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Chapter 554 Women, all of them are devils, its that simple to seduce peoples souls!(1/2)

"Dear friends, you are welcome to come to Guangde Building of Deyun Society to enjoy cross talk today! Then let me invite you to the first show "Poetry for Horses"! Performer:..."

The host announces the curtain.

At 2:30, the cross talk show started at the Guangde Building Theater.

The operation of small theaters is much better than in the early years. There are more and more actors who are mainly popular, and their appearance will definitely attract a lot of audiences.

In the early days, Guo Qiling, Yan Hexiang, Zhang Helun, and Meng Hetang could not sell a few tickets in the theater with their own names. But now everything is different, not to mention that Meng Hetang has become the captain of the seventh team.

Perform with a group.

There are a lot of things to manage.

After the venue opened, the actors started performing on stage one after another from 2:30, and soon came to the final stage, which was also the biggest highlight of today's matinee.

Meng Hetang and Sun Yue!

As soon as he came on stage, many people liked him and sent him flowers.

"Thank you! Just now, three people, one mentally ill, one idiot, and one heartless, gave you a performance. Don't worry, we two are normal, because we both came here after taking medicine."

“Hemorrhoid medicine to take!”

"What a mess."

The atmosphere of the small theater is very relaxing.

Talk about something fun.

"Have you seen it? I'm working with Teacher Sun today. Teacher Sun is in good health and so fat." Meng Hetang leaned over and patted his big belly.

Sun Yue immediately pulled away, "I don't even eat your rice if I'm fat."

"No matter who you are in any profession, you must have a good body. Teacher Sun Yue has a good body. Although there is a lot of fat, there are muscles underneath.

It’s okay for one of us to hit several of us.”

"That's because no one in the background is qualified."

"Not only you, I also have a good body."

"Really?" Sun Yue glanced behind the table that was barely blocking him, "I didn't see it."

"I am a member of the Lian family, and my ancestors have practiced martial arts for seven generations."

"Seventh generation single pass? This one is tenacious enough." Sun Yue was surprised.

"We are a martial arts family, and I have an elder brother in my generation."

"A single pass will ruin your generation!"

"The population is booming! We brothers started practicing martial arts when we were young. Our father said, you can practice martial arts, but I can't teach you. There is an old saying, if the father does not pass it on to the son, he will not be cruel. I will find it for you.

A teacher.

There were so many heroes among the people in the past."

Meng Hetang opened his sleeves with his fingers and started counting, "Mr. Ouyang, his stick skills are the best. Mr. Sima, his sword skills are the best. Mr. Zhuge, his spear skills are the best. And you, Mr. Bingtang, are the best teachers."

.”

"who?"

Meng Hetang turned to look at Sun Yue, "Bingtang! This is a compound surname!"

Sun Yue: "I know, Sima, Zhuge has a compound surname. Is there any rock candy?"

Meng Hetang: "Yes! Duplicate surname!"

Sun Yue: "Oh, what is it called?"

Meng Hetang: "Large gourd!"

Sun Yue: "Tanghulu? Is the trumpet called Tangdun'er?"

Meng Hetang: "You are a boring person. This is our teacher! Our father took us brothers to the master's house for a few words and then left in a hurry, heading straight to the southwest as soon as the fire broke out."

Sun Yue: "Fairy? Why are there still flames?"

Meng Hetang: "My brothers set their cotton robes on fire when we left."

Sun Yue: "It's so naughty."

"After we leave, our master will educate us." Meng Hetang showed a strange look on his face, "Good boy, master likes you two. You are a prodigy in martial arts at first glance.

But when you enter my house, you must abide by my rules. Don't cause trouble, and you can't go to places that are too busy, especially places that are too hot."

"Oh, that's because I'm afraid it will become sugary."

"One more thing, those who practice martial arts must have a suitable weapon, a sword, a spear, a halberd, an axe, a hook and a fork, a stick, a stick, a whip, a mace, a hammer, a kidnapper and a shooting star. You can choose one.

I said, Master, I’ll be the one who can stab people to death.

My master said, that is to practice swordsmanship and follow my master."

"Teaching will begin now?"

"My master took us two brothers to a secret room. There was nothing in the secret room, just two cabinets. The upper cabinet was in a cabinet and the lower cabinet was in tatters. The lower cabinet was decorated with gold rims and hung with gold locks.

My master said, this is the superior sword, and this is the inferior (sword)! Which one are you coming for?"

Suddenly Meng Hetang smiled and raised his eyebrows, "When I saw it, it looked great. Master, let's do this (sword)!"

"That's consistent." Sun Yue turned to look at his malicious smile and complained.

"A good boy, he has the demeanor of a teacher when he was young."

"I don't know what I did when I was young."

"Open the cabinet door and there are four swords inside: gold, silver, copper and iron. Choose one. I saw that the gold one is too heavy, the copper one is too short, the iron one is too long, and the silver one is suitable."

"What a slut!"

"Good boy, you have the demeanor of a teacher when you were young. I just have to tell you that practicing swordsmanship and practicing martial arts are the same. You can practice boxing after drinking wine, you can practice sticks after drinking wine, and you can practice swordsmanship after drinking wine.

Practiced.

I said Master, here we come to the most (drunk) and meanest (sword)!

Good children, from now on you will be the lowest among the lowest, the most obscene among the lowest!"

Ha ha ha ha!

Laughter broke out, and the two people began to talk about the big bodyguard.

And the two of them said that cross talk is indeed rare, and only if there is a shortage of talents, it is invited suddenly, and being the captain is tiring enough.

Pay attention to these leavers.

Especially Jiu Liang asked for leave.

But they said together that it was not a bad surprise. After all, Sun Yue was very capable. No matter who he cooperated with, he could do it.

Even when working with Yue Yunpeng, he was mostly led by Sun Yue, who was called the master uncle.

The cross talk was done very quickly. After half an hour of talking, the curtain call was over, and a group of people went backstage amidst the excitement.

When he stepped off the stage and took off his coat, Meng Hetang looked at his uncle, "We will go there tomorrow. I'm afraid my godfather and senior brother won't know about it at all."

"Sure, we have to keep it a secret in advance."

"Then let me call my senior brother first and see what they are doing."

Out of curiosity, Meng Hetang took out his cell phone and called Qi Yuncheng.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! The time is now close to five o'clock. After a busy afternoon, Meng Hetang and Sun Yue called it a day. Qi Yuncheng and Wu Jing naturally did the same, and started to go back to their homes with their things.

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Less than a hundred meters away from home, Qi Yuncheng noticed movement.

"Hey! Xiao Meng!"

"Brother, where are you now?"

"What happened when we recorded a program in an ancient village in another place?"

"Nothing, just a phone call to chat. Is your show fun? Senior brother, you rarely appear on variety shows. If it's not fun, it won't attract you."

"good!"

Qi Yuncheng didn't understand why Xiao Meng suddenly came over to ask this, since he was not next to him, but when he recalled something, he suddenly understood that although the program team did not tell his uncle who the guest was.

But he can cheat because he knows who it is in advance.

Now that Xiao Meng is calling him, he is absolutely here to test things out when he has nothing to do.

The senior brothers are very familiar with each other. Meng Hetang is the kind of person who wants to tinker with things in his spare time.

Just make fun of it.

"By the way, I heard that I have a guest coming to this show. Could it be you?"

A loud bang.
To be continued...
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