"We have to be reasonable. It's no use just arguing with me." Qi Yuncheng said to the uncle with great effort.
Yu Qian wondered, "How can I argue with you?"
"If you say you don't want to do it first, then don't do it first!"
"Okay, can't you have an accident or something and come with me?"
Qi Yuncheng rolled his eyes and said, "A woman's heart is the most poisonous, and she doesn't think about good things all day long."
"What a mess."
"Study hard, improve your own quality, and think less about what you have and what you don't have. Don't think I'm younger than you, but I have nothing to do but read."
"You?"
"Of course, read all the domestic and foreign books, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign."
"Well-read?"
Qi Yuncheng burst into laughter on the stage of the small theater, "I dare not say that, just try your best. These domestic characters, starting from the extension of oracle bone inscriptions, big seal and small seal, what is heatstroke official script and cursive script? We have to look at these, and finally we can see a pattern
Come."
"What rules."
"Talk about reason in Chinese, talk about emotions in foreign words."
Yu Qian always looked at the child sideways, but when it was time to speak, he immediately stretched out his hand, "Hey, what do you mean by this summary?"
"Chinese is the most reasonable language. When working, every word has its own meaning. Take one word. This word means the bolt of the door bolt, and there is a stick across the inside of the door."
"How does this make sense?"
"A stick is placed inside a gate to lock it." Qi Yuncheng explained while making gestures.
"Hieroglyphs."
"A door with a door, an ear with an ear inside!"
Yu Qian knew and nodded, "This is the word read."
"Yes, what I heard means, be reasonable! There is a person in the other gate, read and flash."
"Yes."
"There was a person at the door, and he jumped out of the way. There was another door, and Yu Qian was standing inside."
"This is?"
"This word means drawing lots."
Hahahaha!
The audience burst into laughter with their mobile phones in hand, but Tai Qian seemed a little confused, and after gesticulating how to write the word, he immediately complained loudly.
"You are the turtle. This good guy almost let me in again. Let me tell you that cross talk is not so dangerous."
Qi Yuncheng laughed as happily as the audience, "It means longevity."
"Stop picking out nice things to say."
After talking for a short period, Qi Yuncheng was ready to talk about the next key points. At the same time, he took the cross talk to an interview in a small theater first, so that he could talk about it well when he went overseas.
It's not just him, Xiaoyue and the others are like this. They need to try to be solid before going on the big stage.
"This is Chinese, a domestic character. I also read many foreign characters, so I almost understood them."
Yu Qian's voice paused for half a minute, "Then I still don't understand."
"It's impossible to understand everything. I can only speak superficially, such as Yingguo dialect, Bangziguo dialect, Daoguo dialect, and Fangguo dialect."
"Know so much."
"I did some research and found that each country does have its own characteristics. The grammar, context, and tone are different. For example, if you speak English."
"How do you say it in English."
"English grammar is very hard. Yingguo is a very gentlemanly country, and the people are also very old-fashioned, so their tone and expression are different from his language."
Yu Qian listened and added, "Very stiff!!"
"Yes, yes!" Qi Yuncheng nodded repeatedly, "Let's give an example. If you say no in one word, Yingguo will say no!!"
"No means it doesn't work."
"From the perspective of a Yingguo person, the emotions are different."
"Then give me another example."
Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and thought for a while, then turned to look at the uncle, "In this way, it's like the two of us. You are the prince of Yingguo."
"Oh." Yu Qian suddenly felt happy while holding the table, a little proud, "Am I still a prince?"
"Prince Philip!"
"Are you cooperating with me to build a refrigerator?"
Qi Yuncheng lowered his eyebrows, covered his forehead and said, "What's that called? The one from Diana..."
"Prince Charles."
"Yes, Diane's man who is not dead."
"What are you talking about? Are you still imitating the Ying people?"
"Anyway, it's like you are a prince."
"Am I Charles?"
"You are Charles, and I am Elizabeth's wife, okay?"
After the characters came out, the relationship was instantly clear. The audience laughed in the audience, Yu Qian was stunned on stage, and Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat and straightened his coat, feeling a little happy.
At the end, Yu Qian finally said, "Wait a moment, I am not a prince, I am a son, how can I take advantage of you? I will go to Yingguo soon."
"Okay, okay, then you are the prince, and I will change my identity, the cook in the palace."
"Cook? Your name is Miss?"
Hahahahaha!
There was another commotion among the hundreds of people in the audience. Most of the people who came to this small theater were old audiences. It is impossible that they had not heard what Guo Degang said about a Sichuan cook whose name he knew was Miss.
I will definitely be happy when I mention it.
Qi Yuncheng scratched his head, "Why is it that Deyun Club's cross talk is like a TV series? Not even a cook. I am the butler Lao Wang who arranges breakfast for the prince and reports on the work."
"Old Wang? The royal family still has this title?"
"Then I don't know how to go. Let's just make do. The prince has just risen, so I will serve you quickly."
"Hmm!"
"Open the door, open the curtain, seal the stove..."
"Where do you live?" Suddenly Yu Qian said loudly and stabbed his hands back and forth, "Is Prince Charles still stabbing the stove?"
Qi Yuncheng frowned, "I don't understand, I've never been in the palace."
"You let the prince fall into the trap again."
"So come in and open the door first"
Yu Qian looked at the child and was amused, "Okay, is it to turn off the gas?"
Taking a few steps back, Qi Yuncheng took another look at his clothes and said, "Your Highness, Your Highness!!"
"His Royal Highness??"
"What is king?"
"Prince!"
"Your Highness! It's getting late, it's time to get up. You hummed, but didn't move. I'll lift up your quilt." Qi Yuncheng made a gentle lifting movement with the index and middle fingers of his right hand, but
As soon as I picked it up, I quickly ran back, fanned my hands everywhere, twisted my expression, and pinched my nose.
Yu Qian looked at his series of movements and said, "How many farts did I have to do this night."
After finally coming back, Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but say, "Your Highness! Cough cough cough!"
"Ouch, are you still choking?"
"The dust has settled."
"How can it be so earthy?"
Qi Yuncheng explained sheepishly, "It's an adjective. Anyway, I saw the prince, and he was on the bed."
"I popped out of my fart."
"Your Highness, it's time to get up." Qi Yuncheng looked down and suddenly explained, "You seem to be still asleep. I looked up again and saw the warm sunlight shining down from the skylight, shining on your face and buttocks.
."
After a slight reaction, Yu Qian couldn't stand still, "Wait a moment, isn't the foreign sun too wicked? One sun has two rays of sunshine?"
"Two skylights, so two beams of sunlight."
"Let's ignore the sun for now. First, tell me how it can shine on my face and buttocks at the same time?"
After the words were spoken, the audience was all happy and kept imagining the postures below. Not only they were thinking about it, but Qi Yuncheng was also thinking about it. He looked at the ceiling of the small theater and pondered it. After pondering, he hurriedly spoke.
"You stick your butt out and look sideways!"
"Oops, my sleeping position is so difficult to control."
"Your Highness." Qi Yuncheng smiled and continued to shout softly, "It's time to get up."
"Let's get up." Yu Qian responded and said.
"I will gently pull you over and help you stand up! After wiping your mouth and blowing your nose, I will put on your underpants!"
"Ah?" Yu Qian pointed to himself in surprise, "I slept naked?"
"Luo sleep, first-level sleep. Put on your underpants and a white cotton hurdle vest."
"Am I going to visit the bird market?"
"Put on your long johns, put on your socks, put on your long johns inside your socks." Qi Yuncheng gestured throughout.
"Good guy, this means you can't take care of yourself in life."
"I helped you up and sat behind the desk, ready to have breakfast. Come in! The dining cart outside was pushed in. There was a gold plate inside, covered with a thermal cover."
"Be particular about it."
Qi Yuncheng's attitude has always been gentle, and he served with a smile, "Your Highness, let's start eating. Open the lid and the aroma will fill your nostrils."
"What?"
"Leek box."
"Ouch!" Yu Qian was speechless, "I, Prince Ying, eat a leek box?"
Qi Yuncheng grabbed the fan on the table, held one end and said: "Take the ivory chopsticks and add one more."
"What's the use."
"Your Highness, this is called a leek box. It comes from the far east. They especially like to eat leeks. In their philosophy, they believe..."
Just in the middle of speaking, Qi Yuncheng suddenly glanced at the ground, and quickly bent down to use chopsticks like a fan to pick it up.
"Dropped it?" Yu Qian was surprised.
After getting up, Qi Yuncheng kept blowing the ashes from behind the microphone, "Huhu~~Bah!!"
"You still spat??"
"Chives are a traditional food eaten by Chinese people. They can be made into dumplings, steamed buns, pies..."
Halfway through his words again, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly bent down to pick them up.
The audience was amused by the actors in each scene. From the moment they came on stage, the laughter almost never stopped, but Yu Qian was different, because this was what he wanted to eat.
"If the stuffing falls out, don't eat it."
"Bah! Bah!"
"How about you eat it?"
Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but smile as he spat at the uncle's words. Then he suddenly stuffed the prince's mouth out of thin air, then used a fan to pour it down.
"The toilet is coming."
"Withdraw!"
"Quickly withdraw."
"Your Highness, do you want dessert now? A dining car came in from outside in a moment. It's a sterling silver basin. This is His Highness's dessert."
"What do you want to eat?"
“Honey pig intestines!!”
Hahahahaha!
The audience who heard this for the first time were all enjoying themselves, but Yu Qian screwed up his face, "How boring is this?"
"The leek box is made of freshly killed pigs, live pigs are taken from pig intestines, and honey is used to make it... Ouch!"
Qi Yuncheng couldn't speak anymore. He turned around and covered his mouth to vomit. Yu Qian looked at the child and added, "Everyone is disgusted by this."
"Open the lid! Your Highness, please wait a moment. Take your chopsticks and search inside for the head of the intestines. The whole thing is not cut. Well, I found it."
With a pull in his hand, Qi Yuncheng raised his fan high, and grabbed the back of the person's neck with the other hand, "Here, bite it, Zole!!!!"
"Za?" Yu Qian looked at the man in disbelief.
"It will take twenty minutes for Your Highness to have the full body strength. Okay, let's spit it out. Put the intestine head back, withdraw it, and take it away."
"Hey, that's not right." Yu Qian suddenly understood and grabbed Qi Yuncheng's arm with great excitement, "Just wait a moment while I think about it. I put the intestines in my mouth and took them out again. I'll eat them."
Is it what’s in the intestines?”
"Sweet."
"What does it matter if it's sweet?"
"You should work after you have eaten, but the noble man is slow to talk and is not particularly talkative."
"Then what did I say?"
Qi Yuncheng opened his fan and lowered his body by half an inch, "If you are willing to do the work I report, then yes! If you don't agree, then yes~ (rejection tone)! Otherwise, yes, and if you are particularly dissatisfied, then no!!" p>
"Okay."
"Your Highness, I have begun to report the work. It is like this. There are forty-eight countries in the world who want to incorporate their territory into our country, Da Ying. Do you want it?"
"(Refuse tone) Hmm~!" Yu Qian shook his head.
Qi Yuncheng looked at the fan he opened and wondered, "Where can I love?"
"Hmm!!"
"Okay! We launched forty-seven spacecraft into outer space the year before last. Now that we have completed the mission, we are requesting landing."
"(Refuse tone) Hmm~"
"Where does love go?"
"Hmm!"
"Your Highness, do we still eat leek boxes for midnight snack?"
Coming to the key point, Yu Qian nodded quickly, "Yeah!!"
Seeing Uncle Yu's appearance, Qi Yuncheng was also very confident, "Your Highness is a person who knows what is good and what is good. Oh, there is one more thing. Your wife, Your Royal Highness the Princess, has successfully joined the world of heaven and earth!!!"
"Oh my god!!!"
Hahahahaha!
Following the uncle's earth-shattering shout, the audience holding mobile phones burst into laughter. Everyone, both men and women, must know what kind of place heaven and earth are.
In the end, it was okay after the princess joined.
They laughed, Qi Yuncheng became serious, bowed and said: "Prince expresses his stance!!"
"What attitude should I express!" Yu Qian was speechless, but when he thought of something in the next second, he suddenly stretched out his hand and said, "nonono!"
"Whatever the prince wants, he can do it himself."
"I've never heard of it, why go there?"
"You see, it's very rigid grammar." Qi Yuncheng said calmly, "Just from this last bit, I can see that you have a pure bloodline, a royal demeanor, and you eat a lot of royal dog food."
"I grew taller by eating that stuff?"
"It's just to see the situation. It's different when you go to Bangzi Country."
After finishing the previous one and coming to the second country, the audience stared with curiosity, and so did Yu Qian, "How is Bangzi Country?"
"Bangziguo said no! Stop! Don't say no! If you say Ani or flirt, will you say it?"
Yu Qian: "I can speak."
"Now you are the prince of Yibangzi Kingdom."
"There is also a prince?"
"His Royal Highness the Prince of Bangzi, Mr. Park Yisheng!" Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to where the uncle was standing and solemnly introduced to the audience.
Yu Qian was speechless. He wanted to laugh but couldn't. "I've never been idle in my life."
"I am your translator."
"Do you need a translator?"
"I used to serve the old emperor, whose name was Pu Renyong."
"We both have the same hobby."
"His Royal Highness the Prince is here at Deyun Society in Yanjing today."
"Come to Deyun Society?" Yu Qian asked curiously.
"I don't know anyone else, but Deyun Society. Then you give a speech to everyone and show the state of the prince."
"I speak? Bangzi Chinese?"
"I'm a translator." Qi Yuncheng emphasized his identity again, "It doesn't matter if you mean that, the main thing is to feel your royal atmosphere."
"Okay, I understand."
After the two people discussed it, they straightened their bodies and prepared to start the performance.
Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat again, looked at the hundreds of people below and said, "Quiet, everyone!! Your Royal Highness, Mr. Pu Yisheng, finally came to the Yanjing Tianqiao area to ask His Highness for a lecture."
Yu Qian got into a good mood behind the table, and after a long time he uttered a Chinese proverb: "If the wheel in front doesn't turn, the wheel in front will turn!"
A few seconds passed.
Qi Yuncheng, who was standing nearby, wondered, "Is it over?"
Yu Qian nodded and reached out to ask him to translate. He still had a smile on his face, just wanting to see how he translated.
Qi Yuncheng was indeed difficult to handle. He stood behind the microphone and said, "The prince said that he was very happy to come to Yanjing. He saw five small theaters of Deyun Society today, including our Tianqiao, Sanlitun, Zhang Yiyuan, Dashilan and
Huguang Guild Hall, he thought the actors performed very well, but the skills of individual young actors need to be improved.
This is what he said. Deyun Society is truly promoting national culture and revitalizing the art of cross talk. Here, he would like to express his gratitude to everyone on behalf of all the royal members of Bangzi Country.
I also wish all the audience and friends here a happy family and all the best!"
Hahahahaha!
"Okay!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The commotion in the small theater was very exciting, and some audience members even put down their mobile phones to applaud, but Yu Qian was stunned when he heard what the man said.
Qi Yuncheng did not let go and continued to speak: "Your Highness, please continue to lecture!"
"What else am I going to say next?" Yu Qian frowned and complained, "Did I say that much?"
"You continue!!"
After taking a breath, Yu Qian leaned on the table and came up with an idea, and began to give a speech seriously: "Let's run and run..."
Hahahaha!
When another sentence came out, the audience burst into laughter.
Amidst the laughter, Yu Qian gradually got better on the stage, looking at the old and young men below with arrogance, and at the same time pointing with his hands, "Hey! Come on, let's talk about the family and run around, haha, are you hungry? ￥
%……￥%……￥……%#￥%#￥%”
All kinds of nonsense.
It's impossible for the audience to be unhappy. I guess Uncle Yu doesn't even understand what he's saying, and he's just messing around.
The translator played by Qi Yuncheng must have stood nearby with his head lowered in respect, but he was mainly suppressing a smile. How could he not be so cool?
But it's not over yet.
"Tan Ben toluene chew!" Yu Qian said more and more excitedly. When he saw that the audience was getting excited, he immediately stretched out his two hands to suppress the voice, "Come on, add on! Come on, everyone, chew on it, and Ben Ben, please chew on it!"
!Guess! Guess! Including this level Kensmida!#￥%￥……%#”
Seeing that it was almost done, Qi Yuncheng took two steps forward to interrupt, but Yu Qian refused to let him go, let alone let him get closer, just to continue his impassioned speech.
It would be okay if he said it in a calm tone, but the more he talked, the more excited he became, his face and neck were all colored, and his saliva was flying everywhere.
There is a movement that wants to launch a rebellion.
Finally, I entered a state of going crazy.
Every word, every sentence is shouted with all one's strength.
The uncle is going crazy, and the audience below is also about the same. They have never seen such a high-spirited uncle.
After talking for about half a minute, Yu Qian slowly let out a breath and asked Qi Yuncheng to translate, just to see how he translated.
Qi Yuncheng watched the uncle's performance quietly like a fool in the excitement of the audience. When his voice fell slightly, he returned to the microphone step by step.
But I wanted to say it but couldn't, because what the uncle said was not human at all.
Seeing Qi Yuncheng like this, the audience couldn't help but want to watch a good show.
"Translate!!! Translate!!"
"I used to take off my mantle to embarrass the uncle, but now I want to take revenge!!"
"Yuncheng, translate!!"
……
"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng looked at the uncle and sighed silently, while Yu Qian happily extended his hand to ask him to turn it over.
A few seconds later, Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "He said thank you!!"
Yu Qian: "It's over???"
Hahahahaha!
The audience laughed again.
The theater is more lively.
Seeing that the effect was okay, Qi Yuncheng felt relieved. He had to be a little more cautious when performing abroad. When the time comes, he would practice it again and then he could go to a big venue. After all, big venues are different from small ones, and they may need to be cut out.
May need to be increased.
Anyway, it depends on the specific on-site effect.
If you go further in cross talk, you will go to the island dialect. The island dialect is related to the flax drop. At the same time, it is also said by the uncle, and there is a lot of baggage and jokes.
However, they kept talking about cross talk in the small theater, and almost all other small theaters were performing in full swing, even Yue Yunpeng's Huguang Guild Hall.
He is already being praised and has more and more opportunities to show his face. Not to mention that he has been touring for so long and his popularity has increased a lot. He will at least hold one more special show and does not need anyone's help.
It's just that they are busy together, and the same goes for Song Yi, who is on the other side of the entertainment industry, but she is studying and performing at the same time, and she will look at her mobile phone when she has time.
When I looked at it, there was a text message lying on the phone.
"Master, I'll come over to see you tonight. Master hasn't come back, so he's probably performing. Do you need me to buy anything? I'll bring it with you!"
"This little girl is really amazing. She is more proactive than I was before. I wonder if she can cook."
Song Yi mumbled and took his cell phone and replied quickly, "You don't need to bring anything. Your master has a place tonight. You come here first and we'll wait for him together."