Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 432 Where is my daughter? Where is my daughter who is so older?
Chapter 432 Where is my daughter? Where is my daughter who is so older?
"Act well and don't go around saying bad things, you know? Otherwise you won't even have eyebrows."
Amidst the lively laughter, Qi Yuncheng decided to leave the stage after saying these words. It was enough for Xiao Meng's special appearance to make the lively scene a lively one.
If you stay too long, you will steal the spotlight.
So after saying that, he turned around and left.
But at this moment, Meng Hetang stood on the stage as if he was possessed, touching his eyebrows desperately, "Wait a minute? What's going on? Senior brother said I have no eyebrows? Do I have no eyebrows? No.
?"
There is no reference to his eyebrows yet, but I couldn’t help but hook him up with one sentence.
As soon as I hooked up, even the audience sitting below started to pay attention, and then everyone was happy, because under the illumination of the stage lights, it looked so much like I had no eyebrows.
It's really shallow, it's hard to tell.
I didn't pay attention to it before, so I didn't pay attention to it, but it's different now.
The same goes for Zhou Jiuliang. He turned around to take a look and couldn't help but snicker, "Stop touching it again. If you touch it again, your eyebrows will be rubbed off."
Meng Hetang had no choice but to put down his hands, "Senior brother teased me as soon as he came up! Senior brother Deyun never bullied junior brother, I saw this with my own eyes.
But now let me give you a good performance."
"Wait a minute!" Suddenly Zhou Jiuliang changed from a lazy look behind the table to a state of taking blood, and then looked down, "The audience seemed to ask Teacher Meng at what age did your eyebrows become bald like this?
, do you want to answer?"
Hahahaha!
While laughing, Meng Hetang put his hands on his hips and said, "Let's talk about cross talk. You know there are less than ten minutes left?"
"How about you explain it? Otherwise it will be difficult."
"How do you know this? Besides, I'm not bald. I have high eyebrows. When the light is on, there is a slight visual difference. If senior brother doesn't say this, none of you will know."
Zhou Jiuliang: "The audience member said that his son has no eyebrows!"
"No! I realize you're stupid!" Meng Hetang was really blinded by this encore. He pointed at Zhou Jiu and said, "You weren't like this just now. Why are you so excited now? You're replaced by another one.
Just like people."
"Isn't this something interesting?"
"Let's talk cross talk, this is a cross talk theater."
"Is there anything else the audience wants to ask? Please speak louder and I will ask Teacher Meng for you."
"Shut up Zhou Jiu Liang."
……
On the stage, Meng Hetang has no way to deal with the different modes of Zhou Jiu. He is in this state. He can be quiet to the point where he won't say a word to you, and he can be crazy or so crazy that he doesn't look like a human being.
I have known and been familiar with it for so many years, but sometimes I am still speechless.
But it’s enough for the audience to be happy. The special performance in the small theater is all about laughter.
Fortunately, the return is quick.
After dealing with it for about ten minutes, Meng Hetang came down to drink water and saw his senior brother Qi Yuncheng drinking tea and chatting with brother Luan. He immediately ran over and said, "Brother, why are you here when you have time? You scared me."<
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"I have nothing to do today. I just happened to come over to see what the special performance in the small theater is like now. I found it very lively."
"Then it's not just that you came here to make it lively. What are you talking about?"
"It's nothing. I may have to participate in a variety show later, so you can do your job."
After saying that, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping continued to discuss. Master said that the end of May is the happy comedy, but in reality it is too soon, so as a lineup, they have to choose a good work.
It is estimated that not only the two of them think so, but also the rest of the actors, so even the first issue is not an easy competition.
And Meng Hetang had no choice but to leave it alone and rest for a while before preparing to play again. How could he not perform more in today's special performance?
A while.
The host announced the curtain and the two people went up again.
"Thank you for the applause. I actually have to introduce myself when I come on stage, because the special performance is for everyone to get to know us.
It is inevitable that you are following your friend to see us for the first time.
My name is Meng Hetang! The teacher next to me is my partner..."
Zhou Jiuliang: "My name is Youmei."
Hahahahaha!
The two to three hundred people in the small theater suddenly burst into laughter. It was obvious that what just happened was too much to pass.
Meng Hetang put his hands behind his back and looked at Zhou Jiuliang, "Did you really open the business mode today?"
Zhou Jiuliang lowered his head and supported the table, "I just think it's fun."
"It's fun for you to play with my eyebrows? There aren't many."
In a word, Meng Hetang got off the road, otherwise he wouldn't know how to express his eyebrows. After staring at his partner, he regained his composure and started talking about cross talk.
But back to the beginning, he admired his senior brother so much that he came and said a few words, and today's Meng Hetang special event will soon turn into an eyebrow special event.
I don’t know how to do this. It seems that I need to draw it more conspicuously next time.
After all, image is something an actor needs to pay attention to.
And just as he was re-enacting, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were working hard backstage to figure out the jokes. Whether they were traditional or novel, they all needed to think about whether they would adapt to the stage and what cross talk would be said on what occasion. This was what their master had always warned them. Therefore, a lot of time is wasted once the discussion is completed, and one or two hours is completely like free money.
However, at around ten o'clock in the evening, Qi Yuncheng, who was sitting, seemed to feel something instinctively. His movements and expressions subconsciously became hurried, and he quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket.
Because my wife doesn’t know if she’s back yet, it’s so late at night, how can I not be worried, and my daughter didn’t pick up the call either.
The key is that I almost forgot.
After the call, I felt a little more relieved. I was already at home taking care of the dog's affairs.
It won’t be a problem for the master to leave my daughter with the master, she can just pick her up later.
Exhaling a breath, Qi Yuncheng felt relieved. He turned to look at the actors who were preparing for the curtain call. It seemed that tonight passed very quickly.
He had only performed the second show when he arrived, and it was almost over in a blink of an eye.
"How's it going? Why don't you show up again? You're here to have fun anyway." Luan Yunping asked.
"I only went up to say a few words, after all, I'm here now."
Qi Yuncheng took a break and drank a sip of water before preparing to follow a group of people up.
He showed up as soon as he went up
There was still an endless stream of shouts at the scene.
"Qi Yuncheng! I like you so much."
"I love you!"
……
When he came to the stage, Qi Yuncheng was still very pleased to hear these movements, but he had his own tasks, so he came to the microphone in the middle and spoke.
"There are still a lot of women who like me.
But what I want to say is today’s special performance.
Today is the special performance of Xiao Meng, also known as Meng Hetang. My junior brother from Hezike came very early. He was my uncle's lobby manager at first, and then he learned cross talk with his master.
Why is it called Meng Hetang? It’s the name of the lobby manager.
He is a very good actor, he can do everything, and his imitation ability is very strong, but he may have fewer eyebrows."
"Brother, can you just stop talking about your eyebrows?"
Meng Hetang stood beside him and was almost speechless. Why did he have to mention it at the end?
"Okay, don't mention it. Don't you have time for the special show? Just show it off."
"Originally, there was one, but it was all carried away by the eyebrows. Wait for me a moment and I will get a guitar."
It’s not easy to hold a special performance, how could Meng Hetang not prepare, and he does know a lot, he started talking as soon as he got the guitar.
"For the final curtain call, I will sing "Tick Tock" for everyone!"
"Okay!!"
Croak, croak, croak, croak.
After the applause, the theater fell into silence.
There are only nice string sounds and his singing voice.
"Tick tick tick tick tick tick~~
The hour hand keeps turning~~
Tick tock tick tock tick tock~~
The light rain makes the water splash~~
Tick tock tick tock tick tock~~
Do you still care about him~~"
……
During the lyrics, Qi Yuncheng stepped back little by little with a smile on his face, completely giving up the stage to them. At the end, they turned around and left quietly.
The moment she left, Luan Yunping wondered at the side curtain, "It's gone now? I thought you were going to sing one too."
"The child is still at Master's. I have to pick him up in a hurry. Let's go now. Let's talk about the joke later."
After saying this, Qi Yuncheng made himself tight again, then went out to the theater to pick up his daughter from the master's home.
On the other side, since Song Yi came back at night, he has been playing with the little border collie, sometimes holding its paws, sometimes covering its mouth, just to prevent it from biting properly and buying a teething stick. For a moment I didn’t know who was the dog.
Finally, when I got hungry from playing, I got up and went to the kitchen to cook some noodles for myself. But while I was eating, I was wondering why my husband came back so late today. Wasn’t it just for fun today?
When she was about to finish the entire bowl of noodles, she finally heard her husband coming home. She walked outside without saying a word, but she was blinded the moment she walked over.
Because my husband is empty-handed.
"Where is my daughter? Where is my daughter who is as big as me? Didn't you pick her up?"
Qi Yuncheng felt helpless as he entered the house, "I went to pick up my daughter in the evening, but when I got there, I found out that I was not coming back. Master, my wife is so precious.
The moment I walked in, I saw them letting my daughter draw lots, and I couldn't tell how happy they were to play."
"Then you didn't want to come back?"
"How is it possible to get it back?"
"How long will it take to pick him up?"
"Let's go and have a look tomorrow. Otherwise, what else can we do? I didn't expect to let them take a look at the child and just put the child in."
"I'm such a big girl."
Seeing that there were no children to accompany him tonight, Song Yi immediately felt a little uncomfortable. He was used to his daughter sleeping next to the bed late at night.
Now that the child is no longer sleeping here, the mother will definitely feel empty.
Seeing his wife like this, Qi Yuncheng vaguely blamed himself. He glanced at her and saw her eating noodles, "Are you hungry? There are some chicken wings in the refrigerator. I'll get some for you."
"Okay! Do it faster at the end."
"Didn't you eat half a bowl of noodles? Are you still very hungry?"
"You like to eat!"
The first second was uncomfortable, but as soon as the chicken wings came out, Song Yi happily followed her husband into the kitchen, as if she had already forgotten about her daughter.
"By the way, why don't you go play today and have fun?"
"It's okay." Song Yi had no expression at first, but when he thought about the money he spent, he immediately complained, "I didn't expect that the things used for noodles are really not cheap. Dog food, teething sticks, ropes and other things cost me a lot of money.
."
"Noodles?" Qi Yuncheng didn't understand this title.
"Yes! The name I gave my dog sounds nice."
"It's true that the whole family cannot live without food. My daughter's name is Baitang, and my dog's name is Noodles. What's your name? Baozi?"
"You are the dumpling."
Song Yi couldn't help but retort, "Don't you think it's interesting that the puppy's name is Noodles? It also agreed."
"What does it promise?"
The young couple bickered in the kitchen, and they were silent for a few seconds. When the chicken wings were ready to be eaten with the noodles, Song Yi started chattering again.
"The kids are not here tonight, I feel so peaceful."
"Yes, crying is inevitable at ordinary times." Qi Yuncheng felt the quiet atmosphere carefully and felt that the family was really different without the child.
"So let's have a second child!"
My daughter-in-law speaks out suddenly.
Qi Yuncheng showed no expression, because as expected, he didn't know what his wife was like. But it had to be said, "You really think about it."
"What's wrong? Didn't I say before that I wanted to have one more child? Isn't now a good time?"
"Then you have to look at how old your daughter is now. At least wait until Xixi can walk and talk. Is it possible that you can take care of her?"
"That's right. I'm just thinking about having a second child. I'll wait until Xixi is two years old." Song Yi had to give up the idea of having a child tonight, but she didn't give up the idea of her husband. It's a rare world for two.
.
So after eating and taking a shower, I dragged my husband to bed to rest without saying a word.
It is indeed a rare opportunity, so all preparation measures are sufficient.
After all, I can’t get pregnant again now.
Wait until the next day to rest.
The young couple began to go together to ask for a child. It must be two people, otherwise it will not be given.
They don't care about the disciple's face, but they have to care about Song Yi's face, the master and his wife no matter what.
But when I went to ask for it, I only got it back at night.
And after coming back, life will become simpler.
Taking care of the children, plus Qi Yuncheng preparing to participate in the variety show, a month can be said quickly.
The day is here in the blink of an eye.
Even when he was about to attend the recording, Guo Degang still said something to his children at home, which was not too important.
It’s just about acting well, and don’t take it to heart if you meet seniors competing in the competition, just try your best to speak your own cross talk well.
This is to give his disciple some relief, otherwise he, as a master, would have nothing else to do.
"Okay, let's go, it will be troublesome if you stay here all the time."
"Then master, let's go and try to get a good result in the first game."
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping didn't say much, nodded and left Master's house, and then went to the program team of Dragon TV.
It is said to be from another TV station, but the recording location is still in Yanjing DX area, so there is no time wasted on the way.
It was just bad luck and I encountered a few red lights.
"Speaking of which, do you know who is participating?"
On the way to the car, Luan Yunping was still very concerned about the actors and didn't know which ones the program team could invite.
Although Qi Yuncheng knew, he had to pretend not to know, "It seems that the program team kept this secret, not to mention the actors, and even the host has not been announced."