Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 535 It turns out that there is no heaven and earth, it was Pangu who split it!
Chapter 535 It turns out that there is no heaven and earth, it was Pangu who split it!
"Everyone is very excited when my senior brother comes."
Amid the commotion in the audience, Shao Bing spoke behind Dou Heng's microphone, "My senior brother rarely comes to the small theater, so now we have another person to talk about cross talk.
Xiaosi, please go down and rest for a while."
"I'm going to drink some water, but Senior Brother's compliments are not easy to come by."
Xiaosi was originally standing at the third microphone. After finishing his words, he happily went down to rest.
Shaobing didn't understand, and didn't take it seriously at all. Besides, what they were going to do was the traditional joke "Five Red Pictures," so it should be fine, so he continued talking.
"It's not easy for my senior brother. My sister-in-law is pregnant and she has been taking care of her at home. There are very few performances. It's not easy for me. Let me tell you something.
The baby is about to be born."
"Yes, I'm seven months pregnant."
Qi Yuncheng nodded. There was a lot of movement below, and he was looking forward to the upcoming child.
Xixi is already very cute.
"It can be seen that my senior brother is extremely good in both business and family, but today on the stage, in this fifth team, I have to say something.
Even though you are so excellent, you are not as good as me in other areas."
"Oh, really?" With his hands behind his back, Qi Yuncheng was a little confused, "What field?"
Shaobing raised his hand and pointed, "For example, Tianwen!"
Qi Yuncheng frowned, "Do you believe it yourself? When you were a child, you smashed the windows of other people's houses, and now you are teaching me about astronomy. Did you smash the windows of the Astronomy Bureau?"
Hahahahaha!
The small theater was full of laughter, and Shaobing couldn't hold himself back while holding the table, "If you don't expose me, some people will really believe me."
"Okay, okay! You can make more achievements in astronomy, right?"
"By the way, here I am! In addition to being affiliated with our Deyun Club..."
"What is affiliation?"
This sentence was asked by the audience, and they really didn't understand it.
"It means ugly!" Qi Yuncheng immediately explained kindly.
After the explanation, Shaobing was speechless, "What else can I say? Affiliation means being affiliated with another unit or institution. I am just affiliated with Deyun. Does our country have a space agency?"
"have!
"
There was another chatter below, it was really a good atmosphere and there was a lot of interaction and communication.
Characteristics of small theaters.
Shaobing and Qi Yuncheng subconsciously looked towards the ten o'clock direction, and the former suddenly became respectful, "You are so confident, you are?"
"Director!"
"Good guy!
"
Qi Yuncheng grabbed the cross talk table and almost fell down because of the Shaobing. Qi Yuncheng also looked completely confused. He stretched out his hand and made a gesture of asking, "What kind of situation did I catch up with today! Uncle, you are standing here chatting, I will withdraw,
Bye-Bye!"
While looking at Qi Yuncheng, he watched the person retreat, and the Shaobing was naturally the same. He never expected to meet the real owner.
Not only were they surprised, but ordinary viewers were also constantly checking to see if it was true.
But it's true. When other people were performing, Shaobing told Qi Yuncheng that they were here for team building today.
Otherwise, I would rather mention astronomy.
However, it is impossible to actually go down. Such actions are nothing more than throwing things away. When they were about to retreat to the side curtain, the two came back again. Qi Yuncheng complained, "Isn't this going to hit someone with a gun? They are asking you for glass money."
Already."
"Shouldn't the director be very busy?"
"Aren't people allowed to have fun and entertain themselves?"
"Yes, that's right! As for aerospace, there is an Institute of Astronomy and Meteorology!" After saying this, Shaobing glanced at the person, for fear of making a mistake, and then continued, "To be honest, I am an expert in astronomy and meteorology!
"
An expert made sesame seed cakes proudly and arrogantly.
The audience couldn't believe it and kept booing. Qi Yuncheng looked at his face, laughed, and then comforted him, "You have to believe it! Otherwise, the program will not go on! So you are an expert in this field?"
"correct."
"What is it that I don't know?"
Shaobing moved closer to his senior brother and said, "For example, let me share with you a theory that I have researched over the years."
"What theory?"
"Before there were people, there was only heaven and earth. There is nothing wrong with that."
"right!"
"Can you deny me?"
Can you still deny it? Qi Yuncheng has a rebellious mentality. He suddenly became energetic and kept nodding, "There is something wrong!"
"Um?"
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and cracked it, "It turns out there is no heaven and earth, it was Pangu who cracked it open!"
"
"..."
The meaning of Shaobing’s words to Senior Brother is that you have nothing to deny me, so just say that you really can’t deny me.
As soon as the result was announced, he stared blankly. After two or three seconds, Qi Yuncheng asked with cordial concern, "What? Can't continue?"
Hahahahaha!
Seeing the sesame cake being fucked, the theater was filled with joy. The two brothers were just playing together.
For a long time Shaobing scratched his head and said, "Brother, that's a fairy tale."
"Oh, before there were people, there was only heaven and earth?"
"Yes! I have done some research. Whatever is in the sky corresponds to it in us humans."
"Everyone in the sky has something on their body? Is that so?" Qi Yuncheng repeated and began to think.
"That's right! For example, there is a Milky Way in the sky, and a person has a large intestine." Shaobing pointed at his belly and spoke again, "There are countless stars in the sky, and there are countless pores on the human body."
"Yes, I have many pores."
"There are four seasons in the sky, spring, summer, autumn and winter."
"Where are the people?"
"Human beings have four limbs, two arms and two legs."
"Two arms and two legs?" Qi Yuncheng had a bad idea and looked at the limbs of the sesame cake, "Then which arm represents spring? Which arm represents autumn? Tell me!"
If there is no such thing at all, and it is even more impossible for them to get every word right, Shaobing smiles helplessly, "Everyone is different!"
Qi Yuncheng nodded, "The response is quite fast, let's continue talking."
"Hey, there are five directions in the sky: southeast, northwest, center, and people have facial features, eyes, nose, mouth, and ears!"
"That's true. Was there a fire cloud that day?"
"People, people..." Shaobing stuttered. I really didn't expect my senior brother to have so much to say, "People have bad eyesight."
Qi Yuncheng looked incredulous, "Huo Shaoyun? Bad eyes? It's interesting, what else?"
"Is it considered to be researched? Does it sound fresh or not?"
"It's harmful! There's nothing new or new about traditional cross talk."
One sentence made the sesame biscuits so bad that they were not even close to each other.
Don't look at Qi Yuncheng's indiscriminate praise, but actually want to train them more. The small theater said that cross talk relies on on-the-spot reactions.
Don't talk about him like this. It would be annoying if the audience has no quality and makes random comments.
Therefore, the actors themselves have sufficient abilities, as long as they don't encounter any hard work and can handle it, that's fine.
Working hard is the bottom line for an actor. Don't just rely on your skills as an actor. If you don't have quality, you don't have quality.
What's more, Shaobing is also his younger brother. He has watched him grow up since he was a child, and he can't help but tease him.
I finally realized why the master was so fond of talking so much that the disciple couldn't stand it. The reason was nothing more than this.
So he continued to speak.
"I don't want to pay attention to you, and I'm done asking if it's fresh or not. Go back to work quickly. I have to go back at eleven o'clock. If this continues, it will last all night."
"good!"
Shaobing continued with a smile on his face, and then followed the traditional rhythm and things.
It’s just a traditional joke that it’s easy to find things like tables, metal, wood, water, fire, and earth.
Qi Yuncheng came up with a different one, "table tennis."
"This is very simple. The place where the sun shines outside is the sunny side, and the place inside where the sun doesn't shine is the shade side."
"That's it!" Qi Yuncheng figured it out and looked at him again, "What about the transparent table tennis ball?"
The two senior brothers looked at each other silently.
Staring at each other for several seconds, Qi Yuncheng saw Shaobing going crazy. He curled up his lips and couldn't help but laugh, "Forget it, forget it! I'm afraid you'll die on stage!"
"Brother, let's go home and step down. We wouldn't bring someone so difficult." Shaobing was about to cry.
"Okay, keep talking."
The transparent table tennis ball is not a traditional joke at all. Not to mention this, Qi Yuncheng later added a popsicle and the microphone they used.
But how to find metal, wood, water, fire and earth in the microphone?
Shaobing wanted to die and begged, "Brother, we are almost done! You are here to support me, not to destroy me! Okay?"
"I'm so happy now!"
"Get something easy to find."
"Okay! It's almost time now. I'll give you another problem."
“Easy to find.”
"It's easy to find, and it will be over soon!" Thinking of something, Qi Yuncheng slapped the table and said, "Hey! Sashimi, yin and yang, gold, wood, water, fire and earth!"
"..."
Shaobing looked at his senior brother and fell into silence again. He felt out of breath and whispered, "Brother! Do you, do you have a problem with your brother?"
With one talk and one laugh, everyone in the audience tonight watched Qi Yun become a hot cake.
Qi Yuncheng was very happy, "No objection!"
"Just look at me and I'll change it! And brother, let me tell you, there are two most difficult places in my life."
"What?"
"The first one was when the uncle was drunk, and I talked to Xiao Si about playing lantern riddles for dozens of minutes. The second one was you complimenting me!"
Hahahahaha!
The theater was full of laughter.
It seems that this is the second shadow of Shaobing, otherwise I wouldn't have said this.
Not to mention that the audience was happy, the whole group of people in the background were also like that.
It has been said that it is extremely difficult for Senior Brother to follow him in a small theater. Shaobing is just asking for trouble.
"Brother, even if you say it's a complete original object, you've already modified it and brought it to you."
"That's right." Qi Yuncheng nodded and faced the audience, "We all know traditional cross talk, talking about red fruits! Let's not do that, times have changed, let's talk about sashimi."
“Sashimi is just sashimi!”
Shaobing gritted his teeth and began to think. After thinking about it over and over again, he finally came up with something to say.
Then relying on this last thing, there was a lot of laughter below.
It's really fun, a traditional joke, but it comes with all kinds of unexpected baggage.
As for the last bit of time, all the actors from the five teams have been invited today. The lineup is not weak, and all of them are future small actors.
Xiao Meng is even more popular among the newcomers in cross talk in 2018.
It's impossible without ability.
Very emotional, Qi Yuncheng glanced at them and then turned back to the audience and said, "I rarely praise others, but once I am asked to praise him, I can't hold back. I once praised Jiu Ling for a bell score, and it was life or death."
Now I’m holding a sesame seed cake, and I can see that I’m sweating.”
"That's not true!" Shaobing kept wiping his sweat with a handkerchief.
Qi Yuncheng Yile said, "I was able to come over to perform today just to have a look, and then I was called up by Shaobing. Before saving, we also discussed what kind of show we would perform.
After thinking about playing a traditional role, I decided on this five-red picture.
But the traditional people are almost tired of hearing it, so a lot of things have been changed.”
Shaobing nodded, "I heard something new."
"Also when I saw the sesame cakes, I couldn't help but think of Xiaoyue's performance in Drum Music. He said something before the performance!"
The audience immediately echoed: “I can’t learn!
"
"Yes!" Some viewers remembered that, and Qi Yuncheng couldn't tell how pleased he was, "It seems that they have all watched the video online, and it mentioned sesame cakes. The two of them were in Pangezhuang at that time, and they really couldn't learn anything!
I followed my master in 2000, and they came here in 2004 and 2005. I still don’t understand their status?
It was not easy to be on the verge of being expelled at that time. Who could stand being scolded every day and wanting to expel you?
As a result, both of them could not learn anything but became one of the oldest actors, and the most popular actor at the time was completely gone!"
Everyone could tell who was talking about this, and Qi Yuncheng and Shaobing looked at each other, secretly amused.
Because that's really what happened.
"It's not easy. In addition, talking to Shaobing is to compliment my younger brother. Many things are right."
"Wait a minute!" Shaobing's broken voice shouted quickly, "Brother, I didn't expect that Pangu and the world, the transparent table tennis ball.
I almost died on stage, not many words could be followed.
too difficult!
I’ll ask Brother Yue to support me next time.”
Qi Yuncheng smiled and said nothing, but when he thought of something, his eyes lit up, "I have to share something with you.
Didn't we go to perform overseas last year? There were too many overseas performances, and the plane was even grounded due to strong winds.
It was during that period of performance that there was such a thing.
Isn’t Xiao Yue performing with us? People everywhere like to listen to his Song of the Five Rings.
When the song of the Five Rings ended during the curtain call, the lady in the first row cried.
Startled us.
We went over and asked, what's wrong? Is Yue Yunpeng too ugly? Does it scare you?
The aunt wiped away her tears and said, "It has nothing to do with you. I am also a Yanjing native. I have been away from Yanjing for many years."
I never expected that I would already have cultivated to the seventh level!"
Hahahahaha!
Everyone below was slapping their thighs and laughing.
But if you don’t cultivate to the seventh ring, cultivating to the seventh ring will have two more rings than the fifth ring.
When they were laughing, Qi Yuncheng didn't stop talking, "This lady said that she had just reached the fourth ring when she left, and it was obvious that she missed home.
true story!
At the same time, I happened to meet two teachers, Li Shengzao and Yu Kuizhi, and they talked to me.
Looking back now, I understand a truth.
Our cross talk and our folk art have a vast power and can spread many things.
So please give me your support. It’s also a good idea to come to the small theater or listen to our drum music when you have time.