Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 514 Even if you have a kindergarten diploma, you wont be deceived like this!
Chapter 514 Even if you have a kindergarten diploma, you wont be deceived like this!
"What are you talking about? We are watching TV. This skit is quite funny."
On the sofa, Mother Song held the little girl in her arms and said without looking at her daughter.
"that……"
Song Yi turned away from her husband, looked at her mother again, and spoke a little faster, "Didn't we discuss having a second child before? This period of time is just right, and we are about to have a baby."
"Really? Is it really true?"
The first person to react was not Song's mother, but Song's father, when he heard that there was a second child.
Why are you unhappy?
Whether it is a boy or a girl, this home will be more lively.
"How long?"
"More than two weeks, it's still early. I have to go to school soon."
"That's good, we have one more child, but then you will be busy again, do you have time?"
"Don't worry, Dad, we have already discussed it and there will be time."
Song Yi replied, but as soon as she finished speaking, Song's mother's expression was a little different.
How can you not understand your own daughter?
There was something wrong with her appearance. If she really had a child, I don't know how happy she would be. She wouldn't be so calm. She squinted her eyes and spoke slowly.
"If you dare to lie to me, I will make you walk around without food."
"..."
Even if the mother is sitting, her temperament is completely exuded. This is something that Song Yi, a mother, does not have at all. She is so afraid that she swallows her saliva subconsciously. It turns out that mothers are the most difficult to deal with. Hurry up and get rid of the things in your belly.
Like roundworms.
"How could that be? Mom, how could I lie to you about this!"
"You got into trouble a lot when you were a kid."
"When I was a kid, I was already married, I had a husband, and I was a mother. I would not cause trouble."
"I don't think so." Mother Song wanted to laugh a little, "You will still look like that even when you are thirty years old."
"Please don't mention thirty years old, please. I don't want to hear it in the first place."
"Forget it. Since you are pregnant, you need to be prepared. Your dad and I will go out to buy some things and make some noodles. This dog is also weird. He likes to stay in a cage all day long. What dog doesn't like to run around."
After getting up, Mother Song was going to drive the noodles out, but little did she know that this was all caused by the little enemy in her arms.
But Song Yi was very confused, because she hadn't said she wanted them to go out yet, so why did her mother take the initiative to let her father go with her.
A little weird.
a while.
The old couple had almost packed up and were holding the noodles' dog leash to go out. Just as they were about to open the door, Song Yi hurried over and grabbed Ma's arm.
"Why are you taking Xixi with you when you go out?"
"What's wrong with taking it with you? Let the little girl go shopping in the mall."
"No, just let her stay. She has to buy randomly when she gets to the mall. How can she spend the money randomly? She might as well buy some food."
Mother Song stared straight at her daughter, with a vague look of seeing through it, and said directly, "Then what should I take her out of?"
"Stop it, she'll be rolling all over the floor and it won't look good."
"Okay! I won't take it with you. You can take it with you. Let's go!"
After handing the little girl back, the two of them took the dog out.
But Song Yi finally got his wish and brought the little girl back, and then placed her on the sofa. Xixi didn't know what they were doing, she just thought it was fun and was hugged here and there.
Just when he arrived near the sofa, Song Yi thought about it and looked at her husband who had been silent, "I feel like my mother is a little strange."
"So why do you think it's weird?"
Qi Yuncheng watched for a long time and could tell almost everything. He had to admire my mother for knowing Song Yi very well and knowing how to deal with her.
There is even a feeling of taking advantage of the situation.
But why should she take advantage of her scheme? She shouldn't. Wouldn't it be better to expose it directly?
Wait... Thinking of something, Qi Yuncheng felt goosebumps all over his body. If that were really the case, Mom would be awesome.
But Song Yi couldn't control that much. No one could stop them when they went out, and he immediately started to attack his daughter.
"Xi Xi!" Song Yi spoke kindly, looking at her little face and the red envelope in her pocket.
There are several of them, it’s impossible not to be greedy.
"??"
Xixi held a lollipop in her hand and looked at her mother doubtfully.
"Have grandpa, grandma, grandpa, and grandma given you a lot of red envelopes recently?"
"Well! Xixi buys Tangtang."
"hiss"
Song Yi took a breath. It seemed that the little girl knew the benefits of money, and the difficulty of getting it might become bigger.
He quickly turned around and called his husband over with his eyes. He said that they had the best relationship as father and daughter. If he went to tell her, there should be no problem.
Qi Yuncheng was helpless by his daughter-in-law. Is it all about the money?
But after all the lies were told, it was impossible not to let go, so I had no choice but to do something to my daughter.
So the young couple all sat around Xixi.
And the father immediately picked up some very new change from his wallet. Seeing this, Song Yi suddenly realized, "Sure enough, there are no good people who say cross talk, I understand."
"How do you think you can get better? Hurry up, or else your parents will come back. The supermarket is not far away."
"rest assured."
Taking her husband's money, Song Yi placed it beside her daughter in a dignified manner, "Come on, Xixi, would you please take out those red envelopes of yours? You don't know how much candies you can sell if you don't take them out."
Let us help you count them."
"good!"
Xixi was very obedient and slowly pulled out six large red envelopes from her pocket. Seeing the bulging appearance, Song Yi and Qi Yuncheng looked at each other.
Well boy, there's more to it than they thought.
When they were taken out and stacked together, there were four thousand red notes.
"Xixi, it's a lot of money, isn't it? Do you like it?"
"If you like it, buy Tangtang!"
"But look at these two, which one buys more candy?"
Song Yi stretched out his hand and placed a twenty-dollar card near a hundred-dollar card. It was difficult to choose between the two Xixi cards, but after thinking for two or three seconds, he reached out to the twenty-dollar card.
She couldn't recognize the numbers five, six, seven and eight, but at least she knew one and two, and she also knew which one looked slightly bigger.
With this choice, Qi Yuncheng knew that things should be fine, so he simply moved aside to watch TV.
"Isn't this a lot? You can buy two candies. It says two on it. Two is more than one! But I can't give it to you. Why do children need so much money? But for the Chinese New Year, I have to give you lucky money.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! So as long as you exchange it for the 1, I will give it to you, and then take you to buy candy, how about it?"
"Yeah!" Xixi nodded.
"Okay, these two are for you, they are yours. Do you want to exchange the next ones?"
"Change!"
"Give them to me one by one, and I'll give them to you one by one."
After a while, Qi Yuncheng could hardly stand watching TV anymore. His daughter was so miserable. Even if she had a kindergarten diploma, she would not be deceived into this.
"Husband, hurry up." Song Yi suddenly turned his head.
"What's wrong?"
"That two is not enough. Do you have any more? I will give all mine to her."
"Why"
Taking out his wallet, Qi Yuncheng took out all the change worth two or more.
This change took about three or four minutes.
All the more than 4,000 red notes went to Song Yi's side, leaving only some change on the girl's side.
Even the bigger change is not enough, so the mother exchanges two pieces for one hundred, which is even worse than twenty!
However, my daughter is quite happy.
After the exchange, Song Yi took the money and stuffed it into her husband's wallet, "Hurry up and put this money away to avoid being discovered."
Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but ask, "So what to do with her change?"
"What else can I do? I'll go to the supermarket to buy something after dinner. Instead of spending my money, I can spend it with hers."
"You are truly a mother."
"It's much better than my mother. She will tell you that she will give it back to you when she grows up. I can at least let her spend some money, although I have to take the money for today's food shopping from her.
But you can still buy her snacks."
"If I buy it, half of it will be snatched away by you."
"Don't worry! I will make her happy. Just pack up quickly and don't let my parents see it."
"What should I do about pregnancy?" Qi Yuncheng asked again in a low voice.
"Just try your best. I've already said it. First, give your daughter the change."
After settling down, the young couple put the child's money into her red envelope together. In order to prevent others from seeing it, they also stuffed a few extra cents from the red envelope into the girl's jacket pocket.
About half an hour.
Song's father and Song's mother came back with things, and then continued to play with Xixi. At the same time, Song's father asked Song Yi to pay attention, after all, he really thought she was pregnant.
Even after giving birth to a child, you still have to be at peace.
And when the family goes shopping in the evening, most of the shopping depends on the daughter.
But she could buy a lot even with small change, so she was very happy and kept looking at the things she liked on the shelves in the mall.
Want this, want that.
In the end, Qi Yuncheng used his own money to buy her an extra toy to make up for it.
After exchanging her money of about four thousand, she only had two or three hundred, and she spent the same amount, leaving less than twenty.
As long as you have some conscience, you will feel sorry for yourself.
that's all.
During the period of rest during the Chinese New Year, their family lived happily. They were able to use the New Year's money received from their daughter for extra meals and buy new clothes every day.
As a mother, Song Yi specially bought the little girl a small red cotton-padded jacket with flowers. Once she put it on, she looked like a little Fuwa, looking energetic and beautiful.
But it’s time to play and it’s about to be unboxed.
Qi Yuncheng became busy again.
The first is to prepare for the unpacking of Deyun University, and the second is that the students of the Drum Music Society will finally start classes. After the Chinese New Year, students from all over the world will come here to learn things.
However, I will not go to Tianjin College to study at the first time. Instead, I will go to the Drum Music Society to take a few classes.
It feels like the first class of the semester, and then I study for a period of time, wait until I am separated from the subject, and then gradually go to the college for systematic teaching.
So I'm really worried, I won't be too comfortable before unboxing.
Not to mention that Master has a storytelling program there, and if he insists on participating in it to practice, it’s impossible not to go.
…
"Daughter-in-law, how long does it take? I'm going out soon."
"I'm out!"
In mid-February, the day Deyun unpacked the box, it was almost time for the performance, and Qi Yuncheng was going to take his family to watch the performance.
My father-in-law and mother-in-law have more time this time, so they can make it in time to unpack this year.
But when he was about to leave, Song Yi suddenly remembered that there was something he had not done and hurriedly went to the toilet.
It takes a long time to wait.
After coming out, I quickly hugged my daughter and got in the car to go to the Beizhan Theater tonight.
The whole family was chatting and laughing along the way.
In particular, Song's mother really likes this son-in-law. Not to mention his enthusiasm, he is much better at doing things, which is completely unmatched by his own daughter.
However, while they were chatting, Song Yi in the car rarely spoke.
She kept looking out the window and making weird expressions. Even when her daughter wanted to talk to her, she just said a few perfunctory words.
"What's wrong?" Father Song saw her like this and subconsciously touched her forehead, "You're not sick."
"Dad, it's nothing! I just got tired from shopping in the afternoon and took a break to look at the scenery."
"If you have anything, remember to tell me as soon as possible."
"Know it."
After agreeing, Song Yi continued to be quiet, but even though he was quiet, his expression showed uncontrollable excitement.
But I can't speak now.
After six o'clock, the family finally arrived at the theater.
Qi Yuncheng naturally wanted to perform. He watched them enter the audience passage before going back to the backstage of the North Exhibition.
There are still a lot of people backstage.
Hundreds of people were walking back and forth.
But when he saw that only the child was coming, Guo Degang was a little curious, "Where is your daughter? Are you not bringing her here?"
"My father-in-law and mother-in-law are here, so I brought him to the auditorium, just a few rows in front. You can see it when you get on stage!"
"That's fine! The whole family is happy to be together, so get ready and open the door soon."
"Um!"
Qi Yuncheng turned around to put on his coat. After putting it on, he saw Luan Yunping arranging the order of appearance for the group of them.
It will be different every year.
Not to mention that in 2017, Deyun has a group of good and growing actors.
For example, Tao Yang, Dalin, Yan Hexiang, Xiao braid, Yang Jiulang, Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang, Zhang Helun, Zhang Jiuling and others have grown up relatively quickly.
So if there is a special event, they will definitely be there again.
There are even a few of them who already look like small actors in a small theater.
And Dalin can be counted as one of them. If the happy comedian is going to have a third season, it will definitely be him.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! This program indeed has huge traffic, and after Yue Yunpeng finished it, it was out of control.
This year’s schedule is constantly filling up for him.
"Get ready! There's only one minute left."
Looking at the time, Luan Yunping stood with a large group of them. When the time came, the red curtain opened, and when the gongs and drums on the side of the stage were beating, the first pair of actors began to take the stage.
One pair after another the actors came on stage.
Some are familiar and some are unfamiliar.
When it was our turn to get acquainted, there was applause and shouts from below.
Yue Yunpeng was like this, and Qi Yuncheng was even more like this.
The noodles were lifted instantly.
The whole place was in uproar.
In 2016, the things he did and the popularity attracted the attention of countless people.
However, they were excited, and Song Yi was even more excited than them. Sitting in the audience and watching it again was really different, and it felt like chasing him back then.
And when she saw her father, the girl couldn't help shouting.
It's a pity that Qi Yuncheng couldn't hear clearly because the whole place was in a commotion, but he must have looked at them one more time, and then he and Luan Yunping walked to the side and stood there.
They stood up and several elders came on stage, including Deyun's underlings Guo Degang and Yu Qian.
This time there was an overwhelming sound.
But amid the commotion, today's show is about to start.
Song Yi and her parents happily watched each performance. They were all apprentices in the first three or four performances.
The fifth scene is about becoming a master and becoming an uncle.
After they finished, there were performances by a lot of apprentices behind them, but the further back, the more difficult the performance became.
But Yue Yunpeng was able to hold on, so he succeeded in raising the atmosphere a lot before he reached the master.
After all, the audience will definitely not have much expectations for other apprentice performances.
So the role of the midfield actors is just this, to enhance the atmosphere.
Therefore, it is not only the opening warm-up field and the back-up field that are particularly useful, but the midfield field also has great significance and difficulty.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were still at the back. After Yue Yunpeng finished speaking, it took two programs to reach them.
Waiting for the eighth program!
The host finally went up to announce the curtain.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Pure Tuhao! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!
"
The curtain call fell.
After resting backstage for several hours, they finally took the stage.
Once on stage, the commotion below quickly changed.
There are still a lot of people sending flowers and gifts.
Talk and shout at the same time!
The key is that it’s not just girls who shout this, there are many older men shouting this.
"Qi Yuncheng! I love you!"
"I love you!
"
"Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, I love you!
"
…
It's tidied up.
Qi Yuncheng quickly went back behind the microphone and said, "Thank you! Now that I'm married, all men love me!"
Audience: "Qi Yuncheng, I love you so much!"
"Hey! I heard it, this is from Tianjin."
Qi Yuncheng hurriedly heard a female voice and replied, "Thank you everyone! Another year of Deyun unpacking, it was very lively.
It can be seen that everyone is happy. It’s just the New Year, they eat well, use good things, and spend more money.
But when it comes to spending money every year, I have to talk about our team Luan Yunping.
Everyone is familiar with him and he is the best at spending money."
Luan Yunping was stunned behind the table, "Can I spend money?"
"Speaking of the richest person among cross talkers, how about my master let him take care of money? Tell everyone, do you care about money?" Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner.
Luan Yunping chose her words and spoke slowly, "Money doesn't matter to me."
"Did you see it?" Qi Yuncheng pointed at him and looked at the audience, "This is the only time this person has ever done this."
"That's what you asked me to say."
"You are telling lies. There is a saying to criticize you."
"How did you say that?"
"You can tell lies without taking off your pants!"
Luan Yunping was very puzzled, "Why are you taking off your pants to tell lies?"
"No, what's the old saying?"
"You can't tell lies without blinking an eye!"
"Yes, you can't tell lies without blinking an eye!"
Qi Yuncheng leaned on the table and felt a little emotional, "So I think there is something wrong with your attitude towards money and you don't tell the truth."
"I am telling the truth." Luan Yunping affirmed.
"How can it be true? Who doesn't know how good money is? The old saying is so true, a penny beats a hero. When you have no money, every penny is good. When I followed my master, oh!
"
Qi Yuncheng sighed, "Everyone looks like a pancake, except my master..."
"how?"
"Anyway, when he gets angry in the winter, I always want to get in front of him."
"Okay! Red-hot coals!
"
Hahahahaha!
"call"
As soon as he hurt the master, Beizhan burst into laughter and couldn't stop beating him.
Song Yi, Song's father and Song's mother were all very happy, but the daughter didn't know what they were laughing at.
Looking around with a pair of big eyes.
As for the little girl Guo Degang wanted to see below in the side curtain, wasn't it said that she was one or two rows ahead?
It didn't look good during the performance, but now that I'm watching it, I can hear the burden and quickly go down.
I'm afraid that I will say this to myself again when I see myself.