Being told by my partner.

Qi Yuncheng had a shy smile, and his eyes were really looking at Captain Luan's granddaughter, "Oh, I'm a little confused. I'm so close to you, and I'm close to your grandma, but you love me so much, we can only break the worldly prejudices."

."

"Just wait a moment."

Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and was stopped, "Don't mention the old friend first, the gangster just said the gangster, do you know? This is all a mess."

"Boring!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "That's what I mean. Forget about age in dating. There is a big age gap. For example, if you don't like it, you can pull me down."

"Not happy at all."

"Then I'll wait until the day you are gone."

"Still holding back bad ideas."

Upon hearing this, it was obvious that the actors were just randomly picking up a few words, but the audience was happy to see it, because Qi Yuncheng still loves to take advantage.

"This is a friend we never forget, and a friend in times of need."

"Elaborate."

"A friend in need is like you, you are an 84-year-old cross talk artist."

"Really?" Luan Yunping was happy, with a look of anticipation on her face, "Whose granddaughter is pretty this time?"

"No. You are the only one who has a granddaughter. Besides, you are a very unique cross talk artist."

"How unique?"

Qi Yuncheng explained: "Many actors will not associate with you, whether they are in professional troupes or private troupes. Moreover, they started learning art at the age of three, and after learning it all their lives, they finally learned a tongue twister."

Luan Yunping looked at her partner and clicked her tongue, "Cross talk is too difficult."

"Yeah!" Qi Yuncheng kept nodding, "Then you practice in a sorghum field outside the West Fifth Ring Road every day."

"Why am I there?"

"You are not allowed to enter the city or the Sixth Ring Road."

"Oh, I got a yellow card? Big truck?"

"Anyway, you will practice with that person every day for the rest of your life." Qi Yuncheng said seriously, "No one will pay attention to you, whether it is professional troupes or civilians."

"Ignore me?"

"Finally after your 84th birthday, you wrote a new cross talk called Beat Guo Degang!

”

"This is a very fashionable joke." Luan Yunping was holding the table. When she heard this, she became interested. Of course he was performing, but the audience really wanted to laugh.

As expected of a beloved disciple, the expression on his face seems quite happy.

"It was immediately recognized by most crosstalk actors."

"Huo oh, those with mainstream feelings are still carrying them in the sorghum fields."

"Don't talk nonsense. It's you who spread the lies." Qi Yuncheng still looked serious, "As soon as the paragraph was written, you started to get better. You still practice this paragraph in the sorghum field every day."

"Hit Guo Degang?"

"Yes, we beat Guo Degang! After practicing, the weather gets hotter, and we practice until summer! As soon as summer comes, there are many people who like to catch grasshoppers and crickets. When they come to the sorghum fields..."

Qi Yuncheng performed an action of buttoning something without a real object behind the microphone, "Once the big copy is buttoned, it will be buttoned for you."

Luan Yunping was stunned, "Are you treating me like a grasshopper?"

"This group of people just yelled, 'Caught, this kid is big!'"

"Nonsense, is this a Grasshopper?"

"Come and take a look, it's broken. Old artist Luan, I apologize to you. And one of these people is an overseas Chinese, an overseas Chinese from Zanbiya."

Luan Yunping knew this place and frowned, "It's a bit out of the way!"

Qi Yuncheng also explained the location, "In the central and southern areas of Feizhou, they produce coffee and copper. The food the locals eat is called Nxima!"

The more I listened, the less I understood. The audience looked confused below, but this was Luan Yunping's job. She immediately asked the audience, "What is Nxima?"

"A mature crop, we call it corn, is ground into a lake-like substance and boiled."

"It's just stick noodle porridge, just give it back to Nxima, just say no and that's it!

"Luan Yunping lost her guard a little after understanding this, with various expressions on her face.

"The dialect of Zanbiya is Nxima. So please remember, there are three specialties." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his fingers and counted them one by one, "Coffee, copper, Nxima."

“It’s quite complete.”

"The overseas Chinese came back to catch Cricket and saw you. This is Teacher Luan? I admire you so much. Do you want to follow me to Zanbiya for development?"

"Should I like Zanbiya?" Luan Yunping was surprised.

Qi Yuncheng nodded sincerely, "Can I make you a copper coat?"

"Then can I still move?"

"Wear a copper coat, a coffee hat, and hold a large bowl of nxima in your hand."

"What an image this is."

"You are very happy: I want to go, I like this, I want to see cooked food and drink hot nxima. They promised me hot corn noodle porridge at the end of the year, and I can't wait any longer."

"A bowl is only given at the end of the year?"

"I'm taking a plane to Zambia. I'll let the local natives tie you up when you get there."

"Why are you tying me up?"

"There are native savages and cannibals in the area."

Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng and was startled, her eyes widened a bit, "Cannibals?"

Qi Yuncheng cheered up and made a circle on his head, "There are all kinds of feathers on your head, and you are holding that little fork. After I catch you, I will strip you naked from top to bottom."

"This is?"

"It's tied up and I'm going to sacrifice you to heaven."

Suddenly Luan Yunping started to complain, "I'm not here to develop, are you using me as a lamb chop?"

"After setting it up, there is firewood underneath. Brush it with yellow sauce, minced green onions, and sprinkle with cumin and chili powder."

“The ingredients are quite complete.”

"We're not even civilized yet." Qi Yuncheng waved his hand and made a bottle gesture, "It's just like a savage opening a beer, preparing a knife and fork, and preparing a napkin."

"Is this still uncivilized? It's better than the rest of us."

"I've put it on the ham for you. You're in tears. I've been wronged all my life. You said it would be great if I memorized the tongue twisters. Then I made a new work and hit Guo Degang, but I didn't get any benefits. If I had known I would have done it.

If I don’t do this, who can save me!

”

"What are you shouting for?"

Immediately, Qi Yuncheng's expression became panicked, "Show Zanbiya and I'll hear you in Yanjing."

"Good guy, look at my voice."

After sniffing, Qi Yuncheng covered his face and felt uncomfortable. At the same time, he kept talking, "What I didn't expect was that you were talking about cross talk. You fell into the hands of the cannibals and you are about to die.

Hey... I'll pick up my phone and call them. Come on, let them go."

Hahahahaha!

After fully understanding the situation, the audience laughed continuously. It was indeed a fun joke and interesting to listen to.

It was impossible for Luan Yunping not to be angry, "Are you trying to save me? Are you the head of Zanbiya's feelings?"

Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and couldn't help but be happy, "This is a friend in need."

"Who is in trouble with you? It was you who designed it. You cheated me out of a bowl of Nxima? What the hell."

Once you talk about it, the laughter will rise and fall together.

Qi Yuncheng pointed at his partner and complained, "Look at your artistic level, you are worth a bowl of Nxima."

"What."

"This can be regarded as saving Luan Yunping. Luan Yunping is very moved and has no repayment for correcting her evil ways. How can she repay me?"

"What's going on?"

"He has a granddaughter who is nineteen years old!"

"Hey, well, our crosstalks are all connected."

Qi Yuncheng clenched his fists, "We want to break the secular perspective!"

"Then you'd better look at the secular world."
To be continued...