Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 416 Singing this? From now on, when my daughter sees her, she will take the lead in rebelling against the three vulgarities!
Chapter 416 Singing this? From now on, when my daughter sees her, she will take the lead in rebelling against the three vulgarities!
More and more people are coming in to Yanjing Gymnasium.
But there are tens of thousands of seats that cannot be filled even if you try to fill them at the first time. It is indeed too much.
There were sparse audiences everywhere, but no film was made.
Of course, this is just the beginning, and when there are really more people, the spacious stadium will be different again. All the seats are almost filled. Looking at it, it seems that in just ten minutes, the auditorium has turned into a black mass.
and all kinds of people’s voices.
By almost 7:30, the tens of thousands of spectators were fully formed, and everyone was buzzing and excitedly discussing the performance they had come to watch this time.
"This time the two of us finally grabbed Qi Yuncheng's ticket. It was not easy."
"It's been almost a year. It's been almost a year since I've performed. Do you know how long we've been waiting? I have to say that Qi Yuncheng is really willing to do it."
"Did you see that little girl on Weibo? She's so cute and tiny. She really lives up to the words in the joke. You can pinch her cheeks to make water flow."
"Qi Yun gave birth to a baby in Chengdu. I don't even have a partner yet. I think I can start raising a baby in the cloud. The baby is really beautiful. He has definitely inherited the good looks of his parents."
……
……
A large number of spectators came to discuss some things about Qi Yuncheng in their seats. Indeed, his birth was the biggest highlight of the day. Maybe we will see him bring his child to the stage in the future.
Who doesn’t know that Deyun has a group of daughter slaves, and that little girl is not allowed to be spoiled to death?
In addition, we can understand from the fact that Teacher Guo kept posting photos of the little girl that day. He posted a total of sixteen photos of the little girl sleeping.
I don’t know how many people commented and liked it.
And just when tens of thousands of people were making various noises.
There was finally a movement on the big stage in the middle.
After the red curtain opened, several beautiful hosts came on stage to make opening remarks. There were thousands of people in attendance. How could the host hired by the organizer be bad?
But no matter how good-looking the host is, the show must continue. After a while, the first couple of actors will be announced.
The first couple is Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang.
Their appearance is to warm up this huge venue. Year after year, the two people's skills are also changing day by day. The opening of the previous junior college concerts may have been quite awkward.
It’s almost 2015 now, and some of the corresponding skills and experiences are much better.
Finished telling a traditional paragraph "Dang Xing Lun"!
A beautiful host came on stage to announce the curtain once again.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "The Red Event"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!
With a sweet smile, the host started to walk towards the exit door. She hadn't even taken a few steps yet.
The entire stadium with tens of thousands of people was like Kong Yunlong lighting up nearly tens of thousands of firecrackers, and they all exploded at this moment, because as soon as the host left, the actors had already appeared and were seen by the audience.
Even though they are still nearby, they still cannot stop their inner excitement and joy.
"Good guy, how many cannons do I have to fire to make this sound happen!"
When the two of them came on stage, it was impossible for Kong Yunlong and the others not to stand at the side curtains and watch. Even if they didn't watch, they would still be frightened by these movements from the background.
Xiaosi falls into the latter category of sesame seed cakes. As soon as he was eating, he heard the noise and ran up...
After hearing what the third brother said when he came up, Shaobing said firmly, "The cannons we fired that day were powerful enough. You were blown up. In this situation, the gymnasium can be blown up."
"It's already fried! Shaobing, think about how you can pick it up."
"Yeah! How on earth are you going to do this? I guess the audience will be in trouble after the performance. They would have known I was opening the show."
……
While several fellow apprentices were chatting away, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping had already arrived to adjust the microphones and make preparations for the cross talk. Some of them also came to give gifts.
Seeing this gift again, Qi Yuncheng felt very cordial and finally came again.
I’m looking forward to this.
"Yuncheng! Yuncheng! This is a diaper for the child!
"Will the baby like this little bear?"
"And here are the clothes made for the children. See if you can wear them."
"This is also for babies."
A bunch of gifts, Qi Yuncheng found out why they were all for children, nearly 70% of them were like this.
Only a small part is for him and Luan Yunping.
After picking up the things, ask someone to help take them down.
Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone for the first time in a long time and spoke, "Is it because I haven't been on stage for a long time? This audience has changed. Why are all the gifts given to children? She has received more gifts than me even at her age.
[To be honest, I have been using @ recently.
Wearing shoes underneath, there are two hairtail fish tattooed on the chest."
"Oops!" Seeing that her partner was embarrassed here, Luan Yunping corrected, "It's not hairtail."
"Toramu?" Qi Yuncheng wondered.
"What Tama? That's two dragons playing with beads. The key is, is this the dress of a scholar?"
"Of course he is a literati, especially the book in his hand is worth talking about."
"Four Great Classics?"
"The golden vase is gone."
"How can anyone read this book openly?"
"Eh?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly burst into laughter and pointed at Luan Yunping, "So you were looking at it secretly, right? With words or pictures? With pictures? I just said, why is the safe at Master's house missing a book of tapes?
You probably stole the painting."
As soon as the words fell, the audience immediately found the taste.
At the same time, all kinds of information were exposed. Teacher Guo actually used a safe to hide this thing? How much do you love this? And these two people definitely watched it.
Luan Yunping was helpless behind the table. It's not impossible to say it casually, but she accompanied her partner to pick up this thing. "I haven't acted much for a year, so I have to relieve my fatigue."
Hahahahaha!
Luan Yunping said with a smile, and the audience was overjoyed in the theater.
Qi Yuncheng was also happy, but he had to get back to the point, "When the matchmaker came to this house and said, your uncle was very happy: Come in quickly, it's busy today, the house is a check-in at the box office."
"Why is there still a box office?"
"Old Yanjing people pay attention to this. People who like singing gather together at the box office and hire a string master to engage in extracurricular activities at home. The period of activities is called passing cards."
"Really?" Luan Yunping looked unbelievable.
"When I walked into the house, there were a lot of people in the room, all singing Chaqu'er and Danxian'er. Danxian'er Chaquer sang about high-end things like romance. Your mother is singing at the moment."…
"She actually likes it."
"She was still young at that time, a little girl! She was standing there singing, and when the string master came over, your mother played the octagonal drum and sang romantic songs. To be honest, it was more elegant than Kun Opera."
Luan Yunping smiled and asked, "What are you singing about?"
Qi Yuncheng sighed with emotion, "The singing is really nice."
"You learn."
"The song is about the red sun rolling down the western slope. The young couple sat on the kang and touched Shiba and their heads..."
"Huo oh, Shiba Mo, stop it. This is our comeback performance, and I won't accompany you to seal the box."
Hahahahaha!
Xu~~
Luan Yunping panicked, and a group of people below booed. You must know that Qi Yuncheng had also sung Shibamo before. Although he didn't finish the song, his memory was still fresh.
Qi Yuncheng was also a little embarrassed, pretending to wipe his cold sweat with a white handkerchief, "It seems that we have seen too much."
"Watch less."
"We have limited time so we won't sing the whole song. Anyway, the matchmaker will tell you the purpose of her visit and it will make your grandma happy. That's great. The girl is too old to keep her. If she stays here, she will make enemies. Jin Lian will go out this time.
I feel at ease, you know?"
"My mother's name is Jinlian?"
"I didn't say your father's surname was Pan."
"Isn't this still Pan Jinlian?"
"You're welcome!" Qi Yuncheng muttered in a low voice, imitating the old man's tone, "I feel at ease as soon as Jin Lian leaves. From now on, you will have to find someone else to buy anything like peonies, peonies, or peonies."
"Well, our family really lives in Bada Hutong."
"As soon as you agree on this matter, come back and tell your father the good news. The old man was very happy and arranged for people to clean up the house and prepare to marry the girl."
"Finally married." Luan Yunping said.
"I was busy working in the house that day. I opened the curtain and nine monks came in. They said congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!"
"What joy does the monk say?"
Qi Yuncheng lit the table and said solemnly: "It's best for your father to make friends with monks! Several masters are here, I'm a good person
We are here to chant sutras for you.
Recite the sutra, recite the sutra of increase in power and longevity."
"This is great."
Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands together and said in a very pious manner, "We are about to recite it now. Your father suddenly said that he will recite it later while I lie down."
"Lie down and listen?"
"You have an identity! I'm afraid of catching a cold and I have to cover myself with a white sheet."
"Okay, we're talking about a white matter meeting."
"After reciting the sutra, until the wedding day, eight large sedan chairs arrived at your grandma's house. As a result, your grandma closed the door and refused to let you in."
"Huh?" Luan Yunping tilted her head and looked at Qi Yuncheng extremely curiously, "Why don't you give it to me?"
"This is a wise act to avoid evil spirits! Inside the house, your mother stamped her feet and beat her chest. I won't go. I won't go. I hate getting married."
Luan Yunping: "What?"
Qi Yuncheng: "I got married in those years."
Luan Yunping: "Ah? Have you married?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Grandma is also angry. Stop talking nonsense. What time is it? Don't waste time. Are you really not going?
Not going.
Okay, you’re not going, are you?”
Luan Yunping: "What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng: "I'll go."
"Come back." Luan Yunping grabbed Qi Yuncheng who was about to leave, "There is no such thing."…
"Your grandma is afraid of being delayed! She finished her persuasion in a while, so I had to go. I changed my clothes, wore red and green, and wore a hijab on my head, with four gold characters written on it, foot massage and health care."
"Is there such a thing? A dragon and a phoenix appear auspicious!"
"I don't really understand. Anyway, I can write anything. Someone came out and opened the sedan curtain, and sent your mother inside. After lowering the sedan curtain, your grandma came out crying in the big house."
"That's why I feel so sad."
"My daughter is my mother's heartthrob. If you see that everything is fine together, you can't bear to leave now. Your third aunt is supporting your mother, please stop crying."
Qi Yuncheng stooped and said mournfully: "Don't stop me. Your sister is gone. I feel so bad that I have to cry."
"Then just cry." Luan Yunping was at the side helping to quote a sentence.
"It can be said that she is my short-lived girl who has never called me a short-lived ghost~~Cry, girl, your life span is short~~"
The more she listened, the weirder she became, but this time Luan Yunping didn't do much, she just said, "Why don't my third aunt sing a few lines?"
"You can't get anything back if you call me second sister~~"
"Stop singing you, Sanjie Yang is going to file a complaint, right? Where are you going?"
"Third aunt advises you not to cry, hurry up. Put down the sedan curtain, your grandma took out a piece and stuck it on the sedan: the goods have been sold and will not be returned or exchanged!"
Suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the audience.
Luan Yunping was speechless, "I won't post this."
"Eight people carrying a sedan chair rushed to your father's place. When they came to the door, your father closed the door and refused."
"No more?"
"What a temper! Just as I finished speaking, four gangsters came around the corner, we want it, we want it!"
"No!" Luan Yunping got angry, "Who wants to give it to whom?"
"It didn't take much, and firecrackers went off from left and right of the door! Your father went to this station and threw a lot of money! Many children and many beggars came to grab the money."
"Join in the fun."
"Robbing money and cursing at the same time."
"What are you scolding?"
"The money was tied with a rope and it was pulled back." Qi Yuncheng made a show of pulling back the rope.
Luan Yunping was embarrassed to complain when she saw it, "What kind of humanity is this?"
"The old man is generous."
"As we walked in on a large sedan chair, there were flames in the basin at the entrance. The waiter held a glass of wine and poured it on. The day was prosperous."
"This is called a brazier."
"Your father is here before we pour it. Stop it. What's the use of lighting a fire? I have gasoline in the house."
Luan Yunping was shocked, "
Huo oh, do you know if this is a fire? Then I will be gone."
Qi Yuncheng also hurriedly stopped him, "Everyone stopped him and told him not to do this nonsense, and then they all gathered around the newlyweds to come in. The whole courtyard was full of relatives and friends. The old man was so happy that he took off his clothes in front of everyone and put on new clothes." "There's no such thing, go up to the back room and change."
"I went into the room and changed into a complete set of wedding clothes, raised the curtain and walked out. Everyone was happy. The old man lowered his head and his face turned red."
"What's going on?"
"No pants!"
"Fuck you."
……
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Waves of applause echoed in the gymnasium. As it echoed, the two people went to the side curtains, and then were told the time by Gao Feng, and then came back to return to the stage...
They have a lot of programs today, one of which is a group chat with Teacher Gao Feng.
And when they came back, the audience was particularly excited, "Eighteen touches!
"Sing an eighteen touch!"
After returning to the microphone, Qi Yuncheng had nothing to say, "It's still 18! I really sang it. What will my daughter think when she grows up and sees this?
She has to take the lead in fighting against the three vulgarities."
Hahahahaha!
When talking and having fun, Qi Yuncheng is most likely to throw out some jokes at these inadvertent moments, and then start to tell some jokes.
He will have many more shows in the future.
But just when his business performance was very lively with thousands of people, Song Yi was walking around the house alone with his child in his arms.
I have no choice but to leave. This girl seems to like this.
I have gradually begun to feel dissatisfied and can only stay in my arms again.
"Lanlan, you said she needs to be coaxed to upgrade or she is lacking some nutrients?"
At this moment, Zhou Gulan was carefully helping to mix the milk powder and test the temperature. It was her first time to touch a baby, and she felt quite nervous and excited.
At the same time, it is also her job as an apprentice to feed the baby with a bottle.
"I heard that children like this, so I guess they do."
"Then she still knows how to enjoy it, but her mother is exhausted."
"How about Master, please let me hug you for a while."
"Okay! Try it."
Zhou Gulan was fifteen or sixteen years old and not short. When he carefully picked up the child, he couldn't help but smile when he looked at her little face, but when he saw it, he suddenly startled her.
Because her two little hands were moving around in various ways, she refused to hold her, so quickly, Zhou Gulan reluctantly sent the child back.
After Song Yi saw it, he expressed relief, "Xi Xi seems to be a bit naive, just wait until she gets familiar with you.".