On the stage, Luan Yunping said that she would not be the captain, and Qi Yuncheng was even more courageous, "Yeah, why would I be the captain with this money?
I think Deyun Society will be gone sooner or later."
"Then let me lend you some good words."
"This is all nonsense." Qi Yuncheng himself was speechless, laughed and complained, and then continued to watch him speak.
"Before I go, I have to ask, what do you usually say?"
"It's impossible to talk while standing up while still lying down."
"Then our family has to change the rules, and we have to kneel down and say it."
Suddenly Luan Yunping was unhappy, "You have to kneel down when you talk about cross talk? I'm sorry for you. We are literary and artistic workers. This is a matter of personality. We are all equal."
"Our master said," Qi Yuncheng said, "As long as you kneel down for one minute, I will give you 10,000 yuan."
"Do you need to kneel now?"
"It's useless for you to kneel down to me. I can't give you money. You have to see the master before you can kneel down."
"Oh, twenty of us can kneel down anyway, but can I discuss something?"
At this point in his lines, Qi Yuncheng paused for a moment, "What's going on?"
"See if you can call one more person, twenty-one people will go."
"Why twenty-one?"
"I want to bring Master with me."
Hahahahaha!
There was laughter when Luan Yunping changed her face just now. Now the huge gymnasium is completely unbearable and has returned to its previous noisy state.
"You are truly worthy of being Teacher Guo's beloved disciple. I think of Master everywhere."
"Captain Luan has changed! After following Qi Yuncheng, he became less and less imitated."
"No, I always feel that this word was thought up by Qi Yuncheng! It can't be wrong."
……
Qi Yuncheng could naturally hear the audience's feedback. He was very happy, but after taking a breath, he immediately said, "Okay, twenty-one will be twenty-one. I miss you with my filial piety."
"The key point is that I am also afraid that Deyun will be gone and there will be no place to make money. My master Guo Degang, you know, right?"
"I know, I know, then it's settled. I'll go home now and pick you up tomorrow."
"I'm going, but I don't know what your master's temper is like?"
"Hey." Leng Buding got to the point, Qi Yuncheng clapped his hands, "That's right, if you don't know that your temper has offended me, I will also punish me. Let's practice it here, because I am very familiar with our master.
, I will play the role of our master.
Let's have a conversation and see if we can say the taboo word. If we can't, I'll be relieved."
"Okay! You play your master, and I play my grandpa's grandson."
"Great, it's like I didn't say anything. Then help me if you're tired and move the table to the side!"
"Okay."
The two people got together and lifted the table to the right side of the stage. This task is somewhat similar to Fu Shou Quan, which can be seen from the general framework.
After it's done.
Qi Yuncheng spoke near the table, "This is our master's desk. I'll find another chair and make some simple changes."
"Okay, one is probably enough." Luan Yunping said.
"I'll bring you over in a while and practice it carefully." As they talked, the two people returned to the microphone, but Qi Yuncheng had a white handkerchief in his hand, cut it into a strip, and tied it directly to Luan Yunping's right arm.
Then he held his head with one hand.
It feels like holding a prisoner's hand.
Luan Yunping pointed to the white handkerchief, "Wait a minute, what are you doing? Why do I want to donate blood?"
"What about donating blood! I just took you out for convenience in a while. Because I was afraid that you would run away. After all, I couldn't find you after looking for you for a long time. I kept beating in my heart. I finally saw you today. I must not let you leave me.
sight."
Luan Yunping immediately understood, "Okay, okay, whatever you say is what it is!"
"Then come with us."
Pulling the white handkerchief on his partner's hand, Qi Yuncheng led the group in a large circle on the stage. When he returned to the microphone, he pointed around and said.
"This is our concierge. There are several people in the concierge. You have to meet them properly, otherwise they will keep causing trouble for you."
"You give me an introduction."
Stretching out his hand, Qi Yuncheng made high and low gestures, "This is the king's head, this is the horse's head, this is the Zhang's head, this is the Zhao's head."
After the introduction, Luan Yunping looked at the audience and said, "Wang Ma Zhang Zhao? Have you arrived at Kaifeng Mansion?"
"What are you doing in Kaifeng Mansion?"
"What do you call me?"
"Zhan Zhao!!"
Shocked!
Still not understanding what it was, Luan Yunping was a fool. She broke away and backed away quickly, "What the hell is going on."
Pulling up the white handkerchief again, Qi Yuncheng explained, "Nickname! When I was a kid, I always loved watching the young boy Bao Qingtian. To be honest, you are like Zhan Zhao, you always praise me like this."
"That's good, I thought..."
"It's okay. I'm going to give the master a message now. You wait outside."
"Hey, I'll be waiting."
Turning around, Qi Yuncheng paused, walked around to the table where he had just moved, and said respectfully: "Go back to the master, Luan Yunping asked me to catch him."
After speaking, Qi Yuncheng came to the table, sat down and filmed Xingmu playing the role of a master, "Why did it take so long?"
Qi Yuncheng hurriedly stood up and came to the table again. This was the scene of back and forth. The audience below looked happy and kept flipping.
"That's it, he! He wasn't in Yanjing, but he went to Nanjing! He pretended to talk about cross talk in the venue and didn't dare to say anything. He followed him back to the hotel and found two machine guns and a box of counterfeit banknotes.
Master, you don’t know anything about punishment, he has done it all.”
Taking another step, Qi Yuncheng sat back at the table and said loudly: "That's awesome! Bring him up to me."
Finally finished.
The actor was busy on the stage, then returned to Luan Yunping and said happily.
"Luan Yunping!! The Master is happy, so come with me to see the Master."
"Come on."
Luan Yunping was listening just now and waved her hands, "No, I can't do this job. I heard everything you said just now."
"What did you hear?"
"What? What happened to Luan Yunping? Did she get caught?"
"What kind of ears?" Qi Yuncheng couldn't admit it at all and started to make up words, "What I said is, Luan Yunping asked me to be tricked by a thief. In Yanjing dialect, a thief was tricked."
"Did I hear wrongly?"
"Your ears are wet."
Luan Yunping was worried and asked again, "What's the matter with pretending to talk about cross talk?"
"When talking about cross talk in the venue, you can't act like a boy and pretend to be a girl? Are you pretending?"
"Chasing them all the way to the hotel?"
"Can I say stay in a small hotel? Isn't the hotel high-end?"
"Turned out two machine guns?"
Qi Yuncheng spread his hands and rhymed: "I said you can sing Bangzi tune."
"And there are counterfeit banknotes?"
"I can also sing about the falling lotus."
"Sir, please don't use punishment?"
"It's done."
"He did it all?"
"Everything is fine."
After a conversation, Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng and said in disbelief: "Did I hear every word wrong? Not a word of it is right?"
"You should pick your ears, now you understand."
"Got it."
"Okay, I've made an agreement with our master, but I have to tell you something, because you can't go in and act so arrogantly, you have to put your hands back.
It’s best to put your hands together!”
"Put them together?" Luan Yunping said and made a move, holding her hands together, "Doesn't this look good?"
Qi Yuncheng stared and nodded, "It doesn't matter. Our master thinks you are so honest. But don't hold your hands like this. You can separate your hands a little.
Just the two wrists are touching each other."
"Then it would be better for me to separate a little bit."
"You are smart and you can learn it as soon as you learn it. Come with me to see the master."
After making Luan Yunping look like he was shackled, Qi Yuncheng grabbed the white handkerchief on his arm and cleared his throat, "Luan Yunping is here~~mighty~~"
Seeing that the sound was wrong, Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to cover her partner's mouth without saying a word, "What's going on? Are you going to court? Are you so powerful?"
"Why are you going to court? You don't understand! There are too many people in our house who love you. But when you entered rashly, everyone was surrounded by you in an instant.
In order to alleviate the trouble for you, if I shout "powerful", important people and things may come and not come out."
"Then let me thank you." Luan Yunping believed it immediately and had no doubts at all.
"Here we go."
Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan on the table and took Luan Yunping into the house. At the same time, Luan Yunping looked like she was shackled.
But when I walked to the table, I immediately said, "It's time to kneel."
"Huh??"
"I saw the master, ten thousand a minute."
"Okay, okay."
Putting down her coat with both hands, Luan Yunping knelt down on one knee in the direction of the table, while Qi Yuncheng stood up behind her and said, "Kneel down! Kneel straight! Even if it's horizontal outside, it's still horizontal inside. We don't plant sorghum in the lobby, and we don't plant black beans in the second hall."
, I have to buy my own shoes if they break. Please kneel down straight for me.
Damn it!!"
He kicked Luan Yunping in the back, and with a loud thud, he was knocked down like a dog.
Suddenly, the audience was shouting, this kind of action scene is rare.
Luan Yunping fell to the ground and was at a loss. She slowly got up and looked at Qi Yuncheng holding a fan for nearly two or three seconds before helplessly uttering a sentence, "That's you, or I won't do this job!"
Hahahahaha!
Luan Yunping, who seemed to have broken through the defense, made the whole theater laugh.
As for this life, to be honest, it has been out of touch with the times. It is completely a state of survival, because the baggage is really not much, and it is all performed by personal laughter.
But this is a traditional program and cannot be put down no matter what.
As for the program of grand trial and confession, the emphasis is on the confession.
To act out the process of an artist being deceived by a government servant, the old artist could not directly satirize the master on the stage, so he used a subtle monkey trick to satirize the people sitting behind the table.
If this were placed in the old society, Qi Yuncheng could imagine how interesting and entertaining the people watching this cross talk would be.
Because it is a situation that is really close to their lives. Unfortunately, modern people can no longer relate to this feeling. After all, they are very unfamiliar with yamen and masters.
Of course, sometimes crosstalk actors in the past were unlucky because of their ability to speak.
However, they still have to pass it on to the younger generations. There are not many traditional jokes in the past. If we forget about it again, the wisdom of the old gentlemen will really disappear in the long river of history.
"What on earth do you mean."
Amid the lively laughter in the theater, Luan Yunping held her waist and asked.
Qi Yuncheng quickly stretched out his hand to stop him and said calmly: "I'm not blaming you. What I just said was not to you, but to our master."
Luan Yunping pointed to the table, curious, "Why are you scolding your master?"
"Oh." Qi Yuncheng sighed and began to complain, "You don't know that he asked me to look for you at this time last year. I don't know where you are. You are too busy, flying here and there every day.
I have broken so many shoes in such a long time, and the master has not repaid me, I feel angry.
But do I dare to tell him? In fact, I pretended to tell you, but actually scolded him."
"You scolded him, but it was me you kicked! It's so realistic."
Luan Yunping bent down and picked up an object. This was exactly what he saw when he fell down just now, "Why is there a nail on the ground?"
Bringing the nail over, Qi Yuncheng didn't know where so many things about this traditional cross talk come from. He subconsciously expressed concern, fearing that he would be scratched by it when he fell just now.
"It's okay."
"It's okay!"
"Then I'll leave it alone."
"Farewell, leave it there for the next show, Double Yellow Messenger."
Sentence after sentence.
The two people on the stage feel very good at this moment. It can be seen that the life is just like this, and then the performance is based on the actor's own behavioral characteristics and language characteristics.
The whole journey was very easy and smooth.
At the same time, he silently grasped the time in his heart, as if the bigger the venue, the more strict he would be.
I said before that I would not allow any works of gods and ghosts, and I would temporarily replace them with others.
But when they were performing, there were people behind the curtain the whole time.
Shaobing will definitely bear the brunt of watching the performance. At the end of the year, the master will praise him. He will learn from the feeling of the performance of the senior brother and the Luan team.
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It’s just that I haven’t stopped eating melon seeds in my mouth.
No matter where he went to perform, it was like returning to his own home, and he was never polite.
"Brother Cheng has been busy recently. He just came back from Nanjing and started telling this joke again."
Today's assistant actors include Shaobing and Zhang Helun.
These two people are from the Northeast and get along well when they are together.
"Brother Biscuit! Are you going to seal the box and pick up the mandarin jacket? Are you confident?" Zhang Helun said, grabbing a handful of melon seeds in the hand of the sesame cake, and at the same time there was a bag for garbage in his hand.
I don’t know how pleasant it is to eat.
"Confidence? As I said, I didn't have confidence in any situation. I didn't have confidence in the scene where the uncle was drinking. I don't even know what kind of mentality I had when I was caught up.
Okay, I’ll give it all to you.
Brother Cheng and the others are coming soon."
With a clatter, Shaobing gave all the melon seeds in his hand to Zhang Helun, and then went down to ask the little boy to put on his coat and prepare to go on stage to assist.
But I regretted it as soon as I went there. I ate too many melon seeds and my mouth became dry.
I drank several sips of water.
Seeing this, Master Xie Jing in the background wondered if all Northeastern people were like buffalo.
But without saying much, he usually comes to the Nanjing branch to perform. This time Qi Yuncheng is going to perform in Nanjing, and he just happened to arrange an assistant.
But speaking of being a master, the actors backstage have not changed much except for their names.
Luan Yunping even often calls him Big Man.
It is indeed too tall. At 1.9 meters tall, anyone standing next to him will look short, let alone Guo Degang.