Chapter 468 Xiao Luan marries a transgender person?
In her arms, the little girl had fed her grandfather biscuits two or three times in succession, and exchanged other cookies for her. She refused and immediately withdrew her little hand.
During this process, Qi Yuncheng stood by and suspected that his daughter did it on purpose.
But Qi Yuncheng knew it was not intentional. He thought it was delicious, and if he was told that it was more generous, he would definitely feed it to Grandpa Guo.
"Grandpa, eat!"
Taking another small piece, Xixi handed it over.
"Okay, my dear, stop feeding me. If I feed you again, Grandpa Guo will be gone."
Xixi: "Eat!"
"Don't eat it, just eat it yourself."
Hurry up and bring your daughter over. Qi Yuncheng has finally solved his master's problem. Today he has to seal the box. There is a problem with his master. Let's tell the truth.
Guo Degang didn't think much of it. Although he couldn't eat anything sweet, it wouldn't have much impact.
"Your wife will be back soon. Xiaoyue and the others are busy at work now. You go in and take a look first."
"Okay, let me take my daughter to visit by the way. She loves to eat just like her mother. She is happy every time she enters the kitchen."
Holding his daughter in his arms, Qi Yuncheng went over to take a look.
Guo Degang, on the other hand, checked his blood sugar a little bit. It wasn't just that he ate a few biscuits. Xiaoyue came over and got him some fruit before the critical moment.
Taken together, you have to pay attention.
So Qi Yuncheng rescued him in time, otherwise he would have been in trouble.
Although a grandpa can refuse, he can't bear it. The little girl feeds herself, but she doesn't eat. What if she becomes unhappy?
My little face felt aggrieved, and it hurt more than anything else.
Fortunately, when the blood sugar was tested, it was found that there was not much change after eating this kind of biscuit, otherwise it would be impossible to eat this kind of food in the future.
"Hey, the little girl has grown so big, and Fenyang is the same. Both little ones are quite cute."
With a sigh, Guo De just took a sip of water and asked several Crane Branch disciples to look at the child. Then he also went to the kitchen to have a look, preparing to make a meal by himself.
I haven’t done it for a long time. My wife usually does it.
"Come on, get out of the way! Cut up the cucumbers. Are those fish ready?"
Yue Yunpeng stood near the pool, "It's done."
"You have to empty my refrigerator when you come here."
Meng Hetang quickly ran over and tied the master's apron. After tying it, he stood by and waited to see, "Master, what are you doing for us?"
"Let's get the fish first, the rest is easy, you can do it yourself."
The crucian carp is not big, about as long as a hand, but there are several of them, otherwise it would not be enough for them to eat.
"We Tianjin people all know how to eat fish, otherwise why would your wife be so good at it? If your wife is not here today, I will do it!
Try mine and see how unpalatable it is. My skill is to make it taste as unpalatable as possible. But if any of you are left alive today, I will slam the table and fall out with you."
"That's impossible, sesame cakes, Xiaoyue and other foodies are here." Qi Yuncheng held his daughter and watched from the side. The reason why he carried her into the kitchen was to smoke it, so that he would not have to cook like her mother in the future. One is enough for you, let alone two.
Xixi, who was obviously being held in her arms, was very interested in these ingredients, especially the fish her grandfather brought. She stared back and forth, she really likes small animals.
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But she likes mature animals.
After Guo Degang noticed it, he felt even better cooking, "The little girl is the audience, right? Her eyes are staring, and she wants to eat?
Qiling gets the girl some cucumbers and cuts them into small strips to see if she eats them."
After the words fell, Dalin turned around and got it. Qi Yuncheng didn't stop him, just pretending to be grinding his teeth for her.
A while.
After the fish was packed and put into the pot, Xixi got excited while biting the cucumber strips, and screamed loudly as she listened to the sizzling sound.
"How do you know you can eat fish today?"
Guo De just laughed, and then the meal became lively.
Whatever Xixi orders, he, as a grandfather, will do.
It’s just the moment when the mistress comes home and the food is ready to eat.
I don’t know how troublesome it is, because my daughter wants to eat fish, and Qi Yuncheng picks at her the whole time, not letting go at all, otherwise she will not be able to bear it.
After finishing their meal and resting for a while, at six or seven o'clock, a group of people set off to the Beizhan Theater for a box-sealing performance.
The passing of one year after another has witnessed the growth of many people, especially Xixi who is over one year old.
But this year is still a little different.
That means Shaobing will play the role of wearing a mandarin jacket!
He has been preparing for this for who knows how long.
Even after Door Opener ends.
Still working with Master and Uncle.
Now they don't have to say it word for word, just some general baggage, and what kind of performance style the master wants him to maintain.
The style and conditions of the sesame cake may not make it a big hit, but many people like it very much.
After all, he is the blabbermouth of a northeastern bastard.
"Brother Cheng, look! Am I good-looking or not?"
At the opening of the Beijing Exhibition, one program was performed one after another, and it was almost time for the fourth program.
Shaobing changed into clothes and showed off in front of Qi Yuncheng.
Today he wore a blue coat and a brown mandarin jacket. It was particularly awkward. At least he chose a color to match. He didn't match it at all.
The key hair shape is a mohawk, which is weird. Why would you want to cut your hair like this?
"Good-looking!" Qi Yuncheng said against his will as he held his walking daughter in the background, otherwise what else could he do?
"By the way, Brother Cheng, we agreed! Finally, I want to ask you to come up and perform."
"I know, give it your best, and I will finally praise you."
"Of course. Also, before I appeared on "The Swordsman" and performed cross talk to discredit Master, my meager number of fans kept rising."
"Don't be upset, prepare to go by yourself."
Shaobing still has the mentality of a child now. The more carefree a person is, the harder it is for him to hide things in his heart. But when he gets married and has children, his mentality will change drastically.
Everyone is like this, and a sense of responsibility can easily change a person.
About ten minutes.
Here comes the fourth program.
Curtain announcement on stage.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Ma Guapa"! Shaobing, Yu Qian, Guo Degang!"
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"Oh!!"
"Uncle! I love you!!"
"Teacher Guo, I love you!"
……
Three people came out, and the audience was collectively agitated.
As for the mandarin jacket removal this time, it is indeed a little different. It may be because of the influence of Qi Yuncheng in this life, which caused the story to be advanced.
The joke about taking off the mantle after sesame seed cakes has been brought to the present.
But it was nothing. On the contrary, he said it very well. After the show, he slowly got into the real life.
Shaobing waved his hand behind the microphone, "I just looked away. I don't want my cloud words anymore."
Guo Degang looked at his apprentice at the edge, "One cloud character is worth several crane characters."
"That's just internal digestion, it's useless."
"Oh?" Yu Qian looked at the Shaobing and wondered, "Do you mean to quit?"
Leng Buding turned his head and pointed at Yu Qian, "Uncle, are you talking to me?"
Yu Qian suddenly lost his guard, "What do you mean by anus!"
Hahahahaha!
The theater was filled with laughter.
Guo Degang waved his hands repeatedly from the side, "I don't even understand!"
"Hey, Northeastern people understand this!" Shaobing acted like a Northeastern gangster, "This is a gangster thing,"
Looking at that state, Guo Degang added another sentence, "I'm confused. I've taught one or two people over the years? They speak Northeastern dialect!"
Looking at his partner and then at his child, Yu Qian didn't care. He spread his hands, shook his body in Dese, and said in Northeastern dialect: "Are you interested in saying this?"
Hahahahaha!
"The uncle is your uncle after all."
"This is Northeast gangsters vs. Yanjing veterans!"
"This part of the uncle is so amazing, I was completely assimilated into the sesame cake."
……
When we took the photo together, no one in the audience or the actors in the side scenes did not laugh silly.
Guo Degang almost couldn't hold it back. He lowered his head to hold back his laughter and quickly stopped his senior brother. If this was right, he would have to die. They didn't show up for the whole performance.
It’s just that you understand a skeleton and some important baggage.
And Shaobing was equally confused. Unexpectedly, he didn't expect the uncle to come so suddenly. He subconsciously pulled up his sleeves, shook his head and said: "Do you think your words will shake the relationship between us?"
"What did you say?" Yu Qian recovered and took the lead with support.
"Did I say I was leaving?"
"You took off the cloud word, why are you still here?"
Shaobing sneered, put his right hand on his waist with his exposed arm and asked, "Have I used it?"
"..."
This time Yu Qian was confused. He looked at Guo Degang and said, "Look, I still have no words to answer."
Guo Degang was also laughing, "Just one sentence stuck in the lung tube."
Clapping his hands together, Shaobing said happily: "Others say it's sad to pick characters, sad~~"
"No, there's no way I'm sad." Yu Qian stopped.
This time Shaobing's voice became a little quieter. He glanced at the master at the far side and asked, "Can this be said or not?"
"It's a new year, have a good time." Guo Degang responded.
Shaobing: "I don't care anyway, take it away! Shaobing, take it away!"
Yu Qian and Guo Degang said in unison: "Why did you take that away? There are no more sesame seeds."
"Next time, your disciples don't talk about clouds and cranes in the sky, and dragons soaring all over the world. Just call them large intestine, meat pie, and g!"
"Fuck! You know how to write these two words: I am the one." Guo Degang nodded at his apprentice.
"A leather spatula from a dishwashing wire!"
"Is this the dishwasher?"
"Just call it this name, just like the old gentleman calls Zhang Fool, Xiao Mogu, which word does the old gentleman use? It doesn't matter!"
"Let's stick to our reality!"
At this point, Yu Qian opened his mouth and wanted to get back to the topic, otherwise he wouldn’t know how much he would have to say.
But Shaobing’s mouth was not easy to stop, so he continued talking.
"How long will it take for you to accept an astrologer apprentice? You can accept any word, there are too many words. Yinwentolowski, take it away, right!
From now on I will tear people apart and burn Trotsky to pieces!"
At this time, Yu Qian also played with the child the whole time and laughed, "I still haven't taken off the fever."
"Bake Trotsky!"
Talk and enjoy.
On the stage, it all depends on the sesame cakes.
The old couple couldn't stop them even if they wanted to, so Guo Degang directly picked up a doll on the table and threw it at it.
As soon as he smashed the sesame cakes, he decisively started to fight. Guo Degang hit someone.
It’s so helpless.
During this process, Qi Yuncheng watched the performance of Shaobing and felt that it was also very good.
Not to mention his man-man-coat-shaking, the several man-man-coat-shaking games that Shaobing was praised for were very fun, with his own style and a lot of laughs.
But the ancestor didn’t give me food.
You must know that he also has basic skills and has been learning since he was a child.
However, with this mouthful, no one in Deyun, except for Xiaosi Cao Heyang, could stop him, which made Qi Yuncheng subconsciously look to the side.
Xiao Si noticed at the side screen that he was smacking melon seeds in his eyes and responded, "What's wrong, senior brother? Do you want to eat melon seeds?"
"Eat it yourself!"
"Brother, Brother Pancake, this is a good package, Pancake Trotsky! Why isn't he called Trotsky Pancake?"
Yes, these two people really have the same thinking.
Qi Yuncheng shook his head and continued watching the performance.
After that, Liang Zi was pretty much the same.
Shaobing was wearing a mandarin jacket, and he needed to cover up his master's lie. The first was that he did it himself, and the second was that he couldn't call Yue Yunpeng to come over and help.
After finally completing the relationship.
Guo Degang started talking nonsense to Yu Qian again.
"Go! Come play with me, go to Naodalia and go for a swim in the waves!"
"How many times have I been here."
"But we are always bored there. Let's ask someone to go. Teacher Yu, if you don't go, I can't help but ask my beloved disciple to go."
Guo Degang made a gesture of calling, "Ping'er, come on! There is a golden sea in Australia. You are not allowed to wade through the waves in the middle, but you are allowed to wade in the surrounding areas.
Luan Yunping said I want to go, but I have to wait until later."
Yu Qian wondered, "What?"
"I'm getting married these days, and I'm marrying a transgender person."
"Oops!"
Hearing Guo Degang's nonsense again, Yu Qian covered his face and was helpless. He paused and asked, "Wait a minute, Xiao Luan will get married to a transgender person?"
"Yeah!" Guo Degang nodded, "What's wrong? How about marrying a saber-toothed tiger?"
"Don't bother! Let's marry a transsexual, at least as a person."
After making a conversation, Yu Qian looked at his old partner and said, "You are talking nonsense."
"Why am I talking nonsense?"
"Xiao Luan is our child, marrying a transgender person?"
"Really!"
"Is that true?"
"Don't believe it?"
"That's right!"
Guo Degang raised his hand and pointed at the sesame seed cakes he was playing with, "If you don't believe me, ask him."
Looking back, Yu Qian turned to the side of Shaobing and said after a few seconds of silence.
"This time it has nothing to do with chemistry, and it has nothing to do with animal husbandry. Of course, it may have something to do with it."
After saying this, the audience below heard a lot of laughter. After all, what Guo Degang said was indeed a bit unbelievable.
"This time, Xiao Luan! That is, Luan Yunping recently got married to a transgender person. Do you know about this?"
"This...I..."
Shaobing couldn't think of such a thing, and he started to stutter when he spoke, "I haven't been with him recently. My son, he loves his disciple.
It is impossible for us two to play together. There is no room for two tigers in one mountain.
Someone understands him."
"Who knows?"
"His partner Qi Yuncheng! He must know!"
"Anyone can do it as long as they can explain it."