Chapter 362 You’ll cover the money for next year’s haircut!
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping stepped down, and the three people who passed by Yue Yunpeng, Guo Degang and Yu Qian began to take the stage.
The moment you step on stage, applause, gifts, and flowers are all indispensable.
Yue Yunpeng was mainly busy receiving gifts. The master and uncle had more, and he also had some, but somewhat less.
But when accepting gifts, it was impossible for the old couple to keep the theater quiet.
Guo Degang looked at the lively scene and said: "There are so many things, why don't we call a moving car? I saw in the background just now that there are more gifts than Yuncheng had when he moved."
Yu Qian nodded: "Everyone is so enthusiastic."
"It's really too much to take. There are so many things backstage that it's ridiculous. Just now backstage Shaobing passed by Qi Yuncheng with a small bag of gifts of his own and cursed at the mountain-like pile of things!
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Hahaha!
The audience immediately became happy as they imagined the scene.
However, Guo Degang's words were not finished yet, "Just now in the side scene, we advised Yue Yunpeng not to be nervous. Yue Yunpeng said that it was unlucky to pick up Qi Yuncheng's mantle.
In fact, the two of us are quite nervous."
"Yeah."
"My hands are cold. How can I get a gift at such an old age? I just told Mr. Hou, if that doesn't work, you can ask a few people to go down and pretend to be the audience, and bring up all the lunch boxes from the backstage. It will be quite nice once the show is over.
of."
While Yue Yunpeng was picking up things, the audience was listening to the old couple talking. I wonder how interesting it is.
We can’t let the stage sit idle anyway.
After a while, after receiving the gifts, Yue Yunpeng turned back to the microphone.
"Oh my God, there are so many gifts today, more than I receive in a year, and just now a girl said she would give me a gift."
Hearing the tone, Guo Degang pointed and said, "You idiot, the leaves crossing the river rely on the force of a wave."
Yue Yunpeng's expression suddenly became dull, and then he smiled, "Haha! This is a proverb, do you see it? I'll say it later. A leaf crosses the river only by the waves. Master, am I that leaf?"
"You are the prodigal!
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"Then who is the leaf?"
Yu Qian suddenly said, "Who is your master!"
Guo Degang: "Fuck you!"
Hahahahaha!
The three people were having a lot of fun on the stage, and Qi Yuncheng, who was watching from the side curtain, did realize that Xiaoyue was in the same state as he said. He might feel nervous when he was off the stage, but he was a different person when he was on stage.
.
That cheap style is readily available.
As for taking off the mantle, there is definitely no problem, besides, there are an old couple to support it.
However, he did not go down, and stayed behind the scenes with Luan Yunping and several fellow apprentices to watch.
At this time, Dalin quietly came up and brought two glasses of water, "Brother, Brother Luan!"
After receiving the water, both of them drank a little, and then laughed while watching the performance of the three.
But when they perform.
Song Yi, who was sitting in the front row, was restless. He felt like standing up from time to time, and he kept looking towards the side curtain.
"What are you doing? There's a needle under my butt. I can't sit still."
Song's mother immediately gave her daughter her home.
Song Yi suddenly felt aggrieved, "No, I just wanted to see if Yuncheng was behind the scenes."
"Sit down and think about it later?"
"No, I'm just curious."
"Sit down and straighten your back. You are all getting married. Still like this, sit down."
"Oh!"
Song Yi nodded in agreement at her seat. She didn't dare to resist her mother's words at all, and then silently watched Teacher Guo and their crosstalk.
There are baggage, jokes, and the applause of the whole audience after Yue Yunpeng finally made it right.
The purpose of wearing a mantle is to highlight the armor, otherwise you wouldn’t use it to flatter someone. The last bottom is also a cricket.
Although the structure is the same, the actors have their own baggage.
So after more than forty minutes, the audience was very excited to watch. After all, Uncle Yu could finally say happily that he was no longer as confused as when Qi Yuncheng took off his mantle.
That scene is still fresh in the memory of the audience.
When the applause ended, many people were talking about it.
"This scene is quite relaxing for me. The previous time I was wearing a mantle, I almost died on this stage."
"Hahaha! As soon as I talked about this, I couldn't stop laughing. I just did all the work, but it was okay."
"It's not bad today, Xiaoyue's bitch is quite fun."
……
Amidst the applause, Yue Yunpeng finally heaved a sigh of relief and walked off the stage, and was surrounded by a group of people when he came down.
I understand who Master wants to praise, and I am happy for Xiao Yueyue. After all, it is not the Deyun before. If only those people who had not left before were still in Deyun.
With those characters that no one can get used to, I guess the backstage won’t be as harmonious as this.
It is indeed so crazy that everyone will scold it when they see it.
When they arrived backstage, Guo Degang and Yu Qian immediately explained the performance to Xiaoyue. This kind of immediate advice can help the children to improve. Tell them what is bad and what is good, so that they can improve next time. p>
The rest of the people's words were almost far away.
This can be regarded as a rule as a master's disciple. If you tell others, they will not listen to it, because everyone is different.
When speaking, Yue Yunpeng kept nodding in the spacious backstage of Beizhan, trying to understand every word. If you don't understand, just ask quickly.
Now he is aware of the pressure on him. If he doesn't understand and continues to hold it in, it will only become worse and worse.
After talking for about half an hour, Gao Feng was about to come down, so Guo Degang and Yu Qian reluctantly interrupted what they were saying to Xiao Yue, and then went on stage.
The moment you take the stage.
The brothers and sisters immediately rushed over. Everyone was happy and in high spirits today.
But Yue Yunpeng is different. Whatever comes to mind, he finds a few people and says it quickly.
"Do you know that Senior Brother Yuncheng is getting engaged?"
"Huo oh, it's true or false."
"You don't even know?"
"How long will it take to know that I am an eggplant?"
"I don't know either. Master just told me."
"Damn, then I have to ask, hurry up."
……
A group of people fell silent.
Shaobing, Xiao Si, Xiao Yue, Meng Hetang, Zhang Helun, Xiao Zhuan'er, Yan Hexiang, Dalin and others all immediately moved towards Qi Yuncheng who was talking to Luan Yunping on the other side.
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Looking at the large group of people, Qi Yuncheng was speechless, "What do you want to do, start a group fight, right?"
Shaobing was the fattest one. He grabbed Qi Yuncheng and started to ask questions in his broken voice. Anyway, he had to ask if it was true. After all, Xiaoyue was just talking.
After asking if it was indeed true, a group of people backstage became excited.
Of course, it's not that Qi Yuncheng didn't tell them, he just confirmed it yesterday and didn't have time to say more. Wouldn't he know it now?
After knowing this, there was no time to rest during the backstage period.
Master and uncle performed for a while before they went up to watch.
At the end of the performance, the old couple had another big encore. After the encore, they shouted loudly, and the actors on the sidelines came out again like a rising tide.
Guo Degang was indeed very happy when he saw the large number of people. It changes every year.
"That's it for all the formal performances today. Now is our last segment. If you like anyone, just shout, there are enough actors for you."
The sound comes out.
There was a crash.
The theater also began to boil.
And almost all the shouts are inseparable from the word Qi Yuncheng.
Seeing this scene, Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at each other and smiled bitterly. It seems that there are really many people who like him.
But they also know that half of the people want to call Yuncheng out and hurt him in front of them, and they like this too much.
I don’t know what to think.
After the noisy shouting, Guo Degang picked up his fan and lowered his voice slightly, "Then what else can we do? The sign has been turned to Qi Yuncheng, so let him come out first.
Come."
At the word "lai", Qi Yuncheng was pushed up by a group of people behind him, and then stood between the two elders without saying anything.
"What's wrong? Are you talking?" Guo Degang asked.
"I have nothing more to say." Qi Yuncheng looked aggrieved, "The audience just called me out to make me look embarrassed."
"Ouch!" Guo Degang exclaimed happily, "I have grown up in recent years, and I know it is embarrassing. Now the audience calls you, just come, don't waste time."
"Okay! Let me perform a head-touching kill!
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"What the hell is this."
"Look!
”
Picking up the fan on the table, Qi Yuncheng faced the uncle, reached out to touch the uncle's flower roll with one hand, and stabbed the uncle in the stomach with the other hand holding the fan. After stabbing him, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly ran back.
Then there was only the confused old man in front, and the audience laughing wildly.
Emotional touching is really a touching and killing.
When Guo Deggang saw this, he was also very happy, "This is pretty good-looking. How does your hand feel?"
"What!"
After Yu Qian was stunned, he quickly ran back, desperately trying to drag Qi Yuncheng out, but of course he didn't actually touch the uncle's hair.
But the uncle didn't let it go and dragged Qi Yuncheng to say, "This can't be done. Just touch me and slap me for a while, and my hair will be messed up.
You’ve already paid for next year’s hair perm.”
Hahahaha!
"Awesome! The uncle is really your uncle. This is a blackmail."
"It's so fun, no wonder she is the cross talk queen."
"No matter how you smoke, drink, or perm your hair, your character won't be ruined."
……
"Oh, okay." Guo Degang protected his child on the side of the table, "The boss is not young anymore, and he still talks about the child."
Yu Qian: "No, he touched my hair, and I spent a lot of money to perm it, you know?"
"That's enough, I'll give you the money for my perm."
"Can you get a perm on that end?"
The old couple chatted and had fun. Not only the audience was happy, but the actors on stage were also happy. The box was sealed, so they had to have fun no matter what.
But Qi Yuncheng didn't want to come any longer, and he still wanted to show his senior brother's face, so he was determined to go down. However, with a look in his eyes, his master knew that he didn't want him to go down.
Come as often as you can. When the boxing is happy, the audience also likes to watch him, so I don’t care if I praise Xiaoyue today, because he will show his face sometimes.
Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to leave, and his master happened to say, "Do you want to compensate your uncle?"
"No, I don't have any money, and I won't even give you my life."
"Look at how bad our children are."
"Stop talking about me, let me talk about you two."
For a moment, both Guo Degang and Yu Qian's eyes were on the child, "What did you say?"
At this time, Qi Yuncheng thought of something, "You two performed in perfect harmony, and everyone should be able to see it, but there is one small detail that may not have been noticed."
"What details?" Yu Qian asked with his hands behind his back.
Qi Yuncheng pointed to the table in the middle of the table, "Just put a small note on it."
"Hey, I told you all these business secrets." Guo Degang subconsciously praised him, but he didn't know what the child was going to do, so he just kept talking.
Qi Yuncheng spoke again: "He may not be able to remember many programs, and it may have something to do with his age."
Guo Degang waved his hand, "I was like that when I was twelve years old."
"But Teacher Yu is very smart and has a tacit understanding, so Teacher Yu secretly covered him with a handkerchief." Qi Yuncheng lowered his head, picked up the white handkerchief and put it on another white handkerchief.
Guo Degang opened the door immediately after hearing this, "Should I cover it with him?"
Yu Qian also laughed, "Is this called tacit understanding?"
"I'm afraid that the audience will see it. Two big hooligans...well...the great actors can't remember the words when they do cross talk."
"Just wait a moment. What's the big deal? Grandson, tell me what's on your mind."
Hahahaha!
The audience liked hearing this, and Qi Yuncheng did as they wished, and was dragged by two people as if he was being quartered.
"Master, do you know that you are inferior?" Qi Yuncheng said.
"Nonsense, I don't care about you."
"Let's just say you two have a tacit understanding."
Guo Degang let go of his hand and said, "If you do it this way, I won't be able to see you anymore."
"But if you have an idea, just pretend to wipe the sweat. Go back and look at the old videos. This is why my master often wipes the sweat. Just watch it and remember it.
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I used to look at it this way at first. Later, when I got older and couldn’t see clearly, I picked up the handkerchief."
Qi Yuncheng picked up a white handkerchief to wipe his sweat at first, his eyes were slightly lowered, and he pretended to be the same, but the next second his eyes seemed to be hitting the table.
The old couple finally knew what the burden was and shook their heads.
Guo Degang complained, "I thought there was a mirror up there."
"And once during a performance, I was really sweating, so I just wiped it off."
The white handkerchief was in his hand again. Qi Yuncheng kept wiping his forehead and back of his head, but when he reached the back of his head, he immediately said something.
"Hey, when I was wiping, I accidentally brought the note up and wiped it on the back of my head. My master didn't know, but Teacher Yu could see it as a compliment."
Seeing that he was mentioned, Yu Qian looked at his child and said quickly, "We have a tacit understanding."
"Yes, the two of us have a tacit understanding. Teacher Yu talks about cross talk."
After the words fell, Qi Yuncheng, who played the role of Uncle Yu, stretched out his hand slowly to the back of the master's head, patted it gently, and said in his mouth: "You must be strong!
”
Hahahahahahaha!
Qi Yuncheng shouted, plus a slap on his hand.
The audience and a group of actors behind the stage were completely blown away, and there were waves of overwhelming laughter.
Nothing more than being extremely courageous.
Just when Guo De felt the child's gentle pat, he also touched the back of his head with his right hand. After touching him, he directly stretched out his hand to hit the person.
But Qi Yuncheng smiled and had already run away, and quickly took a few steps to the side.
Yu Qian's words made him even more happy, and he said with a smile: "I even wonder if Yuncheng came with a mission to seal the box today. Who did he make a bet with, right? Give us 10,000 yuan for touching our heads once?"
"No, it's only eight yuan." Qi Yuncheng responded, adding at the same time, "It's just the tacit understanding between you two."
"You need to say it!
"Guo Degang deliberately shouted at his apprentice who did not dare to approach.
Yu Qian: "This is your apprentice."
Guo Degang: "No one has ever touched my head in my life. Only my master has touched it."
Yu Qian: "Me neither."
"Oh! The more I think about it, the angrier I get!" Guo Degang sighed, immediately picked up his fan and walked over to Qi Yuncheng, "Come here, come here, let's have a good chat."
"Oh!
”
"Hahahaha!"
It's impossible to get angry. It's the same as flattery. The greater the reaction to flattery, the better the effect. Now Guo Degang has done this, so there are a lot of laughter.
When the audience saw Qi Yuncheng having such a trouble with his master, they were not only happy, but also felt a sense of warmth. How else could it be so good?
After a while, when Guo De was sent back by several apprentices, he spoke again, "I have been wary of him every year when sealing the boxes, but I haven't been wary anymore. You will have to give me all the eight dollars later." p>
Yu Qian: "Damn! I'm still thinking about this, but I still have to get four yuan."
"I finally understand what it means to be a child. Both of us are shameless."
"I'm a little better than you."
"Your words are shameless enough."
The old couple quarreled with each other, and they didn't know why they were so happy about sealing the box today, so they quickly called Xiaoyue over for a chat.
"This kid's name is Yue Yunpeng. He's much better than his senior brother. Except for his style being a bit cheaper and not knowing anything, everything else is fine. Look what you're getting."
"I don't know anything, why should I come here? Let me write a bamboo board."
"This is okay."
"When I started practicing bamboo board calligraphy, my master said it was useless and that I couldn't use it on stage. Once I went to my master's house and found him practicing at home. I had a vague feeling that this thing was still useful.
Because my master understands that he is a thief."
"Yeah!" Yu Qian nodded calmly and said, "It's a thief, I understand."
Guo Degang shouted: "You are all going crazy. Why am I sealing the box today?"
Yue Yunpeng had a smile on her big face, and she was holding a few boards in her hands and was ready to sing.
"The song is called Shuiman Jinshan Temple. Everyone, listen to it.
The beautiful scenery of West Lake is amazing~~
The clear water lines the mountains~~
Golden thread willows are planted on the shadow bank of this lake~~
Jinshan has been standing there for thousands of years~~
This person is intoxicated by the poetic and picturesque scenery~~
The tourists were so relaxed and happy that they never wanted to come back~~
Xu Hanwen went to West Lake to see the beautiful scenery~~
Met the two great immortals, the Blue and White Snakes~~
White Snake has feelings for Xu Xian~~
Taking a boat and borrowing an umbrella is a match for marriage~~
On this day, the couple sat together and drank fine wine~~
The white lady didn’t know that the realgar was inside~~