Chapter 402: You cheated me out of a bowl of Nxima?
Being told by my partner.
Qi Yuncheng had a shy smile, and his eyes were really looking at Captain Luan's granddaughter, "Oh, I'm a little confused. I'm so close to you, and I'm close to your grandma, but you love me so much, we can only break the worldly prejudices."
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"Just wait a moment."
Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and was stopped, "Don't mention the old friend first, the gangster just said the gangster, do you know? This is all a mess."
"Boring!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "That's what I mean. Forget about age in dating. There is a big age gap. For example, if you don't like it, you can pull me down."
"Not happy at all."
"Then I'll wait until the day you are gone."
"Still holding back bad ideas."
Upon hearing this, it was obvious that the actors were just randomly picking up a few words, but the audience was happy to see it, because Qi Yuncheng still loves to take advantage.
"This is a friend we never forget, and a friend in times of need."
"Elaborate."
"A friend in need is like you, you are an 84-year-old cross talk artist."
"Really?" Luan Yunping was happy, with a look of anticipation on her face, "Whose granddaughter is pretty this time?"
"No. You are the only one who has a granddaughter. Besides, you are a very unique cross talk artist."
"How unique?"
Qi Yuncheng explained: "Many actors will not associate with you, whether they are in professional troupes or private troupes. Moreover, they started learning art at the age of three, and after learning it all their lives, they finally learned a tongue twister."
Luan Yunping looked at her partner and clicked her tongue, "Cross talk is too difficult."
"Yeah!" Qi Yuncheng kept nodding, "Then you practice in a sorghum field outside the West Fifth Ring Road every day."
"Why am I there?"
"You are not allowed to enter the city or the Sixth Ring Road."
"Oh, I got a yellow card? Big truck?"
"Anyway, you will practice with that person every day for the rest of your life." Qi Yuncheng said seriously, "No one will pay attention to you, whether it is professional troupes or civilians."
"Ignore me?"
"Finally after your 84th birthday, you wrote a new cross talk called Beat Guo Degang!
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"This is a very fashionable joke." Luan Yunping was holding the table. When she heard this, she became interested. Of course he was performing, but the audience really wanted to laugh.
As expected of a beloved disciple, the expression on his face seems quite happy.
"It was immediately recognized by most crosstalk actors."
"Huo oh, those with mainstream feelings are still carrying them in the sorghum fields."
"Don't talk nonsense. It's you who spread the lies." Qi Yuncheng still looked serious, "As soon as the paragraph was written, you started to get better. You still practice this paragraph in the sorghum field every day."
"Hit Guo Degang?"
"Yes, we beat Guo Degang! After practicing, the weather gets hotter, and we practice until summer! As soon as summer comes, there are many people who like to catch grasshoppers and crickets. When they come to the sorghum fields..."
Qi Yuncheng performed an action of buttoning something without a real object behind the microphone, "Once the big copy is buttoned, it will be buttoned for you."
Luan Yunping was stunned, "Are you treating me like a grasshopper?"
"This group of people just yelled, 'Caught, this kid is big!'"
"Nonsense, is this a Grasshopper?"
"Come and take a look, it's broken. Old artist Luan, I apologize to you. And one of these people is an overseas Chinese, an overseas Chinese from Zanbiya."
Luan Yunping knew this place and frowned, "It's a bit out of the way!"
Qi Yuncheng also explained the location, "In the central and southern areas of Feizhou, they produce coffee and copper. The food the locals eat is called Nxima!"
The more I listened, the less I understood. The audience looked confused below, but this was Luan Yunping's job. She immediately asked the audience, "What is Nxima?"
"A mature crop, we call it corn, is ground into a lake-like substance and boiled."
"It's just stick noodle porridge, just give it back to Nxima, just say no and that's it!
"Luan Yunping lost her guard a little after understanding this, with various expressions on her face.
"The dialect of Zanbiya is Nxima. So please remember, there are three specialties." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his fingers and counted them one by one, "Coffee, copper, Nxima."
“It’s quite complete.”
"The overseas Chinese came back to catch Cricket and saw you. This is Teacher Luan? I admire you so much. Do you want to follow me to Zanbiya for development?"
"Should I like Zanbiya?" Luan Yunping was surprised.
Qi Yuncheng nodded sincerely, "Can I make you a copper coat?"
"Then can I still move?"
"Wear a copper coat, a coffee hat, and hold a large bowl of nxima in your hand."
"What an image this is."
"You are very happy: I want to go, I like this, I want to see cooked food and drink hot nxima. They promised me hot corn noodle porridge at the end of the year, and I can't wait any longer."
"A bowl is only given at the end of the year?"
"I'm taking a plane to Zambia. I'll let the local natives tie you up when you get there."
"Why are you tying me up?"
"There are native savages and cannibals in the area."
Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng and was startled, her eyes widened a bit, "Cannibals?"
Qi Yuncheng cheered up and made a circle on his head, "There are all kinds of feathers on your head, and you are holding that little fork. After I catch you, I will strip you naked from top to bottom."
"This is?"
"It's tied up and I'm going to sacrifice you to heaven."
Suddenly Luan Yunping started to complain, "I'm not here to develop, are you using me as a lamb chop?"
"After setting it up, there is firewood underneath. Brush it with yellow sauce, minced green onions, and sprinkle with cumin and chili powder."
“The ingredients are quite complete.”
"We're not even civilized yet." Qi Yuncheng waved his hand and made a bottle gesture, "It's just like a savage opening a beer, preparing a knife and fork, and preparing a napkin."
"Is this still uncivilized? It's better than the rest of us."
"I've put it on the ham for you. You're in tears. I've been wronged all my life. You said it would be great if I memorized the tongue twisters. Then I made a new work and hit Guo Degang, but I didn't get any benefits. If I had known I would have done it.
If I don’t do this, who can save me!
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"What are you shouting for?"
Immediately, Qi Yuncheng's expression became panicked, "Show Zanbiya and I'll hear you in Yanjing."
"Good guy, look at my voice."
After sniffing, Qi Yuncheng covered his face and felt uncomfortable. At the same time, he kept talking, "What I didn't expect was that you were talking about cross talk. You fell into the hands of the cannibals and you are about to die.
Hey... I'll pick up my phone and call them. Come on, let them go."
Hahahahaha!
After fully understanding the situation, the audience laughed continuously. It was indeed a fun joke and interesting to listen to.
It was impossible for Luan Yunping not to be angry, "Are you trying to save me? Are you the head of Zanbiya's feelings?"
Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and couldn't help but be happy, "This is a friend in need."
"Who is in trouble with you? It was you who designed it. You cheated me out of a bowl of Nxima? What the hell."
Once you talk about it, the laughter will rise and fall together.
Qi Yuncheng pointed at his partner and complained, "Look at your artistic level, you are worth a bowl of Nxima."
"What."
"This can be regarded as saving Luan Yunping. Luan Yunping is very moved and has no repayment for correcting her evil ways. How can she repay me?"
"What's going on?"
"He has a granddaughter who is nineteen years old!"
"Hey, well, our crosstalks are all connected."
Qi Yuncheng clenched his fists, "We want to break the secular perspective!"
"Then you'd better look at the secular world."
"This is a friend in need, and the other is a friend who cuts one's throat to death."
"Oh." In order to continue the cross talk, Luan Yunping had to answer again, "What does this mean?"
Qi Yuncheng thought for a while and said: "Luan Yunping, this time you are a young man in his early thirties, and you sit in the room and compete with yourself."
"What are you competing for?"
"The buddies I grew up with are doing well. Zhang San bought two islands in Australia, and Li Si is the richest man in Europe."
"Amazing."
"I can't let them compete."
"That's true."
"I plan to become a millionaire in three years!"
"Am I going to die or not?" Luan Yunping said with a bitter expression, "It will take me three years to pursue someone with a household worth ten thousand yuan."
Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "No, a household worth ten thousand yuan is no longer enough. I, Luan Yunping, want to do a big business and buy Zanbiya."
Luan Yunping: "What then?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Then I drink Nxima from big names every day."
Luan Yunping: "I'm taking revenge, right?"
Qi Yuncheng: "I just kept thinking, how can I get better? After thinking about it, I must first have a good body. I don't have time to earn or spend."
Luan Yunping: "It's quite far ahead."
Qi Yuncheng: "At that time, there will be so much money, so much copper, and so many stick noodles in the treasury. I have to have time to spend it. So Luan Yunping decided to go for a physical examination tomorrow."
Luan Yunping: "Okay."
Qi Yuncheng: "Starting from tomorrow, spend half a year doing physical examinations every day."
Upon hearing this, Luan Yunping took a deep breath, turned her eyes sideways to her partner and turned to the audience, watching them raise their hands and complain, "I am also a prodigal, and I have a physical examination every day."
"I'll have to do a gastroscopy first when I get to the hospital." Suddenly Qi Yuncheng looked up on the stage with his mouth wide open.
"Stop learning now."
"Come on, get off the pipe."
Qi Yuncheng performed a gastroscopy with his bare hands, but Luan Yunping thought something was wrong, "You are not inserting a tube, you are inserting a forceps."
"Did it work?"
"Yes, I haven't gotten through it yet. If I get through, I'll be pissed off."
Hahahahaha!
The audience collectively couldn't help but laugh. They couldn't imagine this scene at all. Who would have experienced this during a gastroscopy?
Qi Yuncheng said expressionlessly: "You are very vulgar."
"Nonsense, you can do everything, even a gastroscopy up and down?"
"After I went down, I found that there was no problem. After doing this, Luan Yunping turned over and came for a colonoscopy!"
"Okay, that's it."
Another round of tinkering with the stuffing of a colonoscope, Qi Yuncheng is enjoying it endlessly. The audience is happy at the sealing scene today, and the actors are naturally happy too.
At the same time, he will say something during the final curtain call. Because his wife is pregnant, there will be little or no arrangements, so he has to explain everything.
In this way, the two people kept performing cross talk on the stage. From time to time, senior brothers came to watch on the side, and some watched for a while and chatted with the master and uncle.
The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and everyone is so excited that it is impossible to stay in one place safely.
Even taking pictures of various sesame cakes, and immediately sending out a small amount after taking the photo, who doesn’t want to show off, especially today when it’s so busy.
It was also during filming that the cross talk between Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came to an end.
A bow filled the theater with applause. During the applause, two people stepped down from the stage, and two other veteran actors came on stage to speak.
While they were talking, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping went down to the backstage to chat with Xiao Zhuan'er, Dalin, and Xiao Yue. After chatting for a while, the former was called over by the master and the uncle.
"Your Grandpa Shi called again just now, about the rehearsal day."
"I know."
Qi Yuncheng agreed and counted the time.
The local Spring Festival Gala usually takes place two days before the New Year's Eve Spring Festival Gala, and they seal the boxes a few days before New Year's Eve, which means that he will be there for a day or two before attending the rehearsal.
But this is the last time he is busy. When it is over, he will be completely liberated this year.
"Would you like to mention something then, Master?"
The master asked, and Qi Yuncheng naturally knew what was going on, and responded with a smile, "Come on, just treat me as if I'm sealing the box for one year."
"It's long enough, so it's not like we really won't be able to perform." Yu Qian listened and subconsciously added.
Qi Yuncheng told the truth, "I'm mainly worried because I can't let go even for a few hours. Fortunately, there is a little girl watching at home, otherwise I would be even more worried if she was alone at home."
Speaking of that girl, Guo Degang thought for a moment, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, "You can do it too. Such a young girl can still come to you now. How charming are you? More girls will like you.
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"That's right!"
At this time, a familiar voice suddenly came from behind. Qi Yuncheng turned around and it was Teacher Gao Feng who was wearing glasses. He was the most familiar with what happened back then.
Sit down and chat together.
"That girl has a bit of a weird temper. When she heard that it wasn't Yuncheng who was the teacher, she didn't want to learn. It had to be him. Why don't you think the little girl likes her?"
"Oh, really? Why lose your temper because of Yuncheng?" Yu Qian laughed in amusement, and he could imagine what it was like at that time. Not all teenagers are like that, they have a little temper.
But he is his apprentice after all. Qi Yuncheng explained, "I'm much better now. I can even say that I'm a different person. And I'm very sensible. I cook and buy groceries at home from time to time."
Gao Feng has not seen the little girl yet, and his impression is stuck in the past, "They say women have undergone a major transformation, but this girl has matured so much in just over two years?"
"Who says it's not the case? Maybe her grandfather's death was a big blow to her. She feels that the two of them are the closest to each other."
"That's it... no wonder."
"It's just that I really don't know how to arrange it. Can you guys help me give me an idea?" Qi Yuncheng seemed to be asking. After all, Master, Uncle, and Teacher Gao Feng are all here, so it would be best to let them come up with ideas.<
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But how can they think about it, and with the people coming and going and the noise in the background, they can't calm down and think.
Only Guo Degang said, "If this little girl is a material for singing drums, then I will prepare for the drum music club first.
When you children grow up, you must start a drum music club. You can't keep your wife busy and worrying about it. Do something that makes her happy.
But I'm not sure how long it will take, she still has to make her own decision.
So take your time and see what happens after the girl finishes college.
If it doesn’t work out, you can still arrange a performance for her. If you can do it, tell Xiao Luan that it’s okay to sing a small part.”
Qi Yuncheng nodded repeatedly after hearing this, "Yeah, I really haven't let her go to the Deyun Stage. It just so happens that I haven't performed much this year, so let her give it a try. I just don't know if she will get stage fright after not performing for so long.