In the side scenes, Yan Hexiang and Guo Qiling knew their senior brother's routine.
But it’s not called a routine either.
It is a well-known thing in cross talk that the effect will always be better when the person is present at the scene, and then the person responds again and again to make people laugh.
After all, after they finish talking, Master and Uncle will come on stage, and they can probably talk about it again.
But on the stage, after talking and laughing for a while.
According to the schedule, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping still had to go in and do their work. Today, the master and apprentice father and son had a special session, and the two of them also went out to talk hard, and they talked about a piece of "Double Learning Ji's Murmurs"!
Qi Yuncheng spoke on the stage.
"If these dialects are nice to hear, I think the Shandong dialect is interesting. For example, there is a place in Shandong called Jinan, and the people there speak very humorously."
"Yeah?"
"Today, the two of us will teach you how people from Jinan, Shandong Province speak, okay?"
Audience: "Okay!!"
Someone cheered and shouted. Luan Yunping nodded and was happy. She looked at her partner and asked, "Why are we still learning from each other?"
"If one person can't learn how to express something, it takes two people."
"Oh, so there's a plot?"
Qi Yuncheng gestured back and forth, "We are not much different in age. In terms of age, you are one year older than me!"
"A year older?"
"I am your father, so..."
"Stop saying that."
Luan Yunping reached out her hand and plucked it, feeling unreasonable, "What are you doing? I'm one year older than you, how come you're still my father?"
"The plot requires it!"
"What exactly is the plot?"
"We are two of the richest families in Jinan. Our family is very rich. You are also rich, but not as good as us. Our two families are still neighbors.
The child is older, and your father wants you to call me godfather in order to get closer and get closer."
Only then did Luan Yunping understand, and she repeated behind the table, "Godfather?"
"Yes! Godfather, I'm not kissing you." Qi Yuncheng patted his partner to comfort him, "Now you feel at ease!"
"There's nothing practical about this."
Looking back, Qi Yuncheng looked at the people below and continued, "That is to say, we have this kind of relationship. Later, when we grew up, I went to Yanjing to do business, and you also went to Yanjing to do business after you got married. But because you yourself are not very good at it.
Watching, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and living on the streets.
The two of us met accidentally.
I am already a big boss and have made a fortune, but I see you begging on the street in rags."
"beg?"
"Yes! Because I am your godfather, I have to take care of you. Then the two of them chatted back and forth, and it sounded like cross talk to everyone."
"Is it that interesting?"
"It's so fun, okay!"
"Okay, okay!"
Luan Yunping smiled in anticipation and kept nodding.
Qi Yuncheng immediately prepared to roll up the sleeves of his coat, but as soon as he did so, he unconsciously looked at his partner's whole body and sighed.
"Oh, you don't look like a beggar!"
"Then what should we do?" Luan Yunping stretched out her hands to show her size.
Qi Yuncheng shook his head, took a step forward, pointed at the collar of his coat, "Unbutton that button."
Luan Yunping started to unbutton herself, but Qi Yuncheng didn't waste any time. He lifted up the front scarf of his coat and tied it around his waist. Then, the collar and hem of the coat revealed the white clothes underneath.
It makes people look confused.
"Yes, that's it. It's like saying you're ragged!"
"Is that enough?"
"Alright, but it still doesn't look like it!"
After looking around again, Qi Yuncheng stared at Luan Yunping next to him and worried, "The coat is still too neat. I'll see if there is anything backstage. Just wait a moment."
After saying that, he left. After a while, Qi Yuncheng had something in his hand, and he was very happy when he saw it.
It was a long-sleeved dress, but the long sleeves were torn to pieces and were almost like strips of cloth. After taking it up, it was directly directed toward Luan Yunping's head.
The opening is set.
"Come on, come on, stretch your sleeves!"
Luan Yunping complained while cooperating, "Does this have sleeves?"
"Put it on and take a look!"
"Does this look good?"
"Why doesn't it look good? Let's show it off to everyone."
Luan Yunping turned around, and a beggar appeared. His clothes were all strips of cloth, and his coat was in a mess.
But it was still not over, Qi Yuncheng continued to take out things, "There are also some small decorations!"
"What decorations?"
"It's winter. I'm afraid you'll be cold, so I'll prepare more for you."
"What?"
Luan Yunping was puzzled when her partner put it on her, and she suddenly understood what was around her neck, "Good guy, is this your child's meson?"
"Don't talk nonsense, this is for our dogs."
"Hey! Not as good as Jiezi!" Luan Yunping was disgusted with it, but the more he disliked the audience, the happier he became, and he started to look like a beggar.
But Qi Yuncheng was still not satisfied. He took a step back on the stage and looked again, "The clothes are almost there, but the face doesn't look like it! It's so energetic and rosy. I have a little decoration!"
"And decoration?"
He took it out of his trouser pocket and found a piece of dog skin plaster with a white ring inside and a black ring on it. It was pasted on Luan Yuping's face, and now her whole body looked completely numb.
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They were happy, but Qi Yuncheng stopped, "Don't worry now, my hair is almost gone, I'll borrow a wig from my uncle!"
"Quite busy."
The partner went down again, and Luan Yunping gave a helpless sound. Just as she was helpless, a messy long wig was buttoned up. With a button, her condition and appearance became even more sloppy.
It smells like the martial arts champion Su Qier.
"What do I look like?"
"It looks good, don't worry, but I also have to put on makeup!"
"How to change it?"
"Why don't you bring this up?"
Qi Yuncheng just picked it up by the way. He put a straw hat and a roll of paper on the table. He buckled the straw hat on his head, pulled out the roll of paper, folded it in two and wrapped it around the back of his neck, and used it as a scarf to put on his shoulders.
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Give a look like Xu Wenqiang in Shanghai.
"This is the prop we use for cross talk. If you can deal with it, deal with it." Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan and said, "This is my big tobacco bag. You can also take a fan and half-open it, and that will be the casserole for you to beg for."
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"You're a beggar! I'll come over to the left, and you can climb out of the ditch over there!"
"Why are you still crawling out of the ditch?"
"Why are you picking up food and asking so many questions? Here you go."
"Okay, okay!"
Helpless.
Wearing a messy wig, a piece of dog skin plaster, a meson, and a cloth strip, with a coat tied randomly, Luan Yuping, holding a half-opened fan, went over and took her place. Once she took her place, Qi Yuncheng was there
While watching it, I actually almost didn’t feel happy.
If the wind blows, the partner will definitely look like a giant moth.
Strips of cloth fluttered.
Not long after that.
Two people met each other.
Qi Yuncheng was full of magnanimity, touching his "scarf" with one hand and holding a large tobacco bag in the other, "Hey, doesn't this look like a dog?"
"Who is it?" Luan Yunping said angrily.
"This is my word. Your nickname is Gouer. If I call you, you have to take it back."
"How come?"
"Isn't this my godfather? You have to say this, otherwise everyone won't know about this relationship!"
"come on."
Retreat to the two sides again, and the two people meet again.
Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner and said, "Doesn't this look like a dog?"
"Aren't you the godfather?" Luan Yunping replied.
"My child, my child!" Qi Yuncheng's face was full of concern, "Why did you ask for food? How pitiful! Have you eaten for several days?"
"I haven't eaten yet."
"I can't see you like this. I feel bad. I can't watch you suffer."
"What should we do?"
"Let me close my eyes."
"Fuck you!" Luan Yunping pushed her voice louder, "Why don't you just shut it up if you don't like it?"
After staggering a few steps, Qi Yuncheng continued to speak with a big pipe in his hand, saying distressedly, "I have to take care of you, my child, my child, why are you so pitiful? How many years have you been back?"
"Ten years!" Luan Yunping responded with a bitter look on her face.
Qi Yuncheng was surprised by this response, "Have you been back home for ten years? Do you know everything at home?"
"What happened?"
"You don't know?"
"Who told me?"
The "big tobacco bag" was slapped on the table, and Qi Yuncheng hurriedly explained, "Something happened that year, and there was a lot of trouble. The rain, the thunder, the thunder, the thunder!"
"how?"
"The whole village hacked to death more than twenty old men."
Luan Yunping's eyes widened, "Are you going to kill the old man?"
Qi Yuncheng said excitedly, "More than twenty old men!"
"What's going on?"
"Those are all bad old men!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly saw that Luan Yunping's voice had become softer again, and secretly said, "They are all old men who are not clean with their daughter-in-law! They were all hacked to death."
Out of curiosity, Luan Yunping walked over to her partner and asked with serious eyes, "Is my dad okay?"
Hahahahaha!
The gymnasium was filled with laughter, everyone was amused by Luan Yunping's appearance and words.
Qi Yuncheng recalled for a moment and waved his hand, "It's okay! Don't worry, your dad is fine!"
"He is so kind!"
"Kill your grandpa to death!!!"
"Ouch!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Another burst of laughter appeared, and the audience below was all happy.
"Everyone has said it," Qi Yuncheng said again.
"What else can you say?"
"If you say you are a fool, you are a fool, don't gossip, just show that the Luan family is a den of wolves. God opened his eyes in anger and killed the old man and the stinky gangster~"
"Stop singing Allegro." Luan Yunping said anxiously from behind the table, "How is my dad?"
"Your dad? It's okay! Your dad is amazing! He eats well every day and boxing when he has nothing to do." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hands to make boxing movements.
Luan Yunping was quite happy like this, "Okay."
"But he didn't do it to keep fit."
"Why?"
"For being a gangster."
"Repay this!!"
"After you have eaten and drank enough, go to the big tree at the entrance of the village and stop there. A girl is coming over there. Your father reports outside that I opened this mountain and planted this tree. I want to buy a road through this place.
fiscal."
"Robbery?"
"This woman was so frightened that she immediately pulled out the knife."
Qi Yuncheng picked up his fan and compared it to making a knife, and showed his figure, "This is a martial arts practitioner, chasing your father all over the village."
I held it down and gave him a mouthful, as if he didn't want any money."
"Good guy."
"Hit your father until he runs forward and falls into the manure pit and drowns."
Suddenly Luan Yunping felt uncomfortable, "Did you fall into a manure pit?"
"The whole village says this is a good thing!"
"Why is it still a good thing?"
"Eat before you die."
"Oh my god."
"Everyone is saying, just be a fool, be a fool, don't gossip, just show that the Luan family is a den of wolves. God opened his eyes in anger and drowned the old man and the rascal."
The more she listened, the more outrageous she became. Luan Yunping held her back and continued to speak in dialect, "Don't say anything. How is my wife?"
"Your wife?" Qi Yuncheng wondered, describing her appearance, "The one with the beard?"
"What a beard!"
"Which one is that?"
"I took my wife and left. It's nice to look at."
Thinking of it, Qi Yuncheng suddenly slammed the table, "It all depends on your wife. Your father is dead and your father is dead. Who is in charge of such a large family property? It is all in charge of your wife."
"Yes."
"You've opened an inn, and all the gangsters and bachelors from all over the country have come to your house. Everyone said..."
"Don't tell me, you want to open a hospital?"
"Do you think so or not?" Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner's outfit.
"Think about it, you have to help me."
"You have to take it seriously no matter what job you do, you can make money even if you beg for food."
"How to make money."
"You can't do this. You have to learn a few words."
"Any more words?"
"You have to say this!" Qi Yuncheng muttered while pounding the table to play the rhythm.
"It's so pitiful that I asked for food, and the buns in my arms were replaced by earthenware pots. I had to eat for three days in a row. I was so hungry that my gold and silver stars kept spinning.
There are the sesame cake lids that the old lady couldn't eat, the bun fillings that the children shook off, pearls, agate and jade skewers, there are more than a dozen skewers.
I'm shivering because I'm cold. If someone has some fox fur cotton-padded clothes for me, please give me some. I'm not begging for food. I'm so sick that I'm sweating all the time. According to this, I'll have three days..."
"Getting rich?"
"I'll beat you to death."
"Go to hell."
The crosstalk is over!
The two people on the stage took three steps back, bowed, and turned around to leave the stage.
At the same time, the audience burst into applause.
Regarding this cross talk, they really liked Luan Yunping's appearance, and Luan Yunping went down and got rid of all these messy things immediately.
Especially the dog skin plaster on my face, I don’t know where I got it.
When they went down, it was Guo Degang and Yu Qian's turn to take the stage. The two of them were wearing black coats and were full of energy, ready to have a good talk in front of so many people.
But just when the Marquis announced the curtain and Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came down.
Guo Degang looked at the child and said one more word.
"By the way, I just thought about it, isn't it a new year soon? In the new year, I'm going to make a new plan. Stop running around. Don't you and your fellow apprentices all want to play now?
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Various variety shows and movies.
Don't join other people's, let's make one ourselves.
Lest each of us leave and not see anyone for half a year, we can join our own party when we come back."