Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 442 Did you sell your kidney to someone else? For so much?
Chapter 442 Did you sell your kidney to someone else? For so much?
"Every department prepares! The final countdown is ten seconds! Ten, nine, eight...three, two, one! The audience applauds!!"
The moment recording begins.
With the voice of the director on site, the audience was forced to become enthusiastic, but when they saw Guo Degang showing up, the enthusiasm became spontaneous.
"Dear guests and friends in front of the TV, good evening everyone! Welcome to Dragon TV's happy comedians!
Tonight is the birth of the King of Comedy, and it is also the second half of our finals.
The finals adopt a wheel battle format, with two pairs competing against each other.
The 70% vote rate for this contest is added to the 30% vote rate for the previous contest.
The comedian with a low cumulative vote count will be eliminated directly. The comedian with a high cumulative vote count will face the next round of pair-wise duel.
So for the five hundred viewers, every button you press determines their fate.
First of all, let’s invite our first comedian to compete! Qiao Shan!”
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Amidst the applause, the red curtain slowly opened.
But the moment it opened, the entire stage was filled with fairy spirit under the light, and Qiao Shan sat in the middle of the stage and began to starve himself of immortality.
This time his sketch also tells the story of the difficult journey to the North and what happened in the basement.
It has a bit of a fan feeling.
But this is the last issue, and everyone has a desire to express themselves in this regard.
So both the audience and the actors in the lounge were watching it carefully.
After his performance, performances by Song Xiaobao, Jia Ling and other teams followed.
After the performance, Jia Lingyou's skit about Doraemon came to the end, with a voting rate of 45.86%.
Knowing this, Qi Yuncheng and others, who are about to appear in the fourth program, are indeed a little stressed, because they directly crush the data of the top two.
This situation is a little different from the previous life.
But the three works seem to have one thing in common, that is, they all bring out a touch of touching flavor or love in the end.
At this moment, after the duel, Guo Degang once again introduced the next program.
"From the end of the Qing Dynasty to the present, in the history of about 150 years, the stage of cross talk is colorful. One person does stand-up comedy, two people do cross talk, and three people do group cross talk.
We have various forms of cross talk, so Qi Yuncheng and others decided to give it a try today and perform a cross talk drama for everyone.
But trouble came. Normally there were only two people at the same table, but at most one Yu Qian came to fight. So the props department loved Qiyun Chengdu so much that they didn’t expect to collect all these accounts in the last issue.<
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Rehearsals, costumes, and actors are all quite troublesome, especially actresses, who are more nervous for us. For this reason, Qi Yuncheng sent his own wife.
Don’t look forward to it!!”
"Looking forward to it!!!"
After telling this little piece of information, the audience sat down and shouted wildly.
It’s not just them.
The other actors in the lounge were stunned for a moment. The good guy invited the uncle and master in the last issue, but this time he just brought his wife over, not like this.
However, they also wondered who Qi Yuncheng's daughter-in-law was. After all, Song Yi has not appeared much in the public eye.
At most a small group of iron fans know.
"Okay! Let us applaud Deyun Society Qi Yuncheng as a team!"
The applause burst out again.
Logically speaking, when it is broadcast on TV, interviews with actors and some clips shot by the program crew at Deyun's backstage should be inserted here.
But this is just recording, so when the red curtain opens again, the whole cross talk drama begins.
The stage was very lively, with a small teahouse setting and several tables of people drinking tea behind it. At the same time, Qin Xiaoxian, Liu Xiaoting, Shang Xiaoju and seven or eight people who had been invited temporarily were sitting next to the table. p>
The audience is watching off the stage, but they are watching it on the stage.
However, the person who appeared in the first scene was not Qi Yuncheng, but Gao Feng, who had gained a little weight and was dressed as a Qing Dynasty shopkeeper.
"Everyone, everyone! Since the opening of our Deyunxuan teahouse! Thank you for your care! And we have added things since then. What are the four major beauties born today, and what are the four famous actors, the leaders in the world of storytelling?
, none of them have been here.
But it’s okay today, here we have something good.
New crosstalk actors specially invited from Beiping! Dou Tianbao and Liang Dayuan will serve you for a while! Okay!"
Audience: "Okay!!!"
"Please!"
On the stage set up by a small teahouse.
Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng, wearing long coats, opened the curtain and appeared.
Faced with the welcome from the audience, the two people did not bow their hands in thanks.
At the same time, Jia Ling suddenly wondered in the resting place, "The person next to him must be Yue Yunpeng!"
"Yes!"
"I feel like he is quite popular, and I can often see him next to Teacher Guo."
"There is also the Song of the Five Rings, which many people know about recently. It came out together with the Pancake Man."
"I'll just say it."
……
……
"We brothers will serve you for a while!" Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage and said.
Yue Yunpeng said: "Sell your strength."
"Look, there are so many people in the teahouse today. My God, these are rich ladies and aunts!"
"They're all here."
"We have to talk carefully today." Qi Yuncheng patted Yue Yunpeng on the shoulder, "Whoever can't talk well is a coward."
"It's necessary."
"Our guy has a very quick mind. Can you learn three sentences from me?"
"Come here once."
"I say three sentences, and you learn the first word of each sentence."
"No problem."
"Let me tell you something today."
"Today!"
"I feel very happy!"
"Heart."
"Who is your father?"
"You!"
"Hey!"
"Fuck you!"
Hahahahaha!
Laughter rang out, either intentionally from the role-players on the stage, or from the audience being amused by the burden.
But at this moment, the entire stage went dark.
Then a beam of light hit a relatively high box stand on the right. Above the stand, naturally, were Song Yi and Liu Yan.
When they saw them, everyone in the audience's eyes widened.
Liu Yan and the others must have known each other, but the person next to them was different.
"My God, it's so beautiful."
"Really Qi Yuncheng's wife??"
"Yes! It has appeared in other programs before."
"She is so good-looking! No wonder she got married so early, she is such a perfect match."
"All my wives are here to help, this is damn dog food."
……
As the audience stared in amazement, Song Yi said with a smile, "Okay, that's really interesting! Eh? Aunt Seventy-Third, why aren't you happy?"
Liu Yan, who was sitting next to her, snorted coldly, "What's the point of coke? American colorful movies are so good, but this thing is boring."
"I don't care, I just came to see him. As long as he is there, I will be happy."
"Oh, silly girl, don't think about it anymore, just listen to the cross talk and have fun." Liu Yan pretended to be airy, "He is just a cross talk talker, but you are the daughter of Tianjing Security Commander.
How can we be together when we are so different?"
Song Yi immediately retorted, "I don't have to worry about you, you are just the concubine of my father's seventy-third room."
"No." Liu Yan suddenly became angry, "I ran away from one room, and now I am in the 72nd room."
As soon as I said this, the audience’s faces were all smiles.
At the same time, the stage finally lit up.
Gao Feng looked at Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng and kept being polite.
"Hard work, hard work! Hard work, two bosses."
"It should!"
"Then I'll get busy first."
After being polite, as soon as the shopkeeper left, Qi Yuncheng stood in the middle of the stage and pointed at the actor playing the guest on the stage, "Man, there is something lively in your eyes! Just do what you have to do and ask for money."
"Okay, senior brother, I want some money."
Yue Yunpeng held a tray and bent over to ask for money.
As for Qin Xiaoxian who was watching the show, Liu Xiaoting and others took out money from their pockets and put it on top as promised.
However, after Yue Yunpeng came back from completing a lap, Qi Yuncheng looked at the tray and was unhappy, pointing to the direction where the master was sitting, "I don't know how to get money, so you have to pick the rich one. That one is rich.
!!"
Following the senior brother's hand and looking towards the master, Yue Yunpeng immediately ran over in a hurry. The audience also started to get excited. They like to see the apprentice picking trouble with the master.
"Uncle! Please say something!" Yue Yunpeng shouted crisply in his widow's voice.
Sitting on the chair, Guo Degang looked at Yue Yunpeng and said proudly, "Have you brought your POS machine?"
"..."
Originally wanting to embarrass the master, Yue Yunpeng straightened up his bent waist and said rudely, "You can't grow taller."
Hahahaha!
Amid laughter, Yue Yunpeng began to turn around and ask for money from the audience below, but this was all symbolic, in order to wander to the high stands near the box.
"Everyone, there is a private room here. It is full of rich people. I want to go!"
"Speaking of cross talk!" Liu Yan shouted from above and smiled.
"Hey, here we come."
When he raised his head, Yue Yunpeng was stunned when he looked at Liu Yan. In addition, with the background music, any fool would know that he was in love with her, and after a while of nagging her.
The tray was slowly lifted, "You...forget it, I'll give you the money!"
"Come back!!"
Seeing all the money given to others, how could Qi Yuncheng be happy on the big stage, "Where's the money?"
Yue Yunpeng pointed in the direction of Liu Yan and said, "Give it to her."
"Why?"
"She called me and smiled at me."
Being so angry, Qi Yuncheng looked at an audience member below, "This big brother also laughed, why don't you give it to others?"
"Hey, senior brother! Am I naive?"
"Go back!"
"Don't come back, it doesn't look good."
"I'm going to get it!!!"
Pushing Yue Yunpeng's fat body aside, Qi Yuncheng took a few steps and arrived near the stands. The stands were set up and looked down from a high position.
"This young lady... let me tell you this! The city wall is so high, it all depends on the help of everyone. We stand on the ground and look at strangers. We will all remember your kindness to us. We will remember your kindness when we pick up the bowl of porridge."
.
Just now, this guy, temporarily blinded by lard and temporarily alienated, made a little joke for you.
Your Excellency has a lot, please give us the money as a reward."
Song Yi took a deep breath, slowly stood up from his seat, picked up the sack placed next to him and poured it over his husband's head. The floor was filled with silver notes and gold.
Qi Yuncheng was stunned below holding the money in his hand, and looked at Yue Yunpeng silently, "Did you sell your kidney to someone? For so much?"
Hahahahaha!
After amusing the audience with one sentence, Qi Yuncheng quickly stood respectfully under the role of his wife and replied, "Miss, please see if you gave too much?"
Song Yi slowly sat back and returned to being a lady in a long coat. She looked down at Qi Yuncheng and said, "Dou Tianbao, do you still know me?"
Looking up, Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi looked at each other.
The mixed emotions between the two people made a girl in the front row below extremely excited, especially her best friend who came with her. She wanted to slap the other person's thigh until it became swollen.
I am really envious and there is nothing I can do about it.
But as I continued to pat, the stage became dark again.
A spotlight shone on Qi Yuncheng, speaking affectionately.
"I can't calm down in my heart. Three years ago, we were classmates and friends at Yenching University, and we had already decided to be private for the rest of our lives. However, because of my family's financial difficulties, I had no choice but to pursue a career in art.
I swore I would never see her again, why is she here today?"
The spotlight goes out and shines on Song Yi again.
"My heart is hard to calm down, Dou Tianbao! You left me at Yenching University, but I have never forgotten you. We meet here today, and I hope you will fulfill your original promise."
Two passages from the heart.
The young couple were all in love with the show, and the audience watched it with gusto.
However, the spotlight turned to Yue Yunpeng's big face.
"At this time, my heart is hard to calm down!"
"If you have any trouble calming down, just stay here." From the darkness, Qi Yuncheng pushed Yue Yunpeng away without saying a word, and then there was a large sound of joy below.
Crosstalk dramas are sometimes like this, with a lot of baggage interspersed among the serious stories.
After being pushed a few times, Yue Yunpeng looked back at his senior brother and asked, "Why is there so much money?"
"How could I have gone and asked for money?"
The words fell and the first act ended.
It was quiet for about a few seconds.
The password sounded.
"Run, walk, 121! 121! Stand still!"
Four guards came up on the outer trail of the big stage, but each of them was no better than the other.
Yang Hetong is a big fat guy, the captain of the youth team gets out of breath after walking a few steps. Luan Yunping is not bad, but she wears glasses and is completely blind throughout the whole process.
The other two are not much better, one is Zhang Helun's partner Lang Heyan and Uncle Yu's apprentice Feng Zhaoxiang.
It can be said that he is a useful person, and this time Qiyun Chengdu used him.
"Hahahaha!"
The four people stood up, and Yan Hexiang came on the stage wearing the commander's clothes, came to the middle of the four people, and began to introduce himself.
"Thanks to the cultivation of the President, and as a brother, he was appointed as the commander of the Jingwei garrison in Xiatian! Since taking office, the military has been very strict and the place has been peaceful.
Those local gangsters, those bastards who committed murder and arson, I spent all my money to send them to other provinces.
Oops, I said, where are we?"
"Report to the commander!!" Luan Yunping saluted Yang Hetong immediately, which shocked Yang Hetong.
"Commander, are you there? Are you there? Marshal!!"
Yan Hexiang clasped his hands behind his back and stamped his feet beside him, "What kind of look are you looking at? I'm over here!"
Luan Yunping saluted and slowly turned around, "Report to the commander, this may be a teahouse!"
Pointing at Luan Yunping, Yan Hexiang said speechlessly: "It's useless for me to ask you because of the look in your eyes. Is this a teahouse?"
Luan Yunping: "Can you finish the ceremony?"
"The ceremony is over! Take a break!"
Looking at him, Yan Hexiang stopped playing around and continued to speak, "This is a teahouse, where is my daughter?"
"Dad!!"
A crisp voice appeared, and Song Yi and Liu Yan trotted out from the right side of the stage.
Yan Hexiang looked happy, "Daughter, I've been looking for you for a long time."
"Dad, let me tell you something. I fell in love with a crosstalk guy."
The character at this moment is completely what the role requires. Song Yi's performance is not inconsistent at all, and Yan Hexiang is even more so. He is very disgusted with holding his hands behind his back.
"How can you fall in love with a crosstalk speaker?"
"Ouch." Liu Yan said next to her, "I also fell in love with a cross talk talker."
Yan Hexiang looked at the two girls, "You two want to piss me off to death? Can our family fall in love with a cross talk talker? Are there any good cross talk talkers? Let me tell you, my daughter, if you do what you say, I will
Discount your legs."
Song Yi stood aside and felt slightly aggrieved.
Yan Hexiang looked in Liu Yan's direction, wishing she could leave, "If you say you can't do it, I'll break your legs too!
Come on, follow me!"
Several guards listened to the order and began to exit from the left side of the stage. Only Luan Yunping, who had bad eyesight, wanted to exit from the right side, and she suddenly collided with Yan He.
Attracted a lot of laughter.
I didn't expect Luan Yunping to play a blind man in this cross talk drama, and the role she gave was quite sufficient.
"Over there!!"
Luan Yunping: "Ah?"
"Oh, you are my biological father!"
Grabbing Luan Yunping, Yan Hexiang left with a few people, and then the stage came to an end and went dark again.
This is the end.
When the audience and actors look at the stage, they can actually see the hard work of Qi Yuncheng and others. Whether it is the use of people or the stage, they have done a very good job.
It can be said that it has subverted the impression of the previous ten issues.
So Guo Degang was very happy to sit on the edge of the stage. He didn't expect that a variety show could bring out this side of Yuncheng and the others.
It’s not easy.
But Shengteng, who always appears at the end, is a bit embarrassed.
That is, Qi Yuncheng was not so ruthless as to bring his own wife over.
So they have to prepare quickly.
Their performance this time was related to zombies. Whether it was Sheng Teng or Mary, their costumes were all messy.
Although it has been done long ago, we will pay more attention to each other to ensure that no details go wrong during the performance.
"Three minutes on stage, ten years of hard work off stage! Every actor who just appeared did a good job." Looking at the broadcast, Mary sat down quietly and said.
"They are all Qi Yuncheng's brothers, and they brought their whole family to compete." Sheng Teng complained with a full smile. The competition is a competition. Their relationship is not bad, and they have all bought tickets for the September Gangsi Festival. Just thinking of this, Shengteng turned around and asked his entire team.
"Are you all free to go by then? Let's go and join in the fun."
"We're all free. It's hard for you to treat me to a guest. If you don't go, we'll regret it for the rest of our lives." Mary replied, even with a bit of excitement in her tone, because Shengteng might not be able to treat her like this in eight lifetimes.<
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"Am I not usually generous?"
"Are you usually generous?"
"Okay, I won't talk about this anymore. I can't expose my first impression on Qi Yuncheng and the others. And I don't know how young men nowadays can be so handsome. Look at how many little girls are excited when they wear a coat."
Shengteng had to say this when he watched Qi Yuncheng appear on the stage. In terms of appearance, Qi Yuncheng is indeed not bad, which is one of the reasons why he is so popular.
But these days, after all, there are only a few people who can make a living based on their appearance. Otherwise, how could Shengteng himself have gotten himself into this state?
Even if you are still good now, you will really become an uncle later.