Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 39 Criticism of the Three Kingdoms! [New book asks for everything]
Chapter 39 Criticism of the Three Kingdoms! [New book asks for everything]
As soon as the question came up, Hou Zhen finally stopped trying and gave a thumbs up, "Guan Yu!"
"What kind of talent do you have? Tell me!" Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands behind his back, curious about this.
Hou Zhen started talking immediately, and then made a gesture with his hands, "Guan Yu's force value from here to here, that's ninety-seven!
The most powerful one is full immediately, while others are only ten or twenty when they come out.
Can't beat Guan Yu.
Guan Yu is killing indiscriminately."
The more he talked, the more puzzled Qi Yuncheng became. He scratched his head and looked at his Lord Marquis seriously, "Don't kill me. How come Guan Yu is still ninety-seven when he comes out?
What kind of Three Kingdoms is this?"
Hou Zhen clicked on the table, and then pretended to be playing a game, "My game is Overlord Continent, a game console!"
"Hi! Who asked you about the game?"
Qi Yuncheng was speechless, "Ask you about the Three Kingdoms in the famous book, what is Guan Yu's ability?"
"That's quite capable. He passed five levels and killed six generals!"
"Yes!"
"The water flooded the seven armies."
"Yes!"
"Warm wine and kill Cao Cao."
"Yes!"
As soon as the words came out, Qi Yuncheng suddenly reacted and stopped, "No, you are showing cowardice."
"What's wrong?" Hou Zhen asked back.
"That's killing Hua Xiong with warm wine! There is no Cao Cao."
"There is Cao Cao!"
"There is no Cao Cao."
After a few words of argument, Hou Zhen's eyes changed and he began to describe, "Yes, Cao Cao can kill. Once we get to the end of the level, Cao Cao comes out and asks if he wants to kill, so he kills. If he doesn't kill, he jumps over the waterfall and runs away." p>
When it comes to this.
The audience instantly had an impression because it was so familiar.
This is still a game, the FC role-playing game "Swallowing Heaven and Earth", which is available on the street.
Qi Yuncheng naturally understood, "Stay away from that game."
"I just read books and play games every day, that's all."
"Then you mean to say that Guan Yu is capable?"
"Yes, he is the only one who is capable."
"No!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "Guan Yu is so capable, but everyone knows that the three heroes of Hulao Pass fought Lu Bu, and the three brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang couldn't defeat Lu Bu.
Who can withstand greatness?"
Hou Zhen was stunned when he heard this, and then pointed at Qi Yuncheng next to him, "Hey, I guess you have played before!"
"Have you played? What did I play?" Qi Yuncheng was confused.
"I was in a daze just now. I have to admit a mistake. It is true that Lu Bu is very capable. When Lu Bu comes out, his force value is ninety-nine!
Two points more than Guan Yu."
After Hou Zhen finished speaking, he gestured with the force bar again on the stage.
The audience below looked at him and saw how interesting he was, because he hadn't left the game for a long time.
The key is the personal charm of Mr. Hou. When I think of the last time I missed the announcement while playing on my mobile phone, I know how much he loves games.
Even if some people don’t know these games, they definitely know about the last accident.
I also understand why he didn’t think of the announcement, he was too fascinated.
And Qi Yuncheng was really scared by the Marquis. Good guy, why are you not next to him anywhere?
I quickly went over and patted him.
At the same time, he pointed at the camera filming them in front.
"Master Hou, do you have any moral character behind your lips? This is all on video. It's so embarrassing for you."
How could Hou Zhen care about this? He just begged for an explanation, "That's what it means anyway. Lu Bu is the most capable."
"Then tell me about Lu Bu in the book."
"This is not easy, Lu Bu has a gate to shoot a halberd!"
Finally getting it right, Qi Yuncheng slapped the table, "He is really capable."
"Yeah, if he didn't have the ability, could he shoot himself at the camp gate? Everyone else moved forward, but his halberd bounced back with a whoosh."
I played a homophone joke.
There was some laughter from the audience.
And Qi Yuncheng felt that he didn't want to talk about this cross talk at all, and he also imitated Hou Ye, because he couldn't continue talking.
Very depressed.
Besides, when it comes to measuring work, he talks many times more than Luan Yunping.
Finally, Qi Yuncheng looked at his uncle and complained, "I think it's a miracle that you survived. What the hell is this?"
"So he is very capable!"
"That's Fang Tian's painted halberd."
"Oh, I understand after this explanation." Hou Zhen looked like he suddenly realized it, and then gestured with his fingers in the air, "That's Fang Tian drawing a picture of himself there."
"Okay, okay."
Qi Yuncheng really felt that the cross talk was about to end, so he quickly corrected it to the main topic and asked again.
"Is Lu Bu capable?"
"Yes, he is capable."
"Otherwise, Lu Bu is so capable!" Qi Yuncheng paused and pointed in a random direction, "Let Cao Cao kill Baimenlou?"
"Then Cao Cao is capable." Hou Zhen answered without hesitation.
Qi Yuncheng nodded and continued, "Cao Cao is so capable, but Zhou Yu defeated him in the Chibi Battle?"
"Then Zhou Yu is capable."
"Zhou Yu was so capable that Zhuge Liang was so angry in the end?"
"Zhuge Liang is capable." Hou Zhen immediately changed his tune.
Qi Yuncheng shook his head, clapped his hands, and said in a serious tone, "Zhuge Liang is so capable, how can he leave Qishan six times and let Sima Yi be trapped?"
"Sima Yi is capable." Once again, Hou Zhen changed it without hesitation.
"Sima Yi is so capable that he is not reused by Cao Cao."
Hearing this, Hou Zhen suddenly exclaimed, very proud, "See, I just said that Cao Cao is capable."
Qi Yuncheng frowned, and then spoke eagerly, "Cao Cao is so capable, why is Cao Cao afraid of Guan Yu?"
"Look!!!" Hou Zhen turned around and gave a thumbs up to everyone below Beizhan, "I'd say Guan Yu is capable."
"Guan Yu is so capable, Hulao Pass, Liu Guan and Zhang brothers have never beaten anyone? Who is capable?"
As soon as this question came up, the naive smile on Hou Zhen's face slowly disappeared. After thinking for a while, his eyes turned to Qi Yuncheng beside him.
"Then you are still capable?"
Qi Yuncheng was stunned. He didn't know what to say about himself, so he subconsciously asked, "What can I do?"
"You can ask me in a circle." Hou Zhen shook his head, then stretched out his hand to draw a circle, "You, stop talking about cross talk in Deyun Society, just go ahead and do it.
Okay, go around and ask me who is capable?
Is that true?"
Three familiar words come out.
The audience couldn’t help but chat with each other below.
"Is it true? Is it true?"
Upon hearing this, Qi Yuncheng sighed and continued, "Okay, let's change the topic. I'll tell you about this third wife..."
Hou Zhen: "Twenty-one?"
"Not the number seven, the wife's wife."
"Three wives, three wives? This is still a thing there. If you say this, I can do it.
Now I am full of the Three Kingdoms and full of that!"
Hahaha!
The audience laughed happily, and Qi Yuncheng couldn't help laughing. If this was in the right words, he would be the one.
At the same time, Qi Yuncheng realized that it was no wonder that the Marquis had no long-term partner in these years.
In addition to his casual attitude towards cross talk, his style and mouth are both powerful.
Because he doubted that he was living according to his standards.
Just those words just now, weren’t they just complimentary?
But what can I do to continue our partnership?
This cross talk has just begun.
As for the disciple's depressed look, the master couldn't see it, so he was enjoying himself in the background.
"Master Hou's style completely confused Yunchengdu. It's really not simple."
It was also the first time that Yu Qian saw the man like this, and he kept nodding, "Master Hou said it must be interesting to say that cross talk is interesting, but this mouth, I have to say it is really amazing.
Most people really can’t cooperate.”
"That's right!" Guo Degang said solemnly, "If it were me teasing you, I would be annoyed to death."