Backstage, suddenly thinking of this, Guo Degang shouted, "Do you want to go to the drum music club to join in the fun?"
Yue Yunpeng's expression next to him made him cry. It's not like he didn't know his level.
If you join in the fun by yourself, you will lose face to Master.
So my head was shaking like a rattle, "Master, what am I going to do? I can't learn the big drum, and there are so many old gentlemen talking about it, I'm even more nervous!
At most, the lively atmosphere of the opening is over, so I can sneak over and have some fun."
"You're still sneaking around, let's see what you can do."
Yue Yunpeng was so happy when his master called him stupid, otherwise what else could he have done? If he couldn't, he just couldn't.
In the past, the most I could do was sing a bamboo board, and it was still unknown whether I could tune it in.
Turning his eyes back, Guo Degang had no choice but to continue chatting with the children in the background, especially Xixi.
As long as she saw the things in the backstage, she asked her apprentices to get them after she asked for them.
Because the actors have received a lot of gifts, she can't be greedy after seeing them.
Let alone to a certain extent.
For sesame seed cakes, Luan Yunping and the others took her backstage to pick out various things, almost like a wealthy lady.
As for the child, Qi Yuncheng sat aside and watched happily, but in his heart he was worried about her, hoping that she would have a better personality when she grew up and not develop such a spoiled temper.
But this has to be attributed to education.
When it comes to education, he is not very good at it. Who has that experience when having a child for the first time?
All we can do is take care of our children as well as possible.
But after playing backstage for a while, Guo Qiling, Kong Yunlong and others finished their performances one after another, and it was finally time for Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping to come on stage to talk cross talk.
As soon as the two people took the stage wearing coats of the same color, the audience's welcome was still loud.
At the same time, Qi Yuncheng started purchasing goods again.
There are many gifts for your daughter.
"Thank you all! Today is Deyun's box-packing performance. Another year is over, and Luan Yunping next to me can still come to the scene."
"What do you mean you can still come to the scene?" Luan Yunping asked curiously behind the table.
"Didn't you get married? Married a transgender!"
"Okay! This is still connected. What does it mean to marry a transgender person?"
"You're kidding!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "You can only joke like this if you have a good relationship."
"That's true."
"Don't look at Luan Yunping like this. She is learning violin at the age of three!" Suddenly Qi Yuncheng made a sign with a three and praised her.
"It's early."
"Because when I was born, everyone looked at me and thought, oh, this child is messed up."
"What's going on?"
"Others held it cute when they were little, but he held it..."
Qi Yuncheng tilted his neck and learned a facial expression, and Luan Yunping immediately said with emotion, "Then why do I have to learn right and wrong?"
"Parents are also worried." Qi Yuncheng said while adjusting the microphone, "Fathers just say, ouch..."
"Fathers?"
Hahaha!
Luan Yunping just responded with a sudden response, maybe it hit the point of laughter, and an audience member in the front row kept laughing.
Qi Yuncheng looked over and said quickly, "Look at this happy person, okay, you are here!"
"What a mess."
The audience was also happy after talking about it.
When he was happy, Qi Yuncheng said seriously, "You can't let people have fun in vain, it costs money!"
"You are willing to risk me. I don't have that many fathers."
"Your father, your uncle, and the relatives at home are worried. This kid is like this!" Qi Yuncheng imitated another way of tilting his head.
"In the end, I had no choice but to learn violin."
"Hey." Luan Yunping nodded at the side, "I'm not even disabled if I learn the violin.
Disease."
"I play the violin well."
Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner, "I heard that the music industry praises you."
"What?"
"The best shit ever!"
One sentence.
The more than two thousand people sitting there understood what it meant, and Luan Yunping even smiled and said, "I just finished eating and had a good bowel movement."
"We ordinary people can't learn this."
"Of course, I have talent."
"So Captain Luan is an amazing person, I have to learn from you in this aspect."
Luan Yunping suddenly asked, "You want to learn from me?"
"But I can't do this. I'm very active. I can play football or something if I have something to do."
After speaking, Qi Yuncheng went crazy, punching and kicking behind the microphone, and finally kicked him a few times, and then said breathlessly.
"No, I've never beaten anyone before, so I can't keep up with my strength."
Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng, "It doesn't matter, you can let Li Hebiao beat him, he is professional!"
Xu~~
I satirized what happened back then, and there were bursts of cheers below.
This is what Qi Yuncheng wants. He smiled and said: "You guys who are making noises have certificates or not!"
"Are you playing football?" Luan Yunping asked, bringing the topic back.
"Of course later we organized a small team to play football together. Football is a men's sport. After playing for a long time, they even gave me a nickname."
"Call?"
"I'm embarrassed to say it!" Qi Yuncheng was a little shy and covered his face, "It seems a bit bragging."
"It's okay, let's listen."
"They say I'm Sherlock Holmes on the court!"
"Did you hide the ball?"
"No!" Qi Yuncheng quickly thought again, "I am Bill Gates on the court!"
"Aren't they next to each other?"
"Sai Yuqian on the court!"
"Okay? Play football with a perm on your head? Hold a beer bottle?"
Hahahahaha!
While laughing, Qi Yuncheng was a little confused, "I don't know, it's just something on the court. Anyway, I'm very active and like to come here.
But you are better than me."
"No." Luan Yunping shook her head.
"I just said it's so peaceful to play the violin! It's especially nice to read books, all those classical masterpieces. They're different from the ones I bought online. They're all vertical, the yellow ones."
"It's an old book."
Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and turned the pages of the book with his left and right hands. He looked at it carefully and suddenly became happy, "Ouch! Hahaha! I bought it. Who would read the market if I have this?"
"What a mess."
Luan Yunping pushed it, and all the young and old men below didn't understand it, and they even thought about where to buy it.
"What am I looking at?"
"It's that thread-bound book, in traditional Chinese."
"Then why are you talking about buying? What the hell?"
Qi Yuncheng didn't want them to think wrong and quickly explained, "Some are printed copies, and some are scanned and put on a disk to read on the computer.
Serious stuff, what do you think?"
Luan Yunping responded speechlessly, "It's a book!"
"We're showing it off backstage, have you seen it, everyone?" Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and said proudly, "Song version, this is from the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty. The backstage education is low.
[In view of the general environment,
He's just a college student, so he doesn't know traditional Chinese characters.
He is happy. Come, let me read it to you.
But when I was about to read, someone asked me, what kind of book is this? There are children in the background. Is there anything that children can’t listen to?"
Luan Yunping nodded, "It's a bit of a guarantee."
"Yo!" Qi Yuncheng plays Luan
Yunping was in a daze, "If you can't listen, I'll skip it for you."
"Can we compare to such a person?" Qi Yuncheng said in a state of great admiration, "But I also said that I am more active and like to travel and study! Just like him, I sit quietly and read a pornographic book and can't stand it.
!"
Luan Yunping tilted her head and asked, "You can only read the market?"
"Are you interested?"
"What is your hobby?"
"I like to do research and stuff! Sometimes I even work on a small invention, because people like us have quick minds, so I researched something, and I even discussed it with my daughter two days ago."
"Daughter?"
Not only Luan Yunping was happy when she said this, but the audience sitting below were even more so, "How old is she that she can still discuss with you? What did she do?"
"Build an earthquake prediction system!"
"Huo?" She was still smiling, but Luan Yunping held the table and looked at Qi Yuncheng with a feeling of admiration.
"Saving people from fire and water is not cheap."
"There has to be a cost."
"The whole system together costs more than 30 million!"
"How dare you spend it?"
Qi Yuncheng was very indifferent, "Look, you don't have that heart. Money doesn't matter in the face of disaster! It's all plugged in at once, and my forecasting system forecasts it one second ahead!"
"Okay..." Just as he was about to boast, Luan Yunping suddenly understood and complained, "Is there still time to run? I will die inside after the forecast is over."
"I work hard, but I can still change it! It can predict one second, and it can predict two seconds!"
"Five seconds are too late."
"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng said, "Five seconds may take several years!"
"What have you studied? This is..."
"The main thing is that I have not been idle these years since I was in college, so I can study things. I was in school back then..."
As he said this, Qi Yuncheng began to wipe off cold sweat.
"You said you felt guilty, right?" Luan Yunping looked at him and said.
"I went to school! I really, I went to school."
"Okay." Luan Yunping said happily, "Then I have to ask you."
"No, no, no, no!"
Qi Yuncheng was instantly frightened and quickly stopped him, which made the audience below extremely happy. They all knew that De Yun Dou and his academic level were very poor, especially Yun Zi Ke.
So Qi Yuncheng is no exception.
"It's easy to negotiate! You said how much it was, but you didn't ask me?"
Luan Yunping waved her hand, "This has nothing to do with money. Didn't you go to school? Where did you go to school?"
"Haha!"
Qi Yuncheng continued to wipe his cold sweat, and even wiped his head with a white handkerchief, "If I tell you, I will scare you to death."
"No!"
"Springfield Flower Kindergarten!"
"So you and your daughter are classmates? Does she take care of you, or do you take care of her?"
Hahahahaha!
As soon as the two actors came together, the audience laughed a lot. It is normal for Qi Yuncheng to take care of his daughter. What is ridiculous is that his daughter takes care of Qi Yuncheng.
Think about how exciting the scene is.
You must know that Xixi is only over a year old now and can only walk.
"Fuck you, you'd better say it literally."
"There are no words for this."
At this moment, Luan Yunping did not follow the words. Who told him to mention some girls before?
I didn’t expect this.
And this is normal, the dialogue is not the dialogue, and often depends on the actor's self-expression after taking the stage.
Sometimes even if you do the job right, your performance may be temporary when you get to the stage
The jokes you come up with are always better than the right ones.
This is experience.
At the same time, the audience sat in the Beizhan Theater and watched what Luan Yunping became like following Qi Yuncheng.
A partner can change a person too easily.
We all know how to fight back, which has never happened before. Quanghuo’s style is very traditional.
In this way, a cross talk performance continued, and then at the end of Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's performance.
The audience loves them very much and can't wait to take a few more looks when the box is sealed.
So when they came on stage and when they came off stage, their voices were all gone, and it seemed that the audience was very excited just by seeing them.
Luan Yunping was a little better, but Qi Yuncheng was like this whenever he showed up. He was in a similar state when he went to the small theater to airborne.
Even after getting married, many girls still like her.
Regarding this, Qi Yuncheng is sometimes very confused because he always feels that he is not worthy.
After someone became popular, people would praise him wherever he went. It’s easy to have a bad attitude, otherwise even Yue Yunpeng would be a little inflated before.
And the show is over.
Only the bottom two and bottom two shows are left among the sealed performances.
The two programs together last just over an hour.
So we soon came to the end of the sealing session.
The completion represents the end of a year's performance.
So when Guo Degang finished talking about the real work and asked the actors to come up, they were all very emotional, and they were getting more and more excited every year.
The children have grown up, they are really old.
Sometimes Guo Degang really feels that his physical condition is not enough, because he is in his early forties.
How young can you be? When you were young, you could sing, jump, and shout, but now you are far behind.
"The children are all here, right?" Guo Degang looked at everyone and asked.
"They should all be here!!"
Yu Qian looked at it with his hands behind his back and responded after making sure.
As soon as he responded, the audience was still shouting.
"One less!!"
"One missing? Who is missing?" Guo Degang was very curious.
"Xixi!"
"It's bad!" Yu Qiandu was delighted, "She was playing with her pile of toys in the background and she didn't have time to come up."
Guo Degang also said, "The child has been out of schedule since he was a child and is busier than his father, so we won't bother him.
So now that people are here, you can choose actors for you, seize the opportunity, and it will be gone after tonight."
"Qi Yuncheng!!"
"Yuncheng!!"
"Qi Yuncheng!"
……
Immediately, another large group of people shouted, and Guo Degang listened with a smile on his face, "Don't worry, I will satisfy you. Come, bring up the sesame cakes."
As always, he did not follow the routine, and the audience sat down and had nothing to do with Teacher Guo.
Shaobing is on stage with a mohawk on its head.
"I, let me sing a shoeshine."
"It seems that I just taught one or two people." Guo Degang was speechless.
"I want my partner to come up."
"Okay, come on."
"Hey!"
As soon as I agreed, Xiaosi stood up behind me.
Yu Qian was curious beside him, "What can Xiaosi do when he comes up?"
Xiaosi didn't answer, and without saying anything, he happily clapped his hands to help get the rhythm going for the sesame biscuits.
Many people were happy to see this, and Guo Degang even complained, "Just this one thing, the two kids have been rehearsing it for a month."