on Mother Song's face has not faded, "It's fun, but I feel like he wants to kill you, he cares so much.
But you didn’t say much about when you would let us meet your boyfriend.”
"We'll talk about it in a few days. He's very busy."
"How busy can I be? How about making a video later?"
"No, no!"
Song Yi was startled, and his head was as panicked as a rattle, "He has something to do today. He is busier than usual and has no time."
Forget it once or twice, my daughter once again shied away, and her parents' expressions were a bit off.
What kind of boyfriend did Yiyi find? He is so busy? Who would believe that he is really busy? He is not a big star or anything.
Suddenly, they had no good impression of the man and began to suspect that their relationship was just for fun.
Otherwise, why would you do this?
When she suddenly looked up and saw Qi Yuncheng in the Spring Festival Gala live broadcast, Mother Song slowly spoke.
"If the other person is really like this, then I like it very much.
At least this actor looked like he was working hard during the performance. I went over to say a few words after the show last time, and I found it to be quite good. He was an actor that so many people watched, but he was still so polite to me.
I’ve heard that many celebrities act like celebrities to the point where they almost don’t even recognize their relatives.”
Song Yi's mother and her husband both said that they were around forty, so they were relatively experienced people. I couldn't say that I could definitely tell their character, but I could more or less estimate it.
So I have a good impression of that actor.
Song Yi's father didn't say much, but he didn't reject what his wife said, but he really didn't understand his daughter's boyfriend.
The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't bear it, so I spoke with a little anger.
"Don't fall in love every day and act like a fool. We have to see how the other person is like. You haven't talked about it yet, don't be deceived and don't know."
"Oh!"
Song Yi, who was originally happy, suddenly became a little timid and had no choice but to nod in agreement, because when it comes to his son-in-law, a father is more anxious than a mother.
So the tone is a bit harsh.
"Okay, okay, it's up to my daughter to make her own arrangements, but we have to meet and see how you can make arrangements. We won't feel at ease if you don't see her."
"I know, then I'll ask him to make a video call for you when I go to Yanjing."
Song Yi had a little grievance on his face. He looked up at his boyfriend and wished he could complain to him face to face. However, it was only TV now, not video.
I can only listen silently to his subsequent cross talk.
……
"Be the first to bow to me, my uncle, hello!"
"Uncle?" Luan Yunping wondered.
When he was puzzled, Qi Yuncheng squinted his eyes and touched his chin with his hand, thinking, "This is a very affectionate title. Calling me uncle means that I have a girl.
At this moment, my calamity has not receded, and my lust has arisen again.
God really opened his eyes, he recognized the wrong person and found me here.
But you can’t mess around.”
"Why?"
"He is not like other people. It is easy to recognize a son or a grandson. But when things go wrong, I can say, look, take advantage of me and treat me as your son. It is not good, vulgar, vulgar, vulgar!" p>
"Harm, don't mention the three vulgar things."
"But it's not okay to recognize my uncle. You know that I'm not going to go with you and take advantage of this girl. How can you stand a group of people beating me?
I quickly said, take another look and you are sure."
"What did the ten blind men say?"
Qi Yuncheng immediately raised his voice and said politely: "Yes, Mr. Gu, it's you. Come with our house, we are so anxious that we can find you.
No, I can't go."
"Why don't you go?"
"How can I go back like this? If my whole family sees me, what can I say?
Mr. Gu, what’s wrong with you?”
Qi Yuncheng changed roles again and said with a smile, "There is no one else in the family. The young lady is your wife, the old lady is your mother-in-law, and the rest are all our subordinates.
I was happy to hear what he said.
In a romantic family, there is only a widow and an old lady with a girl?
You can do this,"
Luan Yunping immediately looked at Qi Yuncheng and complained, "I'm still holding back my bad intentions at this time."
"Let's go, I'll go with you. Without saying a word, I'll hold my hot pot and scratch my itch on the plane. We'll be there in ten minutes. Come down and take a look, my God."
"What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng looked from afar and said: "It's magnificent, with carved beams and painted buildings. It's such a big house, it's like a small Forbidden City.
Immediately after the door opened, forty people came out in a row, drums and drums were playing, and ten mothers from inside helped an old lady out.
Don’t ask if the old lady is my grandmother.”
"How can you see it?"
"Think about it, ten mothers can't help one mother out."
"Nonsense!
"Luan Yunping suddenly became happy next to her.
"When we came inside, the old lady was very happy to see me." Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and whispered softly: "The child has such a temper. It's amazing. He just left when he said it. Look at his body, his armpits are all wet."
It smells like cumin.
Let him take a bath."
"Hurry up and wash up." Luan Yunping said as if she could smell the smell.
"When I got to the bathroom, they brought me six pieces of soap. I ate three pieces and washed three pieces."
"Why are you eating three pieces?"
"I smell so good inside and out."
"This... cleanse the intestines!"
"After taking a shower, there is a small door over here."
Qi Yuncheng pointed sideways and looked up, "It says changing room. I went over to open the box and took a look. It was filled with lake crepe, buckle crepe, flowery crepe, card, rattle, goose satin, and Guan Ning."
Silk, copy satin; there is no coarse cloth, blue cloth, large white cloth, moon white, gray market, light wool blue inside."
"How poor is this child!"
"We know how to wear clothes, but we can't make others laugh when we wear them."
"Of course."
"Wear three sets of soft trousers and jackets, three sets of trousers and jackets, and three sets of sweaters and woolen trousers. Wear five-silk gowns, silk gowns, camel hair robes, velvet-lined cotton robes, and coats outside the cotton robes.
Wear a leather jacket, a mandarin jacket outside the leather jacket, a waistcoat outside the mandarin jacket, and a vest outside the waistcoat. Wear a satchel, a straw hat, and a felt pullover."
"What virtue?"
"I sat down on the sofa and asked someone to help me out."
"Okay, I can't walk in what I'm wearing."
Qi Yuncheng himself laughed, "I can't walk anymore. When I get to the living room, it's big. It's bigger than our living room today. There are nine big stoves in the room, and the flames will be nine feet high!"
"That high?"
"The beams are three feet tall!
”
"It's all on fire, isn't it?"
"Open a hole to let out fire!
”
"What kind of family is this?"
"The old lady looks beautiful to me!"
When it was time to perform the character again, Qi Yuncheng imitated the old lady's posture and praised, "You are so handsome. The clothes and the horse are as good as the saddle. I don't look good if you don't wear them. This dress——"
Luan Yunping: "Does it look good?"
Qi Yuncheng: "What a bear!"
Luan Yunping: "You can't be a bear."
Qi Yuncheng: "I'm still wondering how you put on the vest outside the coat. The high technology is really amazing.
But we are back, let’s meet the lady first.”
Luan Yunping: "You have to take a look."
Qi Yuncheng: "Old lady, let's go! Let's send a message to the lady, saying that his fiancé is back and let them meet.
When I heard this, I thought it was a good opportunity. I have to take a look at the lady. If she looks good, I will endure it; if she doesn’t look good enough like me..."
"Then you're leaving?"
"I'll bear with it too!"
"Yes, you can't bear it if you live like this!"
"After a while, four little maids came with the young lady on their arms. They pulled the damper and wow! I looked at this young lady! She looks so irritating to the four beauties."
"Tell me."
"Smiling and praising Si, hating Daji, sick Xi Shi, drunk Concubine Yang, sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and shying flowers."
"Beautiful."
"After meeting the young lady, the mother next to me said to the old lady: Old lady, my uncle comes and goes, and why? Because he is not married, Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, today's life is just like
Okay, that’s it for today!”
"Today?" Luan Yunping was surprised.
"I have to dress up properly when I get married."
"Yeah!" Luan Yunping nodded, "Take off your bear clothes."
"I changed my clothes again, wearing a red cross and double flower arrangement.
The two main doors were hung with lights and colorful decorations. After worshiping heaven and earth, I entered the bridal chamber. When I got to the bridal chamber, I saw that the lake was covered with white. The bed was covered with shiny satin mattresses, leaning pillows, back pillows, and mandarin duck pillows.
The young lady was sitting on the bed and smiled at me. I took a step towards the bed and it was amazing!"
"What?"
"I used too much force. With a snap, my neck broke, the hot pot was broken, and my head was so big." Qi Yuncheng pinched a big circle with his hands.
"Aren't you married?"
"Where, I'm sleeping on the bridge!"
"Dream!"
After finishing the final conclusion.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping immediately bowed and left the stage.
You can rush the live broadcast.
But at the same time, the applause is not small.
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
"Okay!"
"My apprentice told me about my dream wedding at the Hubei Spring Festival Gala. I was so happy when I heard it!
”
"This joke is indeed a classic. I have bought pirated copies before. It is really fun to listen to."
"This year's Hubei Spring Festival Gala, next year may be the Yangtai Spring Festival Gala."
……
Deyun's old audience can hardly escape the state of Guo Degang in the 2000s. He was indeed invincible, and many classic works appeared at the same time.
However, when I saw my apprentice tell it once at the local Spring Festival Gala, I still felt a lot of emotion in my heart, which shows that he really appreciated it.
I am very happy for my favorite actor.
However, after the actors came down, the first thing they did was to go to the master or uncle. Their works were ranked fourth from the bottom.
So now I am staying in the lounge.
As for the performance, they also watched it, but they could only watch it through the screen in the lounge, but they could see it clearly.
And when I saw the child coming.
The corners of Guo Degang's mouth slowly raised, "I didn't expect that my apprentice could also speak TV cross talk."
"There's basically nothing wrong." Yu Qian sat next to him and responded.
But the two sentences they said made Qi Yuncheng, who had just come in, smile bitterly. It was his first time participating, so he was unfamiliar with many things.
Not to mention the camera positions everywhere, you can't grasp the emotions of the audience at all, and the performance is so fast-paced that you don't have time to care about this.
I can only rely on many years of performance experience and the state of stream of consciousness to perform.
In other words, there are no specific techniques, it all depends on feeling.
Of course, Qi Yuncheng was very happy after being told by his master and uncle, but suddenly he remembered something and quickly told the two of them about Teacher Li Shengsu.
Nothing else, it was the opening opera of Young Master's cross talk special, I forgot about it during the day.
Guo De just listened and sat on a chair holding a folding fan and thought for a while. It seemed that the two teachers also liked the children a lot, but they didn't say much.
Now he doesn't have to take care of Qi Yuncheng's business at all. It's not that he thinks it's completely perfect. As a young man, he is still far from it.
The main thing to worry about is that he is a good person, so there is nothing to worry about.
Even if what he has to do may be beyond his current ability, he will still think of ways to learn. After learning, what he presents on the stage can be said to have never disappointed anyone. This is a very good point.
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Otherwise, Mr. Zhang Wenshun would have loved her so much back then.
There is a reason for this, it’s not just good talent.
There are a lot of actors who have great talent but are gone in the end.
The key is not like Shaobing. Even if Shaobing tells an old joke, he has to worry as a master. It’s not that he can’t do it.
Yes, he is in primary school and his basic skills are pretty solid, but he always likes to get into trouble, so no matter what he does, people are afraid of him.
Over time, it has become a habit.
Just like that, after several people chatted for a while.
The staff announced the time, and the old couple walked to the waiting room wearing two black coats.
"Then, Guo Degang and Yu Qian will present the cross talk "Running After Happiness" to everyone!
”
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
After the host announced the curtain, the audience in the audience began to be uncontrollably excited when they saw the person.
"Teacher Guo, I love you!
”
"Teacher Yu, I love you too!
”
"I love you, Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu!
”
……
Although the Hubei Spring Festival Gala hall is not a theater, it does not restrict the audience from shouting, and it can also liven up the atmosphere.
After Guo De just came to the stage, he was very happy, "As soon as I came on, there were girls shouting "love me, am I handsome?"
Audience: "Handsome!
”
Guo Degang: "Look, you haven't seen what the market looks like!"
Yu Qian: "Harm."
Guo Degang: "Why do they praise me?"
Yu Qian: "I like you."
Guo Degang: "The Hubei Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala is so lively! And I don’t need any introduction. You are all familiar with Guo Degang and Yu Qian, two elementary school students who talk about cross talk in China."
Yu Qian: "It's us."
……
The cross talk between the two elders begins.
Although they are all cross talk, the style and style of the old couple after they come on stage are beyond the comparison of ordinary actors.
If nothing else, when they saw them on stage, the audience was in no other state except for two words, calm down.
You can listen to whatever they say in peace.
This is the result of their years of popularity with the audience, and it would not be possible to reach this level without one performance.
As for Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, they were naturally watching the master and uncle's performance in the lounge, but looking at the latter, they suddenly remembered something and quickly gave a reminder.
"Yuncheng, we have to be second in the Lantern Festival unpacking show! I almost forgot!"
"Huh?" Qi Yuncheng was stunned, "Second number two? Where is Teacher Gao?"
"Something happened at the last minute, so we might not be able to make it that day, so we moved there, so the program we agreed on had to be changed."
"Okay, I have no problem with any of my programs, just watch and write."
Qi Yuncheng didn't pay much attention to it. No one can afford to take leave sometimes.
Moreover, the selection of the program is all done by the partners, which is also their recent state. Although they have only cooperated for more than a year, they have a relationship of six or seven years and have a close understanding of each other.
Luan Yunping didn't hesitate, and nodded in agreement. Anyway, she knew a lot of jokes, and it was indeed to the point where she could choose at will.
But when the two elders almost finished their cross talk, they immediately stood up and prepared to pick up the master.
If they just wait in the lounge, they have no etiquette.
It can't be regarded as deliberate etiquette, it can only be said to be a kind of tutoring, just like when an adult gives something, the younger generation needs both hands to receive it, something that is engraved in the bones.
In addition to Master's teachings, there is also the influence of the atmosphere.
Master, uncle, they are that kind of people. When you watch them treat their elders, they naturally learned it when they were apprentices.
It is not false to raise children in any family atmosphere.