Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 494 Okay! My masters little piggy! I dont know how short he is!
Chapter 494 Okay! My masters little piggy! I dont know how short he is!
"I think it's time for Deyun to have her own plane."
"Teacher Yu Qian, you are confused. Wouldn't it be over if you just let Sydney fly over?"
"First I go to the barber shop to get my hair permed, then I go to a restaurant to have a drink, and then I smoke a cigarette. A few hours go by in an instant."
"Let Teacher Sun Yue lie down on the plane to ensure that the wings of the plane will not tremble!"
"Add two hundred to help Mr. Hou save a plane."
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Yu Qian asked for help with a small amount of money, and the comments from domestic viewers were more interesting than the last, all of which were about Deyun Society.
There is no practical way.
However, I didn't expect anyone over there to have any ideas, so I just sent a small comment about the situation.
After a while, the Marquis even paid out the meager amount, saying that he didn't even have two hundred and couldn't save it.
After Qi Yuncheng saw it, he could only read the comments on his mobile phone.
Really don't know what to do.
Can only wait.
A group of fellow students even tried to kill time in the terminal, and finally a large group of men gathered around to play with melon seeds.
It's downright boring.
Cell phones are not fun.
Even Luan Yunping joined in, showing that there was nothing to do.
Fortunately, an hour or two passed, and with God's blessing, Deyun finally received the notification that she could fly, and quickly packed up and got ready to go.
But when other passersby boarded the plane, agent Wang Hai called everyone together to collect their tickets.
It's too late.
Originally there were still five hours before the show, but now there are only more than two hours left. It is impossible to catch up on the original train.
So I changed all my flights.
Change to the fastest itinerary.
So he spoke.
"We have no other choice now. We can only ensure that Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu go there first! The rest of the actors will go in pairs if they can. The air tickets are tight and the weather is just right."
No one had anything to say about this.
But there is another problem, Luan Yunping mentioned, "They all need to transfer. Even if the master and uncle arrive, there will be transfer time for the luggage and coat, and I am afraid it will be too late."
Even ours."
Wang Hai sighed, he was the busiest person today, "Don't worry about clothes, the main thing is to arrive first."
"Yes!" Guo Degang also said, "We will think of a way when we get there. The soldiers will come to cover up the water and the earth! Get ready to get on the plane!"
After saying this, the group of people dispersed.
A few minutes later, a group of disciples were the first to see the master, and the master left.
The rest of the actors in the terminal will depend on their luck in air tickets. If they can arrange it, they will transfer immediately. The arrival time may be half an hour later than the first two.
The difference is not big, it just takes a little more time to perform.
The main luggage arrived and there was no time to wait.
After a while, it was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's turn to set off. They were lucky enough to have Xiaoyue, Sun Yue, Meng Hetang, Shaobing and others behind.
But I couldn't care less, so I just left.
After getting on the plane, the two of them changed trains before finally arriving in Sydney.
But when we got off the Sydney plane, it was almost eight o'clock.
The place opened early.
The two people almost ran out of the airport, but even so, the organizer's car to pick them up couldn't fly, so they had to wait quietly for about fifteen minutes.
"This is what happened! How many times have we been trapped."
Luan Yunping looked out the window anxiously.
"Who knows?" Qi Yuncheng replied, but said nothing. He was not in the mood to chat, and he didn't know the specific situation.
Waiting until we finally get to the backstage of the Sydney venue.
The host saw them and spoke quickly.
"Teacher Qi, Teacher Luan! Please change your coats quickly!"
Qi Yuncheng's eyes turned and he saw several sets of coats placed in the background. There were not more than three sets, and the colors were different.
Pink, cyan, red!
"You choose the red one, I'll choose the green one!" Luan Yunping said.
It doesn’t matter if they match or not, just wear whatever you have at this time, as for where you got them.
After asking the staff, I found out it was the master. After getting off the plane, the uncle quickly contacted local cross talk enthusiasts to borrow clothes. Thanks to them, otherwise he would have to perform in his own clothes.
There is nothing wrong with a small theater. The actors and the audience are closer, but a large theater will give people a feeling of disrespect for the audience.
We both dressed up and went to the side curtain to see Master and Uncle's condition.
I found that the scene was full of pits and valleys. Thousands of people were very excited and lively watching the performance of the two elders. It was impossible to tell that Deyun had an accident.
But the clothes are really not much better.
The uncle is wearing a blue coat.
Blue coats are only worn by students, and he looked out of place.
Fortunately for Master, it is blue and black, which is consistent with the color of his general performances.
But the audience doesn't know this. They mainly look at the person, not the color of the clothes.
However, during the performance, Guo Degang and Yu Qian were not sure how long it would take for the next batch of actors to arrive. They had been talking for more than 40 minutes since the show started at 7:30.
It’s not a lot of time, but I don’t know how long it will take.
Afraid of something happening again.
The weather at the airport is hit or miss.
Fortunately, seeing the child in the background, the old couple quickly wiped away their sweat and found a reason to cry.
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Guo Degang: "(Crying) We have only been married for a few years. I always think about when we were young, the day after we met, you took me to the market to buy a diamond ring."
Yu Qian: "Do the wet markets sell diamond rings?"
Guo Degang: "You said you would talk to me more. That time you said a baby elephant was born in the zoo. You said you would take me to see the baby elephant, but you were too busy. You didn't even go when the baby elephant died of old age."
Yu Qian: "Good guy."
Guo Degang: "The child doesn't know what you are doing even when he is sleeping. Just leave if you are cruel."
Yu Qian: "Are you dead?"
Guo Degang: "No matter what, we two have to live together. Don't worry, I have to be worthy of you. I have to raise the child so that he can inherit your legacy."
Yu Qian: "That's great!"
Guo Degang: "Let him smoke, drink and perm his hair."
Yu Qian: "Fuck you."
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Ha ha ha ha!
"good!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The old couple bowed, and thunderous applause erupted from below. Every overseas colleague wanted to be famous because they loved cross talk and liked these two people so much.
When they went down, Qi Yuncheng, who was wearing a red coat, and Luan Yunping, who was wearing a green coat, were getting ready to play.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Zao Chu"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!"
I heard the names of two people and the actors coming out.
Thousands of people below gave them applause as always. Although they were abroad, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were still known to many people.
I bowed on stage and accepted some gifts.
Qi Yuncheng's heart was beating very fast, so he came over and ran all the way. He only rested for a while at the side curtain, which lasted less than five minutes.
"Thank you all! All my overseas colleagues came to listen to the cross talk in the evening, which is very happy for us actors.
At the same time, this year is also the 20th anniversary of Deyun, so I wish everyone a happy new year."
"It's all such a mess, can you stand it?"
When Luan Yunping complained, the audience burst out laughing.
The atmosphere is great here. It's rare to see actors and I'm very excited.
Qi Yuncheng also knew that he couldn't stand it, so he just talked randomly to ease his mood.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian, who had just left the curtain, couldn't stay any longer. They quickly called the children to check on the situation and see how long it would take for the next wave to arrive.
After making the call, I was immediately reassured when I found out that I had already landed at the airport. It only took twenty minutes to get here from the airport, so Qi Yuncheng and the others didn't have to rush.
But it was quite difficult to get there once, and both of us sweated a lot.
And you also have to take off your coat. A large group of actors only have four or five coats, and they can only wear one pair in pairs.
"Brother, if you hadn't caught up with me this time, you would never have the chance to wear student blue!" Guo De complained when he came backstage to drink water.
Yu Qian slowly put his coat aside and sat down to rest. His previously tense spirit completely relaxed, "No, this trip is quite busy. I really have to go through everything."
The two elders have calmed down and don't have anything to worry about. They behave calmly in front of the children because they need to give the children a backbone.
But who wouldn't be anxious if there was an accident? What should they do if the plane never flies?
After that, a series of things failed to impress overseas audiences.
This time the theater was in Sydney's Entertainment City, and more than 3,000 people were seated. Many of the 3,000 people came from other cities.
Even those who come by plane to listen may account for a quarter. If it is postponed, they will feel very guilty.
After resting for a while, the old couple calmed down.
Before they got off the airport, they didn't stop for a moment. Several people in their coats still contacted the audience. The audience said they were cross talk lovers, so they went to find them.
"Hey, let me call again and see if anyone else is on the plane."
Guo De just took out his mobile phone to call there, while Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were performing lively on the stage.
The audience watched them without any distraction.
Overseas performances are so rare, cherish every one.
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"You don't know what Luan Yunping's father is! He knows how to cook, stir-fry, stir-fry, stew, and stew. He knows how to make this dish just by looking at it. He is a folk cooking master."
"Have skills."
"At that time, his father and I lived next door, and he asked me if I wanted to learn from him. He considered me his apprentice."
Qi Yuncheng put his hands into his sleeves and shook his head, "I don't know how to cook, and I can't learn it. The old man is happy, it's okay, I'll teach you a unique skill first. No (second tone)!"
"no?"
Luan Yunping was puzzled behind the table. Don't say he was puzzled. The overseas audience was also the same. They didn't know what new terms had appeared in China.
Seeing that his partner didn't understand, Qi Yuncheng was happy, "You didn't even know that you were in college? I fell in love with you for nothing, is it a technical term in the chef industry?"
"What does that mean?"
Luan Yunping asked as she rolled up her sleeves. She was wearing a coat, but it was too big.
"For example, let's say your father has gone to work for someone. Let's hold a wedding here and ask your father to be the chef."
Looking in front of him, Qi Yuncheng raised his hand to gesture, and at the same time tugged on his sleeve, "The pork prepared by the house weighs about a hundred kilograms! Your father cut it into two pieces with one knife!
One piece is one pound, one piece is ninety-nine pounds."
"Is this called two pieces?"
"One pound of this is stewed for my family's wedding, and ninety-nine pounds is taken to my family. This is called Fou!"
Luan Yunping was stunned for a long time while holding the table, and finally loudened her voice, "This is stealing! What's wrong!"
Qi Yuncheng waved his hand and said very reasonably, "The cook will not harvest the grains unless he steals them. Why did you eat so well when you were a child and your little face pinched a pocket of oil? It's because your father came from everywhere."
"How about I pinch a pocketful of lard?"
"Sometimes your dad does this when he's cooking at home, and he gets it up when he's cooking. When he's finished, he thinks it's at home, so he takes it out again."
"It's all in vain," Luan Yunping said.
Qi Yuncheng nodded to himself and pointed elsewhere, "I was young and ignorant at that time, running around with my father.
One time, one of our backstage actors named Shaobing was having a wedding at home, and his father released him."
"Is this a happy event?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded innocently, "His father is very good at making sesame biscuits. He planned to make twenty tables, so he invited your father over. And your father took me over to take over the job."
"It's called running in a greenhouse." Luan Yunping added.
"Your father was very happy as soon as he entered the kitchen!"
Qi Yuncheng's excitement was visible to the naked eye. He put his five fingers together and waved downwards, "Half a pig! He raised the knife and cut off the tail. The tail is for the Shaobing family to hold a wedding, and the half pig belongs to us, so slap your mouth at me! No!"
"
"Wait a moment." Luan Yunping suddenly didn't understand and stopped, "What's wrong with this half pig?"
Qi Yuncheng became uncomfortable and complained: "I was only sixteen at that time, and I was only one meter taller than my master, and this half pig is taller than me."
"Okay! My master is little piggy! I don't know how short he is!"
Hahahahaha!
After saying something degrading, the audience below laughed and made noises.
"I put on a big coat and took off my coat. Your father used a rope to trap half of the pig on my back. I couldn't even stand."
Leng Buding Qi Yuncheng stumbled back, and Luan Yunping pulled him back, fearing that he might actually fall during the performance, "It's too heavy in the back."
Looking at the three o'clock direction, Qi Yuncheng came back and said, "Your father told me to stand next to the wall first and wander over! Your father looked again and saw that there was beef and mutton on the table, no!"
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"Prick the mutton and put it through the rope. Prick the beef and put it through the rope. Just hang it around my neck and I can stand up in an instant."
Qi Yuncheng, who was originally swaying back, stopped behind the microphone. The audience imagined that the scene was quite interesting.
"Just stood firm! Your father turned around and found a bag of rice next to him, no!"
Luan Yunping looked at her partner throughout the whole process and smacked her mouth, "You're like this, why are you saying no?"
"He asked me to unbutton my trousers, poured rice into my trouser legs, and tied the trouser legs underneath. Oh, I stood firm."
Qi Yuncheng raised his left leg and showed it to the audience on the stage, "There's nothing wrong with this leg, but my right leg can't move at all. When I look back, your father doesn't know anything about yellow flowers, fungus, or shrimp."
Do you want it to go inside my pants on my right leg?"
"What does this look like?" Luan Yunping asked.
Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng looked down and said, "Look, there is freshly made lard, which has not completely solidified.
Next to it is a pot of pig intestines.
Your father is happy, no!"
One after another, Luan Yunping finally couldn't help complaining, "If my father came to Deyun to work as a cook, Deyun wouldn't have so many fat people."
This is a joke, added by myself.
Overseas audiences may not be able to feel the change in the actor's weight and weight, but Qi Yuncheng can feel it. He can't help but raise the corners of his mouth, holding something in one hand and oil in the other.
"Take a funnel and your father will pour tons and tons of oil into the intestines. Fasten them on both sides and make them bulge, then put them around my waist."
After putting a plate on his waist, Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and tied a knot with both hands. Just when he was tying the knot, there was suddenly a movement on the side curtain.
Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang and Xiaoyue arrived.
One of the two people in front is wearing pink and the other is wearing the blue coat worn by the old man just now, which is quite good. Although their show is still going on for a while, they have to come out to remind people that they have arrived, so they won't be in a hurry.
It was precisely because of this that the two of them felt a little more relieved.
This performance is more embarrassing than anything else.